Macaulay Culkin Is Back On The Market!
For those of you out there who has always dreamed of Macaulay Culkin doing the Home Alone slap onto your ass cheeks before AAAAAAAHHHH-ing your butt hole, can take off your chonies and get comfortable because there's a good chance that it will actually happen! Mila Kunis' rep confirms to UsWeekly that she has plucked Macaulay Culkin out of that special place in her heart after 7 long years together. The seven year itch has claimed another! Or maybe Mila wanted one less name to memorize for her maybe Oscar acceptance speech.
You know, Mila and Macaulay weren't the kind of LOOK AT OUR ASSES couple who yodeled their business into the pages of UsWeekly and kept the paps on speed dial, so I actually forgot that they were still a couple. And I guess they kept their split just as quiet, because a source says they actually ended things months before Mila started promoting Black Swan.
Natalie Portman's engaged and has a tiny swanling growing in her womb, so now Mila Kunis has all the time in the world to obsessively stalk her and steal her man, baby and life! And in the tiny bathroom of his apartment, Macaulay is probably scratching at his shoulder bone while his creepy ass father asks him, "What happened to my sweet little giiiiiiiirl?!"
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They look younger than what their ages are. I find it disturbing that I can see Mila's purple underwear. It's like she's waering a 4 year old's style of underwear.
I think she is too pretty for him. Sorry.
She just needed a fallback position in case she didn't make it big in the movies.
Everyone's saying that she's amazing in Black Swan but aside from eating Natalie Portman out I thought she was pretty boring.
They may have to get back together.
Which is fine. I'm pretty sure he's free.
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Dude, I knew my husband was The One when I was able to fart in front of him. We've been married almost 3 years and barely notice the farts anymore, unless he rips a bad one.
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 9:57am.
the itch goes on for about 13 years. after that you both throw your hands up together and start farting and using the bathroom with the door wide open and don't give a shit and start having fun and that is when real love starts.
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Damn, I'm shocked no one really knew they were dating for 7 years.
On that note, hopefully my stalking of her will be more successful now.
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
"Macaulay seems like a cool person. He wrote a really fucked up book a while back. I'd date him...we could re-enact kinky versions of the pigeon lady scenes from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York."
Lol that comment just made my night Mad Catter.
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
He looks like a younger Kid Rock.
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LOVE her.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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clairey claire THERE'S A LINE HOOKAH! Now git to the back of it! LOL
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Submitted by skinny fat
What league is Mac Culkin in that Mila's out of it?
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First of all, he used to fuck Michael Jackson, and not albino face-falling off MJ, but MJ when he was in his prime, moon-walking up to your 12 year old moon and goin' all thriller on it.
WTF??? They have been together for SEVEN years and I don't find out until they break up? I thought he was married anyway.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Mila is the hottest bitch in Hollywood right now. SEXY ASS!! I would totally go gay for her
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
I love both of them, and this is new news to me, where the hell have I been, I never ever heard of them being together before...I just dont see it, but 7 years?? WTF? Never did I see a pic of them together? They must of been really private, I just really cant see her with him, but I do like both of them, so, if they were happy good for them. Sad now to hear they've broken up :( :(
And he ROCKED IN PARTY MONSTER, simply Fab!!!
I like Mac!
I am very impressed how he kept himself out of trouble. He could have so easily gone under, with all the shit he had to endure from his parents and the super stardom so early in his life.
Good for him that he doesn't see the need to fame whore himself out, in order to feel like life is worth living.
I wish him luck!
PS: IMO, his best movie was 'The Good Son' with Elija Wood, who also was brilliant in that movie.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 10:47am.
Know this, it didn't take a psychic to see this coming. I'm pretty sure I noticed a different look in their eyes whenever they were out in public together after she was in "The Book of Eli".
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skinny fat, I think SpiceDong was saying that Mila was too good for Macauley, not the other way around. That's how I read it.
I think they were well suited for each other. They both look like young children who don't bathe.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Mila Kunis really is the breakout star of last year. She'll get an Oscar nomination - you were so happy when she took Natalie from that mother. YES THANK YOU. Helena Bonham Carter will give her competition but HBC should be in the lead actress category for King's Speech.
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:09pm.
I'll bet Ashton Kutcher is shitting his pants that of all the actors on That 70's Show, neither he, the Sciento, or Lilo's one-time fuckpiece have made it like Jackie has.
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Much as I hate Asston he's certainly earned a lot of money since That 70's Show with his dumb Punk'd show, a bunch of crappy movies, commercials and he married a very very rich woman
Mila is one sexy lolita syndrome!
These two were cute together, but they've been together for a long time and since they were really young. It's time to see what's out there.
I'm pretty sure Macaulay had a Home Alone trust fund (even though his parents took their manager fee) so he does have a little cash.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:22am.
What league is Mac Culkin in that Mila's out of it? He doesn't do anything. Did he make that much money off those Home Alone movies that he can do nothing for the rest of his life?
