Afternoon Crumbs
Jamie Pressly busted for DUI....but she was just doing RESEARCH for her My Name is Earl character (even though that show ended a million years ago) - Celebslam
Maddox obviously spiked Jennifer Aniston's chardonnay with ludes - Lainey Gossip
Cut to SamRo searching Craigslist: Chernobyl for houses to rent - The Superficial
Victoria Silvstedt being Victoria Silvestedt (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Golden Voice Williams continues on his "Most Famous Man In The Entire Universe At This Moment" tour - Towleroad
And yet, nobody dropped a CITIZEN'S ARREST on Selena Kay Letourneau for messing with that lesbian toddler - Hollywood Tuna
That baby is totally stoned - The Berry
Imagine the style critiques Suri Cruise gives Tommy about his choice of harnesses and chaps - Celebitchy
Ooooooops - TDW
If Leighton Meester was born into the Duff family - Popoholic
Whenever a Paltrow and a Cruise kiss, a Thetan gets its first natural bowel movement - Just Jared
In "This Sucks" News: Howard K. Stern is not going to prison - ICYDK
What the hell kind of GD jacket is RPattz wearing? - Popsugar
Steve Howey's dick will be right with you as soon as it gets up from its nap (NSFW) - OMG Blog
Jessica Lowndes' dress would make a wonderful dashboard cover - Moe Jackson
I just want to dust the top of my TV with Nicki Minaj's weave - Go Fug Yourself
Gucci Mane went crazy - Hollywood Rag
Karl Lagerfeld is TOTALLY losing his standing invitation to the Slytherin's weekly pot luck for this move - I'm Not Obsessed
Natalie Portman's dress will make a perfect barf bib for when her baby is born - Cityrag
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I can't stand Jaimie Presely. I turned on Earl for about 5 minutes and turned it off because she irritated the hell out of me. And total buttaface.
i think most people deserve a second chance...that being said, i'm already growing weary of the golden voice...
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i lift things up and put them down...
I'm glad you identified her as Jaime Pressley because I thought it was Michelle Pfeiffer.
Not only did Jamie get on Britney's case, she also talked badly about Simon Monjack and claimed to be ex-friends with Brittany Murphy because of Simon's bad ways. On top of the top of this all, she talked badly about new moms that couldn't lose their pregnancy weight and called them all lazy. I may be an overweight mom but I don't drink, do drugs or have a mugshot. Eat that one Jamie! Sorry... but for once something has made my blood boil!! Never liked this gal.
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Golden Voice Williams, according to locals, has spent at least the last two years breaking into cars, pissing in store parking lots, and consorting with cheap hookers who do the same. Careful about exalting this guy into something he's not, based solely on his smooth voice.
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Bertie: It's like Shakespeare... it sounds well enough, but it doesn't actually mean anything.
Not to defend Shitney or anything but didn't miss perfect here ream shitters a new ayhole a few years back saying she should stop partying and stay home to raise her kids?? Pot meet kettle!
Edited** HA! I found it!
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/08/04/kettle-cal...
Edited again[because I care:)]
http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/03/jaime-throws-stones-at-britney-from-glass-...
They both suck in the parenting dept. Eff em.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
Sorry but Jamie Pressly is a pig-nosed
Meth face. I only really think that two
Women in hollywood are ugly in the face
Fishsticks and this dog. I think Tori
Spelling, Wonky and Camille "Grammer"
Are better looking.
On an unrelated note, check out how HOT
Simon LeBon is these days - youtube
"All you need is now" and listen to the
Song "Safe"!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 4:12pm.
Golden Voice dude is already fucking annoying.
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I'm gonna second that. The media is being ridiculous as usual.
Maybe it's because I was once a radio DJ and my boyfriend was once an actor but we don't think having an announcers voice is THAT big of a deal. I would think most people could imitate that type of voice if they practiced.
Anyway, good for him. I hope he doesn't blow it. The media is going to exploit the sh*t out of it.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
she is one sexy funny bitch and that is all, she used to be insanely hot when she was just a kid barely wearing any clothes, but still is hot to me no matter what,
i haven't even read all the comment but im sure this has already been posted. meth is a helluva drug and crack kills. smdh, another one bites the dust.
reptilian female
So LiLo just got put of rehab and is already starting the bull shit dramatics? Something tells me this tramp has already done drugs and/or alcohol.
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Jaime's from a town not far from my hometown. I can recall her picture in the paper for winning some national modeling contest. She was even prettier when she was a teenager.
Lilo is one crazy bitch!! Keep it coming...
March Hare: I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
She looks like the big bad wolf-not that that's a bad thing.
"No g-strings or canned cheese? How the hell am I supposed to celebrate New Years?!" I fucking love Joy. She was the best part of that show. For some reason, this doesn't surprise me. Didn't she pee in public, on a sidewalk or something last year?
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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If Jamie was on meth her pupils would be as big as the colored part of her eyes.
I thought Howey would be a smidge bigger.
I still would.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 4:33pm.
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Psychotic BITCH! Jesus.
I hate drunk drivers...especially rich ones.
M.E.:
"When quizzed by E! News about whether she had any intention of moving, Lohan replied with an emphatic “No,” and then laughed off the question."
I love Joy Turner, I really hope she doesn't end up on Facesofmeth. Sadly, she does look eerily similar to the trashbags that are in the county jail.
Do something, Crabman.
I guess Conrad Murray will get off too. Then Dick Cheney will dispatch him to off somebody and bring him their heart. The world has gone crazy!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 4:15pm.
As we say down south, she needs the ass whooping her mama didn't give her. Feral trash, that one.
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Feral trash - I LOVE IT. And amen to the ass whoopin'.
I can't link to The Superficial, can someone please cut and paste Blohans quote?
Further proof there is no fucking justice in the world.
How HKS can get off on feeding ANS drugs, for YEARS just fucking alludes me.
Someone assasinate his ass.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 4:06pm.
What more can the fire-crotched, delusional, lying-ass, crackie cunt of a stalker like BloHan do that she can't get away with? I would love it if SamRo put a restraining order on her ass, but bitch would violate that and still not go to jail.
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As we say down south, she needs the ass whooping her mama didn't give her. Feral trash, that one.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
HOW THE FUCK CAN HOWARD K. STERN NOT GO TO JAIL FOR FEEDING DRUGS TO ANNA NICOLE? I have waited years for this fucker to be brought to justice. Now he will have fuckin stake when Anna's estate get $ from her dead husband's estate.
I hope he burns in hell
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Wok out with your cock out!!
I want to kick the smile off Lohan's face and choke her with her extensions.
Get a fucking CLUE, bitch.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
HOW THE FUCK CAN HOWARD K. STERN NOT GO TO JAIL FOR FEEDING DRUGS TO ANNA NICOLE? I have waited years for this fucker to be brought to justice. Now he will have fuckin stake when Anna's estate get $ from her dead husband's estate.
I hope he burns in hell
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Wok out with your cock out!!
I'm pissed about the Anna Nicole Smith convictions. How is the judge gonna let that evil eyed pimp go scott free?? He drugged that woman to death. At the end, she was waaay to cracked out to acquire her own drugs. He did it for her knowing she was barely functioning. That kind of enabling is criminal. Especially since he was getting her shit under fake names from multiple sources. I can't believe he got away with it.
The Illuminati strikes again!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Jamie Pressly is so purrrdy. Those huge blue eyes.
Just...the right sight of her face is sloping down. Maybe a booze-induced stroke.
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Golden Voice dude is already fucking annoying.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
There is no hope for Lohan. She's so going back to jail... Her current behavior indicates she has learned fucking nothing.
What more can the fire-crotched, delusional, lying-ass, crackie cunt of a stalker like BloHan do that she can't get away with? I would love it if SamRo put a restraining order on her ass, but bitch would violate that and still not go to jail.
I really liked her! She was the best part of Earl. I doubt she's on anything, she seems to smart for that.
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A wombn in love with her vulva can heal galaxies of unchallenged pain and frustration.
~ Diva Nejah
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I don't why I was execting more from Van. I never thought he was hot on Reba but meh, my opnion doesn't change.
Stalker Lindsay Lohans duck lips have permanently lost the ability to close.
OMG Ooops?! FUCKING OOOPS!?!?
Props to that guy for being so calm about losing his whole fucking house. I'd have been WAY more Antoine about it.
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BTW Michael K, love the golddigger dating website banner ad. Class.
Remember when she pissed herself outside that restaurant? We ignored the signs!
Her forehead is positively Lohan-esque. Does meth make your hairline recede?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I don't think Jaime is on meth judging by her mugshot alone. Everyone looks like they are fucked up on something hard in their mugshots!
I can't STAND hearing Katie Holmes talk about their kid. I have a relative who is breeding their child to be opinionated and critical of her parents by constantly fretting over what the kid thinks about things that don't concern her like what they wear and how their hair looks. Sorry, but there are some things kids do NOT need a say in and raising them with an overinflated sense of importance is only going to set them up to be opinionated, judgmental assholes as adults.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Love her. Gorgeous and funny. What more could a man want. Good mug shot as well.
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Love her. Gorgeous and funny. What more could a man want. Good mug shot as well.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhO0Kfl5Ck&feature=related
If I hear one more time about how amazing and wonderful Suri is, I'm taking a hostage.
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why does Lilo have yellow teefs?
Poor Sam Ro, I hope she moves, she can afford it, so HA, that would be awesome
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Poo in the bedroom kinda seems like a dealbreaker
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 3:50pm.
I really don't hate Fishy as much as MK wants me too, everytime we hear from her lately she seems pretty ok
*hides behind DL's Fishy*
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I'M CONVERTING YOU ALL. ONE BY ONE. :D
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