Open Post: Hosted By Dr. 90210

International Male's customer of the century, Dr. Robert Rey of E!'s Dr. 90210, flashed his tits and showed off the Shock Jock in his pants outside of Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood on Saturday night. Across the city, Cher probably wore the EXACT same outfit but at least she had the decency to put a black lace bra underneath her mesh blouse. No, Dr. Rey is perfect just the way he is. I say that because this motherfucker looks like the circuit party boy member of The House of Erebus who sucks peen before he sucks the blood out of his victims. That is a look!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 7:42am.

Centy,

I don't know. This woman is in her 40s, not her 20s, so she might be at a point in her life where she wants to have a child and rather than go through the rigamorole (sp?) of finding a new man, getting to know him, and talking about babies, she'd rather have a baby with (or in this case, perhaps by) a man she already knows. I don't know what kind of job she has, but she might be able to do this on her own, with or without the financial or emotional support of your brother.

Also, I understand the idea about marriage and links to "ownership." And you yourself described your brother as a "dick" who has a history of moving in with women or having them move in with him and then "dumping" them. Three so far?

It's great when children have two parents, but there are many who don't, for various reasons, and they actually turn out okay.

What does the rest of your family think? Have you had a talk with your brother about what he feels? Perhaps you can talk with him, asking him if this is what he wants to do. Talk to him, not at him so that he doesn't feel defensive.

Remember, though, that it really isn't any of your business, and these people are working adults in their 40s making this conscious, and costly (fertility treatments) decision.

If a baby comes along, just love your niece or nephew (or multiples!!).

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 6:18am.

Is he still with the same anorexic titted stick of a wife who complains all the time and can only cook Kraft Dinner?

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 11:10pm.

oh lord god...the guy on Hoarders tonight has over 2,000 rats in his house who inhabit the walls, mattresses, EVERYWHERE...and he had to move into his office because they would crawl all over him at night and nibble on him and try to find 'nesting materials' in his hair...they make the most horrible screeching noise. It seriously is a vision of hell. This will be a topic in OP tomorrow no doubt. The guy is in trouble with housing department, animal cruelty etc, every county department...
*projectile vomits*
EDIT: and a cat hoarder with 50 cats who lets them use the house as a litterbox is on too

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:54pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:54pm.
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I love my husband to death BUT we got married mainly for the health benefits/pensions/legal rights etc (and love) and I believe we would be together without marriage , there just happened to be an upside (for me with insurance etc)...and this DOESN'T make us better than a non married comitted couple. The whole "ownership" thing I kind of seems as a cop out or excuse because if they both have careers why would she be "owned"...and to try for a baby ? I don't get it. Fine, maybe she claims marriage is patriarchal and outdated but while not necessarily being "owned" she will be 'connected' (to say in a nice way) or tied to the baby's father for life. And that is sort of being owned...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:27pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:54pm.

Oh and about fertility...how is her WHR? Waist to hip ratio?

There are a lot of things that go into whether you find a potential mate attractive, but from an anthropological standpoint, a lot can be boiled down to the waist to hip ratio.

This measurement has been touted for a couple of years as an alternative to the body mass index as a measurement of health and the potential for health problems like heart disease and diabetes. The classic hourglass figure is a good example of an ideal waist to hip ratio for health purposes, since a person with that shape would likely have a ratio of 0.7 or less (women are considered at higher risk for health problems starting at 0.8).

This sort of figure makes a woman a good choice for a man interested in breeding, since that lower waist to hip ratio also indicates good health and higher fertility levels than among women with a higher ratio.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:25pm.

Nice bald spot. Does this guy still have a wife and kids at home?

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:10pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:54pm.

This has epic fail written all over it. If she doesn't want to fully commit to him (which is what marriage is), then she does not need to be having a baby with him. Even if they don't stay together, he will have a tremendous amount of leverage to manipulate her. I don't know if he's that kind of person, but anything is possible.

There's also the small possibility that he won't be that involved with the baby. She needs to look at ALL ANGLES and possibilities before she goes any further.

ETA: And if she's really that career-minded, what are her plans? Once she has a baby, the career is no longer her #1 priority.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:45pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:54pm.

This holiday season they announced that they are going to try to have a baby together, she is seeing a fertility specialist.

Gotta watch out for those fertility specialists...a baby might end up being twins!! Double the fun I guess. I'm with Mr. Mercury on this one though!

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:04pm.

Centy, I'd be pissed off as well. No one thinks about the kid in these situations. It's all about the adults fulfilling their egos. Having a baby is treated like buying the latest trendy accessory.

My guess is she's observed his history and is playing this game accordingly. I think she really wants to marry him but knows saying yes will be the beginning of the end. So she's going to have his baby and once she does, it will be ok to "reconsider" the proposal because it will be "good for the baby to have committed parents." So she gets what she wants and keeps him without having to admit to the world that this is what she always wanted. And they will be the most obnoxious middle aged heli-parents ever --- so get ready!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:58pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:54pm.

@Centy: Well this is a fine mess you're describing. Nothing can be so bad between two people that a baby can't make worse. Babies need to be wanted by two people at the expense of everything else in their lives. Using a baby as a pawn in some sort relationship roller derby can't be good. It might bond the two you're describing together for a while, but nothing that tenuous can last for long. The baby is the one that will suffer in the long run. Both these 40 something adults need to pull their heads out of their asses and work out their problems without involving a baby. I've never seen anyone I knew who solved an emotional problem like this by bringing a kid into the world.

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:35pm.

This guy hasn't come out yet? Lord.. what keeping him?

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:24pm.

I was wondering if some of you Dlisters would give me an opinion on the following:

My brother has been dating a girl for the last 5 years and has asked her to marry him twice. She has said no, and she won't even get engaged because she thinks wearing a ring means "ownership."

Now, my brother is kind of a dick, because he's lived with about 3 girls before her, and about 6 months after they gave up everything to move in with him, he dumped them all.

So, I thought, okay, this girl has the upper hand, this is a good relationship.

May I mention they are both in their 40's and obsessed with their careers and traveling.

This holiday season they announced that they are going to try to have a baby together, she is seeing a fertility specialist.

I was furious because I thought, "Bitch, if you think avoiding a ring and marriage won't make my brother own you, see what an innocent baby will do! He'll own you for life."

I actually liked this girl until the announcement.

It's none of my business, and I haven't shared my thoughts with them, nor will I ever, but I'm just wondering what anyone else thinks?

Thanks.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:06pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:21pm.
Just because:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/sandra-lee-halloween/25742.html
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I couldn't even get through that without feeling like I was on some weird acid/pill/ecstacy mix...it brought me back to 2001 when I would foolishly mix all that crap together.

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 7:51pm.

Just because:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/sandra-lee-halloween/25742.html

Submitted by Slutleena on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 7:18pm.

He creeps me out.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 7:02pm.

Mutton trying to pass itself off as spring lamb. FAIL.

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Shiitake happens...

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:38pm.

Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:00pm.

I ♥ AMERICAN DAD
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AND THAT's what I'm gonna watch now cuz I can't take this shit anymore.

Thanks!:)

♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
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Submitted by Living dead girl on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 7:00pm.

Sorry to butt in, i am about 20 minutes into\"UNSTOPPABLE\" and i just want to say why have i not moved to hollywood to stalk Chris Pine yet???*FUCKING SWOON*

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:37pm.

And to continue!

I don't hate that ooglay (sorray) toddler's mom. It's cool - she lets her kid be funky (cuz sometimes kids - hell, AND adults - ALL OF US need to be funky) and she keeps it light. Her hubby's a little weird tho. He's the result of that SUPER BITCHY mom with the boy. And it's so sad cuz he likes doing it but she's totally gonna make him hate it.

♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/

Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:30pm.

I ♥ AMERICAN DAD

THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY

HOW MANY OIL SLICKS DIED FOR THIS GREASEBALL ABOVE CAUSE HES GIVING ME THE DRY HEAVES

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:14pm.

Why does Rey totally remind me of Brazil's answer to Alan Cumming? They have the same understated sartorial sense! And sorry, there are too many bulges in his pants for me to make out his peen. Maybe he has two peens! Maybe eight like Spider Dijon in The Mighty Boosh! Maybe he grafted them all on himself, like a modern day Frankenstein! Oooh, sick now.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:13pm.

OMG@Toddlers and Tiaras (nothing good is uploaded today) Jeez Louise, moms! It's not fair to take over someone else's whole body to fulfill your dreams gone by! Life is not over just cuz you got a little older and put on a few (hundred) pounds! Try again! Try something NEW! (Miss "I was a pageant girl and now my daughter is too")Get a FUCKING JOB! But leave them damn kids alone! JEEEEEEEEEEESH~!

♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:09pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:24pm.

Caprica Six -- they describe people like us as having "hyperacusis," where we hear every little thing and it annoys the shit out of us. Don't get me wrong, I love to blast the music I love, but I cannot stand loud talking, loud TVs, loud anything. I wish I wasn't like this. And I hear you about a kid birthday party -- I can't do it for the noise level alone.
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I believe it, this hyperacucususuasis or whatever. My daughter has it and so does my dad. Both are in the genius range too.

Funny you say about the music, cause clubs I'm fine w/...and I think it's because of the rhythmic, overpowering nature of clubs - can't hear anything else, right? And LOL re: TV...I hate a loud tv. In fact, I pay for cable and my tv is off 6 out of 7 days of the week. If bboy is at my place, he puts it loud and I can't "think" about the gameplan for the day loololo. It ain't his fault; I just fking can't damn think!

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Submitted by lazee on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:06pm.

lololol. OMG, he should feel embarrassed looking like such a poseur.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 6:01pm.

I love Charlie Sheen porn star stories no matter how trivial they may be:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/10/charlie-sheen-porn-star-las-vegas-bree-ols...

Submitted by ginger_t on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:57pm.

My excuse for him is that he's Brazilian and as an American female, I may just never understand. His credentials are solid (check out his wiki page) and his work is well executed, even though most of it is cosmetic and unnecessary. He's a positive person as well.

That said, I hope he pays more attention to his family than it seems he did on his reality show. He appears to need a lot of attention to compensate for a very critical father (there was an entire episode devoted to his desire for his approval, which I don't think he believes he ever got even after all of the degrees and television fame). Maybe he will learn that the love of his wife and his children (and one day, his own self) are enough.

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:34pm.

Morning, errbody...just got off the phone with my sister. I'm sad for her...and I also feel like I need to cut some bitches.

*pulls razor-blade out of military bun*

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:19pm.

His Wikipedia picture alone is worth the view

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Rey

And on a COMPLETELY unrelated note why is Rachel Uchitel suddenly Jane Velez Mitchell's pet reporter commenting on murder stories and being quoted as being "a Hollywood and Las Vegas Insider"...JVM looks like she wants to crawl through the screen and give her favorite undercover reporter the tongue lapping of her life.
God Bless the Uchitel Velez Mitchells!!

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:06pm.

Awwwe. That is just sad.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:04pm.

The funniest part about this guy is he is Morman. He's either completely oblivious to the way he comes off or the worst closet case of the 21st century. Why doesn't his wailing nagging anorexic bimbo of a wife clue him in? Can she possibly be that oblivious too?
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"

Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:04pm.

That guy is a doctor? I thought it was Trent Reznor

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:54pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:37pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:02pm.

Team shut the noise down and out. I'm the same; peeps who know me know I can't stand but more than 40mins at a Mall or at a kid's bday party. I'm not saying kids aren't adorable, I'm saying I literally can't think if more than 4 people/kids are screeching and whining and breaking stuff and shit. This also goes for adult noise...the sirens; being on a store line while a group of teens/loud couple are behind you loud as hell. I hated it too growing up in the bx, nyc, and people around me used to ask my parents "why's she covering her ears?" I was like 8 doing that shit. I just can't fucking think. Plus, it's not like we're saying peeps can't interact, it's just there's a certain level of loudness that, repetitively, just fucks w/ us types lol.

Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:33pm.

Is he still married to his nagging wife?

www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:31pm.

Bjork, I'm so sorry.

She sounded like a truly amazing person.

Xoxoxo

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 3:16pm.

Becky in Sydney
I live in Australia - there is a flood in the state of Queensland that covers an area bigger than your state of Texas. In places the water is over 60 feet high. Overnight 8 people died including a young family in a car trying to get flee. Please spare a prayer.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 3:13pm.

@bjork

Sorry to hear about that!! It's always hard when there is no real closure or a falling out. The last thing I ever said to an ex-boyfriend was "FUCK YOU" and I hung up the phone. He died of an overdose a few days later.

Submitted by Little Alex on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:58pm.

Hey look at me, I'm turning 60 and dressed up like a Goth. Am I cool or what?

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Mange de la merde

Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:57pm.

Submitted by thegoodlife on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 3:26pm.

So random, but did anyone hear about Tommy Girl and his wifey boycotting the Oscars? They are doing it because Anne Hathaway mocked Katie on SNL some time ago. Like to see some thoughts on it. MK, an article would make my day :)
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:54pm.

Hello Zomay!

I was on break visiting family and then away again because a dear friend of mine died.

She could be tough sometimes, but often, sensitive, artistic people are. She took a littered corner of McCarren (sp?) Park in Williamsburg and turned it into a garden. She fed strays and gave money and food to people on the street.

http://www.newyorkshitty.com/greenpoint-goodness/?p=51646

My dear friend, that tragedy in Arizona...

Aside from a few pricks (really, just two) on yesterday's OP (I liked your comments), I found solace in dlisters' thoughts regarding the Arizona shootings. It can get ugly, racist, and homophobic here sometimes, too, but overall, there is a lot of heart on this blog.

I'm on the sofa, reading the cracks here because I need to laugh. I feel pretty sad. There is another memorial for her tomorrow at her gallery. I'll miss her. We had had a falling out, the way old friends do, and we never got a chance to really make up. She was the kind of person who could go high and low, going from Louise Bourgeios to Lisa Rinna.

Anyway, nice to be back.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:53pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:21p

LMAO JO!
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Centy!!!

Who's in your avvie? Very pretty!!!!!

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:52pm.

That Katie Holmes parody/skit was SOOO spot on. People are supposed to at least pretend to be flattered when parodied or satirized. Tom Cruise was ok with Ben Stiller doing it at some MTV award show but probably only because they were both in the skit and Tom controlled everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vEFQryAajc

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:37pm.

Xenu is gonna get you, Anne:

http://hollywooddame.com/2011/01/10/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-boycotti...

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:37pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 3:51pm.
You guys are too funny today.

By the way, leave Dr. Rey alone. I read that he has a huge, huge, humungous cock, just like me.
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Hahahahahaaa

Why hello stranger...

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:33pm.

What in Hefty Bag hell is that?

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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:32pm.

What the hell is with his stance in thumbnail #4? He looks like a Leather Daddy Charlie Chaplin impersonator.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:32pm.

Flatsy -- OMG, I hear you on the loud co-worker. I am a very quiet person and I can't stand noise. I have used a white noise machine to sleep at night for over 30 years and I cannot be without it. You can get a great one at Brookstone, but they're over $100. See if your boss will reimbuse you for one. You shouldn't have to put up with the noisy shit from your deskmate. Would a small fan help diffuse the noise? That or tell her to shut the fuck up, which you may or may not want to do. Also, I have a Napster subscription and I have downloaded white noise sounds from it. Good luck!

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 2:27pm.

ick, nast...this is why, folks, you do NOT GET PLASTIC SURGERY...this man obviously wants all women to look the same, I saw his show a few years ago...he is just gross...fake, nasty, and thinks he is God's gift to women, men, the world...obnoxious fake ass nasty doctor...I feel sorry as hell for his wife.