Friday, January 7th 2011
Lips To Match Her Ass
In today's "What in the Cheetara hell is Kim Kardashian doing to her face now?" non-news, Lil' Kim Kardashian left her house the other day with her bottom lip looking like a moth larvae that twitches at every camera flash. It hurts (example: like the finger of Khloe Kardashian's doctor when he gives her a prostate exam) to admit this, but Kim was naturally pretty before she shoved her face into the Wildenstein grinder and Lisa Rinna-ed her lips. But if she wants to look like The Weekly World News' favorite cover model, then I say keeping fucking that Restylane needle!!
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It's going to be so fun to see her slowly morph into George Lopez's ex wife when she gets old.
What is she doing? That's simple, she is trying to look like Octomom. Look at all the tabloids, and how she wants babies! The simplest solution is usually correct.
Kim is nothing, does nothing and has no talent to show the world. All she has is that god-forsaken family and a big ass.
So right now, until she comes up with another sex tape, she is using face-changing to keep her in the public eye.
Geezus! It's the second coming of Michael Jackson!
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This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
There is nothing natural about Kim's alleged former beauty. She had her fur waxed off prior to the orange fake spray tan plus that is clearly not the nose and cheekbones she was born with.
This moron always has that stupid/blank expression. I agree with most of the comments saying she was pretty once upon a time. Oh well, this idiot can fuck with her face all she wants..but she'll only resemble her fugly pimp Kris. lol Don't know why, but the first time I saw the photo of her on this page I thought she resembled a camel. haha
Submitted by Courtneylove on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 7:07pm.
She looks more & more like Rachel Uchitel everytime I see her. From the aviators, the faux fur in New York, & only taking paparazzi shots from this angle, this could get fun
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Agreed. Plastic surgery really makes all of these bitches look alike. It's frightening.
I can't imagine what she will look like as she ages. If she is that insecure when she is younger, imagine what she will be like when she has to really fight gravity.
...The Kardashians...'Gorillas on the DList'...BAHAHAHA!!!...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
She looks more & more like Rachel Uchitel everytime I see her. From the aviators, the faux fur in New York, & only taking paparazzi shots from this angle, this could get fun
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When was this bitch ever natural?
Kim,
Leave your fucking face alone, okay?
Oh, and read a book once in awhile that doesn't have more pictures than words (and words that aren't in size 14 font and that have more than one syllable).
Oh, offended that I'm implying that you're dumb? Prove me wrong and do something useful and something that benefits others and not yourself.
Sincerely,
Bjork You (and I think most people)
"They plump when ya cook 'em ....
Ballpark Franks"
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
she is a pretty girl and she is going to ruin herself.
HAHAHAHAHAH She DOES look like Michael Jackson!!!
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Has anyone else noticed that the part in her hair is extremely wide? Is she going bald from all the hair extensions?
I thought she was trying to out "Jackson" Latoya here- I swear she looks like Michael, a couple surgeries before his nose fell off!
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I think she is trying to keep up with Pete Burns.
Well, the scarier looking she gets, the less I have to hear my husband talk about how hot Kim Kardashian is. So, botox away my friend.
The only way this whore can get attention is by jacking up her face and screwing nfl stars. Pathetic.
Lived in LA for 6 years, worked in the fanciest part of Dallas, but I cannot get over feeling sad about plastic surgery. To me it just screams of a lack of class also since it tells the whole world about something as personal as your insecurity. I remember I had a gym teacher in LA who had the cat lady face and fake boobs, and she had that nice little girl voice some of these plastic surgery types do (childhood trauma, I'm guessing), and it was so distracting. I could barely work out because I wanted to stare and psychoanalyze. Perhaps that's why I comment on this site lol...
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"....she just brings that book along incase she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry."
-MK
That is a Michael Jackson nose if I ever saw one.
thats right Kim keep injecting your face with all kinds of strange shit cause the more awful you look the better my old ass looks...for real she is getting scary to look at...desperation has a new name and it is Kim Whoretrashian.
Lord knows, i dont have a ton of self-esteem, but i can say i dont have to pump all kinds of chemicals into my face to like myself. What a sad creature.
That being said, now that she already went to far with the surgery, I can`t wait what she fucks up next!!!!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I thought that was Micheal Jackson back from the dead.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:21pm.
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• she's turning into michael jackson.
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YES! if you look at the picture from the nose up, I thought it was about him!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Okay, I read it when it was first posted, but I just NOW got, "Ray J's pregnancy test."
BWAH!!!
She looks like an ugly, female version of Prince.
• ICK. NAST.
• she's turning into michael jackson.
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This and this.
Goddam crazy fuck. Eat a damn Denny's grand slam off that ass.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Before/after all the surgery, I've never found her pretty.
ICK. NAST.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
While I do not condone anything Kardashian...I will say that she used to have a beautiful face. After she first started getting work done a few months ago, I kept looking at her because she looked so odd and not pretty at all. I was hoping it was all fillers and injectibles that would wear off. But the lips...I can't. I am not against plastic surgery as I've had a breast reduction and lift. But as my plastic surgeon said, "The goal is not perfection. The goal is improvement."
Her bottom lip looks like a garden slug.
Ray J's pregnancy test got another procedure? Shocker!
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 12:44pm.
It's obvious, she hates herself.
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Submitted by Deb: "...Let 'em fuck their faces and bodies up. They're just showing how fake and fucked up they are on the outside to match their fake and fucked up personalities."
Agree, Deb. When I see someone with obvious plastic surgery, I know that this person doesn't like his/herself and they can be easily exploited/manipulated. It's like a badge that says "Low Self-Esteem!"
It's obvious, she hates herself.
"I hope she injects some kind of chemical in her face that totally eats her head off."
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a fug slug in uggs...
I hope she injects some kind of chemical in her face that totally eats her head off.
I just saw the link of L'il Kim K (classic!) before her (first) nose job. I can sort of understand why she fixed her nose - it was okay, but not perfect by any means, but, for the life of me, I do not understand why she has done all of the other crazy stuff to her face. She was a really beautiful woman, but now she just looks plastic and strange.
And I still say she's looking like Amber Rose. http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm157/THESPREADIT/amber-rose-green-ha...
Whats the deal with the Herme's bags? Posh, Plastic Heidi, and now this freak. Is it a plastic surgeon's special? Spend over 100K on surgery, get a bag free?
clutching-at-straws on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 12:08pm.
Lil' Kim Kardashian
Ahahaha!!
she's turning into michael jackson.
Freak.
caprica/Nova ;) *giggling* Ha @ human toilet!
I don't get the "bees sting me in mah face" trend. And um, newsflash whorey, most men are gonna use you and throw you away like a sucked orange. Cause you know, who doesn't want to take Ray J's pissy seconds home to the parents?
MK didn't mention her Uggs? He must be growing to love them!
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Poo in the bedroom kinda seems like a dealbreaker
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
re Cappy's link: damn, no wonder she wears all that foundation, her skin is for shit
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Poo in the bedroom kinda seems like a dealbreaker
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
The woman got ASS IMPLANTS for attention...we all know how embarrassing her ass looks - 100% fake and 100% scary. If she could do THAT to herself, why would anything she does to herself cosmetically shock anyone???
Her nemesis Paris looks hotter than her now - wonky eye, deflated ass, a shoe-size that makes Bozo's feet looks petite in comparison, hook nose and all.
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