Khloe Kardashian Is Going "Jessica Rabbit" Red
At last night's People Choice Awards (alternate name from an 8-year-old: The Poopy's Choice Awards), the Kardashians won Best Wildlife Documentary, or something, and so they all showed up to collect their crystal dildo trophy. The topic of the evening wasn't: "We should just launch that trophy into the earth's core so the planet explodes and we no longer have to live in a world where the Kardashians win awards." No, the topic was Khloe Kardashian's new red hair!
Khloe debuted a new mop color which was achieved by slathering her head in bloody pond water after hunting down an entire family of deer who stopped for a drink of water. Khloe isn't done yet, though. Khloe told Popsugar that she's going even redder. Like Jessica Rabbit red. I'd say Khloe is more of a Princess Fiona than a Jessica Rabbit, but she's keeping the theme of the year alive, so I'll give her that today.
And expect to see Kim Kardashian at the People's Choice Awards next year when she picks up a trophy for her riveting performance as the title role in Paul.
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Well, now she really looks like China's twin.
One of the two younger sisters looks like Khloe in the face and she would almost be as tall as Khloe if she wore heels, but then she went and wore flats. It's a conspiracy!
Khloe should just say fuck them and never be photographed next to her family. Stick with Lamar and go recreate a new line of neanderthals.
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I'll bet the big one is pregnant...hence the long flowy dress, but she can't announce it yet.... it's probably part of her and Lame-ar's new show.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 1:26pm.
The red hair looks better on her but DAMN that's a humongous woman! Did their mother fuck a wookie?!
I like it, she might as well stand out hair-wise since she looks nothing like her sisters. I don't mind her as much as the others, but then again I have a soft spot for black sheeps.
It's a shame though on Khloe's part, if her sisters weren't so short, she wouldn't look so large in comparison. Their half sisters are obviously taller (Olympian genes will do that I guess), Khloe isn't towering over them as much.
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Her lips look like a blown out sphincter. EEEWWWW!
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I like it. I understand the hate for Kim and Kris, but I don't get why people hate on Khloe. She may not look like Kim circa 2008, but she is not ugly. She seems much more real than her sisters...or you know, half sisters. *cough*
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A remake of Gulliver's Travels already? Since when does Gulliver go to the land of the Ugly Stepsisters?
Hasn't this bitch ever heard black is slimming? Its also not surprising that she wants to change her color since she looks about 5-10 pds heavier.
She may even be smaller. I think people underestimate how much of a midget town Hollywood is.
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Submitted by stank on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 4:19pm.
I like the "red" hair on her. What's effed up about this woman is that in real life she's probably a size 12 but in photos she looks like a size 18 next to everyone else.
She really isn't that bad on her own, but standing next to her half-sisters doesn't do her any favors. I know genetics can be a strange thing, but I really am wondering what the pool boy who worked for Kris and Robert looks like.
I almost want to like her for not getting any significant work done to try to compete with her mom and Kim though
I like the "red" hair on her. What's effed up about this woman is that in real life she's probably a size 12 but in photos she looks like a size 18 next to everyone else.
This idiot really should want a "career" behind the cameras. Fugly pig.
A pig in any other hair color is still a pig.
I think miss piggy (Klhoe) has a wig on. The red hair is a least half extensions. Fake anyway you look at it.
Makeup by the [table]spoonful.
I consider the entire Kardashian family to be a useless bunch of waste in general, but I expend my rage, hate and disgust at Kim and so I'm rather meh about Khloe. I do like the red hair on her but I am partial to red hair anyway
Know she is supposed to be the homely one, but she strikes me as the only one who would be fun in bed.
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I'm so sick of these broads and the People's Choice Awards. I think it's pretty shitty to let the stars know they won beforehand, so they can show up. It's a bunch of bullshit.
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The red hair looks better on her but DAMN that's a humongous woman! Did their mother fuck a wookie?!
don't love it...don't hate it. liked the brown better & think she would look better blonde. + that lip color is all kinds of wrong.
kim looks like hunter tylo for some reason...
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khloe should stop hanging out with her midgets sisters , and they always give her a very matron look ,like if they want to look better than her,and of course the bitch always bites the hook because she ends up looking like a monsta,so Khloe do yourself a favor, please refrain from taking pictures next to your sisters , remember they are the midgets, not you. thank you .plus this shade of red is not happening ,it makes you look like an alcoholic secretary, waiting to get laid
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Kim's plastic surgery has made her face stay in one look.....it looks like "Magnum" (from Zoolander)
Who the fuck in their right mind watches the People's Choice Awards?
Why does she insist on wearing tents? They just make her look even more awkward and fat.
I like the red, but she needs to lighten the brows. The black brows are throwing the look off.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
from the Superficial:
- Khloe Kardashian has red hair proving Clairol tests on animals.
hehehe oh yes that's a knee slapper right there..
Picture #3 made me laugh, she is so huge compared to the rest of her sisters. She has to have a different dad, that's the only way this makes sense. But I do like the red.
in the main picture, she looks like Kelly Clarkson
I kinda like the red...I'm in a rageful mood right now so I don't know why I'm saying that, but it's better than the black hair in my shitty opinion.
when i saw them standing together last night....the song "one of these things is not like the other...one of these things is not like the same"....came into my mind...LMFAO
poor khloe!!!!
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I like it; they're all normally so generic looking it's nice to see some change.
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I don't think the youngest (?) girl is hideous, but there's nothing at all special about the way she (and most of the others) look, and they're all idiots. Who is actually watching this Kardassian shit? (Or Kendra and her stupid show?) Does this stuff really make that much money?
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I think the red on her looks really good, and I like the dress too, she's preg, right w/twins? Im guessing that is why she wore something so flowy.
I think Kim is beautiful (always did), runs and hides quickly.
After all these years I thought Khloe resembled a pig of some sort, but after reading this post, I agree with MK, Princess Fiona is fitting. Mole and everything!
Muahaha. If Khloe remotely looked like Kimmi, she wouldn't be the "comedian" of the family. She'd actually have some self-confidence.
She looks great with the red hair.
*shrugs* not gonna hate just to hate.
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Love the red on Grendel, but other than that....
I hate these whores with every fiber of my being. Where's a medium-sized meteorite when you really need one?
Khloe is so not the product of Robert Kardashian and his cunt of a wife Kris....it is painfully obvious that she is mammas baby daddy's maybe....the height, the features, I mean come the f-on! Not even Kim or Kourtney really look related either...but there is something so damn fake and ugly to the core about this Whoretrashian clan. They seem just so without morals or boundaries...like if someone came to them if the price is right they will literally do everything and anything...Kris is a major, major bitch who whores out her daughters...as soon as she can...which makes her the worst one so far...and pushing her fakest ass daughter Kim on the public's eyes year in and year out should in and of itself be reason to execute her or at least throw her in the chokey for at least 20 years.
sorry...in my disgust i double posted.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:46am.
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Ha I guess so! I live in L.A. so maybe I just can't tell anymore.
Amidst her sisters Khloe looks like Godzilla ,and we all know that it takes a hefty girl to distract from Kimmie's badonk.
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That color helps her very unfortunate face. But if she goes redder, it'll look too fake/wiggy which will in turn make her look very tranny like. Something she does not need help with.
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What in the name of ugly ass lip color does she have on her lips? Other than that travesty, the color looks nice on her.
I'm a bad surgery spotter. Kim still looks like she has the same old whore face to me.
Been looking for a new color and that might be it.
Being almost 5 foot 9 , I kinda feel her pain. At least she s not slumping like alot of us taller girls do to try to blend in.. Team Stand up straight and push those titties out.
And i like the red hair, but bitch needs to stop fucking with her face.
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To quote Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalo "That's a huge bitch!" To Khloe
Oh, and what's the name of the younger sister wearing the black and white dress, on the end. She is ugly as fuck. Her face is too pale, and her hair too black. Her face has an odd round quality to it.