Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
It is not a crime but this TV heartthrob – who was caught cheating on his spouse in 2009 – has a serious foot fetish! He makes no bones about surfing the internet for websites where he can get his fill of clean, pedicured, polished tootsies. Wifey knows and is ok with it. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Who knew that one of 2010's parting images would be of David Boreanaz fapping to the feetsies of Rex Ryan's wife?
Which A-list actor gets his kicks driving his eco-friendly car through the gay mecca of West Hollywood, stopping to chat and flirt with star-struck male fans? Even though he is straight – and dates supermodels – he says he loves to keep his gay admirers guessing. (Blind Gossip)
Leonardo DiCatchaho: Giving gays blue balls since 1997
Last year this music oriented couple ended their engagement after YEARS together. “WHY?” everyone wanted to know. They blamed it on stress in the female’s personal life. It was stress, all right. She learned her fiance had been fooling around with a twentysomething young GUY for two years! How did she find out? She confirmed her suspicions by investigating his purchases at his favorite exclusive store. He bought two sets of every new outfit – one for himself in HIS size and one for the boyfriend in HIS size! (Janet Charlton)
Janet Janet and Jermaine Dupri? I don't blame her. How can you be with someone who wears matching outfits with his side piece?! Dry heave-ey and unforgivable.
Which hugely popular reality star is desperately trying to get onto the pages of Playboy? The barely legal gal - who’s had a very rough and tumble year – is so desperate to get naked for the cameras that she is trying to recruit her younger co-stars to join her in posing in the buff. (Blind Gossip)
Teen Mom Amber? And she's going to have to wait until Photoshop and Pixar put out a joint program.
This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy. (Blind Gossip)
Who is actor-director-saint-orphan savior Angie Jo and Brad Pitt?
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The blind about DiCaprio sounds more like a blind he himself or one of his pr people would spread to make people think that he's actually straight. It's too obvious.
Also, wasn't there a blind on CDAN a few years ago with two guys giving each other a handjob when the then girlfriend of one of those dudes broke in on them? I seem to remember that the blind was revealed to be Leo and the girlfriend was his and it was Rashida Jones. I don't remember anymore if the other was Toby McGuire or Lukas Haas.
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As well as biracial I'm throwing in bipolar. I don't think it's bilingual.
How about biracial? Couldn't be Kimora, they're married now aren't they?
Submitted by buffalogirl on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 12:19pm.
I think the other "bi" might be bilingual...
Who is bilingual and how does that make it "too easy"? Not Angie or Kimora. I'm going with "bicuspid."
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"He used to wear a kilt and sing Scottish songs, but we knew."
I could actually believe it was Angelina!!!! I've read many stories over the years that she still sees her old girl friend...
Kimora is FUG FUG FUG/
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I think the other "bi" might my bilingual...
*I* am not into feet but I have had relations with those that do. And geting your toes sucked on is definitely nothing to complain about.
Does this make me nasty?!
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For #3, how could Kimora's bisexuality contribute to the demise of her marriage to a homo?
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 10:10pm.
It that the icky white stuff in between the rolls? I'll have to pass
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No, it is the guilty scared to be white stuff in many of you all...
Submitted by seejaneclick on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 5:16pm.
I love all my fellow Dlisted whores! Happy New Year bitches. Love me some MK!
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I second that. happy new year, betches!
*throws lsd-laced confetti*
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 10:10pm.
It that the icky white stuff in between the rolls? I'll have to pass.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 7:53pm.
Kimora isn't plain. She's got those exotic neck sausage rolls
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Those are spring rolls. They are a number 7 on most asian cuisine menus, and they come with a side.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 7:53pm.
Kimora isn't plain. She's got those exotic neck sausage rolls!
Ya know, Kimora is the plainest black/Asian chick I've ever seen. I've seen other girls with the same racial mix, and they are INSANELY beautiful and exotic. She's just plain compared to them.
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I take that back, it might be Kimora
http://bossip.com/202724/are-kimora-lee-simmons-and-djimon-legally-marri...
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Something about the second one, Leonardo, made me laugh. I can see him parking his car in the middle of a frenzy, unbuttoning his shirt, and letting everyone just oooh and ahhh over the dork. Maybe rubbing his man boobs in the process and saying, "I'm king of the world!"
Didn't we do #1 last week already?
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Feets are nice but I've never wanted to fuck one.
That being said- I love all my fellow Dlisted whores! Happy New Year bitches. Love me some MK!
I don't understand foot fetishes, either. My sister, however, has teeny-tiny little feet and keeps them primped and polished within an inch of their lives. She has captured more than one man that way. Odd, but it works for her.
Happy New Year!
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I'd like the coffin to be white, and I want it specially lined with satin. White ... or pink. Maybe red! Bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 4:04pm.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! *throws confetti*
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HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! *throws chunks*
Third day into the flu and catching up on D-listed. Y'all on fire today and - no shit - I've hurled twice from laughing so hard. My only consolation is many of you will feel this crappy tomorrow.
Raise a toast and do yo' dirty dance D-listers!
So Jenny Subaru busted up Skeletina and Billy Bob?
One would think that Skeletina's ex's have mucho currency in the lines of secrets and shit against her, why haven't they dropped dime yet????
