Zsa Zsa Gabor Is Going To Lose Half Of Her Leg
And now here's some awful news that will make every crystal in the world lose its shine and every single feather wilt like an overheated swan. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince von Anhalt tell TMZ that a private ambulance is taking her to UCLA Medical Center to have a blood clot in her leg removed. The blood clot has spread so much that doctors believe they will have to amputate some of her leg. Why didn't Zsa Zsa slap the fuck out of that blood clot when she had the chance? Sads.
Zsa Zsa wanted to spend what could be her last holiday at home, so she didn't go to the hospital earlier even though doctors advised her to. Prince von Anhalt is finally taking Zsa Zsa to the hospital today, because her doctor said that she could flutter off to the great big chandelier in the sky if she didn't.
Zsa Zsa has been sprinkling her glamour on the world for 93 years, so she deserves some rest and it's not right that a motherfucking blood clot had to mess that up. Hopefully, a diamond-encrusted prosthetic half leg will be waiting for her after surgery. Good thoughts in a bubble bath bubble to Zsa Zsa.
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Sorry, but I don't have any bad feelings for zsa zsa but I would NEVER want to be 93 with a million health problems. i hope she goes peacefully if and when she does but I would have stopped fighting a long time ago. her quality of life seems pretty crappy. And she has had a good (?) interesting 93 years...
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Poor Zsa Zsa, what an indignity to be subjected to at her age.
I hope when my time comes I go relatively young and healthy.
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Submitted by kacky on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 12:19pm.
Stinkbutt, you still trying to do holidays with family? My autistic child is the best thing that ever happened to me. After he started to not be welcome in my mother's house for being a whirling dervish, I started celebrating with just him. We added a domestic partner 11 years ago, but he has autism too, so we keep it to just us 3 and we are blissfully happy. My neurotypical, dysfunctional relatives can stew in their own passive-aggressive juices.
Even if you don't have 2 guys with autism, I say find any excuse you can to quit those bitches.
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Damn!! what kinda mother doesn't let you bring your autistic child to their house, that's COLD! Well, it looks like it turned out to be a blessing in disguise for your family. I do need to quit these bitches!!!
WOWZERS, that is really sad and awful news, Ive loved these 2 whore sisters forever...that is really sad news :( :( :(
If that bitch is 93 in the above photo, I need to shoot myself now.
Stinkbutt, you still trying to do holidays with family? My autistic child is the best thing that ever happened to me. After he started to not be welcome in my mother's house for being a whirling dervish, I started celebrating with just him. We added a domestic partner 11 years ago, but he has autism too, so we keep it to just us 3 and we are blissfully happy. My neurotypical, dysfunctional relatives can stew in their own passive-aggressive juices.
Even if you don't have 2 guys with autism, I say find any excuse you can to quit those bitches.
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I agree, Justa. She must have good insurance. That seems to be the deciding factor these days.
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
If were as old as Zsa Zsa, and those mofos wanted to amputate part of my leg I would just tell them to not let me wake up once I'm under. Really, when is enough, enough?
Getting old blows.
All the best Zsa Zsa!
We Hungarian women are tough cookies! Hope you make it Zsa Zsa. You make it shine!
I'm kind of surprised by all this sympathy. I don't know why she's still alive and making news. She's like the geriatric version of Paris Hilton but with a nasty temper. Sorry, I just don't care.
Apparently she asked for final rites back when she broke her hip. As we all know, broken hips lead to slow declines. Awful.
If that happens to me, I'm gonna get some pills and a plastic bag and a DNR order.
where's a cop so zsa zsa can slap him... bet that'll make her feel better....
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Poor bitch, but at least she's still kicking, well you know what I mean.
where the fuck is the open post??? I need to rant, and rave about the assholes in my family that I had to fucking endure this holiday season. I'm back to not talking to my bitch asshole sister anymore. And if I never had to see her face or hear her voice again in this world I'd be sooooooo unbelievably happy!!!! SHE IS SUCH A CUNT.
