Baby Mason Does Not Work For Free!
The Kardashians will proudly whore themselves out on every inch of real estate on the ho stroll, but at least they make sure the check is cut before doing so. And now they are passing that rule to live by down to their kin including Kourtney Kardashian's baby son Mason. You won't be seeing much of Mason's face on his family's new reality show Godzilla and Cloverfield Take Manhattan, because the cheap asses at E! refused to stick a $5,000 check into his Pampers every time he appeared in an episode. You can thank Mason's daddy Scott Dickhead for that, because he never lowered his pimp cane during negotiations with E!. A source tells UsWeekly (via Examiner):
"E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, 'Are you out of your mind?' " Another insider told the magazine, "He bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."
The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a rape kit every time I stare at a picture of him, but you can't deny his baby bartering skills. Dude has actually left me in a state of surprised! You'd think that Scott would sell his son out for a bottle of chloroform and a silk paisley scarf that doubles as a thong, but he proved us wrong! Father AND Pimp of the second!
Here's Baby Mason, Kourtney and Scott arriving at LAX yesterday. You will probably receive an invoice under your door from Scott for staring at Baby Mason too long so click quickly.
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Poor little Mason's head is as round as fucking tomato.
Kourt is looking ROUGH! She would be SO hairy if she wasn't famous. Fucking Armenians.
nice refrence to american psycho! apparently, no one else caught it. some of us DO still read BOOKS out here, thanks for the nod. :)
So every whore who has a second on that crap show gets cash? What fresh Hell is this anyhow when a kid who craps a diaper 5 X a day gets a thousand an appearance, nevermind 5K...dead souls need to choke on their greed.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:18am.
Careful Stan Hooper, that shit is a slippery slope! Hos have been fired for their FaceBook pages. I'd delete the Twatter and form another one, away from the prying cunt eyes of the co-worker who's trying to stir shit up.
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There are cases of "Frape," young people tell me. Dumbass stoner college kids hack into Facebook accounts and change profiles/preferences crap 4 mischief. Serious shiz.
Submitted by lazee on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 6:28pm.
For real - I thought that was Paul Stanley from KISS holding a baby.
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Absolutely perfect spot on description !!!
For real - I thought that was Paul Stanley from KISS holding a baby.
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Awww, a pic of 2 Neanderthals, mother & child...
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 2:11pm.
I'm sorry, but I've watched their show ONCE and it was pure shit. Subliminal messages people.
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For realz. I just caught up with that show again recently and it's CONSTANT. I mean, just how dazed IS their market anyway?
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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OMFG Scott should worry more about his wife going out without make up on.
Ugh, why does anyone pay the Kartrashians even 1 cent? They are all unattractive and uninteresting. I had to laugh when one of the youngest said she wanted to be a model. With looks like that?? As for Scott, he dresses like a wanna-be guido or someone's grandfather. That guy has made a living out of sponging off stupid women.
Thank you Scott Disuck for sparing me seeing your fugly spawn.
I'm sorry, but I've watched their show ONCE and it was pure shit. Subliminal messages people.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
TAKE THAT MONEY AND PAY TO HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING KARDASIAN FAMILY KILLED AND I WILL WATCH!
Wow. It's so nice to see them looking normal for a change. They look great.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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The fresh faced look isn't working for her.
I seriously doubt the Kardashians are going anywhere. If anything, they will be MORE prominent in 2011 because they are now promoting the two younger girls, and inevitably either Kourtney or Khloe will get pregnant this year, and Kim will be so depressed about it she will manage to find a sperm donor somehow. There's really nothing anybody can do about it except look away.
*jumps off building*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ Stan Hooper.
Good advice out here. I'd delete that mofo account as soon as possible. TRUST NO ONE!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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Pfft . . . well, that sh!t show should tank now that the real star is out :P
BTW, a few months back I saw a pic of Chewbacca with Lamar's daughter in one of the rags and Chewbacca got all nervous-like in the face, prolly thinking, "Oh, funk! His babymomma's gonna kill me now!" BWAHAHAHAHA!! Word is that Lamar's babymomma does not want his kids filmed for the show or photographed under any circumstances.
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There's no doubt that kid is Armenian.
i don't hate them.
but i would love for my body to look like kourtneys! minus the fake bewbs.
but girl looks good!
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
Who watches their shit show that they are able to negotiate?
Fuck what a world we live in.
Scott, put DOWN the Grecian formula!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
fuck, if I have to hear, see, smell or view anything Whoretrashian I will not make it through the year...please God, the Universe and all the saints...please anihillate all things Kardashian in 2011....I really loathe this crew to their core.
I can't even try to watch this fuckfest, so I really don't care. Besides, I'm glad they aren't letting a BABY get pimped. In fact, FUCK that whole stupid family!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Christ on a cupcake!
That is one ugly kid.. they're going to need to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
And yes.... I hate myself for saying this.
"The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a rape kit every time I stare at a picture of him"
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I'm rollin' right now!
Seriously, is that poor child even Scott's baby? And would he even care if it was or not, since he can profit from the situation either way?
mama kris taught him well. even tho his first attempt was a fail. he's prolly assuming that this will keep him in kris's good graces forevah.
on a side note...is mason really even scott's baby??? whatever happened to that male model who wanted a paternity test?
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:52am.
