Lindsay Lohan Might Be Going Back To Her Second Home
Here's the charbroiled ghost of The Situation's future covering his face with a catalog featuring his daughter spreading it for the cameras. We're already way too intimate with the Lohan family and then Michael Lohan does this? JUST NO.
When Michael wasn't giving us the perfect picture of wrongness, he was moving boxes out of his daughter's West Hollywood apartment and into a van which will eventually makes its way to her new $7,000 a month house in Venice, CA. And conveniently, it's right next door to the house where her former partner in pussy SamRo lives.
Apparently, SamRo isn't exactly queefing out balls of happiness about her ex/sometimes friend/one-time stalker living so close to her personal space. But fear not, SamRo! You might not have to dive under your sofa every time the doorbell rings or park 5 blocks away and tiptoe up to your place like a stealth lesbininja so LiLo's crazy ass doesn't know you're home. There's a possibility that LiLo won't even get a chance to borrow a cup of coke from SamRo, because she might be checking back into Lynwood for 180 days instead.
Remember when LiLo allegedly sprained the arm of a Betty Ford employee by yanking the phone out of her hand during an early morning fight? Two seconds after the incident, the employee, Dawn Holland, was all about pressing charges against LiLo. But a check from the Lohans got her tongue, because Dawn changed her mind and pleaded with the authorities to not pursue charges. Dawn also said that she will no longer cooperate with the investigation. Well, the Riverside County Sheriff's Department has shit all over Dawn's plea and have decided that LiLo violated several aspects of probation. The Sheriff's Department will now send the case to the district attorney's office.
LiLo is expected back in court on February 1st for a probation review.
Jesus. Not a day goes by when this fucking mess isn't in danger of going to jail again. Leave it to this trick to find a way to violate her probation IN REHAB. Rehab is supposed to be a place that keeps you out of trouble. Damn. If my abuelita was in LiLo's life, she'd tie that crackie to a bed and read passages from The Reina-Valera out loud during the commercial breaks in her novellas. But even then, LiLo would still find a way to fuck shit up. Like she'd probably call my abuelita a curse word in FULL VOICE. If that shit happened, going to jail would be the least of LiLo's problems. Bitch would have to learn how to say "it wasn't me" in sign language and master the skill of swallowing solid foods through her nostrils.
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Oh sweet Jeebus, Michael Lohan's (lack of) dress sense just SLAYS me! He's a live, walking, trash talking early '90s yuppie time capsule with that jacket and cell strapped to his belt!
[fits of giggles]
To think of it, he could also pass for a door-to-door preacher handing out sanctimonious leaflets from the Church of Crackskank.
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lesbininja
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
Why does he look like a guido burger king manager?
If true, this spells doom for Lohan's rehab. But I can't believe SamRo's not in on it. She's a fame-whore, too, and needs buzz for her alleged DJ career--as well as cokey clients.
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
I still say this is bullshit with the beach house next to Samro...Michael Lohan would never approve of this...it's a setup.
I really can't believe that there wasn't any black kids to blame this on!!
The bible covers this: "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool returns to [her] foolishness." Proverbs 26:11
After all these years, can we really improve upon this ancient wisdom when discussing lilo?
Oh, eff this! The birds that dropped out of the sky in Arkansas must have died of boredom about having to hear about her endless fuckery again!
Just throw her in jail, please? Can't we start 2011 off without going through the same wash-rinse-relapse cycle that we went through in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010? Why can't the legal system do something right for a change?
The Daily Mail says this place is around $7,000 a month. How the hell can she afford that?
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Michael Lohan is such a jackass enabler famewhore. Isn't Lindsay old enough and rich enough to hire professional movers? Please.
Am I the only one that thinks it's strange that LL would know the place next to Sam was available? These two play with the media when it's convenient for them. If Sam really wanted nothing to do with LL, she would nip that shit in the bud. As for LL's foolery, a straight up dose of MK abuelita's chancleta strategically thrown at her boomerang style would end up this trick's fuckery once and for all.
Does anyone actually believe that Lindsay will go to jail over this. She's caught lucky breaks on other occasions. I can't see it happening.
Come at me bitch!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 4:55pm.
The Erin episode is hot! You bitches got me watching it...I'm like 15 minutes in and on Team Erin. She thinks she "knows too much" and people are out to get her...that shit is my favorite on Intervention!
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The Erin episode is hot! You bitches got me watching it...I'm like 15 minutes in and on Team Erin. She thinks she "knows too much" and people are out to get her...that shit is my favorite on Intervention!
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Lindsay is doomed. Isn't SamRo a well-known addict/dealer? Good lord.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Lesbininja--added to dictionary.
It would be great if her stupid father covered his face and taped his mouth shut permantley.
