Friday, January 7th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Jakey On The Subway
Jake Gyllenhaal no longer has a reserved seat on the subway train that circles Taylor Swift's heart (#1 "Subway Train Around My Heart" - Taylor Swift), but he will forever have a place on the Q Train. FuckedinParkSlope caught Jakey leaning against a pole while looking at porn on his phone like real people do! And yes, I know dozed off dude in the yellow hood perfectly sums up your feelings about this post. But hey, there's an ad for Dallas BBQ over there and that counts for everything.
via Buzzfeed
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There is an old man whos a machinist, who will be renting space from us for about 3 months. THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!! He's up here every day complaining about something. Yesterday it was about the drainage of the empty field adjacent to our parking lot, all the water drains in to our lot, he wanted us to put in leech fields. SORRY DUDE! The COUNTY set up the drainage this way and NOT to change it.
Now, the terlet in the mens room runs every now and again. He wants us to replace the entire toilet.
NOW he's complaining about how much he's paying.
STFU! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk l
The first time ( and only) that I went to HI, I got freaked out by all the alohas. the fuck everybody was in a good mood. I am not used to that!
it does take up time to actually reply to 'how are you' and to ask them in turn. and its hard to tell if people are actually going to wait for an answer, even here, sometimes they use it as a greeting and aren't expecting anything back
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol...
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I don't know if it's lack of friendliness in NY. I'm just thinking if they said hi to everyone they crossed paths with they'd go crazy.
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Agreed. I got small-town friendliness in me but I live in a city. I have shit to do. If I said "hi" to everybody that would be my whole fucking day, right there.
I say "hi" to random people. And if they say it to me first, I reply but walk faster.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
i would just stare at him, with a creepy look....i would totally fuck him..i dont care..i said it!!!!
I MISS NYC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Him rides the subway, just like regular folks!
Love him, IDGAF what anybody else thinks.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
hahahaha jack. Awwww....your like us canadians <3
True story: At the movies last week I was getting up to let a guy pass me to get to his seat, well I kind of fumbled and he accidently stepped on my foot so I said sorry ! He said, "only in canada will someone apologize when someone else steps on their foot"
did you really Jack?!?! HAHAHAHAHA even I know better than that ;) i also just don't say hi to people in general
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Don't fucking care about Jakey.
I had sumpfin important to tell y'all this morning, but it has now left me brainz.
*sigh*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol...
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I don't know if it's lack of friendliness in NY. I'm just thinking if they said hi to everyone they crossed paths with they'd go crazy. But in the south you say to a few people, to a few farm animals and call it a day.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I love him, I don't care. and he didn't really take it up the shoot in brookback, Raul, HE REALLY DID NOT!!!!!
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
forget him -- dallas BBQ! honey basted wings! mmmmm.
STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS JAKIE!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
There's plenty of seats, it just hurts too much to sit after the Brokebackin' his fartbox just took. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers.
I sat next to Jimmy Walker (DY-NO-MITE!) on a plane once, that fucker has a HUGE head. I looked at him and was like "DYNOMITE MOTHER FUCKER!" he just stared.
that's all I got.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
He's probably on Grindr looking for his next "date"
TEXBRO
Screw Jake. But damn, how I love NY.
double pene..., i mean double post
ive seen him on the subway before, on the 6.
That could be anybody.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
I'm shocked he'd take the subway.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I still would.