Wife Swap Starring Shania Twain
When Shania Twain's husband Mutt Lange quit her ass for his mistress whore in 2008, she got revenge by fucking on his mistress whore's ex-husband Frederic Thiebaud. That DOES impress me much! That shit is seriously a Lifetime movie starring Melissa Joan Hart itching to happen. Eventually, Shania's revenge fuck with Frederic blossomed into true love and TMZ has a picture of the two giving the ultimate F U to Mutt Lange by getting married in Rincon, Puerto Rico on New Year's Day.
You know, I'm happy that Shania picked a winner at the wedding ring swap party (aka the key party for masochists), but this marriage already looks all kinds of DOOMED! I mean, Shania's groom showed up ready get down under the disco ball of love and she didn't.
Maybe Shania had a mid-ceremony costume change and twirled into a red disco dress later, but it's still not looking good. That's like a point to the stars WITHOUT a hip pop. Leaving her new husband hanging and shit.
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you hate her i hate him..lets fuck at them and get hitched...
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:12am.
@ Greenfairy - And if you look at her before the plastic surgery and dental work, she wasn't all that pretty.
Enlarge this and get a load of those teeth:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/database/shaniatwain/shaniatwain7_...
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Oh my.. I think I take the pretty back...LOL.. Yikes!!
I remember that she had jacked up teefs (so did Celine Dion). Is there no fluoride in your water, Canada?
This will not end well.
Ok..so the penis of Mutt has been in the "other girl", and the penis of this guy has been in Shania. It all comes full circle of penises and vaginas that have been in each other, and they are all sharing each others STDS!
I think Valerie Bertanelli has a better shot than Shania.
@ Greenfairy - And if you look at her before the plastic surgery and dental work, she wasn't all that pretty.
Enlarge this and get a load of those teeth:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/database/shaniatwain/shaniatwain7_...
Let's be real for a second; if it wasn't for Mutt Lange, Eilleen Regina Edwards (yes that's her real name. She doesn't have a drop of Native blood in her. Her step father was Native that's all. She is of Irish and French decent) would probably still be singing in some native reserve bar with some drunk Indians throwing empty beer can's at her!
Really all she had going for herself was her pretty face. She sings like millions of others do (in their shower).
Little pretty Eilleen, should be kissing Mutt's feet at least once a day for making her what she is today!
Her entire fake Native Canadian persona is annoying as hell, yet she milked it for all it is worth, even accepting Native Canadian awards (some say, cheating real Native Artist's out of their dues).
Yes she lost her mother tragically that's true (her bio dad is well and alive), but give me a break over the sob story's. She is the middle of three sister's and all of them where grown ups when the accident happened (20, 22, 25).
Mutt made her, married her and dumped her when the marriage ran it's course. That's all there is to it. Instead of playing the forever tragic victim, she should be greatful.
Just saying... NEXT!
I'm not a Shania fan, but I hope she's happy in her second marriage.
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The stuff about Shania raising her siblings after her "parents" died is BS. She is not an orphan by any stretch of the imagination. Yeah, her Mom died in a car accident when Shania was already an adult. She has a living father, however, who was very much a part of her life and supported her financially. After she got with Mutt, she cut off all ties with her Dad though. He's not poor, he's an engineer with VIA Rail.
Anyway, the grandparents took care of the two boys (Shania's half brothers) while Shania got plastic surgery and went to Nashville.
So a lot of her hard knock story was made up by her PR team and Mutt to sell her to the country crowd. She was slammed for it in the Timmins press because it's a small town and so many people know her. She and Mutt gave a huge donation to the town and the bad press stopped. However, there are still lots of folks in Canada who know her and her family and can say her story is BS.
This may have been said before, but it CANNOT be said enough...I'm sorry whores, anyone who marries a dude that goes by the name "Mutt" pretty much deserves what she gets. That's just a fact of life....That said, I hope the next six months, the life span of her second rebound marriage before the inevitable divorce, are the happiest of her life....I really do...
