Zsa Zsa Gabor Is Going To Lose Half Of Her Leg
And now here's some awful news that will make every crystal in the world lose its shine and every single feather wilt like an overheated swan. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince von Anhalt tell TMZ that a private ambulance is taking her to UCLA Medical Center to have a blood clot in her leg removed. The blood clot has spread so much that doctors believe they will have to amputate some of her leg. Why didn't Zsa Zsa slap the fuck out of that blood clot when she had the chance? Sads.
Zsa Zsa wanted to spend what could be her last holiday at home, so she didn't go to the hospital earlier even though doctors advised her to. Prince von Anhalt is finally taking Zsa Zsa to the hospital today, because her doctor said that she could flutter off to the great big chandelier in the sky if she didn't.
Zsa Zsa has been sprinkling her glamour on the world for 93 years, so she deserves some rest and it's not right that a motherfucking blood clot had to mess that up. Hopefully, a diamond-encrusted prosthetic half leg will be waiting for her after surgery. Good thoughts in a bubble bath bubble to Zsa Zsa.