Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ginuwine has jumped off that pony to present to you the perfect cup of sweet nectar deliciousness for you to sip on as soon as your New Year's Eve orgy with Andre ends tomorrow morning. It's Adult Chocolate Milk! John Travolta's asshole can close its mouth and stop begging like a chick waiting for food, because it's not that KIND of adult chocolate milk, unfortunately. Adult Chocolate Milk is a fine 40 proof beverage made of leche, chocolate and vodka! Yes, a few glasses of Adult Chocolate Milk will probably leave my nose kissing toilet water for the rest of the night, but I must git me some! It's like a party in my mouth....but a hangover in my bowels. YAY! For now, Adult Chocolate Milk is only sold at a few Costcos and restaurants and liquor stores in CA, NM, NV and AZ. It's going to go nationwide sometime next year.
And I really hope Adult Chocolate Milk eventually comes in a small box (with attached straw), because I know a few hyper brats that really need this in their lunch box.
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vodka yuck. i'll stick with a mudslide. this is a stupid fucking invention
you know this already exists in australia and they're called 'mudshakes'. ;) haaa
Happy New Year to all!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:53pm.
Ew. Vodka? What about some Kahlua or sumthin???
ha! Or Gin!
I do like Kahlua with coffee but I'll probably be sticking with some Bailey's on the rocks...hmmm!
Oh...in case I don't get to post on here again...Happy New Year to everybody on Dlisted. I love all of you funny people.
Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:45pm.
Omg thank you whomever mentioned pouring this into cereal. CINNAMON TOASTED CRUNCH!
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Ew. Vodka? What about some Kahlua or sumthin???
ha! Or Gin!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Omg thank you whomever mentioned pouring this into cereal. CINNAMON TOASTED CRUNCH!
Submitted by KimberlyAnne on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:34pm.
I like to pound bottles of Chocovine like they are going out of style
Somebody gave me a bottle of that last week!!! It's not terrible but this Adult Choco Milk just seems like YooHoo with vodka...nasty!!
We have it here in Massachusetts at Palumbo. I almost bought it, but they had alcohol-infused whipped cream and that seemed so much more useful.
I like to pound bottles of Chocovine like they are going out of style. It is dark chocolate and red wine so it is practically a health food. Or so I tell myself. It isn't for everyone but I love the stuff.
Stake_spike- we have a bottle of that in our fridge! its not bad, def a desert wine, more like a liquer..... but no good for pounding back
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I'm going to the liquor store soon and I had no plans on looking for something like this (I need Coconut Rum to make the Malibu Bay Breeze I'm going to get trashed on tonight) but I'm going to have to see if they have it here, in PA.
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I've been seeing people buying up that chocolate milk stuff for the past few days, but it's that cholocolate with red wine drink. Never heard of it until a few days ago but suddenly it seems like it's everywhere.
Pour in on my Count Chocula cereal tomorrow morning.
Their website has the most awesome chocolate milk song!
There's a chocolate milk party going on.
And your'e invited, arent you excited!
Then something about how it makes you strong because there are vitamins in it...
ugh, that sounds terrible. but you know my ass will have to try it.
Adult Chocolate Milk....Adult Yoohoo on my Whoohoo
How does Wilmer Valderrama keep getting work?!?!?!
Just the name of this thing has my ass cracking up. They couldn't think of a better name for it than "Adult Chocolate Milk"? LMAO
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He has a serious case of the ghey face.
wow..money must be real tight for ginuwine...i guess "ride my pony" music can be stretch so much..LOL
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Isn't that a Black Russian? Available in my house since majority (and somewhat before).
Nope. It's available in liquor stores in MA too. But, why not save some dough and make it yourself?
In case you want to try something like this and you can't get it, I know in Texas there's ChocoVine-chocolate milk and red wine. Sound gross-definitely. Mess you up-no doubt.
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I sooo need that pic on a tee! My milk is always Chocolate and Adult....hahaha.
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I hope there is a lactose-free version...
Wait, that's not Issac from "The Love Boat"?
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sounds perfect - I love chocolate martinis! I just hope it's got enough booze in it to get a buzz. too often they skimp on what's really essential -
I don't see this shit staying on the market for too long. The parents' groups and preachers will demand a name change or that it be removed from the shelves. Michael Jackson would have loved it.
That pix soooo reminds me of the Love Boat!
Dina Lohan perfected this a long time ago. One daughter is in rehab and the other resembles a 40YO truck stop waitress. She just didn't bottle it, is all.
Well, this really doesn't sound any different than the little bottles of White Russian and other stuff Kahlua sells. They're ok, but I have to add extra alcohol to them, or I'd have to drink about 40 of them to get a buzz. Shoot, I always have milk and hershey syrup in the fridge, I'd just as soon buy a bottle of vodka and make my own.
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For you Atlanta hos that don't want to go to Costco - this stuff is available at Green's Package too. I saw it the other night next to the Bailey's.
WooHoo! I gonna go buy some Adult Chocolate Milk today!
And I really hope Adult Chocolate Milk eventually comes in a small box (with attached straw),
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Great idea !! Especially for moms on the go ...
Barf! That product would be a lot less disgusting without the Sea Org employee in the picture.
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Yet, another excuse to start drinking in the mroning, besides Mamosas. I'm in! Sidenote: Dancingalonetopony.com is a site solely dedicated to youtube videos of people dancing by themselves to Ginuwine's "Pony" song...hilarious!
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I live at Costco, but ours only sells wine & beer, no "adult" beverages.
*chanting as always*
I am going shopping with my Parent's Costco card.
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Okay, that is now the second thing that I MUST have that can only be found at Costco. I'm going to need to breakdown and get the damned membership. The other is Coach's Cracked Oats, in case anyone gives a flying shit.
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