Zac Efron Is So Damn Classy
Zac Efron has been spending time down south while filming a movie and I'm pretty sure the gentlemanly spirit of Jim Williams from The Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil crept into his glitter hole and took over his body. Because when Zac accepted the award for Best Unicorn Under the Age of 25 at last night's People's Choice Awards, he gave a speech that was simply, as he would put it, sublime.
I mean, Zac not only drawled out the word "sublime", but he also referred to his fellow nominees as his "contemporaries." Zac made every bitch in the audience drop their hand fan, pick up their petticoat and run towards him. Zac's speech was the coat that a gentlemen throws over a puddle so that you don't dirty the silk ribbons on your shoes. A fucking gentlemen in every way, that Zach.
And can't you just picture him looking up at you after tossing your salad and saying, "Subliiiiiime." Don't swoon too hard or you might fart on his neck.
Here's some pictures of Zac with unemployed beard Taylor Swift at the PCAs last night.
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Taylor used to be so pretty..
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Submitted by neofavorr on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 8:45pm.
This Norah Effron character is acting like he's Justin Timberlake and thanking the world for supporting his "craft" like he was Jonny Fucking Depp or something... Oh wait...Jonny Depp did the same thing I guess. Whatever. Hairspray.
hahahahahaha!!
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Bertie: It's like Shakespeare... it sounds well enough, but it doesn't actually mean anything.
Never seen him move or speak before. He seems straight to me.
What on earth happens to these people when they hit a certain age. Remember when Leonardo DiCapprio turn 25 and started talking like a bro and thanking everyone like he was Al Pacino as if he had never starred on Growing Pains and played that retarded kid Arnie. This Norah Effron character is acting like he's Justin Timberlake and thanking the world for supporting his "craft" like he was Jonny Fucking Depp or something... Oh wait...Jonny Depp did the same thing I guess. Whatever. Hairspray.
Submitted by slowlygoindown on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 7:25pm.
Taylor has a disgusting body. I bet she stripped down bare and Jake went running! HAHA
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Gettimg Jake to run away from a female's anatomy is like getting Aretha Franklin to run away from Lean Cuisine.
AND HE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE TOM FORD EVERY DAY!!
His acceptance speech made me want to cringe. It;s like he is trying his hardest to dispel the "FALSE" rumors. And is it just me or is he getting a little chubby?
Taylor has a disgusting body. I bet she stripped down bare and Jake went running! HAHA
He needs to work on that Champale chin he is developing...
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Well, it must be gratifying, and a dream come true for Zac, being accepted, honored, appreciated for his true self. Okay, except for his original nose. And his manner of speaking
English. Uh... and his sexuality.
What was my point again? My head is spinning... I am in an old-fashioned tizzy!
Love this guy...missing the hair more than I thought I would. It suited him. He's not smiling very big in his photos anymore either, and he's got a beautiful mouth. Something is making him puffy faced (diet, supplements, booze).
He is trained better then the seals at seaworld.
God I wish Lilo would do something crazy, so bored
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Don't know if this bit 'o crazy has been mentioned here but on the radio this morning they said she was going to build a fence on her new property she bought next to Samantha Ronson so that SamRo couldn't spy on her. Guess she is trying to go tit for tat since Sam said she didn't want Lindsay there. HAHA!
i am not hearing an accent at all
at least he enunciates!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That faux urban accent hits the ear as pretty silly
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Seems like everybody needs to sound that way to be hip now. And yes I know I sound old....
I like him a bit beefier it makes him actually attractive, as opposed to in High School Musical where he looks like a plastic twink
That faux urban accent hits the ear as pretty silly, unless you're unaware you're being pranked. The accent, his recent reunion with Vanessa... it is about getting work and making money, and his handlers think they need to treat the public like a bunch of idiots. But are they wrong?
