Friday, January 7th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Jakey On The Subway
Jake Gyllenhaal no longer has a reserved seat on the subway train that circles Taylor Swift's heart (#1 "Subway Train Around My Heart" - Taylor Swift), but he will forever have a place on the Q Train. FuckedinParkSlope caught Jakey leaning against a pole while looking at porn on his phone like real people do! And yes, I know dozed off dude in the yellow hood perfectly sums up your feelings about this post. But hey, there's an ad for Dallas BBQ over there and that counts for everything.
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Thanks Nitty and Snowy. I'm going home to crawl into bed. So much for my hot date tonight. Bye!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:42pm.
Yeah, I would have moved. I think the people were a little ballsy for asking an entire row of people to move when there were other seats available for them to sit together, but it doesn't seem like something to start a confrontation over either.
We have a couple of those movie theaters with bars in them, too, and a couple with waitstaff who bring food to your seat, too. It's a good idea in theory. But they always seem to bring your food out at a pivotal time in the movie. Then you pay your bill during the last 10-15 minutes of the movie, so you get distracted during the end, too.
Plus, there is always some moron who doesn't know how to doesn't know how to use their "indoor voice" and shouts their order 10x normal volume because they need to be heard over the movie.
at work I greet the security people and walk quickly by, if you make conversation one day then you are screwed hearing the same lame jokes as you run by to go into your work, its annoying and I dont mean any disrespect, but I do get mad at people that dont say excuse me, it is so hard?
and my biggest issue with NYkers its that they could be 6 doors into a building but no one wants to open an extra door, everyone comes in and out the same door, even if is crowed, WFT!!!!
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Fishy: washing your face with hot water would help dilate the blood vessels in your head.
Jakey is just regular people like you and me.
Another picture of him riding the subway in the ribbed coat Taylor bought for him. He's reading a sad book.
http://bit.ly/ffccsO
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
Yeah, I ate Vern. Unfortunately, I think I will be revisiting it soon. I'm heading home. Have a great weekend, y'all!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Nitty- that.is.amazing.!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Fishy, any way you can dim the lights? Make the room cooler? I know my son gets debilitating ones and these things seem to help if he can catch it early enough.
Don't suppose you can take off and get somewhere cool and quiet you can sit w/your eyes closed for a few minutes?
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Feel better Fishy! I think you should smoke a bowl! but that's just me (see my siggy)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO I hope it gets better soon!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
Yeah, Bitchette! Full bar! They even have "adult only" auditoriums so you don't have to sit with a bunch of shit ass teenagers.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:40pm.
I feel sorry for American women, because American men seem so small. No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
Some of us look taller laying on our backs *ahem*
Fishy, did you eat anything today? I get headaches if I don't. If you can have something you should. Hope you feel better!
*chanting as always*
MickeyHolland - Me BH is 6'2"
Submitted by Roca_Roja on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:47pm.
MickeyHolland, do you mean height or between the legs small?
(My brain totally went to the dirty place first and I didn't even think about height. The nice part is, on Dlisted I am sure I'm not alone.)
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Yikes, I'm losing my touch. I never thought of *that* either; I thought MickeyHolland meant height.
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Osez Joséphine
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol...
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I don't know if it's lack of friendliness in NY. I'm just thinking if they said hi to everyone they crossed paths with they'd go crazy. But in the south you say to a few people, to a few farm animals and call it a day
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*gasp*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
Because the whole damn country is below sea-level.
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
MickeyHolland, do you mean height or between the legs small?
(My brain totally went to the dirty place first and I didn't even think about height. The nice part is, on Dlisted I am sure I'm not alone.)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:41pm.
LMAO at Vanitas and louis_brooks... I'm the same damn way!!! When I was getting booked in the police station for my damn dwi when the cop was leaving the room i said "Thank you, sir"... he actually said "No problem" IMEANWTF!!!!??
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LMAO!!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:40pm.
I feel sorry for American women, because American men seem so small. No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
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tell me about it! i went to amsterdam a few years back and i have never felt so ugly in all my life! everyone was 6 foot tall and gorgeous
Nitty- are you talking about movie theatre? and it has a full bar?? *so jealous*
and no, i prolly would've ignored them and if they persisted i woudl've waved my hand to the open seats elsewhere. i got here first so i could choose my seat. you get whats left.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:42pm.
Fishy-sometimes caffeine helps. (it can also cause migraines, so be careful)
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I had two big cups of coffee so now I'm wondering if that made it worse.
To the question about moving movie seats? Yes, I would have because I hate confrontation. I'm a pusse.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:41pm.
LMAO at Vanitas and louis_brooks... I'm the same damn way!!! When I was getting booked in the police station for my damn dwi when the cop was leaving the room i said "Thank you, sir"... he actually said "No problem" IMEANWTF!!!!??
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I apologize to people who bump into me or step on my feet. I've thanked people who let a door slam shut in my face.
