Saturday, January 1st 2011
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chinese New Year isn't until February, but it's never too early to celebrate and pay tribute to the year of the rabbit. And by the year of the rabbit, I'm pretty sure the Chinese meant that 2011 is the YEAR OF JESSICA RABBIT! Duh. May your 2011 consist of: patty caking until you dry orgasm, puffing your chichis up to cartoon proportions and wearing purple opera gloves with every single outfit. Adjust your plans accordingly. Happy Year of Jessica Rabbit, everyone!
And let's get the red sequins foolery started by looking at pictures of people dressed up like 2011's new lord and savior:
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1st gal look delish, love a ginge especially a good looking one and the last one is the QUEEN of all the Jessica Rabbits, and I agree with you, I love my Rabbit too :) :) :)
FABULOUS RABBIT, Hop, Hop, Hop on over to mamma!!
I love my rabbit.....he he he
Meemaw in #6 is rockin it!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Corsets are the only way to achieve that waist to hip ratio.
I was Jessica last year....and am with the creepiest looking Roger ever! PS-the dress looks black but it was red
PPS-I was drunk
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/funeegurl/jessica6.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/funeegurl/jessicarabbit3.jpg
Ahhh... #2 has Ashlee's old nose.
what the hell is that nude rubber shit on #5's chest? is that some titty bib or something? oh, girl...or man...
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 12:54pm.
Those thumbs all smell like fail.
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That's exactly what I said too. Jessica Rabbit fail.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
#4 is posing in a trailer house or manufactured home.
Where can I get a red sequined evening gown and purple gloves for my guy pal? He's on the skinny side, tho ... *makes shopping list*
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:41pm.
#1 is what you saw last night when you were drunk on champagne. #7 is what you woke up to this morning.
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HA! For serious.
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the chick in the pic #1 is gorgeous..if she has the body of chick in pic #2...bitch better be walking around all day strutting her stuff...i cant hate!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
yay! It's mah year!!
The next time I dress up in a sessy costume of any sort, I will definitely be posing in front of cheap fake wood paneling.
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They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:58pm.
Smile and tell those women to shut the fuck up in every language you know!
In daily life, I think it's incredibly rude to criticize someone for weight-low,normal or high. Especially if the person is a stranger.
The exception is if one is a) a medical person or b) anywhere near Kevin Smith in an airport.
#4 is broad in all possible ways
see above... COCO!!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Jessicas not bad, she's just drawn that way. ;)
good pick. :)
(year of the monkey here)
oOO\+_-/Ccc
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:47pm.
No way that last thumb is a woman. Look at the background: it screams "adolescent boy." This is my nightmare - I bust in unexpectedly on one of my teenage sons and find them slitering around in my push-up bra and my stilettos.
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Thumb #7 appears to have five o' clock shadow, so I agree it's a dude. I think thumb #5 is a dude too or else it's Leanne Rimes before the implants.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:51pm.
I was born in the year of the Rabbit, my email address has rabbit in it so.... this will be my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me too!!! I fucking owned 1999!
*last time it was year o' the Rabbit*
I would LURVE to see Bar Rafaeli, Scarlet Johanssen or Christina Hendricks as Jessica Rabbit. HOT!!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:41pm.
#1 is what you saw last night when you were drunk on champagne. #7 is what you woke up to this morning.
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LOL!!
It fucking annoys me when people equate skinny with good looking!! The one has nothing to do with the other!
I've seen as many titless bone racks that are so fucking ugly they turn milk sour just by looking at it, that I've lost count! Yet they think they are ALL THAT, purley on the ground that they are a size 2! That's effin ridiculous!!!!
Only because someone is 'dryed prune skinny', doesn't make their baboon butt face look any prettier!
End Rant!
I guess since i have an average BMI and live in the beautiful South, where that seems to be considered anorexic, i hereby create TBW. (thin is what people call me, newsflash: 5 foot 8 and 128 pounds is fucking NORMAL)
If i hear one more fat chick call herself curvy and tell me, i really need to eat, i slap the dogshit out of her.
Nothing wrong with being big, but fucking claim it. We see it, no need to cutsify it with a word.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
As always, saving the best for last.
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
I was born in the year of the Rabbit, my email address has rabbit in it so.... this will be my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 12:59pm.
It fucking annoys me when fat bitches call themselves "curvy", and liken their obese, round bodies to Marylin Monroe, Jessica Rabbit and Jayne Mansfield.
