A Paparazzo Asks The Questions We're All Thinking (And Writing On The Internet)
Joe Jonas was leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles the other night when a pap tried to single-handedly solve a dozen blind items by asking him if he's gay and if his contract with Ashley Greene expires next month. You can always count on a bold bitch pap to be the voice of bloggers and anonymous commenters. The pap was obviously hoping that one of two things would happen:
1) Joe dances a jig, click his heels together and proudly proclaims his gayness as the gay angels above cry confetti tears of happiness all around him and Ashley Greene texts Taylor Lautner to see if he's hiring. A 3D "Yup, I'm Gay" People Magazine cover, if you will.
2) Joe rages like a KFC employee and puts the spandex in his skinny jeans to the test by throwing a full body attack at the pap. Joe gets busted, the pap sues and the words DISNEY GAY RAGE show up on every newspaper.
But none of this happened. Joe kept his cool and remembered what his sensei Mickey Mouse taught him. Calmly tell the pap that he's being disrespectful and then wait a few minutes before calling Goofy and the other members of the Disney mafia "to take care of things."
Source: Hollywood.tv via ONTD
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I can understand and respect someone that isn't ready to come out. In that sense, it is disrespectful, he'll come out when he's ready. Straight people really can't understand how it feels to be asked that question. It's not a black, and white question, it can be complicated especially with family members, etc.
I never understand why celebs who are running around with handlers, entourage, hangers on, agents..ect are always driving themselves. This is why people like Britney get in a million accidents, at least if it is hanger-on #3 driving their name is out of the paper..and maybe I just answered my question.
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Submitted by Tamzin on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 10:45am.
Problem isn't outing people. It's that people too scared to be openly gay in this fucking world.
Got these damn straight dudes making fun of gays, then they turn around and beat off to a lesbian porn film.
Fuck THAT!
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WTF, since when is asking someone if they are gay disrespectful? We all already know the truth. What a closet case.
Yeah Joe, answer some of the blind items for us!! We're tired of answering them for ya! LOL
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There always were two mo's in the Jonas brothers:
- The oldest one definitely is at least experienced bi or a rub away from man-lovin on the side.
- Middle older one (Joe) is closet case, but if he is fine with it, then it's okay.... may the first one strong enough to say no to Mickey Mouse's vault of money, cast the first stone.
- Middle young one (Curly or whatever) looks the most hetero of them all, but that's the looks, what he seems to have is the most talent among them, as little or much that might be.
- Then there is the littlest Jonas bro, the one that is not part of the group but well in contract with Disney... let's say he is the luckiest one, cause he ain't in the spotlight yet.
They all enjoy the attention and the free shit fans from both sexes give them, with their respective differences.
I find the supposedly ugly, married Jonas brother the cutest, so yeah, I refuse to believe he's gay.
Wait... I'm gay... so that may be a good thing if he was.
I'M SO CONFUSED NOW :(
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:22am.
I agree Ai
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Ha! That should have been the question:
Hey Joe - You look a little gay in the face. What's amatter? Feeling a little gay?
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wait, i thought the other jonas was the gay one, the older one.
Seriously, if this guy came out of the closet, would ANYONE be shocked?
Been around this guy. Gay! Gay! Gay! Ashley was even there. Her flat ass had more contact with the chair than Joe. It was bizarre.
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Remember those pictures posted lasted year of Joe walking in LA with his--how do I put this--"visibly femme" male friends? He looked like he didn't give a shit that he was photographed with them, as opposed to Jakey, who would probably tackle a woman in a walker in front of him in order to look like he likes the laydeez.
Let Joe be Joe. He looks like he's hiding in plain sight anyway with his "personal trainers" and his hot Parisian "pal". He'll come out when the Disney tendrils are loosened from around his throat and when his benighted fangurl army grows up and shift their tastes to Williamsburg indie bands.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:11am.
Mickey's whores know when to shut up and when to speak. They don't, however, know when to keep their clothes on, do drugs or take candid photos of themselves. Mickey's working on that glitch...by breaking his foot off in their asses.
