Thursday, December 30th 2010
Negative Ten
And Dudley Moore just ran the other way... But on a positive note, when the entire paint team from Color Splash doesn't slather layers of Benjamin Moore (in shade: carob) and mahogany varnish on Kim Kardashian's face, she actually looks like a real-life human person who breathes in oxygen with the rest of us!
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Why the hell is her hair like that is she in Jamaica? And I wanna rip that Birkin from her arm...wonder what her little inscription there says...Said Birkin belongs to Kim Kardashian, if found please return to the Dash store closest to you.
IDIOT!!
she looks sooo much better without the layers, upon layers, of make-up on
Submitted by mcnightmare: "when i was a little girl, my friend's mama saw a picture of Stevie Wonder and said 'Oh! He has dreads! Just like Bo Derek!' sigh. white people take the credit for everything, except our collapsing economy."
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!! I like braids though I think Kim's look a tad busted. (I think the quick plait job is for her "music" video.) She's pretty but because I've been forced, through her "reality" shows and relentless self promotion, to see what she's like on the inside, a lot is negated.
(And let's not get delusional folks. We help feed this troll even when we're slamming her on dlisted. For people like the Kardashians, any attention is attention, period.)
Oh, and Happy New Year, heifers!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 2:43pm.
LMAO! She's trying by injection,in more ways than one. I didn't recognize that whore and thought the girl in the photo WAS a Black woman.
who the hell uses a Hermes Birkin Bag for a gym tote???
KK is gonna get honorary Negress status if it kills her.
BTW, this is NOT a good look on her!
EPIC FOLLICLE FAIL!
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@Kndall44. Thank you for making me spit my pop tart all over my work desk.
Fuck, that comment made my hungover day that much more tolerable.
Yikes! That hair is just no.
Tha fuck is going on here?? Did her ass just come back from the islands?
What tha FUCK? Girl, sit down.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Kk is a pretty girl and after hours of heavy makeup and hair time, she becomes "gorgeous".
Frankly, I don't get the krziness over her but to each his own.
BTW, she should NEVER wear her hair like that - NEVER.
Submitted by sonne on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 6:11am.
I'd rather deal with a Predator than a Lardassian. Sure a Predator will probably kill you, but at least he doesn't have a reality show.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:28am.
*stands and applauds*
Beautifully said.
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Follow your emotions anywhere is it really magic in the air?
Never let your feelings get you down. Open up your eyes and look around
It's just an illusion
Girl you know it's true....ooooh ooooh oooooh, I love you!
The only thing she isn't wearing on her face is her usual amount of bronzer, the fake eyelashes, and a dark shade of lipstick. Every other makeup product is present and accounted for.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
The photo doesn't even look like KK. Except for her huge ass, I wouldn't have know it was her. I thought it was some lame look-alike-wannabe.
I know i'm way tardy for the party but a friend of mine told me vía her sis in law who writes a fashion blog that this person kim is pretty but has horrible skin with denta, marks, zit scars and such hence the plasters of. Makeup
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she's not me
She is disgusting
She looks hot and sexy.
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:32pm.
when i was a little girl, my friend's mama saw a picture of Stevie Wonder and said "Oh! He has dreads! Just like Bo Derek!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay...can someone tell me what this bitch has done for mankind recently? This ho and the rest of her litter have done what remarkable act to make society or the world a better place? Other than being pissed on in a lame porn film; what is she and the rest of her ho sisters done? Really? Other than wanting to be famous, what do they contribute other than breathing oxygen?
If I wanted a mouth breather "celebwhore" to follow, any ho that works at the DMV could fill this bitches role in a heartbeat and do it with style.
The Daily Mail compared her hair to that of a Predator's. LOL, that's just wrong.
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342917/Kim-Kardashian-show...
I like the idea of her hair but maybe just not on her. She looks much, much better without all the make-up though.
Why all this hate on her braids???? I sometimes wear this kind of haircut,though the cornrows I sport are differents...
EDIT: The person who did her hair is not really good at it
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Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation.
The Kardtashians symbolize the downfall of civilization as we know it.
With every tacky magazine cover, Rome burns a little more.
Any day now, some mild-mannered bystander will lose it, & unload a round of birdshot on this Scourge of Society.
The people will rejoice.
Does she normally wear a weave or something? All that hair at the end of her braids looks synthetic, and it looks a lot shorter than normal. Either way, not a good look for her...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
With those fuckin cornrows this bitch looks like the girl from 'Orca' who got her leg eaten by the whale or some shit like that. Now if only we could sick that whale on Kim and the rest of the GD Kuntassians
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
I must have watched a shorter version then, But yes, Lachaylo pornstars are infintly better than these kumdumpsters. I don't get it, your family is well-off, somewhat educated and you are naturally gorgeous. Why can't you get a degree and live a life of (easy) diginity? Or if you are desperate for fame, use your parents influence to be a model, or to pay your way into a good arts college and become an actress. It used to be that fame was a means to an end. Le sigh.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
I can't believe it either.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I can't believe I'm saying this, but she looks fucking hot in these photos.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:40am.
