LeAnn Rimes Thinks She Has This
LeAnn Rimes was probably up in her Cabo hotel suite posing in front of the mirror and thinking to herself about how all eyes and lenses will be on her once she sashays down to the beach in her bikini looking like an extra malnourished Aaron Carter with two rock hard moon jellyfish sucking on his nipples.
But LeAnn was in for a rude awakening even bigger than the one Eddie Cibrian experiences every morning when he wakes up next to her. LeAnn's fresh out of the silicone factory titties were upstaged by a hot piece with all-natural snow cone pecs and bottle cap nipples! Dude knows it too. He's casually standing there like "And?" while LeAnn is desperately making sure the paps get a 360 of her hot "Mr. Burns on Muscle Milk" body. Even though the seagulls are causing a commotion by squawking for life at the sight of LeAnn looking like a salamander trying to digest two large birds, homeboy with the delectable pecs is still getting all the attention!
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Did she catch a case of the anorexia? Jesus! Eat a fucking cheeseburger!
Her fake books are like a mile apart. Girls do not do this to you bodies. Just buy a cute bathing suite. Ruffles on the top. A little skirt or sarong on the bottom. Leann's looks hard and unfeminine WITH her new assets.
here's falcor modeling one of his beachwear ensembles from the neverending story swimwear line
Fedoras are better than trucker hats!
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Forgot to add this...
enough with the fucking fedoras already! I really hope 2011 ushers in a new hat style for all the celebs to clone themselves in.
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Happy New Year sluts!
First off, too lazy to read back all three pages of comments but is that The Situation in the first photo? Sure looks like him!
Second, with all due respect karmaskull, she (or any woman) can get that thin and toned/muscular without eating adderall but it takes a serious commitment to eating cleanly and daily resistance training. I know, I've done it. I don't still have that kind of body becuase it is too much work to maintain so now I'm soft again, but not big or flabby. Anyway, you may be correct and she may be a walking pharmacy for all I know but it isn't impossible for a young woman to achieve her leanness with consistent effort.
Her butt isn't her strongest asset (get it, asset?) but she does have a great body. I wouldn't be pissed if it was my body. Bolt on boobs aren't preferred but if that's the only way you can have chichi's then so be it!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
She is toned, but looks deformed at the same time...She should lay off the ab workout for a bit & try some squats to lift up her sad looking butt cheeks. I dont think boy abs are sexy on a girl. A toned tummy is nice, but on a girl there should be some softness.
Did you see how wide her shoulders are compared to her hips - that aint natural bitches!
Why is everyone else there mostly dressed? I'm guessing this was early morning and bitch needed to be the only one flaunting herself. She forgot the ring she bought though.
It warms my heart that Eddie looks like he wants to escape lately. You're stuck, fucker!
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Her little boy body is gross. No waist and no hips = not good. Don't care if she is toned; it looks bad...
LeAnn looked a lot more pudgy and flat-chested in March. I don't know if she needed the fake tits but good on her for working out and getting toned.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/leann-rimes-flaunts-bikini-...
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I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
I never had and never will have a body like hers, and I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crackers. I think if we are basing on physical looks only, they're both about as good as it gets.
How does this chick have butt cheeks but a concave ass?
Needs a waist, hips, and a butt.
She has a nicer body than me, but she has no curves!
Bolt on boobs are the worst. But I'd take her stomach over mine right now.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 10:52am.
Also, ITA with whoever said that smut-as-shit expression she always has on these days is the most irritating, rage-inducing thing ever. BITCH, what do you have to be proud of??? 95% of the American public only knows you're alive because you and your new fiance are skanky home-wreckers, you're hideous in the face and have a gymorexic body, and nobody buys your stupid cuntry music anymore. Your man may be hot, but he's also only with you because his career sucks and he wants money and exposure, PLUS he's liar and a cheater who started off your great romance by telling his wife you were a psycho stalker. GTFO of here.
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ha! Thanks for that reminder; I'd forgotten that this whole mess started with po' wittle Eddie explaining to his then-wife that LeAnn was stalking him. What a sleazy dickweed. But Falcor deserves this shit because she's simply another self-loathing cuntry ho who can only be in "wuv" if she's wrastlin' some other halfwit female for a douchebag. As perfect a karmic match-up as Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva.
does she have scoliosis, anyone know? her spinal curvature seems severe.
other than that, these folks don't register for me. she sings, right?