AMEN, I think part of America's obesity problem is the fact that people have created this curvy/thick/full figured/BBW nonsense. I'm not hating on the people who actually ARE those things, just the ones who adopt the phrases on some lofty mission to "love themselves just the way they are" instead of having to put in the work to change.
On topic, JRab is an awesome icon for 2011!!
No way that last thumb is a woman. Look at the background: it screams "adolescent boy." This is my nightmare - I bust in unexpectedly on one of my teenage sons and find them slitering around in my push-up bra and my stilettos.
Jesus, is it too early for a drink?
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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:38pm.
I return to my lab....YEAH, I got a Labrador Retriever for Merry Christmas!!!! I named him "Hairofda"....last name "Dogg"....fer realz!
That is so cute!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Fat girls should not dress like Jessica Rabbit!
/Yes, I'm a fat girl
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
#1 is what you saw last night when you were drunk on champagne. #7 is what you woke up to this morning. Happy Hangover Day!
Happy Jessica Rabbit to you too, our Head Slut -M.K.
May all you Mah Boo and Hot Ginge Dreams come true....
I return to my lab....YEAH, I got a Labrador Retriever for Merry Christmas!!!! I named him "Hairofda"....last name "Dogg"....fer realz!
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"I'm not doing shit to him, but fucking and having my career" ~ Montana Fishburn 2010
fat chick as j. rabbit... depressing
fat dude as j. rabbit... giggle worthy
curvy/thick vs. fat: fat girls abuse the words thick and curvy like craaaaaazy. im fat. i know im fat. when meeting people off the internet (loser alert) i make sure i inform that im precious fat. they go oh no youre just curvy and im all no numb nuts, im lumpy. anyway, i know more than one girl who likes to say theyre thick. when i think thick or curvy, i think beyonce or "slim" mariah. these girls are beyonce x2.
heres my progression:
scrawny
skinny
fit
average
thick
curvy
chubby
fat
fatty mcfat fat
precious
ralphie may
A few of these women look great, a couple are flat out delusional. I tend to wonder, what does the rest of her family look like if she thinks she looks good? Are they all hideously deformed? 4 & 9 would have to be surrounded by circus freaks to look good.
I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.
#1 almost had it but it but where's the sequins??? The rest are just fuck ugly proping up their tits and putting on a wig thinking they got this. All of them are dudes right?
LMAO at the ugly corpulent Jessica Rabbit in thumb #4! And the deflated empty bra cups of the fatso in the last thumb, hahaha. Should've stuffed a couple of socks in there, dummy!
Happy New Year!!!!!
drama, I agree. Marilyn did get big.
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The more I want you, the less I get
Ain't that just the way things are
-Annie Lennox "Cold"
Good God some women have no shame.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 12:59pm.
It fucking annoys me when fat bitches call themselves "curvy", and liken their obese, round bodies to Marylin Monroe, Jessica Rabbit and Jayne Mansfield.
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Right on. Heard that come out of a woman's mouth while casino buffet breakfasting with my mom last week. Chick was about five feet tall if that, wrapped in pastel spandex; closest I've seen a human resemble a beach ball.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 12:59pm.
Agreed! There is a HUGE difference between fat and curvy, and a lot of fat chicks will tell themselves they're curvy, I guess so they don't have to hit the gym.
P.S.-Is anyone else hung the fuck over today? I feel like I got hit by a truck. :(
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
First one is hot, last one is errrghgrllpfpleurr.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:01pm.
I agree Lucifer. There IS a difference between curvy and fat!
& there were times Marilyn crossed the line. Check out her huge self in SOME LIKE IT HOT!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
1st thumby is the best, 2nd to the 'real' J. Rabbit, of course.
I just have to say, Grandma Rabbit in thumb No. 6 got the best waist hip ratio to pull it off.
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
What in the name of wrong sized dress, spanx lacking hell is this?!
PS: A dress nearly hitting your navel - you're doing it WRONG.
I agree Lucifer. There IS a difference between curvy and fat!
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The more I want you, the less I get
Ain't that just the way things are
-Annie Lennox "Cold"
Just needed to get that out, I guess.
It fucking annoys me when fat bitches call themselves "curvy", and liken their obese, round bodies to Marylin Monroe, Jessica Rabbit and Jayne Mansfield.
Christina Hendricks, hand's down.
The last thumbnail is the best. Amazing.
Those thumbs all smell like fail.
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Earth tones and neutrals can get out of my way.
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