Rock solid non-disclosure agreements???
But The Brad has some dirt going around that he slept with someone from Inglorious Basterds??? or something.....
2011, let's hope it's truly Skelly's year, year of total annihilation from everything. The Brad gets the kids and holds up in Missouri.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:25pm.
I just don't "get" foot fetishes. It makes about as much sense to me as an elbow fetish.
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I could make a case for any other fetish, but feet? I mean, I definitely don't think they're digusting or anything (unless they're dirty/ filthy/ calloused/ athlete's footed), but foot fetishes are something I simply don't understand. Never have and don't think I ever will.
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You'd understand if you were a Pisces. We rule da feets!
Throw me on the "I don't get it" pile for foot fetishes. I've admired my husband's feet because for a man, his are lovely, but I've never had a sexual hankering for those suckers.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 4:34pm.
"I indulged maybe once..."
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Christmas in Hollis courtesy of RUN-DMC...
Kimora & Hounsou are married, so #3 isn't them. It's definitely The Saint & Pitt -- that Jenny chick always bragged that AJ couldn't give her up.
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I can sort of see the foot thing--pretty, clean ones (it's not my thing) but I had a friends with benefits who would beg me to wear dirty socks for days or walk around barefoot outside as to make my feet nasty, sweaty, and smelly so he could jerk off on them. I indulged maybe once but it was too creepy that he wanted to lick dirty feet while jerking off. To each his own I guess.
Submitted by The Mad Catter: "...Not Angie and Brad. My mom told me she heard "on TV" that they (the St. Brangies) were "secretly married" BTW - since it hasn't been on Dlisted I figure it's BS."
It was on the cover of one of the supermarket rags, I don't remember which one. Not that that makes it any more true. But if your mom heard it on TV and I saw that mag cover, PR flack is floating the story...
I wonder if Boreanaz faps to this picture of himself. Hmmmm...
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SLUTES, HORS , AND BITCHES!!!!!!
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Happy New Year sluts!!!!
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 4:03pm.
I made that up, but it's likely. The eco-friendly celebs drive their Priuses to splashy red-carpet events, then drive their Range Rovers to Whole Foods. I have heard that Leo will fly commercial (non-steerage class), but that's cuz the PR flacks tell you when he or other stars do.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! *throws confetti*
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 3:30pm.
hahaha. Yeah, he drives his Prius to the Santa Monica airport, then boards his own Gulfstream IV for Cannes.
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The Gulfstream IV is far from being eco-friendly Leo.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR MK AND CYBERFREAKS!!!! :o)
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 3:25pm.
I've heard about his Prius and environmental causes too. He also strikes me as a condescending, manipulative prick who enjoys messing with people.
hahaha. Yeah, he drives his Prius to the Santa Monica airport, then boards his own Gulfstream IV for Cannes.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 3:25pm.
Especially the dudes in West Hollywood.
Christmas in Hollis courtesy of RUN-DMC...
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 3:18pm.
I heard about Leo and his Prius. Mmmm Hmmm #2 could be him.
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I've heard about his Prius and environmental causes too. He also strikes me as a condescending, manipulative prick who enjoys messing with people.
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I heard about Leo and his Prius. Mmmm Hmmm #2 could be him.
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I can't imagine Kimora wanting to be with a woman. She seems too competitive. I doubt that she even has any female friends...
hmmm, I guess the same can be said for Angie!!
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 2:52pm.
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You are on the money. Russell funded just about everything.
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the last one is definitely kimora she is LEGENDARY with her women ...when she lived in ny her girlfriend did an exclusive to one of the hip mags and outed her ass.... and i think one of the reasons she hasnt legally married the boyfriend (dont know how to spell his name) is because of the alimony from russell why should she give that up for a non workin actor chile please
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:25pm.
He's actually one of the many celebs like Bill Maher and Larry David that brags about driving a Prius. Although sometimes I don't believe his ass. I once saw a pap photo of him 2 years ago getting his car from the valet and it looked like a Merc. He also is one of the few celebs that is NEVER photographed in his private life so who's to know for sure if he's strictly Prius. A Prius just doesn't fit him.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 2:46pm.
No doubt if she had had a girlfriend he would have stayed with her and probably joined in.
Zackly. I'm also hung up on "multi-hyphenate" (though I guess it could apply to anyone with two hats, e.g., mother-artist). I can't say I know much about Kimora, but she always seemed like someone who used her hub's money to invest in vanity projects (as well as shoes).
it's gotta be angelina, there was a story not long ago in the tabloid rags about her not giving up her women.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
How is the first one even considered blind? "Makes no bones about" it??? Come on.
And zzzzzzzz, anyway. Who cares?
David Boreanez's foot fetish has been know for years. Why the blind?
If #2 is weird and does sound like Dicaprio.
Amber's too ugly for Playboy. She's neither blonde or girl next door looking. I don't think she could even make it as a cybergirl (low rent playboy).
The last one sounds like Kimora but there's no way. Kimora dumped Russell and he was heartbroken (probably still is). He way still in love with her until recently. No doubt if she had had a girlfriend he would have stayed with her and probably joined in.
When are we voting for HSOTY? My vote is for 'toine!
WHERE ARE THE CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS FROM YESTERDAY!!!!!??????