Tuesday, January 11th 2011
The Pouty Dude In The Background Is Saying It All
File this directly under: Brenda Walsh never had to do this kind of shit! Here's this generation's Audrey Landers, AnnaLynne McCord, in Avatar drag on the set of 90210 in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon. Even though AnnaLynne looks like she just finished marinating in a kiddie pool filled with Ty-D-Bol and Vanity Smurf's extra sweet nectar, this is probably the least amount of make-up she's worn in her entire lifetime!!!
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Eww, she has those feet that freak me out. The second toe is way longer than the big toe.
Why is this show even on to make her skinny, wannabe Michelle Pfeiffer ass semi-famous?
She's gross
She looks a lot better like this
Submitted by Beth4 on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:56pm.
I'm sticking at home because I'm neurotic about something happening to my car.
LOL-thank God I'm not the only one that thinks like that...this is my second day not going to work cause of the snow...just got a new car and haven't even made the first payment yet, not about to get out and risk someone smashing into it on the ice and snow.
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Okay, so I'm not the only one here losing work and having mild cabin fever. I'm terrified of driving in snowy/icy weather, had a really scary experience last year, I just hate the feeling of losing control of the vehicle..even if it's just a couple of seconds.
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A calendar of weird celeb body parts would be hilarious. Her toe obviously wants to be Miss January. Other months could include photos of: Megan Fox-Green's thumbs (Heh, green thumb. Not intentional), Paris' wonk eye, Darryl Hannah's "midget digit," Rumer's chin, Owen Wilson's nose, McConaughey's arms, Chyna's vagina-penis, Tori Spelling's head... I have lots of other favorites (Taylor Lautner's freakishly long neck, or Britney Spear's amazingly wide neck) but feel free to add your own...
At some point she's going to need to get a grip on reality, realise there's nothing remotely special about her, and go find a real fucking job.
She's not even talented enough to have Camel-toe!
*chanting as always*
Wilmmaaaaaaaaaa!
http://image.sporttruck.com/f/10285744/0809st_12_z+front_page+fred_and_w...
She's getting my kink going.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:56pm.
I'm sticking at home because I'm neurotic about something happening to my car.
LOL-thank God I'm not the only one that thinks like that...this is my second day not going to work cause of the snow...just got a new car and haven't even made the first payment yet, not about to get out and risk someone smashing into it on the ice and snow.
Submitted by clutching-at-straws
Here's this generation's Audrey Landers
Ha! Now there's a blast from the past. I wonder what ever happened to her and her sister, Judy, who always played the quintessential dumb blonde.
Submitted by snowpiece
their daughters are playboy models or have a reality show now or something, I"m 100% serious
Yeah, I just found these TMZ posts from a couple years ago. It looks like they wanted to be the Blonde Kardashians, lol. (Although, to be fair, Audrey and Judy have actual acting resumes.)
http://www.tmz.com/person/judy-landers
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:07pm.
yeah, her 2nd toe...I can't. I know a lot of people's 2nd toes are longer than their big toes, but it still grosses me out. sorry.
2nd toe shortening is now a popular plastic surgery - that and pinky toe tucks (removing fat to make the toe skinnier)
That Mr Peanut-looking second toe churns my gut.
I'm an anti-footist. Something about them...blech. Just getting a pedicure requires a serious mental workup for me.
huh?
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Submitted by angry_secretary on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:07pm.
yeah, her 2nd toe...I can't. I know a lot of people's 2nd toes are longer than their big toes, but it still grosses me out. sorry.
I thought I was the only one...
She looks fat in that pigment.
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Mike - I'm just looking for an excuse to go home. LOL
I agree.....I like a shorter 2nd toe. Hence the name "big toe". It should be the biggest toe in every way!
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I know you think that love is the way you make it
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yeah, her 2nd toe...I can't. I know a lot of people's 2nd toes are longer than their big toes, but it still grosses me out. sorry.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:02pm.
BBOOOOOOOO! I wanna be snowed in!
No you don't. This is the third time here in just over a month. We usually have only one or two times per winter.
BBOOOOOOOO! I wanna be snowed in!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:56pm.
shit i wish somebody would hit my car.. dumbass drivers BRAKing in the middle of 540 with cars around them.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
She has some wonkiness going on with her toe...
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:54pm.
Mike, WTF i got my ass out of th e house and am at work!! most of the main and secondary roads are pretty clear now. not fair
A lot of our employees live in Johnston County (where it's apparently worse), so we just said fuck it and closed the office for the day. I'm sticking at home because I'm neurotic about something happening to my car.
Mike, WTF i got my ass out of th e house and am at work!! most of the main and secondary roads are pretty clear now. not fair
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:39pm.
Every time I see this girl's name, I want to pronounce it "ANAL-Lynne." Is that weird?
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Lol! I do the same thing.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I'm stuck at my house because of ice. New post please, MK!
Nice wrinkly knees.
Every time I see this girl's name, I want to pronounce it "ANAL-Lynne." Is that weird?
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the hell...
that guy in the background looks like he just blew chunks after seeing that mess.
um, WHO and what and WHY??
and i'm pretty sure i don't care
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
clutching-at-straws their daughters are playboy models or have a reality show now or something, I"m 100% serious
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:23pm.
90210? That's still on?
I ask myself that everyday.
The outfit is totally wrong. And where are the white dots on her blue skin? Someone needs to watch that movie again.
BTW, this is the exact blue MK uses for the font and the graphics :D
90210? That's still on?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:18pm.
WTF with her toes????? Ew!!!!!!
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They are newt toes.
Here's this generation's Audrey Landers
Ha! Now there's a blast from the past. I wonder what ever happened to her and her sister, Judy, who always played the quintessential dumb blonde.
Does this mean that female whale-sized, blue-painted Cosplay fans will try to squeeze themselves into this little outfit for the next convention?
WTF with her toes????? Ew!!!!!!
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What's with the wrinkled knees? How old is she in Demi years?
Submitted by mcnightmare: "you know, i'd gladly walk around like that all day."
If they paid me what they're paying her, I would, too.
Why?
Smurf cum tastes like smurf berries, it's a fact.
I think this is actually an improvement for her.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
She looks like a giant angry blue turd, the kind you get when you eat a blue slushie. And whats with dude smelling his finger in the third thumb nail?
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Please get the fuck out ---->
I thought it was some random DUDE.
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I bet Smurf cum tastes like marshmallow. mm.
look at this sexy ass cake:
http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/411213/P...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
you know, i'd gladly walk around like that all day.
there's something very peaceful-looking about it.
probably the Krishna thing.
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I wonder if a Smurf's cum is blue?
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