I know this dumbass girl that hangs out with her stylist friend Logan (she talks about him all the time). He was seen trailing behind her ass when she had all those issues with her passport. Logan is a fucking raging coke-head. I'm sure they'll be reunited once again -- there's no way she's gonna dump him out of her life.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:21pm.
HH:from Intervention last night, the girl in my avie
thank you Snowy...
I still can't get over the color of that jacket. It's like Dirty Urine Yellow, or maybe Stale Jarlsberg Yellow. He looks like a deliveryman for a company that doesn't exist yet but could, if it becomes legal to traffic in used cholesterol.
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HH:from Intervention last night, the girl in my avie.
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"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Lesbininja: effing PRICELESS.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
WHO THAT HELL IS ERIN? WHAT R YOU SLUTS TAKING ABOUT?
*deep breath*
I have more chances of going to Jain that fucking Blohan does. and I don't do drugs or drive drunk ( that I know)
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 -
I wouldn't "get her" either if she emptied my bank account on booze and bullshit and was blowing dudes in the back alley while I'm sitting at home with a screaming baby with a loaded diaper??? fuck that shit. blonde hair and a nice smile ain't worth all that.
It's worth it to Jimbob. And yea she's a deadbeat, her only job prospects if Jim dumped her are stripper and stripper.
you know, now that you mention it, that's probably not a bad idea. she might attract a crowd seeing as how she's been on a rather notable episode of Intervention. who knows, with that and a few months of champagne room trickin' she might make headliner. :D
i thought LiLo could not even afford a Motel 6 after her costly rehab bills...how is she going to swing $7k a month to pay for this place? There's a stupid landlord who'll see no rent money EVER. If she weren't infamous she could not even pass a credit check.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 -
I wouldn't "get her" either if she emptied my bank account on booze and bullshit and was blowing dudes in the back alley while I'm sitting at home with a screaming baby with a loaded diaper??? fuck that shit. blonde hair and a nice smile ain't worth all that.
It's worth it to Jimbob. And yea she's a deadbeat, her only job prospects if Jim dumped her are stripper and stripper.
Lohan is currently estimated to be worth $10,000. lol.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/lindsay-loha...
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:21pm.
I don't think they are in love. He's in love with the idea of having his 'trophy wife', that impresses all his friends & loves being seen with her in public when they eat at the Macaroni Grill. When Jim read his haaarible letter and Erin said sarcastically "that sounded real sincere, Jim", that said all i needed to hear.
She is trapped. The whole thing came off like that cliche you hear about women popping condoms to "trap" a man in a relationship, but here the gender roles are reversed. I totally think he knew and wanted to knock her up to trap her in a relationship. He wanted a child involved so she couldn't leave him. If there was no child he would take her back EVERY time. I don't believe Jim for a second, that he'd break it off if there wasn't a child.
well provy, she wouldn't be trapped if, you know, she got a job.
I'm still team jimbob because who gives a shit about a trophy wife when he knows everyone in town is snickering behind is back because his so-called trophy wife is blowing unemployed methheads in the bar back alley because they "get her".
I wouldn't "get her" either if she emptied my bank account on booze and bullshit and was blowing dudes in the back alley while I'm sitting at home with a screaming baby with a loaded diaper??? fuck that shit. blonde hair and a nice smile ain't worth all that.
koko what do you mean?
dit: LMAO re confused Grandpa Simpson dude! ahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:07pm.
And the Intervention counsler was a douche for saying Jimbob needs to go to 12 step meetings cause he had 1 drink in the past month. A.A. Industrial Complex speak, blah.
that I completely agree with. I don't like that confused looking grampa simpson dude, where's Jeff Von Vonderen? and where's the younger dude?
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:44pm.
Will she ever quit satlking SamRo? Bitch isn't even that hot. She has the body of Justin Beiber and the face of death warmed over. Seriously does she ever get sun? Cause her sunken in brown eye holes tell me no.
not to mention a decent meal every once in a while...a platter of coke au vin doesn't count.
she must have a hurricane tongue or something because I also do not get the appeal. o_O
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:09pm.
Speaking of crackheads, the one last nite on Intervention was Sofa King Hwatt!!!!!
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You mean Erin, who couldn't understand why her husband was pissed that she didn't work, didn't take care of their kid and slept around constantly? Class-ay!
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I could NOT believe that chick was doing meth. She is one of those people where I'm kinda like "whatever its not really hurting you" (even though I know that's so wrong).
what pervy said!
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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:21pm.
I don't think they are in love. He's in love with the idea of having his 'trophy wife', that impresses all his friends & loves being seen with her in public when they eat at the Macaroni Grill. When Jim read his haaarible letter and Erin said sarcastically "that sounded real sincere, Jim", that said all i needed to hear.
