How Do I Live Without Boobs?
A source tells UsWeekly that LeAnn Rimes (pictured last week on the right, and last summer on the left) asked herself that question over and over again, and so she finally made the decision to surgically enhance her chest area to make it as plump as the hills she glides through every night in Fantastica. The source went on to claim that LeAnn is bold as hell, because she used the plastic surgeon of Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville. LeAnn even went for the same cup size as Brandi's plastic titty sacks. Let's see, so LeAnn brought in a picture of the tits her fiance used to lick on and told her plastic surgeon, "Give me that!" Yeah, that totally isn't going to be used as a sample sentence in the dictionary for the word DESPERATE. Nope, not at all.
The source (whose name probably rhymes with Mandi Flanhill) said that LeAnn got implants put in really, really recently, "She’s always, always been insecure about her size. She was a small A-cup. She often talked about wanting to get implants. She’d say, “I just want a little bit so they’re proportionate to my body.'"
And I guess, irony tastes like silicone today, because the source also claims that LeAnn always made fun of Brandi for looking artificial, "When Brandi and LeAnn were constantly fighting, one of LeAnn's jabs at Brandi was that she was plastic. Brandi replied, 'Be careful, honey. That's what Eddie likes. You'll be there someday too.' Looks like Brandi was right!"
Really, it doesn't matter. We all have tit implants nowadays. That being said, LeAnn still should've had D-cup eyeballs installed into her sockets so she could clearly see that Eddie Cibrian is a douchebag asshole with a wandering peen that won't quit. Implants or not.
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Yeah,OK-tittys are taken care of-but whats shes gonna do about her face? I reccommend some permanently installed tooth picks to prop her eye lids open so she really can see what a douchbag good ol Eddie is....
It is unfathomable to me how any woman finds him attractive relationship material-hes the type thats OK for one night that your both drunk/high as fuck in a club followed by some sweaty sex and then you never see him again...
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Leann just keeps getting desperate by the minute. Now she is tipping off the paps so that they can get "candid" photos of the bride to be planning her wedding( which means she bought a lot of wedding magazines and made sure that just about every media outlet had the photos of her carrying the magazines on their site).
I don't even know why Leann is even carrying around those wedding magazines, we all know that Leann is going to study the photos of EC and BG wedding day so that she can pattern her wedding in the same fashion.
We know that EC is going to marry LR(What else does he have to fall back on? Nothing.), now being faithful to LR is a different story.
I also don't get the hype over EC, especially after you have seen his acting. If that guy was as great as the media made him out to be, Leann wouldn't feel the need to spend so much time tweeting. LR is all over him in those photos, yet the fact that she would rather spend more time with her iphone than with EC speaks volumes.
I may be in the minority but I don't get the hype over Eddie...AT ALL. What am I missing? Why does everyone think he is so damn hot? He is way to metro sexual for me. And, the fact that I am just not into the typical good like guy, it is not surprising that I just don't get it. Most good looking guys are dogs. On the outside, they look like confident, secure men; but on the inside, they are insecure punks who also feed off attention from a bunch of women---mommy issues. AVOID AT ALL COST.
As for LeAnn, I have no sympathy for women that do whatever it takes to keep a man..a no good man at that. Lets face it, if you have to do shit just to keep him, he is a dog. I thought Brandi was crazy with all her stalker talk but I believe her now.
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Her nose looks slightly smaller, too. She's obviously obsessively exercising and dieting and it's all for him. What a sucker.
It looks as if she's been punched in both eyes. When she's 65 she'll be blinded by her eyelids. He's a major douche so why is he with someone who is both unattractive and needy? Money? She must give it to him 10 times a day, that could be part or all of it.
This troll WOULD have a weird belly button.
Can't hate on the tits tho.
Fake Boobs + Homosexuals = infatuation
This is what happens when you give trailer trash hos too much attention. Geeze. She needs to put some bleu cheese olives and chicken fingers in that bloody mary because her body is fug.
