Pamela Anderson's Crazed Fan Arrested For Trying To Get At Her
The good news is that Pamela Anderson still has one fan. The bad news is that her one fan is crazier than a tongue on Mel Gibson's dick. The Sun reports that Pamela Anderson was almost as terrified as the time she walked in on a nekkid Kid Rock in broad daylight when a 21-year-old lunatic tried to board her train from Liverpool to London last night. The cops believe that it's the same insane dude who bought front row tickets to every single one of performances in the panto Aladdin.
Okay, this unfortunate incident could've been stopped before it happened. When you buy your second front row ticket to see Pamela Anderson play a whorey genie in Aladdin, the box office bitch should hand you a tiny plastic cup filled with the strongest sedative available on the market and two men in white coats should immediately drag you into the back of a padded van. Get that shit on the law books, UK!
A source tells The Sun that Pammy's security guards stopped the dude from getting on the train and immediately hollered for the cops. When the cops showed up, the Pamalunatic put up a fight which resulted in him getting a face full of pepper spray. It's too early in the year for making a dumb pepper spray joke about Pamela's cooch juices, so I'll save that one for the bitchier months of 2011.
Pamela's fan was arrested and she safely made her way back to London. And thankfully, Pamela's always exquisite eyebrow situation remained pristine.
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white trash..
Oh hell to the fuck no. She still has a nice body but she has tread marks all over that face from way too much mileage. Has she EVER had a stylist?
What is that shit on her shoulder? It's like a splotchy birthmark?
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:22pm.
She looks like she pulled an all nighter.
Or a train.
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
Is it possible the person is a Vince Neil stalker and has become confused.
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She looks like she pulled an all nighter.
Submitted by slowlygoindown on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 5:25pm.
Snowpiece, I tried that before and it said comment field required?
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@Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 3:55pm.
She looks like she's losing her mind. She needs to declare this a "just can't" day, bun up her hair, thrown on those deer leggings a la chestica and lock up for some downtime."
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She really needs to wash away all that black makeup and put on a lot of moisturizer and get some good nights sleep and nourishing food, that's for sure!!!
She looks really beat and her skin is so dry.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:12pm.
I wodner if she asked for Pam's nose cause it looks like she did.
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It's kind of strange that you should say that not even knowing that in reality Jodie DID have a nosejob which she specifically asked to look like Pamela's. It turned out like Pamela's alright, albeit the potato-version.
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That's amazing. Jodie M has THE worst nosejob EVER. It's just all kinds of jacked and butched. It hardly looks like a nose anymore.
Poor Pam. I love her! She seems so sweet and kind and cares for the animals.
slowlygoindown hit edit and then you have to just post a blank entry for the second post
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Snowpiece, I tried that before and it said comment field required?
She looks like she's maggot-infested!! He really IS a loon. Throw away the key!!!!!
She looks like she's maggot-infested!! He really IS a loon. Throw away the key!!!!!
Does she have a restraining order on this dude? If not, how can you stop someone from getting on a train?
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She looks like she's losing her mind. She needs to declare this a "just can't" day, bun up her hair, thrown on those deer leggings a la chestica and lock up for some downtime.
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Pretty coat anyway.....why is she holding that side of her face in all the pictures, did he actually get to slap her or punch her? That would of been the best part.
Hans Klok, a Dutch magician who did a show with Pammie, says that she must have steel lining in her nose. He saw her do so much coke that he lost track. Also, she is a self-admitted attention craver who will do no matter what to stay relevant as a sex bomb.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Jodie LOVES Pam. She always said she would get married in a bikini on a beach, because Pam did it. She didn't, of course, full of crap our Jodie.
Damn, she looks rode hard and put away wet these days... and she used to be so beautiful!
Those pics she did for David LaChappelle stick in the mind, the ones in the egg chair? She didn't look too porny in those, she was stunning... what a shame!
"If only she would cut her hair, get some eyebrows, ease up on the make-up, and wear sexy but age appropriate clothing. She would've been the hottest 40 soemthing on the planet."
SO MUCH WORD.
This...caricature (?) of her younger persona is beyond the pale. and pathetic too. She is like Goldie Hawn, refusing to age (gracefully or not) and looking atrocious in the process.
Is it just me or is she looking a *lot* like Angie Dickinson in "Dressed To Kill" in these thumbnails?
Of course, Pam's had so much work done, even Angie's face wasn't that hacked up after the tranny offed her with a razor in the elevator.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:12pm.