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:24pm.
Hotmami-
Yep! :)
LOL, I've been thinking of changing this one...I iz bored with it now! :)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Hotmami-
Yep! :)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 7:18pm.
Hotmami, I miss your old avie!!
I think my last one was of Natalie Wood...that one?
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Hotmami, I miss your old avie!!
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Shania deserves to be happy. Rock on.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 6:58pm.
*waves* Hope you're having a happy New Year!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 6:07pm.
She def. had hard life...she is obviously a very strong woman.
And good God, will this woman ever age?! Stunning
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 6:41pm.
I also think her dress and veil was a little much for the 2nd trip, but to each their own I guess.
Good for them. Hope the two horse face ex's feel fantastic right about now.. they are the reason these two are now married. bwaaa!! Love this! Reversal of fortune!
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Love Stan Hoopers entire rant......fabulous!!
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I can't be the only one who wonders whether the attraction occurred earlier than post marriage break-up? I'm not suggesting they were banging each other before, but I wonder whether they were attracted to each other and Mutt/Frederic's wife decided to get it on as part of their own resentment?
Rumor has it that she was the one that cheated.
Paid off both spouses to keep their mouths shut.
Does anyone really believe her version?
Doesn't make sense.
I also think her dress and veil was a little much for the 2nd trip, but to each their own I guess.
Good for them. Hope the two horse face ex's feel fantastic right about now.. they are the reason these two are now married. bwaaa!! Love this! Reversal of fortune!
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She def. had hard life...she is obviously a very strong woman.
And good God, will this woman ever age?! Stunning.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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i've always liked shania and her music. she is very beautiful as well. good for her.
This whole scenario of "our ex's burned us, so let's get married to each other" is a bit odd, but the ultimate "karma is a B!"...Leanne Rimes take notes.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 5:32pm.
I love Shania and I don't even like country music. If any of you whores get to see her biography about her growing up etc, watch it
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Srsly. She held it together for her younger siblings when her parents were killed. It's an incredible rags to riches story. I think that compared to a lot of her peers, she is *real* and hasn't let all the money and attention go to her head as much as some.
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I've heard that about her too, it sounds like her childhood was cut too short, too quick with the death of her parents. I'm not completely familiar with her story, but maybe she had a simple first wedding and didn't get the white dress, veil, romantic pictures etc and is going for them now. WTF, who am I to judge?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 5:32pm.
I love Shania and I don't even like country music. If any of you whores get to see her biography about her growing up etc, watch it
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Srsly. She held it together for her younger siblings when her parents were killed. It's an incredible rags to riches story. I think that compared to a lot of her peers, she is *real* and hasn't let all the money and attention go to her head as much as some.
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Pourtant, dans toute la Botte, pas une call-girl qui ne rêve d’être recrutée pour une partie de « bunga bunga » avec Silvio. «
I love Shania and I don't even like country music. If any of you whores get to see her biography about her growing up etc, watch it.
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Thanks for the welcome, howdareyou. Your anecdote reminded me of something ...
This sort-of happened to a friend of mine. Her first husband was cheating on her with her sister, and after my friend and the ex got divorced, he married the sister, instantly making their daugher her own stepcousin, and stepcousin to her eventual half-siblings. Complicated? Hell yes.
It's somewhat reassuring to me, that in a world that celebrates & elevates the vulgar and tasteless, (WO,that's got your name ALL over it) we can still debate whether white is appropriate for a second wedding.
I really didn't think that people cared about that stuff, anymore. But I'm kinda glad they do.
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I just saw a close-up pic of her new husband. He's definitely hunkier than Mutt (oh the jokes just write themselves) Lange. He's got the bucks too, not as many bucks as Mutt but Shania doesn't need to marry for money. Girl's got her own very healthy little bank account. I saw her perform live a few years back cuz I got free tickets. Totally gorgeous, lots of razzle dazzle in the show and very professional. Best vocalist I've ever heard? Nope. But it was ok for a free show.