I think she's actually 101. The Gabor sisters always fudged their ages.
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Zsa Zsa is not 93, she is closer to 99.
This according to several people who knew her very well.
This is one of those end of an era approaching. Both sisters were so glamourous
I was just reading through the comments and saw that there is a poster called norma_desmond. My apologies - I am a new dlisted member and did not know that this nickname was already taken.
I will get a new screen name right away.
Topic: Poor Zsa Zsa.
Edit: My new screen name will be "CoCos Camel Toe. Again, norma_desmond, sorry for my mistake.
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I'd like the coffin to be white, and I want it specially lined with satin. White ... or pink. Maybe red! Bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!
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Prince Anhalt conveniently "forgot" to take her to the hospital earlier.
Just as he "forgot" to roll-over her bed-ridden, bed-sored wife.
Now counting the hours til payday... when Zsa Zsa visits the angels above.
He's waited YEARS!
Pity Party? This post or below?
*fires up an anti-2011 resolution fag*
I have this incredible super old Toyota Camry...it just drives and drives and drives! It literally will not die (and I want it to live forever). For sometime the car has been Zsa Zsa-like (she goes to the hospital, but she comes back)--Hang on Zsa Zsa, you need a new transmission...but you're fixable. Come back from the hospital!
WAIT! Is that "Rich Corinthian Leather" I'm spying???
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Submitted by UltraBaroque on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 11:34pm.
That's what happened to my brother. Blood clot in his leg traveled up to his heart.
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My brother too! Fortunately, he didn't die. Cuz he got his ass to the doc right away.
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Sorry, I don't have any bad feelings for zsa zsa but I would NEVER want to be 93 with a million health problems. i hope she goes peacefully if and when she does but I would have stopped fighting a long time ago. her quality of life seems pretty crappy. And she has had a good (?) interesting 93 years...
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 11:31pm.
I don't think they'll cut her leg off. She might get a heart attack though, according to Dr. Hysteria.
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That's what happened to my brother. Blood clot in his leg traveled up to his heart.
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Me thinks Prince von Asshalt is falling down on the job. Blood clot means get yur butt to the doc.
I don't think they'll cut her leg off. She might get a heart attack though, according to Dr. Hysteria.
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She is not a very nice person, so I am having a hard time feeling very bad for her. On the other hand, it's just sad in general.
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Half of her leg? And is blood clot just her affectionate term for her husband? Because I figured that was just what Von Asshole would get in the divorce.
Surgeons and anesthesiologists don't get heroic when it comes to 93 year olds. God Speed to ZsaZsa.
I hope she does okay. Amputation is such a shock to the system that she may not make it.
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First off, Happy 2011 to all you hot sluts!!! I was out all weekend curing a hangover.
Second...I honestly do not know a whole lot about Zsa Zsa...so I can't say anything good nor bad. I just hope when she goes, she goes in peace...she seemed to live a long, eventful life!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
caught the final third of "Pretty Woman" on TV - how fucked up is it that the first thing I think of is MK?
it wasn't even the scene with the snotty salesgirls.
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She's starting to remind me of John Belushi in that SNL sketch, " The Guest That Would'nt Leave".
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
This is partly why I don't want to get "really old." You just start falling apart and having all these problems. No thanks. I hope she gets well though. She's still fab.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
FRIST! Hope she can go with peace when she does go. Hate when ppl suffer and lets be honest, she does not have alot of time left.
I don't know if I can go on...the last Gabor.
I suppose some asshole marabou storks are partying.
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Took too long! Ugh!!!
Took too long! Ugh!!!
FRIST! Hope she can go with peace when she does go. Hate when ppl suffer and lets be honest, she does not have alot of time left.
Good luck Zsa Zsa. On the bright side, think about how the prosthetic leg could come in handy for tripping kids and hitting police officers in the knee caps.
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