I wodner if she asked for Pam's nose cause it looks like she did.
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It's kind of strange that you should say that not even knowing that in reality Jodie DID have a nosejob which she specifically asked to look like Pamela's. It turned out like Pamela's alright, albeit the potato-version.
"dude who bought front row tickets to every single one of performances in the panto Aladdin."
Lock him up please.
Pam is looking sober and fresh as a dew drop, as usual.
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Submitted by Living dead girl on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:54pm.
she is supposedly an activist/vegetarian/etc and she has said before, the only thing she has surgically altered on herself is the boobs..multiple times..
Question- why doesnt pam get any plastic surgery on her face? She just seems like the type of person that would have done it a long time ago. Does the hep. have anything to do with it? Feedback please!
Question- why doesnt pam get any plastic surgery on her face? She just seems like the type of person that would have done it a long time ago. Does the hep. have anything to do with it? Feedback please!
Carol Channing is looking good.
LOL, joe! they wouldn't let me have any!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:26pm.
I definitely would.
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I would turn BOTH heads lol!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:28pm.
I'm amazed no one's mentioned the ginge goddess with the glorious mane in the last thumb. She puts Pammie to shame!
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OH MY! WHAT A BREATHTAKING HIDDEN TREASURE! THANK YOU!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well, that is interesting. I had no idea Christie Turlington is from my neck of the woods (relatively).
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:26pm.
I definitely would.
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Tears of joy maybe
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:23pm.
BTW, seen her up-close and the lens doesn't carry her image too well, she looked like a radiant,captivating woman when she passed my way, I think still many men would turn their heads for her,
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I definitely would.
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Yeah, but that's from your time in the slammer. Once you become readjusted to the real world again, you'll forget all those Pammie posters you had tacked to the cinderblocks above yer terlit.
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Forbidden Planet's Anne Francis has passed away, not long after her co-star Leslie Neilsen. We still have Pammy around, although I'd rather see Robby the Robot ho it up with one of Pam's extra wigs scotch-taped to his dome.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Big difference, Christie Turlington always acted with class and from what I remember, hasn't been on the cover of umpteen Playboy covers or had 3 sex tapes leaked.
*goes to google*
I'm amazed no one's mentioned the ginge goddess with the glorious mane in the last thumb. She puts Pammie to shame!
Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:23pm.
BTW, seen her up-close and the lens doesn't carry her image too well, she looked like a radiant,captivating woman when she passed my way, I think still many men would turn their heads for her,
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I definitely would.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
BTW, seen her up-close and the lens doesn't carry her image too well, embarrassed to say, she looked like a radiant,captivating woman when she passed my way, I think still many men would turn their heads for her,
Pamela Anderson is by no means an old woman, but her behavior and style of dress are like trampy sorority chick in her late teens or early twenties, and that style, coupled with her obnoxious clown makeup combine to make her look like an ageing hooker.
If she toned it down with the makeup and tried to dress with more dignity she could look beautiful, which is a different thing than slutty. Christie Turlington is approximately the same age but avoids looking like a flooze with herpes-sore cooze.
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Google me, tramp.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Kai-Lu/1822227818
She's getting perilously close to the realm of 'ready for my close-up, CB'.
Looks older than her years and beat. Did I mention beat?
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Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:59am.
Sweet Jesus, Pam - this GILF barbie shtick is really tired. It's time to go get the "mom cut" and a new angle, like hawking calcium-enhanced metamucil.
those are not burn marks, at first they were said to be birth marks, but then she mentions at an interview how she was attacked by a pack of leeches when she was younger while dipping into a wild lake or something along those lines,
Ahah, I just looked closely at the first two thumbnails. How did this guy not die of embarassment? Being Pam Anderson's stalker is bad but to get carried away like some wild animal is just funny to me. They should have put a muzzle on him for added humor.
If only she would cut her hair, get some eyebrows, ease up on the make-up, and wear sexy but age appropriate clothing. She would've been the hottest 40 soemthing on the planet.
stake_spike:
Here is what the scar is from:
“I have a scar on my left shoulder where leeches attacked me in a lake when I was nine.”
The cops can arrest him simply for trying to ride the same train.
Cmon ride the train, train, ride it. Cmon its a choo choo train. Cmon ride the train, train, ride it. Cmon its a choo choo train.
Oh oh oh oh, I think I can, I think I can.
The quad city djs are here to ride the train.
Keanu Reeves is Pammy's stalker?
*chanting as always*
is it me or she just looking more and more like Charo everyday?