Adam Levine Goes Nekkid For Testicular Cancer Awareness
Well, nekkid except for a handkini. In the February issue of Cosmo, Maroon 5's Adam Levine takes everything off to encourage dudes to regularly get checked for testicular and prostate cancer. And I bet some of you are checking your prostate and testicles (even if you don't have testicles) right now while looking at that picture of Adam. Dirty fucks. But I'm with you, even though Adam looks like the type who keeps a hand mirror on his person at all times so that he can stare at himself while hitting it from the back, I still would.
The full picture is a little NSFWish, so make sure you cover the entranceway to your cubicle with a sheet before touching your nipples. GO!
Okay, why the hell is he shitting out a pair of perfectly manicured hands?! And what kind of pills do I have to take to shit out my own pair of Thing T. Things, because it would make Internet porn watching so much easier!
And please tell me those hands belong to Ellen Sirot! I really won't accept any other answer.
via Digital Spy
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He did Jessica Simpson, that ruins it for me.
How does knowing what Adam Levine looks like during a salad tossing have to do with my balls?
the tats do nothing for me...however, despite the high douche factor, i probably wouldn't say no...after a few drinks...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
He must be tiny. She has small hands and she is not working very hard to cover him. Nothing is grosser than a man who shaves his chest or his pubes. And the tattoos are a crying shame. Yuck. He is lucky he is so young because this will get ugly.
Gaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! @ the bodiless hands!!!! That is fah-reaky!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
If not for those tats, I'd hit it.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Anything to stay in the spotlight, huh, Adam? Well, since you slept with Jessica Simpson, you lost all cred.
P.S. You think those tats make you manly but your soprano voice kinda ruins the illusion.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
omg is he hot as fuck.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Gross...I'll make this fucker "aware" of his testicles - by kicking them in with steel-toed stiletto boots. What an embarrassment to society.
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What happened to the bones in her hand (and the rest of her body)? That is creeping me out. Looks like an octopus or something.
Also, he looks like a total prick, but his body itself is delicious. IF he lost the tats and let his body hair grow wild. MmmmmmmHmmmm!