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He's tryin'!
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I agree Ai
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 10:02am.
Actually, I thought the ugliest Jonas, the one who recently got married, was the gay one. This guy doesn't seem gay to me, just obnoxious and self-obsessed.
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I thought the youngest one was the raging hetero who's gonna knock some young slut up any minute now. That, or catch a 'social disease'.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Mickey's whores know when to shut up and when to speak. They don't, however, know when to keep their clothes on, do drugs or take candid photos of themselves. Mickey's working on that glitch...by breaking his foot off in their asses.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I can't imagine why the paps follow him around to begin with? His pictures probably only get them today's lunch money.
ahahah SUV used in the military, SO BUTCH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I know dlisted doesn't usually take things seriously, and I mean that in the best way possible, I LOVE the snark, but I don't think some pap should be outing anyone. Yes, it's obvious he's gay. I think it's the worst kept secret just like with Ricky Martin, George Michael, and Clay Aiken. As much as I despise The Jonas guys, the media should let him be.
Fuck New Year's, it warms my cold heart, dammit.
Submitted by jturbo on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 10:06am.
suckandfuck, it's a Mercedes G-Wagen
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
In a way, I feel bad for him. No one deserves to be outed until they're ready to come out of the closet.
Then again, when showbiz personalities stage fake romances to deceive lovesick young girls into buying their music and watching their movies, sometimes even I find it just to uncover their lies.
suckandfuck, it's a Mercedes G-Wagen
Actually, I thought the ugliest Jonas, the one who recently got married, was the gay one. This guy doesn't seem gay to me, just obnoxious and self-obsessed.
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the pap was an asshole looking for a reaction as usual but I had to laugh especially at the way Joe opened his eyes ("Damn, I've been caught") when he heard the question...priceless. Oh and that fat body guard is useless (that's his bodyguard, right?)...Doesn't he know that he has to open the way for Princess Joe instead of trailing behind like a domesticated bear on a leash? Amateur.
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so is he fucken goofy or not
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I must be in a good mood cuz that made me laugh.
Where is it from though. I know it's AJ but is it from a movie??
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Submitted by Few Words : "...A GAYMOBILE..."
had me on the floor laughing my ass off.
Also, I thought your avvie was Cameron "Pizza Face" Diaz wearing a black wig. Why she would be doing so, I have no idea, but the huge grin made me think it was her.
Anyhoo. Carry on...
Submitted by mzmarymac on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 9:39am.
Can anyone tell me what kind of car Joe was driving? That was pretty cool looking.
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god dam, i was waiting for him to have a major hissy fit.
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Submitted by mzmarymac on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 9:39am.
Can anyone tell me what kind of car Joe was driving? That was pretty cool looking.
I think Jack is right.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Papparazzi are such scum...
But that was kinda funny
@Few Words where's your avi from??? I love it!
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I would love to see him attack the paparazzo, but no....he wouldn't.
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Can anyone tell me what kind of car Joe was driving? That was pretty cool looking.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 9:31am.
Goddamn!
Is there a lesbian out there that needs a beard?
I need a check!
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I hear Anne Hathaway was hiring...
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Hey, I like that gaybo's car!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 9:31am.
LOL.
It would totally suck to have the paps asking you rude questions like that. But most of these celebs deserve it.
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Thing is, it's part of their JOB. I can think of a zillion worse downsides of other jobs, and hey, they sure don't pay as well as being a world-famous pop star.
But LMAO @ "Are you gaining weight for a new role?" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
the pap will now have mickey mouse after his ass for life,i wonder what will happen if the worlds of Disney and Scientology collide and shit?will more birds fall from the sky?will snooki become next unicef goodwill ambassador?
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i bet this fagiollio's fav disney movie is snow white cause he be the bottom for all those damn mofo pedo dwarfs
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Nothing is sadder when a gay and a gayelle are forced to beard with one another.
I'd beard for Michelle. She's hot and she can knock out all the paps so we would save money on bodyguards.
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