Thursday, January 6th 2011
QOTD: Johnny Weir Comes Out
Pull out your umbrellas and brace yourselves for the thousands of dead birds that will fall from the sky after dying of shock from learning that Johnny Weir is pretty much gay. After refusing to discuss his sexuality for years, the graceful golden swan of the frozen lake confesses in his new memoir that when it comes to sex, he prefers the peen. But then Johnny says that he's completely open to marrying a woman. I see what you did there, Johnny. If you're trying to get closer to Liza with a Z, it's definitely working. Why didn't I think of that?
(Source: People via After Elton via Queerty)
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*passes out from shock*
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:21pm.
Because straight women love marrying men who won't ever touch them but see other men instead.
Makes total sense.
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THIS!
Or if sex is an option, constantly get assed to take it in the rear.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:21pm.
Because straight women love marrying men who won't ever touch them but see other men instead.
Makes total sense.
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Aw! You're making it sound like I wouldn't get to watch! Boo! Hiss! :( (but like I said - not this gay. He IS annoying)
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
LMAO Uvy- 'die from not surprised'!! hahahaha
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Johnny would marry a female type person...am I just shitting in the wind if I hold out for NPH!?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:21pm.
Ever see "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead"? He reminds me of the gay prostitute Phillip Seymour Hoffman visits. Except he isn't ginge.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:25pm.
Um, how would you BE gay if it wasn't in a sexual way?
Am I naïve or does this make no sense?
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I think he's trying to say:
I'm not a Mrs. Patrick Campbell or anything. I don't hate fish. I might even marry one.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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Love the coat hate the hat. I like those Russian sable hats that stand up 2 feet. He looks like he wearing a baby's bonnet. Anyway, nice FU to PETA.
I am strapping on my peen and going over to Johnny's house.
I think I understand what he means.
I like men, but come on ladies, who hasn't wanted to give it to the man?
Mwuhahahahaha..... sorry, just that kind of day.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:21pm.
Because straight women love marrying men who won't ever touch them
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in most marriages, we're not allowed to touch them...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I'm not sure that'd be such a great deal for the woman. *pursing lips*
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" this bird is just a pigeon"
there is a difference between a dove and a pigeon
Um, how would you BE gay if it wasn't in a sexual way?
Am I naïve or does this make no sense?
Was there EVER a question about him being gay? He s so fucking annoying, like a woman wants another PMSing bitch in her house 24/7.
and this shit:
Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:20pm.
Another 5000 birds just fell from the sky out of non-shock.
Made me snort.. ;-)))
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
well I for one am SHOCKED.
water is wet and Hohan is a profestional mugshot model.
speaking of which... has she started hoarding in her new digs yet I wonder?
I refuse to think this Macho is Gay... r e f u s e
Way to take a page out of the Stanford/Carrie Bradshaw playbook, Johnny.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:21pm.
Because straight women love marrying men who won't ever touch them but see other men instead.
Makes total sense.
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Maybe not a straight woman, although I do know there are plenty of fag hags out there. Or maybe he would marry a lesbian...plenty of homosexual people get married to people of the opposite sex in consensual arrangements of convenience.
LMAO at Spicey!!! even ze gheyz don't like JohnnyGirl... HOW SAD!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
UHHH YEAH RIGHT, he's just saying that for publicity.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This cannot be! He always seemed so macho and hetero! I was COMPLETELY fooled!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
OMGay, no fucking way!!
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That shit is nice. -MK
I find this trick so ASEXUAL and unappealing that I don't care which side of the fence he sits on. And why does he insist on always wearing some animal carcass and Khloe KardASSian's body trim leftovers?
Does he think he is Sharon Stone or something?
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Another 5000 birds just fell from the sky out of non-shock.
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Shiitake happens...
I feel like the confession is more that he would marry a woman, myself.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Because straight women love marrying men who won't ever touch them but see other men instead.
Makes total sense.
To quote the movie Aladdin:
I think I'm gonna die from not surprise.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Shocking news! Gasp!
"Pull out your umbrellas and brace yourselves for the thousands of dead birds that will fall from the sky after dying of shock.."
I fucking swear I just shot my lunch out of my nose.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
*sigh* I wish ALL gays thought like that!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
So can we all breathe again?