Open Post: Hosted By Jakey On The Subway
Jake Gyllenhaal no longer has a reserved seat on the subway train that circles Taylor Swift's heart (#1 "Subway Train Around My Heart" - Taylor Swift), but he will forever have a place on the Q Train. FuckedinParkSlope caught Jakey leaning against a pole while looking at porn on his phone like real people do! And yes, I know dozed off dude in the yellow hood perfectly sums up your feelings about this post. But hey, there's an ad for Dallas BBQ over there and that counts for everything.