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I don't care about the size of the dress or the color, but your look at the second wedding should differ from the first! And the veil seems a bit much for a 2nd wedding and an older woman. I would not have worn that at the beach.
I also agree with everyone regarding the wierdness of the situation. Why that guy? How many "I hate my ex" conversations have they had?
I just think this couple is totally wierd. (Her) I fell in love with my philandering husband's mistress's husband, and now I want to spend the rest of my life with him cause we have soooooo much in common. Just bizarre, not that I give a crap about Shania Twain, but seriously of all the guys to pick from she picked this doofus???
White is not and never was supposed to be for virgins - just for your first wedding.
And white wedding dresses have only been a tradition for a hundred years or so. Before that, you just wore your best dress. Sometimes and in some places in Europe virgins wore blue (blue is the color of the Virgin Mary's robes).
If virginity was truly required for a white wedding dress, they would only sell 3-4 a year in the US...
Rebound/revenge is the clearest path to relationship disaster, but isn't it safe to say that anytime some celebrity gets married it won't last?
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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 10:12am.
A white gown, for her second wedding? Anyways, I don't see this one lasting. It seems completely like a revenge/rebound thing.
I looove Shania and I do like her music.
I miss her. Mutt is stupid and too old for her anyway.
Nobody is a virgin the 1st time they get married either. Esp no one on this site anyway!
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Hehehee..I keep cracking up at the spastic dancing pose of JT's partner in that pic. Geez, I can't believe how in-your-face GHEY he is in that movie and in Grease too, but I watched them years ago and it never occured to me.
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Well, either way it's an upgrade. That Mutt Lange dude looks like a Mutt Lange. It's not good.
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My grandparents did this. No shit. They didn't do it on purpose but that's how it happened, they got divorced and then got married to each other. Family gatherings *are* awkward, I can't lie.
Anyone who's seen pics of her ex knows that she has definitely upgraded. I wonder what's going on with her ex and his piece?
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Actually, Mutt Lange and his whore are still together.
http://jerseyshorereality.com/gossip/MarieAnne-Thiebaud-and-Robert-Mutt-...
I honestly could have sworn a few days ago there was something about the two of them getting engaged too, but I didn't see it again. Everyone's getting married or divorced this week.
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Submitted by Roca_Roja on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 11:36am.
Anyone else enjoying the random t-shirted person photobombing?
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OT: I think it's weird, but people do this shit. My sister had a college friend whose ex-husband married her sister. I thought that was too creepy, but they seemed to have no problem with it. At least he already knew the in-laws.
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Ladies who are in their 40's, had kids, and is on her SECOND wedding need to drop the white strapless wedding gown bullshit. They look ridiculous. White should be left to the 20 year olds marrying for the first time - not the old divorcee playing dress up for the day while everyone there is secretly thinking “how long is this one gonna last.”
You ladies aren't fooling anybody - a colored tailored suit is what a mature realistic woman does at this stage in her life.
Not pretend a white wedding and act like the young virginal bride - it's a lie and it's disgustingly low class to behave this way on your SECOND marriage.
That is so weird. At of all the gazillons of men in the world and Shania goes with the sloppy seconds of her ex-husband’s mistress’s ex-husband Holiday time must be fun! Break out the banjos.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 11:59am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 11:39am.
Never understood her musical popularity. That song "That Don't Impress Me Much" was AWFUL, and got radio play all the time.
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That song blew but I think it was the video that made it big, her running around in that leopard print body suit or whatever that mess was. And she name checked Brad Pitt (barf).
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 12:12pm.
Once they got married didn't she quit singing?
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Erm, considering he - Mutt Lange - co-wrote and produced her most successful album to date (possibly all her music as well) my guess is no.
I hope for her sake that he's not a Travolta impersonator when it comes to saunas.
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her dress is fine, but his Saturday Night Fever suit is kinda freaking me out...I mean really, where's Donna Pescow - she at least should've been flower girl.