She is trapped. The whole thing came off like that cliche you hear about women popping condoms to "trap" a man in a relationship, but here the gender roles are reversed. I totally think he knew and wanted to knock her up to trap her in a relationship. He wanted a child involved so she couldn't leave him. If there was no child he would take her back EVERY time. I don't believe Jim for a second, that he'd break it off if there wasn't a child.
The very fact that Linds would get a place right beside SamRo's speaks volumes as to how well her rehab is going. I mean you have to be all sorts of fucked up to even think about trying to get better while living beside the person that has caused a good deal of your mental anguish. Who the fuck looked Linds in the eye and said...good call, yea that seems like a nice place to live..I mean really WTF!
By the way... I wonder if he holds up her picture like that while he’s spankin the monkey!?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:21pm.
provy: "She was soooo out of the league of monotone Jim that HE, yes HE, got her pregnant on purpose to trap her into marriage. I guarantee that was his plan. I blame him for my beautiful Erin's problems"
TOOOOOOTALLY Mowgli and I had the same theory, we decided she was doing drugs because of the MISERY of being stuck with this LOSER!
are you people serious? she is a total hosebag and I believed him 100% that if there wasn't a child involved he would have forgotten her name ages ago.
anyway clearly there's a lot of love between them for him to go back to her after she spent all his money and screwed all those guys, and for her to go back to him even though he called her all sorts of names...even though she knew deep down in her heart that she deserved every mean word he threw at her.
Monday night is A&E night! After "Intervention" there's "Hoarders!" Holla!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:15pm.
Angel, it aired last night
Erin
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YAY! Thanks! I was failing this test so bad.
*catches up on late homework*
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She keeps her shit screwed down--doesn't cause trouble in public. How she exercises her personal freedom in private is her business. Yes, I have a crush on her... ;)
Also, nobody is saying she is helping lilo or should be--she is trying to keep her ex away (as I do).
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:55pm.
Why does no one call SamRo out??
Angel, it aired last night
Erin
Bitchette: glad I never tried it cuz it looks like a real BITCH but something I'd initially like
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:39pm.
Ha. He's keeping it all in, his wife is blowing aryan gang members for meth, with his daughter in tow!
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Ok, I can't find it! What show is this?!? I MUST SEE IT!!! (cuz I'm sick like that:)
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snowy and provy-
most people in highschool i know have tried it, and been hooked for a year or longer. shit makes you feel GOOD. and coming down is hell and all you want to do is get high again!
eta- rather, the kids i knew when i was in high school
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
yeah I wanted to hear more about his supposed
"alchoholism" I mean I am TEAM ERIN but who could blame the guy for needing a damn drink now and again!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Some serious stir time does get the addict's attention, but we all know the judges down there like having hearings with her too much to ever lock her up and end the celebrity train.
Where does she get the money for this?
Also, her dad is douche for his asinine pretending to help.
koko--She knows how to work bulls, we saw that. She would have a bull working as her personal servant by the third day in the population.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:07pm.
Sorry I didn't read through the comments so forgive me if I'm repeating anything. They need to throw Lindsay into a cell with that obese bull dyke with THE BEARD tattooed on her face that they keep showing in the previews for the new A&E show " Beyond Scared Straight" (or something like that).
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 2:06pm.
When i drove cross country, i knew i made it to the midwest when i started seeing anti-meth campaign billboards. Happened around Iowa.
And the Intervention counsler was a douche for saying Jimbob needs to go to 12 step meetings cause he had 1 drink in the past month. A.A. Industrial Complex speak, blah.
Sorry I didn't read through the comments so forgive me if I'm repeating anything. They need to throw Lindsay into a cell with that obese bull dyke with THE BEARD tattooed on her face that they keep showing in the previews for the new A&E show " Beyond Scared Straight" (or something like that). She calls herself "diabla" and says gems like "I don't do drive bys because I like to watch the people die".
Seriously prov, I don't know anyone who has even tried it, I told Mowg, "that's some Midwestern Shit right there!'
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Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 1:58pm.
Provo, Snowy: I have to say though, I loved the sunglasses she wore during her intervention and during the tour of their "dream" home. I wonder what kind they are?
She looked like a movie staaahhhh!
@Snowy, no meth! Plus i'm east coast and we don't do that shit out here. I had about 6 of my friends from college move out west, they're the "experimental" type and tried it and they all hated it. I have been offered it but never did it. Shit is for flaky west-coasters. I like sleeping and i sure as hell ain't paying good money to keep me from sleeping. She'll have to stick with booze & weed. And i agree, she looked sessy taking bong hits, blowing that smoke out with those perfect lips. *swoon*
Provo, Snowy: I have to say though, I loved the sunglasses she wore during her intervention and during the tour of their "dream" home. I wonder what kind they are?