This family makes me want to vomit. WHY DOES ANYONE WATCH THEIR STUPID SHOW!!??? There is a special place in hell for people who support their dumb asses by tuning in.
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Uhhooh, I watch it, and I kinda like Kim. Better go prepare lots o glasses of ice cold water so I can be ready!
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
When did she marry Michael Scott? I *love* him in "The Office"!
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
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First Kourtney is a member of the lucky sperm club. Then despite her being vapid, talentless, and unattractive, she is on a TV show earning millions for doing fuck all. She wants the baby she made with that gay guy to get $5,000 per episode? Child please.
This family makes me want to vomit. WHY DOES ANYONE WATCH THEIR STUPID SHOW!!??? There is a special place in hell for people who support their dumb asses by tuning in.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Thanks folks for the sage advice, I deleted my Twitter page. Screw that. I'm not anyone's patsy. I didn't appreciate that I wasn't told I was under the main account when in fact, my twitter has been up for YEARS before the main one for my company was created. So I'm out.
Twitter is a wasteland anyway. I tweeted the birth of my son and NO one sent a congrats not even my co-workers who "follow" me. Go figure!!
As far as my facebook. I don't have it set to where I bitch about work (my stay at home moms don't give a shit) and I have no co-workers on it. It's where I post my kids pics for my mom friend. And I've set it up where the public can't see my info.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Stormbandleader's comments remind of the cylon who controlled the ship on Battlestar Galatica!
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Kourtney huh? I thought this was a very tired looking Padma Lakshmi
The baby looks like a baby. Like a little Ross Perot. They all look to same to me. Can you tell I don't care for kids?
Anyhoo, what's the deal with the Scott guy? Is he super-rich or something? And why the hair? Is that Dapper Dan hair grease? Who does that on purpose?
And to the poster about FB. I don't trust ANYONE. I use a fake name, a completely separate email address for the account & I have that shit locked up tighter than a virgin. You can't have privacy & everyone as your friend on a social network. This is just a high tech version of gossiping. If you put your shit out there, you need to assume it will be repeated & trust, people will find out stuff was coming from you.
And I completely agree with you, no one owns your private life, but stop giving shit away. So its up to you to guard it fiercely. Most people at work have NOTHING better to do than stir the turd (they have no life).
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:45am.
Hard to tell....the Tardtrashian genes are frighteningly strong. Judging by the baby's face, it looks like Khloe impregnated Kourtney for fuck's sake.
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Holy shit, you may be right. GD. People need to drop the Lardassian-cover rags and pick up some damn pitch forks and torches!!
This creepy mother fucker over here thinks his kid is worth 5000 and epi? GTFO
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Starqz on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:59am.
I really, really hope that's not covered in a post. Three Kardashian posts on one page would be tragic.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
I still say cut off the head of Paris Hilton, and everyone she spawned will die too.
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I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
Well speak of the devil guys, look what just happened here..http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/30/scott-disick-photographer-fight-video-miami-kourtney-kardashian/
Dudes eyes are climbin in my window and snatchin up my soul!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
that baby is oogily ugly and i hate him already too
CAN WE PLEASE! PLEASE!!!! STOP WITH THE KARTRASHIANS!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!??????
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Say what you want about the BOGO box of douchebags that birthed that baby (no really, say what you want, I can't wait to read it);
but that is one CUTE as Fuck baby.
And because I know this will interest the sluts here, there are entire sectors of the web obsessed with Scott Dickhead's dick situation.
Do a google image search on "scott disick bulge"; and you will see what I mean. Apparently the man is packing and that's what's required to stir the sasquatch family gene pool.
Dude has seriously rapey eyes.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
If I could produce/orchestrate/direct a Kardashian killing spree, I would have Scott tie Kris and Bruce up, make them watch as the daughters go first and in birth order, then the rest, then them, and have Scott finally swallow a sawed-off shotgun discharge.
*calls Seacrest with story idea*
I don't ever need to see that baby. Thanks, but no thanks Kardashians.
(btw, their stupid mother doesn't even know the difference between "here" and "hear")
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I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
You all are so evil! But I'm just as evil since I'm laughing at all the comments. I wish I could come up with something clever to add but I cannot think of anything that hasn't already been covered. You all are the best!
The burning question in my little cupcake mind is " Who in the hell wants to see the kid?" If you do, then you have some issues this cupcake does not want to deal with.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:28am.
submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:18am.
Careful Stan Hooper, that shit is a slippery slope! Hos have been fired for their FaceBook pages. I'd delete the Twatter and form another one, away from the prying cunt eyes of the co-worker who's trying to stir shit up.
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Yeah. I agree. That's one of the shitty things about the times we're living in -- Everything becomes Public Domain on the internet. I've read about divorce lawyers using Facebook and Twitter statuses as evidence in court.
Maybe start a new one under a fake name and use code names for people you want to bitch about?
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I've just read a true-crime book about one of the most gruesome murders in University of Texas history (with decapitation and mutilation), "Descent into hell", and everything the murderer Colton Pitonyak and his accomplice lover written on Facebook is in the book, it was used to incriminate them, became evidence and was used during the trial.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:41am.
Are we even sure Mason is Scott Dicksuck's?
Hard to tell....the Tardtrashian genes are frighteningly strong. Judging by the baby's face, it looks like Khloe impregnated Kourtney for fuck's sake.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR