Sunday, January 9th 2011
As Posh Screams, "GIVE ME A DAMN GIRL THIS TIME!!!!!"
David Beckham and Posh have announced that her pouty womb is filled with a pouty fetus that better have a pouty vagina on it, or else she'll be pouting like nobody else has pouted BEFORE! A rep for Posh & Becks tells People that she's now licking twice as many ice cubes for nourishment and staring at full plates of food twice as long, because she's got a baby in her uterus to feed! Their rep says:
"David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister."
Hopefully, Posh gets the daughter of her dreams to dress up this time, because the names "Queens, Juliet and Penelope" need a home already! If not, I'm sure we'll see the world's first ever male-to-female post-op newborn!
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Just on the sport tingy, yes 'soccer' is for pansys, but we have Rugby Union. Now that's proper football America!And they play for more than 3 second intervals before teams change or whatever the fuck is up with that..
anyway congrats to King and Queen of Chavs on the addition.
I really hope that the man upstairs gives Posh and Chupa male babies. Those two would wreak so much emotional damage to a female child.
Poor girl she will have an eating disorder by the time she is 5. No I am kidding
she seems like a good mom. I am sure they made SURE they will have a girl. I can't wait to see what they name her.
I had a coworker do a paid surrogacy. She was implanted with 7 embryos, 5 took and the parents chose the 3 females and 'needled' the 2 males. The invitro specialist puts a fiber optic camera into the the area where the embryos are and destroys the unwanted embryos with a glass needle. Unfortunately one of the females was no longer there after a month and the other 2 were c sectioned early at 24 weeks because of complications for them and the surrogate. I don't think they are doing well at all developmentally. From what I understand from the nurses at the hospital when I visited my coworker who almost died from her lucrative experience female embryos degrade and are weak and tend to miscarry from some reason the male embryos are stronger and go to full term with no problems. Far too much risk when there are so many lovely children out there that need a chance of a good life and nurturing.
To all the Sherlocks thinking this is an IVF baby: all her kids are IVF. She has PCOS.. But is that a big deal?
I think she is a talentless biaatch but congrats on this. She had to do something to quash new rumours of infidelity on his part. Not the first time
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 4:40pm.
She can't. She's had C-sections every time so I think the max she can have is 4 pregnancys. It better be a girl (which it probably will be) or Posh will have a mental fucking breakdown.
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Yeah, scheduled c-sections, because she was "too posh to push." She has the glorious honor of bringing in the horrible fad of scheduled c-sections to celebrities and idiotic women. The c-section rate is through the roof, as are too early births, birth defects, and maternal deaths from them. Isn't she a great mom?
Submitted by Tatiana on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 6:03pm.
I've heard a number of "gender selection success stories" and they tend to be disturbing. There was a family with four or five boys who had used gender selection to have a girl, and the mother was saying things like, "I'm so glad I have a girl and she gets all my attention now!" Another family used the process to have a boy after they'd had daughters, and the parents were saying things like, "We're so happy to finally have a boy around the house instead of girls!" One woman said she'd been so depressed about only having sons, she couldn't get out of bed. I mean, seriously.
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Isn't that stuff horrible? I hate hearing women say they want a little girl in front of their sons. I am sure men do it in front of their girls too, but I have not heard it.
I always wanted boys and got lucky. My husband always wanted a girl-go figure.
I bet they did IVF with gender selection just to ensure it's a girl. Posh looks better - she finally had her snout chiselled and replaced her huge fake tatas with merely big fake tatas.
Posh will do anything short of gris-gris to have a daughter & I'm glad for her. A woman who told TommyGirl to piss up a rope for pushing Scientology won't have Suri 2.0 . If anything, Victoria Minor will go to Mummy's old convent school with silk underwear beneath a custom-tailored uniform.
In the Cazalet Chronicles children named for their parents were always called Minor instead of Junior. The names you trollops came up with were funny.
Victoria,Diana, Mary,Gabrielle,Regina,Alexandra,Davina,Florence-Vain Spice will want a traditional name for her little princess. Long Island, Southampton, Golders Green,Mayfair or Shoreditch would look tacky when the Beckhams send out the debutante ball invitations.
I'll add Tommi Ryder Beckham if it's a girl, jebus help her.
Does this mean she'll start eating again?
People are so stupid regarding babies' gender. I have a son and am pregnant with another boy. I get so tired of the 'are you going to try for a girl' comments.
Really, my life is not over becuase I'm having another boy.
They seem to like geographical names so how bout Beverly, Angeles, Culver, Huntington, Compton...
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 8:06pm.
She does not have enough body fat to ovulate plus her age. I smell a Kelly Preston.
If Rachel fucking Zoe can get pregnant, anyone can. I sooo hope they have a girl.
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Hope she has twin boys lol. I've got one child, a boy and have no urges to try for a girl
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She does not have enough body fat to ovulate plus her age. I smell a Kelly Preston.
This bitch is my age, wtf is she still poppin out kids for? I'm so over the pregnancy thing. Adopt a poor kid or something. Or better yet, stay away from all kids LOL
That was mean but I don't give a fuck today.
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as someone mentioned already this might be a band aid baby..hopefully not though.
I have 2 kids and there is no way I could cope with more even if i had their kind of money. The gender selection thing creeps me out. I feel lucky to even be able to have had one much less two. i know a few people who had major issues conceiving, expensive failed IVF and I know bitching about gender is bullshit. I was worried i'd not be excited about having a girl since i have a strained relationship with my mom but thank god it;s the opposite. You never know until they're born.
I can't stand these people. He's a cheating pig, and she looks like a pig. A haughty, anorexic pig. They're both morons, too. I'd be happy if they choked to death on their own bullshit, except for the fact that they have children.
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Times may have changed, but when I last read about gender selection (maybe five years ago) it was not foolproof. The odds are better if you want a boy. So even if these two used the process they still may not have a daughter.
I've heard a number of "gender selection success stories" and they tend to be disturbing. There was a family with four or five boys who had used gender selection to have a girl, and the mother was saying things like, "I'm so glad I have a girl and she gets all my attention now!" Another family used the process to have a boy after they'd had daughters, and the parents were saying things like, "We're so happy to finally have a boy around the house instead of girls!" One woman said she'd been so depressed about only having sons, she couldn't get out of bed. I mean, seriously.
Ha, these two bombed in the states big time. Yea Becks was gonna revolutionalize the beautiful sport in the good 'ol us of a. He failed to recognize Americans love violence... ie... real football and a billion illegal mexicans won't change that.
I love soccer but this closet queen needs to go back from which he came.
Submitted by Datura on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:35pm.
I don't understand how celebs are "gender engineering." Is that just selective abortion until they get the kind they want, or is it some Gattaca type stuff?
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I think doctors have the capability to select for the XX sperm for a girl and XY for a boy and just do invitro fertilization. I remember reading once that simply by centrifuging the sperm, the XY sperm will float to the top since it's lighter in weight than the XX, and you can increase your odds for the gender you want if you do it through artificial insemination. Some doctors are pretty gung ho in helping out couples who have a bunch of one sex in order to provide "family balance."
Yay babies!!! I hope they have a girl. I'd hate to see one of the Beckham boys become the next Boy Princess, like poor little Kingston.
Hope it's not a girl. Posh will give it an eating disorder. I can just see her telling a little 3-year-old things like, "No, no, you can't have a cookie-you don't want to get fat and ugly, now do you, dahling?"
I remember hearing years ago that Poshy was set on the name "Luna" for a girl...give her the middle name "Tic" and she's set...no wait, that ought to be POSH'S name.
Oh and it's so pathetic how these two always try to act like they are big stars in the USA!
Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:46pm.
here is a pic of a pregnant spice girl:
http://i35.tinypic.com/xekkqs.jpg
Thanks for the rare picture.
I don't see what the big deal is about them having another kid. They have plenty of money, they seem to value education and have been putting their boys into good schools, and I'm sure they'll equip their kids with the skills to be successful. They're not trash, they're not adding to the population problem with useless, dependent-on-society human beings.
jerseygirl17, your relative is a MAJOR dipshit. Why do these celebrities have so many kids ? One, maybe two is plenty in this overcrowded world.
Speaking of which, I've seen those Birkins up close and there really is nothing special about them, and definitely not special enough to warrant the price tag.
I'd keep my Mulberry any day of the week, over any Hermes bag.
Are these two actually still having sex? For real?
I thought they have an agreement where he can shag whoever he wants (confidentiality contract in place of course) while she milks Brand Beckham to maintain her supply for Birkin bags.
Okay, is this part of the story that the News Of The World is sitting on at the moment? Something about them, the Ramsays, Posh's sister.
If so then I guess we've got to wait until May when it is due to hit the presses.
Oooooh.
"Armani."
Let's see. Posh and Becks fade from the spotlight with no real reason to be back in. Then, SHAZAM! She just happens to get pregnant!
I smell a "tragic miscarriage" in the near future.
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Submitted by chasing windmills on Sun,01/09/2011 - 12:30pm
She can't. She's had C-sections every time so I think the max she can have is 4 pregnancys. It better be a girl (which it probably will be) or Posh will have a mental fucking breakdown.
Didn't some article just come out where she was saying she had come to terms with never having a girl and they had given up getting pregnant?
I'll never understand how this stick insect produces.
Funny thing though she's never seen when she's pregnant. Like she's afraid of being seen fat. I think some Brit program could only find one pic of her (in a see through black mesh top, yuck) and they stated it's because she refuses to be seen out and about whilst with child.
Let's hope she gets another boy. No doubt if she had a daughter she'd fuck it up. The poor little girl would start dieting when she's 5. And Posh is nearing 40? No doubt that little girl will have to hear about how mommy's fucked up figure if thanks to her. And heaven fobid if that little girl is prettier than her or David dotes on her too much.
Anyone else think they're having a band aid baby? David must have had to placate her for having yet another affair.
Is she taking a page from Kelly Preston's book of fake pregnancy? I really don't see how this anorexic person can conceive.
There's no way she conceived naturally. I'm sure she hasn't been menstruated since 2006.
It will be a boy because Becks only has manly sperm, unlike his little girly voice.
Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:46pm.
here is a pic of a pregnant spice girl:
http://i35.tinypic.com/xekkqs.jpg
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:13pm.
It amazes me when people are so insane about the gender of their child.
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Your family member sounds literally insane and should not be having any children.
Karma might bring a girl who will be a terror to her mother.
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This might be another pillow pregnancy.
I have 2 little boys and I would love a girl. I am surrounded by sump trucks, Batman and dinosaurs. But I think I just want the pretty girl room with pink and flowers, not really another baby. ;)
since everyone is throwing names in i guess..America Beckham for the new adopted country
Band aid baby #2. Cruz was band aid baby #1. I remember when there was talk of him cheating, soon after she announced she was pregnant.
queens, juliet, penelope! even on sunday you still bring the funny & wit
I wonder if the baby will inherit David's silken voice and Posh's velvety skin?
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I am amazed that someone with a raging eating disorder can get pregnant. And that anyone would want to have sex with this skeleton.
I have three boys and got spayed last year. Aside from the emotional and financial limits my husband and I have, although throwing a girl into the mix would have been a nice change, I couldn't imagine either being or marrying someone who HAS to have a certain gendered child in order to feel like they themselves are complete.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:45pm.
:-( That is sad. Actually, she's my little sister, and she is an abusive narcissist who wants a mini-me. She also doesn't want to work or get thrown out of my parents' house, and babies are amazing leverage in that regard.
you're right queens, Juliet and Penelope should be her top three
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here is a pic of a pregnant spice girl:
http://i35.tinypic.com/xekkqs.jpg
jerseygirl, your cousin is the opposite of China, where they kill baby girls, and leave them lying in the street because no one wants them. I remember seeing a pic in Marie Claire magazine years ago that made me cry.
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