I saw the golden shower, but there really isn't anything that could make me think less of her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:01am.
I saw her sex tape (free).
but did you see the pee pee part? Because people on the D keep going on abt her being pissed on. I watched it again to confirm and didn't see this.
Btw: It was so fucking lame that she wore her bra the entire time to cover her plastic boobies. How stupid does she think people are.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
@ Team Valtrex: Thank you! :-) xoxo
*hands Team Valtrex bag of rotten fruit and discarded Kim K perfume to throw at Kartrashians*
*nominates LaChaylo for post of the decade*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
is officially TEAM LACHAYLO!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I know ranting about this latrine with a weave is like ranting about the sky being blue, but GD if I'm not sick of her face. This is clearly PR bullshit her people have made her go through because of comments like ours. But just because she loses 20 lbs of the 25 lbs of makeup she uses it doesn't mean she's less superficial, vapid, idiotic, or unintelligent. She is still a useless whore and the star graduate of the Paris Hilton school of famewhoring.
What's worse is she and her family have no shame flaunting their rich lifestyles in ways that put billionaires to shame. They are tacky, classless, and uncouth, yet they've been put on a pedestal as they grace the cover of trashy rag after trashy rag about their insipid lives. Will Scott Dicksuck and Kourtney stay together? When will Khloe the Sasquatch get pregnant? How will Kim Portapotty ever find a man? Get the Kartrashian bikini body in 10 days!! Please, these ho's get the fat sucked and replaced on a monthly basis.
They represent the worst of society - obtaining riches and fame by being disgusting, revealing, vapid assholes. At least porn stars don't pretend to be anything but what they are. Kim has her little demure act but most of the US has seen her getting it doggystyle. They are the lowest of the low because they have all the dirty, twisted, idiotic details of their life out, and they're rewarded with a reality show, rag covers, perfume deals, diet pill deals, and now record deals. True artistry and hard work is no longer appreciated, and that makes me sad. (Traveling to NYC in the lap of luxury is not hard work.) The woman who threw her drink at her had the right idea. I wish more people would rebel and throw shit at her and her stupid family. Boo them on the street, ignore their show, boycott their products. I would love to see 2011 be the year without the Kartrashians. That is my wish. Maybe society will be a little better once these famewhores disappear.
End rant.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 1:17am.
I think she is very pretty, but I think she was gorgeous before all the surgery. She made herself less attractive.
I think Kourtney is pretty, and has a better body. I also have never heard her speak. :)
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beg to differ, I see 5 hotter women standing in line at the deli every morning, and it's not even their sole purpose in life. Totally in favor of Kardashians not speaking though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I think she is very pretty, but I think she was gorgeous before all the surgery. She made herself less attractive.
I think Kourtney is pretty, and has a better body. I also have never heard her speak. :)
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When I sing this song, I get so teary eyed
Cause you get under my skin, can't let you suck me dry
- Missy Elliott
she has wonky eyes tooooo!!!!
but i guess the new fashion is to have your twat on top of your head , and nobody is talking about her luscious eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus by the look of her calves , she'll have cankles at an older age
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twat:
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what
1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.urbandictionary.com
What amazes me is that after all the plastic surgery, after all the exposure, after the unlimited amount of time and money she could spend to justify her placement on magazine covers, how pathetically average she is. If you're only going to have that one redeeming quality, you damn sure better be the best at it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Mawy, google a picture of her from 2007. Oh, she's had pleeeeeenty. Not wearing much makeup does not hide that.
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When I sing this song, I get so teary eyed
Cause you get under my skin, can't let you suck me dry
- Missy Elliott
I saw her sex tape (free). One of her butt implants dislodged halfway through filming, leaving a large seam across her left cheek. It looked liked Ray J was sodomizing an ottoman with horrendously low standards.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I thought it was Octomom....she is not going to age well..she is already semi marionette looking just like her mom.
She looks like she maybe didn't even have plastic surgery without the makeup on. Yea, that hair is very 1993. And not in the hot way.
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Her ass is so big you can see it from the front!
In thumbnail 6 you can see the outline of her massive crotch lips. If you covered her face you might mistake her for Coco.
For a toilet, she looks good. For a human, she looks like a complete waste of oxygen.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
um, No.
not working.
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When I sing this song, I get so teary eyed
Cause you get under my skin, can't let you suck me dry
- Missy Elliott
I thought it was Michelle Rodriguez.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She's at once both an attention whore and incredibly boring but I've always thought she is very beautiful. She looks SO much better without all that make-up. She shouldn't mess with her face any more.