Saints Are Just Like Us!
Don't you just want to hug Star Magazine from the back for finding this beautiful picture of Angelina Jolie looking like half of the two-headed serpent who guards the entrance to the underworld? Halo all crooked and covered with barf splatters and shit. You kind of want to put a tiny sombrero on her head and charge tourists a $1 to take a picture with her. It's a beauty.
Unfortunately, the story that goes with this cover is not. Star is trying to hit all stops on the ESCANDALO Expressway, but their gas pedal got stuck and they crashed into the center divider instead. Basically, their sources say that Brad Pitt wants Angie to go somewhere to relax, because she's always stumbling around like a mess. Jezebel read the article and summed it up:
At the Berlin premiere of The Tourist, Angelina "seemed so wasted and weary." An insider claims "people were whispering… it was like she was on drugs or something. There were moments where she could hardly walk and needed Brad's arm for support." Maybe she was tired from jetting around the world and raising six kids?Angelina allegedly keeps getting disoriented and needs to sit down, and collapsed at home once. Brad wants her to take a break and go somewhere to relax. We think it sounds like he means a spa, but the mag says Angelina has been drinking lots of wine and taking Ambien to help her sleep, and Brad has to watch her to make sure she doesn't take too many pills and overdose. Sometimes she drinks a whole bottle of wine by herself after the kids go to sleep. Sounds normal! Though Angelina hasn't used heroin in years, the mag brings it up and claims the thought of doing it "lingers in the back of her mind."
First of all, Angie keeps falling, because the only thing she nibbles on during the day is an orphan's whisper she keeps in a jar in her purse. I'm no Joy Bauer, but I'm pretty sure there's no nutritional value in that whisper. Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:23pm.
howdareyou - look at RDJ when he was in his drug using prime....he got PLENTY of acting roles.
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Bang On ME!
There are many many actors that have worked for YEARS on drugs. You think a little drug test is going to stop a person with means from passing..puleessse
I saw an interview with Dennis Quaid when he said he was on coke for 14 years and he was working the whole time.
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Add Tom Siezmore to the list. I think it was after filming "Saving Private Ryan" that his addiction went so far out of hand it became noticable to EVERYONE. But he managed to keep it "secret" till then. Well, as far as I remember.
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Oh dear. I read 'Sizemore' as 'sizemeat'.
Mrs PC has corrupted me.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:46pm.
*invites Whamo over to play quarters*
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I'll bring and extra bottle or two...LOL
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:46pm.
*invites Whamo over to play quarters*
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I'll bring and extra bottle or two...LOL
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:46pm.
*invites Whamo over to play quarters*
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I'll bring and extra bottle or two...LOL
That's what she gets for getting all those kids for her PR imgae and then dragging them and herself around the world every week? Yeah no wonder she needs a "spa" week.
A bottle of wine a night ? Whatever...that's child's play.
Well hell......when I pass out I'm passed the FUCKOUT till at least 8am!
GOD BLESS THIS FUCKING BITCH!!
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Heroin.
*invites Whamo over to play quarters*
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
LMFAO @ Few Words!!
TO THE LEFT!
@super martian: any lush can tell you alcohol screws up your sleep patterns. Sure, you get drunk and pass out, but a few months in- you get drunk, pass out, then wake up at 2am unable to go back to sleep without more alcohol or drugs. You SHOULD step back at that point and say wtf, but typically the alcoholism prevents it.
Datura - well...yes. But the ano isn't thinking about that. LOL
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:24pm.
You know, I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of her eating anything.
Would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when they went to Brad's family's home in Missouri for the holidays. People in the midwest like to put on a feed, and I'd like to see if she dug in.
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Here's a picture of Angelina from a few months ago, eating birthday cake on the set of one of her movies:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1187206/Angelina-Jolie-chows-chocolate-cake-set-new-flick.html
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:41pm.
Well shit, I drink a whole bottle of wine after my dogs go to sleep. Do I need rehab?
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No but you do need a drinking partner!
On anorexia... I could never do that. I like food to much. I wouldn't have the self control to say no to mac and cheese or bacon. Or mac and cheese with bacon. Or bacon and cheese.
*checks stomach*
*purges*
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:23pm.
howdareyou - look at RDJ when he was in his drug using prime....he got PLENTY of acting roles.
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Bang On ME!
There are many many actors that have worked for YEARS on drugs. You think a little drug test is going to stop a person with means from passing..puleessse
I saw an interview with Dennis Quaid when he said he was on coke for 14 years and he was working the whole time.
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Add Tom Siezmore to the list. I think it was after filming "Saving Private Ryan" that his addiction went so far out of hand it became noticable to EVERYONE. But he managed to keep it "secret" till then. Well, as far as I remember.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:37pm.
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EXACTLY! My husband and I watch her like a hawk (we hate her for other reasons...namely that she is a psychotic bitch who gets in physical rages at her husband and kids) and we observe this behavior every holiday. And yes, people always ask her if she wants more food, dessert, etc., and she always says she is sooooo full and has been eating all day, or says, yeah, maybe later, and goes and helps with dishes.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
a bottle of wine a night is nothing, but if she's not eating and taking pills........
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A regular sized bottle of wine (not the economy size) is only about 4 glasses, so......IDK. I don't see a problem with that. Unless it's an every night thing.
Well shit, I drink a whole bottle of wine after my dogs go to sleep. Do I need rehab?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:23pm.
howdareyou - look at RDJ when he was in his drug using prime....he got PLENTY of acting roles.
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Bang On ME!
There are many many actors that have worked for YEARS on drugs. You think a little drug test is going to stop a person with means from passing..puleessse
I saw an interview with Dennis Quaid when he said he was on coke for 14 years and he was working the whole time.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:37pm.
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Then when everyone's done they ask if you've eaten, you tell them you've been nibbling the entire time you were cooking and jsut aren't that hungry at the moment.
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And all the while your stomach growls like an angry wildebeast and your family members give each other the side eye. Did that in my ballet days... =D
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
You know, it's Hollyweird and this is the same whore who splashed blood on her wedding-day t-shirt, made out with her brother, and openly used drugs for years. I don't think it is crazy to speculate that she's using SOMETHING, showing up everywhere looking all malnourished and out of it. Maybe she's not, but IMO it is totally possible.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
M.E.
SHE CHASES THE DRAGON WHILE SKIING THE ALPS
CAUSE SHE CAN MULTI TASK YOU KNOW
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Kanderso - yep. It's easy to distract other family member, especially in a large gathering type of setting by being "busy" getting kids plates ready, getting them something to drink, finishing up in the kitchen, etc.
Then when everyone's done they ask if you've eaten, you tell them you've been nibbling the entire time you were cooking and jsut aren't that hungry at the moment.
A bottle of wine isn't all that much. About four glasses. Over a few hours, so what?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Remember when any story with even a mention of Angelina had about ten pages of comments? I think she's losing her loonies.
That gossip blogger from E! always has barely-blind items about Angelina abusing heroin and methadone, but I'm dubious. I think it's just plain old anorexia that's making her look so worn.
I saw The Tourist (*ducks in shame*), and she looked like a stick insect. She had very obvious padding on to make it look like she had an hour glass waist and an arse where nothing exists in real life.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
CHASE THE DRAGON ANGIE, CHASE THE DRAGON!
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:24pm.
You know, I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of her eating anything.
Would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when they went to Brad's family's home in Missouri for the holidays. People in the midwest like to put on a feed, and I'd like to see if she dug in.
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My husband's cousin's wife (is that just my cousin??) is COMPLETELY anorexic, and has four small kids. She gets through family meals and gatherings without eating by hovering around the kids and helping them with their plates and feeding the youngest, etc. She makes a tiny plate for herself, feeds half of it to her kids, and picks at the rest, never eating more than a bite or two. She is around 5'8 or 5'9 and weighs about 100 pounds or less.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
This just makes me want to dance in the streets swinging a loon along with me for a little two step.
Junky Cunty McCunty Bawahaaaa!!!
Suck it loons!
As MK pointed out, eating something from time to time might help Angie.
"...the only thing she nibbles on during the day is an orphan's whisper she keeps in a jar in her purse..."
LOL!!!
Time's up, AJ!
I don't care how many nannies you can afford, you decide to birth and/or adopt kids, you don't get to take time out to be a fucking addict.
For the record, I think she's been using for a couple of years.
It's not like they film a movie in its entirety, or even each action scene. It's called doing a scene over and over again until the director likes what he sees, then EDITING however many rolls of film they have together to get the finished product they are hoping for.
You "act" for only minutes at a time.
Billy Ray looks frighteningly like Brendan Fraser right around the time of his retard clap heyday.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:23pm.
You got a point there.
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THAT GOES FOR THE BRAD TOO DUMB PECKERHEAD
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BOOO! it's no fun without the loonies...
Heck, I ain't mad at Angie. If I had 6 little chirruns running around the house, I would need a bottle of vino and some ear plugs.
who supposedly leaked all these details? That is why I have a hard time buying this. The Tourist and Salt were both pretty action packed I don't think she'd be able to do them if she drank a bottle of wine every night.
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
*puts on tin foil suit*
Ok. I AM PREPARED!
You know, I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of her eating anything.
Would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when they went to Brad's family's home in Missouri for the holidays. People in the midwest like to put on a feed, and I'd like to see if she dug in.
howdareyou - look at RDJ when he was in his drug using prime....he got PLENTY of acting roles.
It's all about covering up the problem.
Why in the world would you need Ambien to sleep if you are just getting the drunks off wine? Go pass out on that. I find it weird you need sleeping pills... something's not right here. If this is true then it's not alcohol she is abusing.
Looks like she's got 5 o'clock shadow in that picture.
I like to think the worst of her, but I doubt she'd still be getting work if she was really as messed up as this makes her sound. She has to be insured/insurable, after all.
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Bam, Boom, Smack, Lady H....WHITE WHOOORSE!!!!
Nice to see that Miley's drug use brought her parents back together.
Uh oh. Brangeloonies are gonna pounce on this shit and how their holy mother is being defamed.
@ Slurpee - Break out the possum for a bbq - hillbillies have such forgiving hearts!
You don't have to be a doctor or a genius to see that she is starving to death.