Mr. Uvy just came back from Miami and he said he heard numerous radio ads for discounted boob jobs. One place advertised a special of both for $2799 with your choice of 16 surgeons to choose from. WTF? No wonder there are so many shitty looking bolt-ons out there.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Are people really believing this source? Seriously?
Yes, she had implants no question but is she really that obsessive about the ex? Not sure I believe that.
But this new body she has is scary. With some meet on it, she looked like she had hips. Now she looks like an inverted triangle.
even with all the work she still doesn't look great. sad. she did look better before, but then breaking up a marriage, stealing a man, stalking, and restructuring your entire body and life to keep said man, must take its toll. for this guy? he is so not worth it. why would a man want his wife to get implants? can't you feel them?? i don't get it. are there really men out there who are such pigs? i feel bad for her.
Beauty = symmetry...the tits are proportional to the rest of her body...the perfect size.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:58pm.
She is seriously like the stalker in Single White Female.
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Exactly. I believe the ex when she says she was stalking her over dickbag Eddie. Falcor has issues.
Self-loathing wome-- excuse me, LeAnn -- self-loathing "girls" are so entertaining.
It appears Squinty McDesperate has had more done than just her boobs.
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That nose is a two-car garage.
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She's gross. Her mug looks like a man, her body looks like a man, so of course she'll get implants to distract that she looks like a man. She's a pig and a home wreckin whore of a pig at that. I wonder if she's besties with Angelina Jolie and learned that tricks "tricks"
Bitch NEED to worry about her damn face.
Sorry, sweetheart. You can't keep a man who wasn't yours to begin with. All the pulling and pumping and slicing won't keep the shine on your trophy either. When you fucked him, you fucked yourself and now, subconsciously, you're fucking your looks/tits/body up too. Freud would've published a supplement about you.
Hillbilly Implants, I bet she got em at a swap meet.
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If you have to get the tittes of your new man's ex wife by your new man's ex wife's plastic surgeon, you relationship is shit and so is your new man. What an idiot. Does she really think that this relationship isn't going to blow up in her face?
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why the hell didn't the Dr. spend equal time on her face? what a jip
Own your body. I m not super-religious, but if i get to meet my maker one day, i would hate having to explain why i got rid of the titties or nose he thought were just fine for me...
Unless you have been in an horrible car accident, are disfigured due to cancer or some other disease, i say HELL NO to plastic surgery..
And LeAnn is an insecure joke. I hope she plumps up her lips to the size of Goodyear-Trucktires next.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I have D cup boobs. They're not so pretty when they're natural, in fact they've been heading south since the ripe age of 18. I'd kill for "small A cups." Small tittied women: be grateful for what you (don't) have.
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Double post.
She had a gorgeous body before. Now: not so much.
There wasn't anything wrong with her body before. Apparently Eddie brings out the insecurity in a woman. I've been married to and dated men like that.
I stand by my belief: the only women who should have tit implants are those who have had a mastectomy.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
I agree that she looked better in first pic; now she looks malnourished and fake. I guess whatever makes her happy...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
That's lipo stomach if I've ever seen it...her boobs don't look natural, but they are better than most Hollywood bolt-ons. Too bad they won't make Eddie faithful. I think she looked better before.
Personally I don't understand why more bitches can't just work with what they have.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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I really almost feel sorry for LeAnn. I mean, with her squinty eyes, she really can't see what a wolf in wolf's clothing Eddie really is...or the fall out of the inevitable KFed and Britney 2.0 that will hit newstands shortly after the Goose squeezes out Eddie's golden egg...Let's get real...Eddie may have the IQ of a hunk of head cheese, but dude will give ANY gold digger a run for his/her money. I'll give his ass that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Wren on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 5:33pm.
Her belly button is completely different. I think she had some lipo or something.
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I was thinking the same thing. It's sad what some women will do to keep a man. I hope for Eddie's sake, that he NEVER tries to leave her. Boiling bunnies, indeed.