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Yes and no. For a Hollywood actor, not really, because he only worked for a few years, but unlike other actors, he didn't blow his money and he has a clue about what money is and how to live off of it. Several years ago, he stated in an interview that he could sit around with his thumb up his ass watching TV for the rest of his life and still put his kids through college.
I'll bet Ashton Kutcher is shitting his pants that of all the actors on That 70's Show, neither he, the Sciento, or Lilo's one-time fuckpiece have made it like Jackie has.
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Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:29am.
I fucking bet it was weird! Unfortunately I lived in the middle of nowhere during that era, I was always envious of people who got to partake in the real thing.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:41am.
7 years?!?!?! Damn that's a long fucking time.
MK, according to Russell Brand she calls him Mac.
As for her "Oscar nom", I don't see how she should get one, she was in that movie for like 15 minutes. Her biggest scene was going down on Natalie Portman. Hell I'm still confused *SPOLIER* as to whether NP's character hung out with her at all or if it was just her fucked up schizo mind.
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I agree that she didn't do any good acting in that movie. She basically just acted all cute and bubbly. And then sat on Natlie Portman's bed in her lingerie.
And they really did go clubbing and do ecstasy. But Natalie went home alone.
She makes me want to touch myself... DOWN THERE!
7 years?!?!?! Damn that's a long fucking time.
MK, according to Russell Brand she calls him Mac.
As for her "Oscar nom", I don't see how she should get one, she was in that movie for like 15 minutes. Her biggest scene was going down on Natalie Portman. Hell I'm still confused *SPOLIER* as to whether NP's character hung out with her at all or if it was just her fucked up schizo mind.
I finally saw showgirls a few weeks ago. Hubby was all condescending, but he stayed and watched with me.
*chanting as always*
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:34am.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:32am.
Black Swan is full of what the fuck moments. It was good but there were so many cringe-worthy scenes I couldn't sit through the whole thing a second time.
I'm only seeing it because of the unfavorable reviews in which "Black Swan" is compared to "Showgirls"...not that it could ever live up to SHOWGIRLS, but still.
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Yeah, I went in not knowing anything more about this movie than that it is compared to Showgirls. I like not knowing much shit about movies before I see them... and wow, I was surprised.
I must comment on her Mighty Mouse shirt....awesome.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:32am.
Black Swan is full of what the fuck moments. It was good but there were so many cringe-worthy scenes I couldn't sit through the whole thing a second time.
I'm only seeing it because of the unfavorable reviews in which "Black Swan" is compared to "Showgirls"...not that it could ever live up to SHOWGIRLS, but still.
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Black Swan is full of what the fuck moments. It was good but there were so many cringe-worthy scenes I couldn't sit through the whole thing a second time.
Yes, I had a feeling I already knew that... Mila Kunis is pretty but she's looking WAAAY too thin and bobbleheaded in this photo. Macauley is just meh.
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:23am.
Black Swan references FTW! That was a great movie.
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AMAZING MOVIE. Natalie does deserve an Oscar for that role.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 10:58am.
Did anyone ever see Macauley in Party Monster? That was some trippy, Lady Caca shit...
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IT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE. I used to go to the clubs referenced in the movie and even bought "stuff" off of Angel, the drug dealer that Macaculay's character (Michael Alig) murdered. I even remember seeing the flyers that Alig actually created replicating themurder. It was wierd seeing people I actually knew being portrayed by Macaulay and Seth Green.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
He'll be fine.
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Black Swan references FTW! That was a great movie. Mila's hawt; she will find somebody else in no time.
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What league is Mac Culkin in that Mila's out of it? He doesn't do anything. Did he make that much money off those Home Alone movies that he can do nothing for the rest of his life?
I always thought Mila was way out of his league. But I give them props for keeping their shit down and not subjecting us to countless Enquirer and USWeekly covers where I would have to suffer his inbred face. Let's see if Mila keeps it that way and doesn't become an attention whore now that her Hollywood stock is rising. Hopefully she is grounded enough not to pull a Lohan or Britney meltdown. But I am bracing myself for the sex tapes Macaulay may leak. He looks like he would be into taping himself tapping such a hot chick.
PS. Mila's jeans are so low that I can almost see the stubble from her last Brazilian wax.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 11:08am.
*drops soap*
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hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
*makes you mah bitch*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
He's creepy.
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*drops soap*
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Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 9:57am.
the itch goes on for about 13 years. after that you both throw your hands up together and start farting and using the bathroom with the door wide open and don't give a shit and start having fun and that is when real love starts.
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aaww *tears up at open-door policy*. Glad you and charlietta got it like that =D
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Did anyone ever see Macauley in Party Monster? That was some trippy, Lady Caca shit...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 10:34am.
Yes, jail. I will tell you all about it in OP.
NO. BUENO.
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Aarrghh NO!! ugh. I stroll up in here hoping yall lives have been better than my bullshit and see this. Hope everything is alright, jacks {hugs]
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 10:34am.
Yes, jail. I will tell you all about it in OP.
NO. BUENO.
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I can't wait for OP to hear what happened to jack
That's a shame, I guess. Seven years is a long-ass time to be dating though.
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