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kiss my ass!
She's definitely going through a late adolescent rebellion and flaunting her body to make sure all see it. She works hard for her body but it's unattractive when one flaunts it.
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I can't get past that fug bikini - it's not fun and does nothing for her skin color - I mean - GRAY?
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
I was watching trashy TV this morning and happened to catch Eddie on Criminal Minds. He played a serial killer who, for no reason integral to the plot, had to strip down and take a shower before he killed a lady in a non-sexual way. He must be a douche, he can't keep a series and people only seem to want him around if he's nudish.
Sorry, but her body looks unattractive to me. She reminds me of Lindsay Lohan: fake boobs, flat butt and absolutely no hip defintion at all. To me, that is as unwomanly as a person can get.
EVERY time I see LeAnn I cannot help but think of that big toothed rabbit in Tim Burtons "Alice in Wonderland".
Those teeth are weapons!
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I actually think she looks pretty good. She could use another 3-5 lbs. though.
Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 2:29pm
What happened to the days where LR could sell her music on her talent alone? The bad part is that with all the papping she has done this week, it still hasn't done much for her career. She must have bought into People mag hype.
The way that she and EC have been papping themselves out this week(and yes it is very obvious that she has once again tipped off the paps), you would think that they were auditioning for a reality show or something.
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LeeAnn just keeps embarrassing herself. Sad.
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I'd rate her 2 in the face and 10+ in the body. IMO her body looks awesome!
How many years older (and 1 child to boot) is Salma Hayek then this bitch? Give it up LeeAnn, you were never sexy, never will be.
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What are the even doing? Waiting for a bus?
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She should fix those huge choppers she got put in her mouth. She looks like a friggin jack rabbit.
I love ALL the comments I read here. You all have a way with words!! Thanks for the laughs, and a happy 2011 to you all.
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LMAO @ Muscle Milk Mr. Burns! She does look rather skinny... Eddie is a skeeze and I really think she's realizing that now, but rationalizing herself in the relationship.
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"But LeAnn was in for a rude awakening even bigger than the one Eddie Cibrian experiences every morning when he wakes up next to her."
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This statement is so funny because Leann once tweeted that she watches EC sleeping. No wonder EC always looks so old and sick.
Does she distrust him that much to think that he will sneak out of their home while she is sound asleep?
I guess they are going to be shoved down our throats since they have announced their engagement.
Christmas in Hollis courtesy of RUN-DMC...
Leann thought that if you just saw how happy and in love her bank account and EC were, I mean how happy and in love she and EC are on the beaches of Cabo as she flaunts her "well toned" body (because there is no way in the world EC would cheat on her or want any other woman with a body like that, right?) that you would call into your local radio stations and request her Crazy Women single over and over and over and over or even better go straight to Itunes and download her single.
What happened to the days where LR could sell her music on her talent alone? The bad part is that with all the papping she has done this week, it still hasn't done much for her career. She must have bought into People mag hype.
The way that she and EC have been papping themselves out this week(and yes it is very obvious that she has once again tipped off the paps), you would think that they were auditioning for a reality show or something.
EC looks disappointed, like he wanted to go off and play with another woman, but since the paps were there he just had to stay and play the devoted lover with LR.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:43pm.
Naughychimp, I agree w/ you. It's nice to see someone here on dlisted that thinks small breasts can be nice btw ;)
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I like small breasts too. All kinds of boobies are nice if they make sense on your body. I never understood the huge fascination with breast size. I mean, is it just that we're all SO neglected as babes that we just can't get over it in adulthood? That's the only thing I can think.
McDonald's was going to change their logo a whole long time ago...but their researchers found that their resemblance was just WAY too compelling. There was something about the way people just felt comfort looking at those big yellow boobies...they felt it would have harmed them (us???) to take them away. So bizarre.
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She's had a nose job, horse teeth veneers, a boob job, and I'm guessing lipo as well (maybe even teeny tiny butt implants). HO is still fug no matter how much plastic she shells out.