She obviously did it for him. Not a good sign of things to come. He seems to hold all the cards.
I honestly don't see a difference. She's still a very insecure, skinny little twatbag.
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she looks way better in the 1st pic and wow, talk about butterface, geez.
Her belly button is completely different. I think she had some lipo or something.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
She looked more feminine in the before photo even with smaller breasts.
His taste must be for the Barbie left out in the sun to the point the face gets warped look.
why does her belly button look so different?
I approve.
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She is ugly and boring and I am sick of hearing about her! Her life really does not interest me! Yea, it looks like she just has a push up bikini. I don't see much of a difference.
As for my boobs, I am happy being a natural B. I think fake, huge titties look disgusting. I wouldn't mind being a C, but I am not obsessed with it like some chicks are. I would NEVER get a boob job. Those are so tacky.
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They look modest enough but never understand why women want fake ones instead of what God gave them. Small ones make exercising so much easier. I wish I had less.
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At least she didn't go crazy and get two huge basketballs put in.
Lawd, that man looks like Leann Rimes!! Seriously who the fuck considers anorexic, squinty faced, husband stealing, stick figured women attractive. Dayum, I seriously hope her marriage goes down in flames...her ego and attitude need to be taken down a notch or 20.
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:48pm.
Big boobs are not all that and a box of chocolate graham cracker!! I'm a 42DDD and have been since 9th grade.
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Me too, except I'm 36DD. It has taken me years to become comfortable with them and not be ashamed of them. I remember being 12 and having these guys in their 50s and 60s pretty much jack themselves off in the middle of the mall when I would walk by. I was dressed like a normal kid (or at least how kids are supposed to dress), not slutty or anything. I later figured out that they were the ones with the problem, not me.
Big boobs aren't all they're cracked up to be, but I still won't fault someone who wants to have them. If they want to deal with trying to find clothes that fit and having men drool over you wherever you go, then let them. Then again, some of them might want that.
As far as her boobs go, LeAnn doesn't look that bad. To me, it looks like she did have them slightly enlarged, but its exaggerated by her weight loss. She already had few curves, if any, now she looks like a teen aged boy, which is not appealing at all.
I will never understand why a woman would want to PAY someone to give her artificial big boobs. Big boobs are not all that and a box of chocolate graham cracker!! I'm a 42DDD and have been since 9th grade. They can get you any man you want but you soon realize that man has no idea what your name is but they know every little pimple on your boobies!! I think I missed my calling by not changing my name to LewLew and dancing in a cage over the bar at the Dew Drop Inn. Those tips could have made me rich.
Anyway, I co-sign to the bitch who said LeAnn should have gotten a face transplant instead. But, not to worry, Eddie will have her face completely done over by the end of this year, trust. (I hope he pays particular attention to those squinty eyes. Not her best feature.)
And, Eddie is not leaving LeAnn EVER!! The man has found his sugarMama and he's not letting it go. Not only will he not leave but he won't cheat either. How else could he live the lifestyle he is quickly becoming accustomed to? Now, if Eddie happens to get signed up for a decent movie and it becomes a hit and he gets some publicity on his own, well then, all bets are off. But, for now, he belongs to Ms. Big Boob Rhimes and he's not getting up off that for nothing!!
Onliner, I don't see much difference either. It just looks like she has a tan that accentuates the boob line, and she's wearing a bikini that pulls them together rather than letting them flop apart. I don't know, could be that I'm blind--keep in mind I have magnificent chichis, so I'm not used to scrutinizing these little teacup sized girls.
She has a very similar figure to the Geicko Gecko. Except the Gecko is infinitely sexier.
I think the real question here is, "How does she live without hips?"
Is this the answer to that blind item a while ago about a gal getting a boob job for her man for Christmas?
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Should have used the money for a face transplant
Seriously, why would any woman want such a physique?
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