Sunday, January 2nd 2011
Lindsay Lohan Gets Deep
Lindsay Lohan is just a day away from being released from Betty Ford and she started her journey back into the wild last night by Tweeting a quote that made a bald man's ashes turn. Now we know there's a Chinese restaurant in Betty Ford that stuffs Gandhi quotes into their fortune cookies. Edgy. Meanwhile, Ben Kingsley is going to be so fucking confused when he gets an invoice in the mail from White Oprah for the publicity that her child gave him.
via TMZ
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Ultra, I saw a video with Hitler and Blondi. She was crawling across the ground towards him. That's what abused doggies do. He had to abuse every living thing. Flaming sicko and had so many people worshiping him. That's why Glenn Beck scares me.
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
She's so profound and original (rolls eyes) this bitch gets me sick.
Was she ever piss tested since the time she refused her breathalyzer??? I dont keep up on her she gives me agita (heartburn in Italian)! Yuck, phooey, I really hate on her big time.
@KA, Im in the rooms too....I doubt the anonymity thing with her will stay in the rooms, you know how the addicts who are holier than thou just love to gossip. Her story and everything she says will be in every paper around, sad as it may be, Im sure it will not be kept quiet. Im sure there are addicts who will sell her speeches too.
Lindsay is pretty funny. Mahatma Gandhi is the last person I'd ever associate with Lohan.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
anyone ready to place bets on when lilo will be pictured surrounded by lines of coke and a bottle of booze in her hand? i say it'll happen before january ends...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
WELL WELL...
Sounds like someone is trying to get right with God. I said MONTHS ago she needed to get with God or she wasn't going to recover. I'm praying for both her and her sponsor. No I'm not some religious freak - I'm a person in recovery. I know how this shit goes.
I just hope she will have the same right to anonymity as I do at my meetings and no one goes running their mouth about things she says or does.
Wow. Imagine that. My black heart actually feeling a bit of sympathy for Lohan.
The sad part is I still totally would, with all her hotmessedness. I'd up my chances by crotch dusting with some coke. Yeah....
she meant Marijuana Ganja not Mahatma Gandhi,
the bitch doesnt even know indian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
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"I am opposed to stealing other people's pot"
Pierre Burton
This one will be back in jail in 3 weeks.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Do you want some Ghandi!?
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*slaps knee*
RACISTS!
REPORTED!!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
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Like Blohan even knows who Gandhi is.
She'll be drunk and flashing her pooter by next weekend. (And claiming those aren't her pants)
Tss..what a dumb useless cunt.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
When Lindsay stole someone's $11,000 fur coat, someone gave her another $11,000 fur coat. Never ever any consequences.
Ghandi did not wear fur.
See video sponsored by Martha Stewart. She quit that shit, along with Kim Cattrall, Mariah Carey,hundreds of others.
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=martha&Player=flv
And on that note, David Arquette checks into rehab:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/david-arquette-checks-into-rehab/53238
Color me surprised!
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
Nite whores, here's to a SLUTTY ASSED 2011!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:27pm.
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ALL LOBSTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS! Dont believe me? Oh, you just wait until they pinch an innocent CHILD with those CLAWS they have!!! Crabs are psychopaths too...Chickens are narcissists. The vast majority of fish have Borderline Personality Disorder. And I've yet to meet any sort of water fowl that don't suffer from Histrionic Personality Disorder....
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*laughing so hard, dog is now staring*
You're right! I hate swans! Bunch of look-at-me hags. Trout all have fear of abandonment, and monkfish display an emotional lability unequaled in the animal kingdom, except by some gophers.
*tosses DSM-IV in garbage can*
Think we've gotta start all over…
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OMG! Trout all have fear of abandonment????? Swans a bunch of look at me hags???? I nearly peed my pants....but *ahem*...we all know it's true....
Oh, and don't even get me started on those chipmunks and their Obsessive Compulsive Disorder! I mean, can you imagine what their little chipmunk holes look like? The fuckin' little hoarders! DISGUSTING!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:17pm.
And mini goats!!!!!
have you ever seen a mini goat??? cutest fuckers on the planet!
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Submitted by UltraBaroque on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:22pm.
Hitler loved his German Shepard Blondi. She died in the bunker with him.
Here's that nut with Blondi and that other bitch, Eva.
Poor dog.
Blondi, not Eva.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
ROFLMAO at you smart-asses.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:04pm.
*tosses DSM-IV in garbage can*
LOLOLOL - best line of the night!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Hitler loved his German Shepard Blondi. She died in the bunker with him.
Here's that nut with Blondi and that other bitch, Eva.
http://bit.ly/dPIgcx
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:04pm.
I think I saw him at the 7-11...He asked if he could help me and he asked if I would like some Ghandi? No...I'm trying to cut down on sugar.
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BWHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU SNARK!!LMAOOOOOOOO
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:03pm.
bmitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:29pm.
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of?
I think I saw him at the 7-11...He asked if he could help me and they asked if I would like some Ghandi? No...I'm trying to cut down on sugar.
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Oh yeah...I heard about that Ghandi drink. Yeah, like, my cousin's hairdresser's boyfriend's mother's best friend used to drink Ghandi, like, all day everyday...Anyway, I heard she wound in a nursing home bald and in diapers...Oh, and there's that MLK drink too. Stay away from that... I heard it,like, comes from cows? IDK. Just, like, drink Diet Coke and Jack or Red Bull and Voddy and you'll be fine....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hoff,
Fucking A! omg, I too wanted (and still seriously want) to move to a farm in Montana. I keep saying that I'm giving myself 4 or 5 years MAX doing the rat race then I'm selling everything and pitching tent (or cabin) out somewhere.
A horse, couple of dogs and knowledge of cultivation and agriculture. Heart's desire til the day I die.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Hahah,
A quote from a book I read
"Hitler loved German Shepherd and usually traveled around with a pack of them"
Gives my shep nervous side-eye, remembering how I vowed to move to a farm one day and have several more.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:27pm.
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ALL LOBSTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS! Dont believe me? Oh, you just wait until they pinch an innocent CHILD with those CLAWS they have!!! Crabs are psychopaths too...Chickens are narcissists. The vast majority of fish have Borderline Personality Disorder. And I've yet to meet any sort of water fowl that don't suffer from Histrionic Personality Disorder....
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*laughing so hard, dog is now staring*
You're right! I hate swans! Bunch of look-at-me hags. Trout all have fear of abandonment, and monkfish display an emotional lability unequaled in the animal kingdom, except by some gophers.
*tosses DSM-IV in garbage can*
Think we've gotta start all over…
They call me girl
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
bmitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:29pm.
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of?
I think I saw him at the 7-11...He asked if he could help me and he asked if I would like some Ghandi? No...I'm trying to cut down on sugar.
@ Cap 6! I spent New Years Day with family...many close relatives! Had a really good day!
Cappy - Amen on all counts. When I was younger (and hadn't been exposed up close and personal to addiction), I swore up and down it was just a case of "just say no". Holy Shit was I wrong. The stuff I saw my ex go through was nauseating. At the same time, he knew he had a problem but wouldn't do anything about it. Call it what you want - pride, denial, whatever - most people don't want to admit that for whatever reason, they're powerless over something. But the bitch of it is, if they don't admit they're powerless, it will kill them (or more accurately, they'll kill themselves with it). I'm the first one to admit I love my Chards, but I know when to enjoy it and when to let it go. I've said it often on here but I'll keep repeating it - the best quote I ever saw was "You're not responsible for your addiction, but you are responsible for your recovery". I give your Dad major credit for winning over his addiction - I hope you're brothers are able to do the same some day.
And I'm glad you and OMP are talking about what's bothering you. The divorce rate in this country would be a lot lower if more people spoke up before the wedding, not after!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:27pm.
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ALL LOBSTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS! Dont believe me? Oh, you just wait until they pinch an innocent CHILD with those CLAWS they have!!! Crabs are psychopaths too...Chickens are narcissists. The vast majority of fish have Borderline Personality Disorder. And I've yet to meet any sort of water fowl that don't suffer from Histrionic Personality Disorder....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:29pm.