Cover your eyes and eat something!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342580/Anorexic-model-Isabell...
Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:56pm.
She looks really malnourished. Do men like fucking cadavers?
Nope! It's like hugging a bag of wire hangers!
I really don't think Leanne is that skinny yet but did anyone here of that french model who was anorexic and just died recently...that's some serious nasty!
She looks really malnourished. Do men like fucking cadavers?
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:43pm.
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I remember my mom saying that "those women" in Playboy mag were freaks of nature, that skinny women do not have boobs. All the big-boobed women in early films had some meat on their bones. While I wouldn't call a thin large-breasted woman a "freak", it is certainly not common in nature. The fake ones just don't look right 90% of the time, imo.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:43pm.
LOL! I'm a fan of all breasts...I'm proud to say...although I do prefer women with natural boobies and of any size. Fake breasts don't smoosh and give the same way that natural breasts do.
Submitted by lastdiva on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 12:00pm.
BAHAHA! I guess with that much money even a mutt feels entitled to whatever husband she wants - regardless if it's someone else's.
Oh hey, where's that dayum bigass engagement RANG Penis McCheatybutt "gave" her?
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Naughychimp, I agree w/ you. It's nice to see someone here on dlisted that thinks small breasts can be nice btw ;) And it is sad that these celebrities are doing this to themselves. As a small breasted gal myself, I was happy to see people who weren't stick skinny but had small breasts like Kate Hudson, Shakira, Marisa Tomei, JLo, LeAnn Rimes, etc I looked up to them b/c I thought how sexy they were because they were confident enough to stay natural especially in this business (not to mention that I honestly think they had the ideal body type) but oh well, there went that. I guess women like me who have round bottoms and small chests are a FAIL. I can't tell you how many times my "friends" have told me to "wear a push-up bra" or "don't you want to do something about that??" like I'm some sort of freak and this is coming from women with flat saddle bag asses or little non-existent man butts, no hips, cankles, cellulite arms, fupas, whatever. I have pretty long shapely legs, a round butt, a flat no stretch-marked tummy (after 3 kids), thin arms, but my A cups make me unappealing I guess.
This is Falcor giving us her very own version of "smokey eyes":
http://cdn04.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/80732_9299...
From behind her arms look scrawny, and from the front, they're kind of hulk-like.
Submitted by karmaskull on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:12pm.
But the ex-wife of Eddie Cymbiosis looked really, really fake, cheesy & kinda manly. He must be one of those guys who likes to be with woman not as pretty as him so they kiss his ass. He probably gets off on telling them to look like chicks with dicks.
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I heard some men (and women for that matter) get off on the fact that they are pleasuring someone less pretty (or in Leann's case DOWNRIGHT FUG) than they are.
Other than money and famewhoring, that's the only reason I could think of why Eddie would hit THAT.
Who cares about her gross new piece...what was up with her and her gay ex-husband? Why did Leann the fish marry "an obvious homosexual"?
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She's bordering on anorexic, this one.
You know - I hardly know a thing about this girl but one thing I've always known; she is WAY too proud of losing weight. Like it's some sort of MAJOR accomplishment. To me, that's a bad bad sign for character and behaviour. She's selfish, shallow and sick. I bet her marriage will last a coupla years...but the last 2 of 3 will be strained becuz she's the kind of girl who's going to be looking for the next high...lose 50 pounds...steal a husband...fight with the paps...it'll just get boring for her without the drama. And she's a boring person so she'll prolly just divorce, get fat and play some little house in Nashville for the rest of her life.
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Sad - she used to have a great body but now she's wayyyy too skinny. And one of the few things I used to like about her was that she had natural, small breasts and they looked good with her figure. Like Kate Hudson. And, like Kate Hudson, she finally caved and went for fake ones.
That body is not from just working out. She must do pills (what do the celebrities take for uber-thinness? Adderall?) & I think the stomach has been sculpted by a surgeon. Tits are fake, but not awful.
But the ex-wife of Eddie Cymbiosis looked really, really fake, cheesy & kinda manly. He must be one of those guys who likes to be with woman not as pretty as him so they kiss his ass. He probably gets off on telling them to look like chicks with dicks.
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