QOTD: Johnny Weir Comes Out
Pull out your umbrellas and brace yourselves for the thousands of dead birds that will fall from the sky after dying of shock from learning that Johnny Weir is pretty much gay. After refusing to discuss his sexuality for years, the graceful golden swan of the frozen lake confesses in his new memoir that when it comes to sex, he prefers the peen. But then Johnny says that he's completely open to marrying a woman. I see what you did there, Johnny. If you're trying to get closer to Liza with a Z, it's definitely working. Why didn't I think of that?