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of? Does he, like, work for an established label or did he, like, win last season on Project Runway, cuz the name sounds so, like, familiar,
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He's the little bald man that plays englishmen in the movies.
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Oh, him....Well, I knew he must be, like, somebody for Lilo to like be all inspired by him and shit. He must be, like, one of her co-stars? In, like, "I Know Who Killed Me", I'll bet. That's all dark and deep and I haven't seen it yet, cuz I was waiting to watch it with my new boyfriend who, like, just got his personal trainer license. Yeah, he's, like, really smart and stuff...I mean, he got his G.E.D before he turned 20 so he's, like super smart...
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*dies* LMAOOOOOO @ this shit you guys!! "like, cool!" lololol
@Tits: "so say we all!" =P
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:40pm.
(You know what, guys, I can't quit you bitches, MK or the DL. I can quit fb for a time, but DAMNIT never the DL. Okay, maybe for a few days, but that is it TOPS. ugh! Hate that shit!)
Same here Cappy! BTW can I hire you for my new rehab? I need someone to teach celebs how to KEEP drinking so I can make a lot of money!!!
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LOLOL ♥ Manimal, lmao
Nah, gotta pass. I'd be a horrible teacher. I'd be riddled w/ that obnoxious thing called guilt if I even gave a drink to someone who REALLY shouldn't have it.
I've seen enough Interventions to see peeps really alchie'd out to the point where they're damn near passed out but their arm is still lifting hard liquor to their mouth while their eyes are rolling back in their head and shit. They vomit and then they drink again. I've NEVER been that way at all and it scares me to see that shit. Unfortunately for the world, this is one bitch that doesn't care about fame or money at the expense of someone else.
How was your new year Manimal? Did anyone see Snookie's dumb ass in that ball??? I, uh, passed out a few mins b/f midnight while on here w/ you fine folks lol.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:29pm.
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of? Does he, like, work for an established label or did he, like, win last season on Project Runway, cuz the name sounds so, like, familiar,
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He's the little bald man that plays englishmen in the movies.
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Oh, him....Well, I knew he must be, like, somebody for Lilo to like be all inspired by him and shit. He must be, like, one of her co-stars? In, like, "I Know Who Killed Me", I'll bet. That's all dark and deep and I haven't seen it yet, cuz I was waiting to watch it with my new boyfriend who, like, just got his personal trainer license. Yeah, he's, like, really smart and stuff...I mean, he got his G.E.D before he turned 20 so he's, like super smart...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OT (since there's no open post today):
I just saw screen caps from KK's video. Yes, she has the Bo braids with beads.
My eyes, they are blown! What did I do in this or any life to deserve that sight?!?
*commences drinking heavily to erase memories*
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:40pm.
(You know what, guys, I can't quit you bitches, MK or the DL. I can quit fb for a time, but DAMNIT never the DL. Okay, maybe for a few days, but that is it TOPS. ugh! Hate that shit!)
Same here Cappy! BTW can I hire you for my new rehab? I need someone to teach celebs how to KEEP drinking so I can make a lot of money!!!
(You know what, guys, I can't quit you bitches, MK or the DL. I can quit fb for a time, but DAMNIT never the DL. Okay, maybe for a few days, but that is it TOPS. ugh! Hate that shit!)
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:45pm.
"...but after seeing close loved ones battle it, I believe it now. I also believe it's a form of obsessive/compulsive disorder taken to the extreme..."
Yup. Let me just preface all this by saying I myself am predisposed if we are genetically-speaking (and no matter what anyone says, genes play the largest part). My dad and two bros fight addictive shit. Dad won his, two bros are still failing theirs. I am, on occasion (depending on the hell of the week) floating in liquor. Never driving. Now, I KNOW i got a HIGH ASS tolerance to shit (trust, at 108 lbs, I can down a third or more of a 750ml ggoose or a bottle and a half of red wine in 4 hrs) hardly feeling anything (I might be part ruskie somewhere in the bloodline LOL! srrsly). Don't give a shit anymore about what peeps think. These are the facts. I own it. I must fight the tendency to let it all go pretty much weekly. Good thing is that I am NOT passive and am introspective and hold myself accountable. What happens when one ACKNOWLEDGES and LOOKS INTO THEMSELVES?? They fucking STOP. At some point and somehow. Most, however, need others to help and guide and check them. Nothing wrong with that at all. Get help if one needs it. I don't. I just stop. I know when is when at least 4+ out of 7 nights of the week. The other two or three nights, well, if anyone knew what the hell my childhood was, you'd understand. Ain't no blaming anyone or quoting anyfuckingbody. Just fking stop. Just do it. Nothwithstanding, credit and much love to anyone struggling, with help or no, through any addiction. Keep fighting the good fight. Ain't no glorifying tolerance levels. Do what works for you and keeps you and those around you safe. Period. Love to all ♥. We've all met up on the DL for a reason. Believe it. Rock on snarks.
Separately, OMP apologized through and through. I still took off the ring and told him I need breathing room for a few due to his bullcrap. I think he means well, he's just also had a rough childhood. Nonetheless, fucked childhood or no, get over yourself and break the cycle and treat peeps differently!
♥ to CSG. You're an ace w/ me.
(edited cause I cannot add lol)
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 8:29pm.
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of? Does he, like, work for an established label or did he, like, win last season on Project Runway, cuz the name sounds so, like, familiar,
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He's the little bald man that plays englishmen in the movies.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
"Today is the first day in months that I can pound Redbull and Blue Skyy."
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
Um, so like, who is this Ghandi that LiLo speaks of? Does he, like, work for an established label or did he, like, win last season on Project Runway, cuz the name sounds so, like, familiar, but I'm so not placing the logo...
Oh, and I sooo relate to Lilo's newfound spiritualism. Like, one day I was all pissed cuz I'd gained, like, a whole six ounces in, like, a day...Can we say OINK??? I mean, GROSS...So, I skipped my super skinny soy latte at Starbucks and went to, like, have my nails done.
Well, my manicurist took one look at me and said, "Missy, Tiger, waaat wong wi yoooo? Turn frown upside down"...I mean, I had to sit there and, like, think about that for a minute...like my brain almost hurt...but then, I got it! It was totally like an Oprah "aha moment" but way more hip and not as fat or old lady and stuff...like, she was telling me to, like, SMILE...and I DID...and then, I got my nails done and they looked awesome. I totally went to the pharmacy, got some diuretics, pissed out, like SEVEN ounces. I was super skinny and SMILING with great nails. It changed my life. So, like, I totally went tanning the next day...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
48 hours tops.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 6:13pm.
TITS: Oh yeah! We have the same hobby.
There are a few specimens that I get to observe closely.
* They tend to be sentimental about animals (not an indictment of animal-lovers, BTW!!) as proof of what big hearts they have. But the burden and responsibility of pet ownership is always too much for them.
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Case in point: Hitler liked dogs.
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He also allegedly beat one to death...Then again, he loved to give opulent parties and expressed concern to his chef regarding the most humane way to cook lobsters (which by the way is putting them to sleep in a freezer before cooking).
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Well, I guess he didn't like that one. Nobody's perfect!
I haven't cooked a lobster since the first time I tried and failed. I'd like to think that spares me the sociopath label, but I still eat 'em. (Lobsters, not sociopaths.) Hmm. I hope I haven't consumed any sociopathic animals.
Are any of our lower beings sociopaths? Wolverines and jackals are complete assholes, so I understand. But cows are totally nice, and chickens are super nice, I'm pretty sure. So I think I'm good here. Plus I love my dog, but then that brings me back around to Hitler.
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They call me girl
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
Ok so Blohan is out of rehab and now David Arquette is IN. I really wish I could have owned my own Celebrity Rehab...I would have made a killing!!
A revolving door at let's say 50,000 a month...MILLIONS!!
Well, thank G*cci that BloHan doesn't have Munchausens! No good drogas for that!
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Submitted by Seen around London on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:09pm.
Here's the thing. The reason it's so hard to imagine her not being an addict in such a short time is because she never was an addict in the first place. She partied and got caught. Fucked over her probabtion, then planted the I'm an addict to get out of the jail time. Okay, we all get it. But this bit that she has to get away from enablers and bad friends etc. Just eat it people she is the bad people that you all want her to get away from. This is why the same news about the same Lindsay keeps coming up. She is the person she has to get away from. With this being said are we going to have to see her cocky "I fooled all of you" smirky face in all the craploid pages from the day she reappears(sp)?
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I agree with this.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:04pm.
{{{{CSGGGGGG GHUUGSSSSS ♥♥}}}}}
ROTFLMAO @ blohan. Stop. She needs to stop.
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CAPPYGIRL - HUGS, SMOOCHES AND SNARKS FOR 2011!
I had to include your advice to LL because those four words are the most important to any addict:
YOU NEED TO STOP. Simple, eloquent, true. Why is it so hard for some people? I never used to buy the addiction-gene argument, but after seeing close loved ones battle it, I believe it now. I also believe it's a form of obsessive/compulsive disorder taken to the extreme - the same way that someone will allow a dead cat to decompose in their house (Hoarders anyone?), someone else will start drinking at 9 am on a Friday and continue nonstop until the next Friday. Because nothing else outside of their obsession (dead cat stink, crying family members etc) infiltrates the sickness.
Anyhow, didn't mean to get all philosophical. But how are you? I saw your messages about OMP. Are things any better? I'll give you the same advice I'd give to my girls (and I loves ya like one of my girls) - stay strong and protect yourself. I'm all for giving people chances (and second chances), but if OMP is trying to strong-arm you into anything you're not comfortable with, tell him so. And if he doesn't listen, RUN LIKE HELL. You deserve to be listened to and your wishes respected. If he can't deal with that - better to be alone. That way you'll be available when Mr. Cappy comes along!
(((HUGS AND SMOOCHES))) I know you'll do what's best for you!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:11pm.
...if you put a lil' Jack Daniels between them, they start to twitch with life....Mark my words. Even after the roach is dead, parts of the tiny BEAST live on....
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ROTFLOLOLOLOL
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Also, any of you snarks see Kingsley in "Sexy Beast". How fking magnificent was that shit??! One of the fucking best heist movies of all time. That is all.
Sexy Beast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqDBAvWdHgE&feature=related
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 6:13pm.
TITS: Oh yeah! We have the same hobby.
There are a few specimens that I get to observe closely.
* They tend to be sentimental about animals (not an indictment of animal-lovers, BTW!!) as proof of what big hearts they have. But the burden and responsibility of pet ownership is always too much for them.
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Case in point: Hitler liked dogs.
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He also allegedly beat one to death...Then again, he loved to give opulent parties and expressed concern to his chef regarding the most humane way to cook lobsters (which by the way is putting them to sleep in a freezer before cooking).
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ummm....I may be a sociopath but I'm totally HARMLESS, OK!?!?! JEESH!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
CHEEZUS, MK!
You are the millionth visitor selected to win an iPhone?! REALLY!?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:01pm.
Yes Tiger...and Happy New Year btw.
Beside Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole maybe we can add Blohan in the next episode of Celebrity Autopsy.
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Much like they study the brains of serial killers after death, they can study Blohan's liver...I'll bet even after death it has formed tiny little parched lips and if you put a lil' Jack Daniels between them, they start to twitch with life....Mark my words. Even after the roach is dead, parts of the tiny BEAST live on....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Here's the thing. The reason it's so hard to imagine her not being an addict in such a short time is because she never was an addict in the first place. She partied and got caught. Fucked over her probabtion, then planted the I'm an addict to get out of the jail time. Okay, we all get it. But this bit that she has to get away from enablers and bad friends etc. Just eat it people she is the bad people that you all want her to get away from. This is why the same news about the same Lindsay keeps coming up. She is the person she has to get away from. With this being said are we going to have to see her cocky "I fooled all of you" smirky face in all the craploid pages from the day she reappears(sp)?