Thursday, December 30th 2010

Negative Ten

And Dudley Moore just ran the other way... But on a positive note, when the entire paint team from Color Splash doesn't slather layers of Benjamin Moore (in shade: carob) and mahogany varnish on Kim Kardashian's face, she actually looks like a real-life human person who breathes in oxygen with the rest of us!

Posted by: Michael K


ewe's picture

Bitch, that hair wasn't even cute on Alicia Keys back in 1999.

She looks as if you take her home she'll rip her face off, I mean remove her make up, and you'll be facing the Predator.

she looks much better w/o so much make-up. her hair on the other hand is awful. black people don't even wear braids that way.

surely's picture

She looks like JLO when she was in her "I do black guys" phase.

TexnDoc's picture

Hideous. As we started the day with, and end with "these oily gypsies" (love that on the Kardass baby thread) , it is just reminder how they don't exactly age well past their twenties. Then after they got a face made for a jar of marinara sauce.

azgirl's picture

Wow, she looks so much better without all her spackle on.

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

....pube dreads...meh....

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 6:45pm.

If that's true the jokes on her because Cleopatra was really a fugly.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 6:44pm.

BULLSHIT! She's still wearing some makeup. She's only appearing like this because so many have commented on her over-done appearance.

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Yeah, she still has some make-up on. She'd be unrecognizable if she really went without.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

The hair is a no. Her face looks so much better though without the shit she usually piles on. She actually appears to be a human being and a youthful one at that.

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angel_i's picture

O, She's wearing makeup alright. She just restricted herself to 20 minutes in the chair today. (I just saw an epi where she fell asleep in the chair one morning...that's how fucking long it takes)

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

The hair is not flattering, but she really is beautiful under all that spackle.

M.E.'s picture

Yer hair looks like shit Kim.

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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 6:40pm.

She looks like the side piece from Showgirls that threw the beads on the stage and caused that dancer to fall... the one who says Naoimi didn't push that bitch down the stairs.
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That's it! My New Years Resolution is to finally! see! Showgirls! O thank you. Now I know!

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gee_gee's picture

I refuse.

Hekki's picture

She was on Joy Behar's show (with Yeti and Babymama) last night. She's still very pretty.

There was mention of her playing Cleopatra for a movie - I can't remember who said it or if it was serious, because my eyes rolled so hard they popped out and that was a little distracting.

ghost of gene rayburn's picture

Oh for Pete's sake. What *won't* this bitch do for attention?

mike's picture

BULLSHIT! She's still wearing some makeup. She's only appearing like this because so many have commented on her over-done appearance.

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Submitted by jim on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 6:39pm.
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I'm in!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

babybunny's picture

i am seriously in LURVE with you JIM...cause I feel the same way, can 2011 be the year that horrific untalented useless twats who are only famous for beig peed on go to obsuritysville...no one likes these sluts, no one wants these sluts...these sluts are just that...sluts..and the world will be big time better place without them...sorry I am super duper tipsy but seem to type better this way...what is up with that????

LA's picture

LOL @ the Color Splash reference. David Bromstad forever!

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

She looks like the side piece from Showgirls that threw the beads on the stage and caused that dancer to fall... the one who says Naoimi didn't push that bitch down the stairs.

Sorry for that... it was on last night and it's fresh in my memory.

jim's picture

WE GIVE A SHIT WHY? SHE IS FAMOUS BECAUSE? LET 2011 BE THE YEAR WHERE FUCKING NO TALENT WHORES AND REALITY LOSERS ARE CONSIDERED 'STARS' AND THE FUCKING WORLD GETS OF THEIR FUCKING COUCHES AND STOPS WATCHING THIS FUCKING SHIT!

angel_i's picture

LOL!

Um...no. But thanks for playing. That was fun!

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lazee's picture

lol