And my posts always have a million typos cause I'm typing on an iPhone with the screen so cracked I can't even see what I'm writing
He cut his hair and beefed uo cause he's playing a marine next. Ok, yea I read that in x17
he needs to loose a few or cut on the muscle enhancements they're making him wide and puffy on the face, ughh, he's growing his way out of my radar,lol
I'm going to make a dress out of my curtains and rush to his film set ASAP!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
he is vibing tommy cruise, i guess they are fucking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's such a nerd. Go 'way.
He s still a good 10 years of maturity short for me to fuck him without Chris Hanson handing me some Chocolate Cookies, but he s getting there.
And i never thought i would say this, but he needs to grow his hair back. STAT.
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
angel: yeah my work is blocking that link so wait I shall....
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Bet their PR people are already arranging them to date. Also: Zac's looking puffy. Too many christmas cookies over the holidays?
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Shiitake happens...
@snowy:
I just saw it and grabbed it! But you gotta log in and take the family filter off to view it there...or wait - cuz it does come back here...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgdaek_is-this-mark-ronsons-girlfriend-...
Her lingerie is so nice! LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
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I only know Zac from 17 Again, which was kind of a cute movie.
Taylor Swift seems nice enough. But I don't get her appeal...
She's not gorgeous and her music is "eh"
thank Angel, will keep my eyes out for it!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Gross, he's getting wide!
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:50pm.
what Angel?
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Damn! It's not there now; the ads keep flipping...but it's from Dailymotion. It's titled Mark Ronson's girlfriend undressing. She's hot too;p But it's footage of some guy filming through her window (you can hear him breathing ew!) and she's undressing but she keeps looking right at the camera...it's weird ass shit...
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
I liked him in 17 again but I dont know what part he's playing here.
what Angel?
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:51am.
ZAC = THE NEW KEVIN SPACEY
*gasp* In his dreams, maybe!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Ummmm....so why is Mark Ronson's "girlfriend" making fake reality porn in the corner today? Anybody?
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
-Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:03pm.
oh, here go ghey come.
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omfg *dies laughing*
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Earth tones and neutrals can get out of my way.
Submitted by TexnDoc on 12/05/2010
I like Zac Efron. That's it, really. I just like him. Not very DListed me is it?
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
LMAO at Elegance has a Name and What a Fucking Lady tags...
And he seems okay I guess, but I can't really take him seriously until there's been at least 10 years between him and the last High School Musical movie.
@ditquoi
Next thing you know, Khloe Kumdumpster will be using that excuse.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
HAHHHAAA JOHNNY WEIR TELLING PEOPLE RAG YUP IMA GAY
YEA LIKE THATS GONNA FLY OFF THE FKING NEWSTANDS
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I finally listened to the speech and I won't hate on a young man who is well spoken and gracious. I also won't give him a hard time for adopting an accent as someone who started elongating their "o"s like I'm the mom on fucking Bobby's World the minute I got to the midwest.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Hmmmmmmmm...interesting...he had cameo's on ER, CSI Miami and NCIS.....I do not remember these.
snowy - it was 2009...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Never realized Zac was that short and stumpy. I've only seen him in "17 Again" and it wasn't very good. And re: that accent - Is he trying to sound like a rapper or something?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:24pm.
that's the guy from Big Bang Theory and who? Miranda Cosgrove?
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Sheldon and iCarly.
Submitted by Pure Trash: "Despite the fact that his acceptance speech came off as natural as the confessional moments on the A-List New York..."
I can't believe that you watch that show.
So do I, from time to time. Who is that nasty little queen who claims to be good friends with Lindsey Lohan? In ten years, or less, he will look like someone's really skinny, spinster aunt who is never visited by family and is too mean to have even one cat.
Jack wasn't that like 2 years ago? I guess not
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:19pm.
Kanderso, I get a good laugh every time I read your MK-as-Taylor-Momsen signature. Just too funny.
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Haha, that was one of MK's finest posts ever.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Bjork You yes, you must have missed our 2 day discussion of the epi, LOL
TEAM ERIN!!!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
that's the guy from Big Bang Theory and who? Miranda Cosgrove?
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney