Isn't This Illegal?!
When you're doing illegal acts of NO with your underage boyfriend and he asks you why do you have a hair cape growing down in your "just for me" area, that's your cue to hand him your big girl business card and tell him to call you as soon as his balls drop and somebody lets him know about the birds and the bees. When your boyfriend still gets birthday cards from his pediatrician, you should probably roll out of his race car bed and keep walking. When your boyfriend tells you that you can't sleep over tonight because he's afraid you might steal his $20 from the Tooth Fairy, you should call up Chris Hansen and tell him to pick you up outside. This is why I CAN NOT with 18-year-old Selena Gomez for groping on 16-year-old Justin Bieber in the Caribbean over the weekend. Yes, he's 16, but he can still play an 8-year-old Hilary Swank in a movie and nobody would ask one question about it! That's some illegal shit!
A Belieber fresh out of the toddler asylum will suffocate Selena with their stuffed diaper for this staged mess and she doesn't even seem to mind. Selena, think about this when you're in the jacuzzi with Justin and he starts giggling after a floater pops up. Think about your life choices.
I swear, the Selena Kay Letourneau better be getting EVERYTHING in Justin's piggy bank for partaking in this awkward ridiculousness. Visit Just Jared if you need more of this in your life. Sucio fucks!
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It appears that supporters of Selena Gomez and Bieber might have something new for which to be thankful in 2011. In accordance with reports from Billboard, TMZ, INF Daily and almost every other gossip rag within the world, Disney gal Gomez, 18, and bang-swept performer Bieber, 16, locked lips during a Caribbean retreat in St. Lucia. Some are happy the Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber dating rumors appear to be true, but a macabre few Bieberites are flinging Gomez death threats, and such is their consternation.
this is some bullshit of the highest order..where in beibetherland are their parents?? and wt the f is selena thinkn dating a kid that looks 12??
Bieber obviously doesn't care much for blondes I've noticed.
This and Miley's old relationship with that 20 something would have Chris Hansen knocking at their door, yet it's not a problem if you work for Disney.
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Staged much?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 5:28pm.
I think this just proves Selena Gomez is a lesbian.
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My kid's friend said the same thing...but it was more like a question: OMG why is she doing that?! Is she a lesbian?
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fucking ew. This creeps me the fuck out. This kid's hair is ridiculous and he looks like Shiloh Pitt. And seriously chicky? You're a pretty girl, you're 18 now. You're non-celeb friends are heading to college and sneaking into clubs and your going to date this creepy looking 16 year old? Maybe she's THAT high like the rest of the Disney princesses.
he doesnt even have underarm hair or a beard...
oh what thats the other beard :P its just not on his face.
selena gomez honey, you must be desperate for $$$.
but then again, selena must have been around the block, because there are blind items about disney startlets fking older men to get roles in movies and shit.
so all the disney stars/starlets are whores and will fk anything or anyone to get to where they need to.
@Submitted by fookyoo on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:19pm.
My 11 year old is offended by ya'll. She claims no one her age that she knows likes the Bieb.. even her 9 year old sis reckons if any of her mates like him they keep it very quiet for fear of persecution on the playground. Both agree he just "isn't cool". FTR 11 year old and her mates fancy a bit of Kutcher.
its not the 9yr to 11 yr olds that love him, sometimes its the mothers!! have you seen some of the mothers who go ape crazy when they see him?
@Submitted by ProfessorVP on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 3:57pm.
I find a lot of suspicions and comments here snarky and cynical. They might really be in love, and one day will marry like Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney.
Okay, bad example.
LOLOLOL, that was sooo funny :P
damm you bitches are funny today on this post, i havent stopped laughing
@Submitted by Puto on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 5:32pm.
If you squint and stare into the tinted windows of that yacht you can see Usher jerking off while watching.
LOL!!!! that was hilarious, i laughed so hard i almost choked on my hot dog.
hahahaha anyway speaking of hot dogs, i wonder if the biebs is packing massive package that will tear a bitch up.
Bieber baby buggy bumpers...I think Selena has been around the block more than once.
BREAK IT ON DOWN young Justin! My "break in" was a 19 y.o. college chick.I was 14.Of course-I had to settle for a "snow day" in a dreary mid-western city
...instead of a high end Caribbean resort.But hey...the spot I settled into was quite warm.Good for him.I'm sure this is just the beginning of a LEGENDARY RUN.
Ellen asked her about Bieber rumours on her show a while back and Selena recoiled and said something like 'Ew, no, he's little!' shaking her head. Now this.
I read that too about these psycho girls! The kid looks like Boys Don't Cry Hillary Swank! Bwaaaa!
In fact she was more butch than him!
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OMG! Bieber has the craziest fucking fans. Selena is receiving death threats. One of the chicks threatened to kill herself after seeing these pictures...TMZ has the story.
God damn teens these days are fucking DELUSIONAL AND CRAZY!!!
@Submitted by Nicole on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:42am.
Fucking gross. Seeing this is the most unsexy thing I have seen in 2011. Going to be hard to top this.
I have five unsexy words for you: Khloe and Lamar's reality show"
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Oh god please spare us all...isn't there any mercy anywhere???Wherever we look this is what we see? And 2012 isn't until NEXT year you say ...
Are they the new Ellen and Portia?
I...it...how...*vomit*
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If you squint and stare into the tinted windows of that yacht you can see Usher jerking off while watching.
I think this just proves Selena Gomez is a lesbian.
Submitted by Bitchette1 on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 2:55pm.
okay- i totally get the older woman thing, bc i WAS the older woman (17 w/ 15 yo) but this is definitely staged. where is his mother?!
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its odd that for a kid so young, you never see his parents or family around.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Lol at big girl business card. Ima hafta use that one day.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Ms. Bieber, please come get your too hot in the pants son. Seriously, who let's thier son "frolick" around with some 18 year old chick in broad day light? Like I've always said and will continue to say, this Justin kid is NOT 16, he was probably barely pushing 13 when he hit the scene, but his people had
up age for PR purposes. Michael Jackson was told to lie about about his age too and you see where he ended up. I rest my case.
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I find a lot of suspicions and comments here snarky and cynical. They might really be in love, and one day will marry like Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney.
Okay, bad example.
okay- i totally get the older woman thing, bc i WAS the older woman (17 w/ 15 yo) but this is definitely staged. where is his mother?!
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
Haha OMG how HARD is he posing in that top pic?! What a fool.
And does Vanessa even have a job anymore, apart from being his full time beard?
ETA: I am so dumb. And getting so old... thought this was Zac Efron and his Disney bitch, not the Beiber!! Haha these damn tweeners nowadays are so boring and samey I get em mixed up!
Note to self - READ the damn article before commenting.
"Submitted by sybil on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:56am.
Is that a Baby Bieber Boner in the last picture? What an adorable little Vienna Sausage he's sportin'!!"
EEEWWWW......apparently I used to eat those when I was a toddler...I disgust myself
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Don't worry. If she got too grownup for him he'd remind Selena that Mommy says no one is too touch him where his bathing suit covers.
Edit: Looking close at the pics this is too icky. It's so awkward to see kids pretending to be sexual. This post has such a pedobear feel to it. Like some old guy director is off camera telling them what to do.
he must be trying to prove something,
he doesn't even have a hair on his chest yet! :)
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JUST WHY?! ...he doesnt even have chest hair! I bet if you took a magnifying glass to her boobs youd find more hair on one tit that his entire body
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The Disney Whore Machine never stops. So, when's the sex tape dropping? Disney has to step it up to full blown sex tape, right? Cuz, naughty pics ain't gonna cut it anymore.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Maybe someone else already mentioned this, but where is his mom in all this? When I was in COLLEGE and would hang out with my boyfriend if my mom was around she would watch us like a hawk. These two are taking trips to the Caribbean together? I guess things have changed since I was a kid...
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These two sure are passionate for a couple of teenagers....which leads me to believe that they are over-doing it...so it is FAKE!
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My goodness, I find this photo-op super lame. It's not that teens aren't dumb and horny, but because these douches are doing it for the attention. It's like they are attempting to recreate some Titanic scenes and fail. I can't wait for the moment when my kid's peer's will attempt to copycat this arranged photo-op with their boyfriends on facebook. I'll have a blast LOLing at their lame asses.
Where he's groping tha chick's butt, looks more like he's asking on the down low if he's doing it right.
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Wake me up when these two start doing heroin and going to rehab every weekend.
Illegal? Lol America.
I kid, I kid.
My 11 year old is offended by ya'll. She claims no one her age that she knows likes the Bieb.. even her 9 year old sis reckons if any of her mates like him they keep it very quiet for fear of persecution on the playground. Both agree he just "isn't cool". FTR 11 year old and her mates fancy a bit of Kutcher.
Wait. These pics are real? When I first saw them I thought they had to be photoshopped. I thought I saw a clip of her on Regis and Kelly a little while ago talking about her BFF Taylor Swift. Maybe Taylor can get Gyllenhaal to chaperone next time.
Gross I am on lunch break and nearly threw-up in my mouth!
Somebody, whoever, and a lot of people are going to work like hell to get this baby his Grammy. It's probably his one chance, period. I suspect getting him out of the publics mind as a toddler is step #1.
I can't see these two rubbing their Barbie/Ken parts against each other. *closes eyes*
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damn, he almost looks good in those pictures, but his goddamn hair STILL doesn't move! she looks like big latina trouble.
Selena herself said that yes she's 18 but inside she still feels 15 meaning she still feels like a kid which is GREAT. She's not clammering to be 40 like most 18 yr olds. Selena and Justin went on this vacay with their parents. Not everyone is having sex. Can't they innocently date??
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This shit creeps me out.
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That shot is more posed than the Gay Midget kissing Katie Holmes.
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OMG are you fucking kidding me with this picture?
Slap a title on it and let's sell some albums, hookers!
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Staged photo op is staged.
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"Illegal acts of NO." Giggggity-giggle, MK.
I'm sure the Gomez/Bieber relationship consists of going to the ice cream shoppe, painting each other's toenails, streaking each other's hair and then making phone calls to boys while squealing. Because I'm quite sure Bieber is still prepubescent and furher, a gurrrrrrl.
I can see Disney (or whoever Bieber is affiliated with) trying to turn him into Justin Timberlake 2.0. Bieber's already doing that fake "from the streets" accent that Timberlake acquired around the same age.
From what I've heard, this kid actually has musical talent. It's a shame all of this "I'm totally straight, look at my Disney girlfriend!" shit has to be played out for the press.
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i hate tht she was named after the real selena 1st of all, she annoys me and like someone else said, she's just slightly less annoying than miley. beiber i can't fuck w/ either. is this spposed to be the new justin/britney thing? smh