It's the result of politeness brainwashing as a kid.
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Osez Joséphine
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:40pm.
I feel sorry for American women, because American men seem so small. No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
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HAHAHAHAHA guuuurrrl you been messin with all the wrong ones! Good leaves more for us. :P
Note to self: don't start reading/spacing off on commute until after changing from the Q train.
I actually thought I saw him in Soho on Mercer a while back because this guy (a) looked like him rather a lot and (b) was buying coffee, but then saw on the news where he was out of the city with SquintyCurl Gurl during that time and it probably wasn't him. I should have guessed that when the dude smiled at me - celebs in NYC don't smile at random people just because they happen to be passing.
Tell him to tell his problems to Oprah, M.E.
*chanting as always*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:41pm.
HH- and he's long winded as FUCK!
UGH!
I think I'm stabby.
I'm 7 days late, so........
AND NO PEOPLE I AM NOT PREGNANT!
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I hear the pitter patter of....M.E. creeping up behind that dude to stab him. ;-)
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
The only F- celeb I ever met was Bruce Vilanch. I was his server once at a restaraunt.
Submitted by over here on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:40pm.
Sorry you feel so bad. :( Go home before you pass out.
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Thanks. I just keep hoping that it will go away and that someone on here would know a good remedy.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Louise, your story just reminded me; last weekend we were at the theater. Got there the prerequisite 30 mins early to get our drinks (full service bar there), and pick out a couple good seats..etc.
Well, this family of five comes in after the lights go dim, while they are playing trailers, and asks everyone in the row in front of us to all scoot down so they can sit together. There was the odd one or two seats scattered in the row. However, there were plenty of seats together they could sit in, just not in the main row they wanted to sit.
One guy in the center seat refused to move, but everyone around him did.
I was agog! Would you guys have moved?
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:40pm.
I feel sorry for American women, because American men seem so small. No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
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*migrating to The Netherlands*
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Osez Joséphine
Fishy-sometimes caffeine helps. (it can also cause migraines, so be careful)
*chanting as always*
I hate when people bump into me and i cant stop the i'm sorry" from blurting out. And they dont even say sorry back! Rude.
LMAO at Vanitas and louis_brooks... I'm the same damn way!!! When I was getting booked in the police station for my damn dwi when the cop was leaving the room i said "Thank you, sir"... he actually said "No problem" IMEANWTF!!!!??
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Nitty, no I don't have anything for it. I haven't gotten a bad migraine in years.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
HH- and he's long winded as FUCK!
UGH!
I think I'm stabby.
I'm 7 days late, so........
AND NO PEOPLE I AM NOT PREGNANT!
I feel sorry for American women, because American men seem so small. No offence, it's just that Dutch men are giants compared to this.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:34pm.
I'm getting the worst migraine, pain, nausea, dizzines. Maybe I should go home. I took 600 mgs of ibuprofen and no relief.
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Sorry you feel so bad. :( Go home before you pass out.
What the heck's spreading around right now? I've been coughing my ass off for three days and you cant pass anyone in the street or the bus or subway who isnt coughing.
Ok, who's had Zoom Whitening done? I really want to do it. I'm looking for a good half-off deal somewhere. I don't really care about the pain if it only lasts a day. I spent my whole childhood at the dentist and I think I can take it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Fishy, you got any Maxalt?
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:25pm.
hahahaha jack. Awwww....your like us canadians <3
True story: At the movies last week I was getting up to let a guy pass me to get to his seat, well I kind of fumbled and he accidently stepped on my foot so I said sorry ! He said, "only in canada will someone apologize when someone else steps on their foot"
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I'm not Canadian, but I'm disgustingly polite. I used to thank the people at the toll booths. Then I realized I am thanking them for taking my money, so I stopped. The first few times I didn't thank them, I was afraid my mom was going to pop up from the backseat and slap me in the head.
Jakey rides the subway, reducing his carbon footprint and fueling my admiration!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:28pm
M.E. just tell him that THIS IS NOT THE FOUR SEASONS!!
Yeah, pop that collar Jakey...no one will recognize you.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I'm getting the worst migraine, pain, nausea, dizzines. Maybe I should go home. I took 600 mgs of ibuprofen and no relief.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
HOW YA'LL ARE? lol some dude actually said that outloud one day. My country ass even laughed.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol..
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LMAO!!
LOL fishy... farm animals. *shakes head*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I like Jake, too. He's cute and I even like the beard. :)
@jack: This was one of the good OHiNY's yesterday too:
Tourist: Excuse me, sir - can you tell me how to get to Broadway?
Local: Practice.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:20pm.
The first time I went o NY I rode the subway... I kept saying "hi" or "how ya doin" to everyone I met... I got a couple "the fuck cares, hillbilly"... I learned real quick that NYers are not as friendly as us southern folk lol...
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yeah and don't dare say "ya'll" they will fuckin shank you!