Lindsay Lohan Gets Deep
Lindsay Lohan is just a day away from being released from Betty Ford and she started her journey back into the wild last night by Tweeting a quote that made a bald man's ashes turn. Now we know there's a Chinese restaurant in Betty Ford that stuffs Gandhi quotes into their fortune cookies. Edgy. Meanwhile, Ben Kingsley is going to be so fucking confused when he gets an invoice in the mail from White Oprah for the publicity that her child gave him.