Double The Awwwwws
And here's Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka putting their double dose of BABY!!!! on display in the pages of People Magazine for all of us to coo and awww (or hiss at if you've tested positive for a slobber allergy) at! A couple of fun facts: 1) Baby Harper Grace and Baby Gideon Scott will call NPH "papa" and David "daddy." 2) A dollop of NPH's man chowder and a dollop of David's man chowder were used with two eggs from the same donor to make their twin babies (Maury's brain just turned inside/out).
Looking at NPH and David with their chirruns makes me ALMOST (but not really) wish I had one of my very own so that together we could pose in a blue jeans/white t-shirt photo shoot. When you get up to heaven, before the gate keeper, Estelle Getty, lets you in, she'll ask you a series of questions from a check list and one of those will be: "Did you pose in a blue jeans/white t-shirt photo shoot with your family?"
You haven't lived life until you've got photographic proof that you once dressed like you just rolled out of a Wilson Phillips video or were a member of a branch of Karen's Kids who specialized in creating interpretive dances set to the songs of the Free to be...You and Me album.
I just wish NPH and David went all the way by posing in front of a blue sky background with sunflowers in their mouths. Oh, and they should definitely be sitting on those fancy white scroll pedestals. Definitely.
And here's another shot of NPH throwing David a "I think baby just farted on my hand" look:
via ONTD
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AWWWW, double double AWWWW's :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
@boston61
No, you are not a gay liberal Democrat...YOU are sick if you think this is sick. Do you think those people didn't think this out before they had those babies? Don't you think those babies have an advantage because they were actually wanted and planned for? How can that hurt them? Or us?
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:43pm.
What Chef Cat Cora and her wife did, each of them carried each other's children, is one of the most repulsive things I have ever heard. The problem with this entire thread is none of you ever think of what's best for the child. You only think of what's best for the selfish adult. Cat Cora is an abomination. Her kids will be mentally ill someday. No fathers and all of that embryo swapping. SICK!!! (I am a gay liberal Democrat)
Submitted by CandyCanze on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 9:33am.
It's not about me being wrong. I didn't write the Bible, God did and God does not condone this behaviour. If you think God approves of this, you are under Satan's regime.
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Oh, I see, you are one of those delusional folks.
It's spelled BEHAVIOR - drop the U (or lets DROP YOU - on your head. Although it's clearly already happened to you, numerous times.
By the way, are you actually JulieinSD using another account?
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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you.
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Here's another question I've been pondering- What is all this shit about Angels? Have you herd this? 3 out of 4 people belive in Angels. Are you FUCKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. 30 years of street drugs will get you some fucking Angels my friend!
- George Carlin
This is all very cute, and all, but why try and have your genetic kids (and this goes for both straights and gays), when there are so many children just waiting to be adopted? I hope these two, should they decide to expand their family, go in for adoption the next time around.
*STANDING O FOR RAYVNSKYE*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Whoever the fuck said THIS bullshit:
Once a child is born there is no excuse for the parents separating.
Yeah fuck you. My mom was raped at 14, had me, got married when she was 23, and that sickfuck raped me weekly for almost 4 years. (He served 12 years for it, too, when I FINALLY said something.)
I used to PRAY that my 'parents' would get divorced.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH with your all-encompassing and totally judgmental statements.
@julesinSD
1)You... DO know the author of this blog is a gay man, right?
2) I sincerely hope people like you die in some slowly torturous way.
3) WHAT IF A STRAIGHT DUDE'S WIFE DIES? Should he give up his kids just so they have a 'mom'?
FUCK YOU up your under-used twat. Maybe if you got laid once in awhile you wouldn't be SO overly concerned with where some strange dude shoves his cock.
(Also, homosexuality is EVERYWHERE in nature, so it is TOTALLY natural. Bonobos monkeys anyone?)
Unless of course you're JOKING, in which case, you need better sarcasm font.
*Happily throws around copies of Heather Has Two Mommies, some gay porn mags, test tubes with embryos, and flowers *
What Chef Cat Cora and her wife did, each of them carried each other's children, is one of the most repulsive things I have ever heard. The problem with this entire thread is none of you ever think of what's best for the child. You only think of what's best for the selfish adult. Cat Cora is an abomination. Her kids will be mentally ill someday. No fathers and all of that embryo swapping. SICK!!! (I am a gay liberal Democrat)
Aw, these guys are beyond cute with their little babies. Smart of them to have the surrogate have both babies at the same time - that way when the Nutjob Right Wing Theocracy comes, they can say that their children have their genetic material and keep them. Reminds me of what Chef Cat Cora and her wife did: each of them carried each other's children, so each of them gave birth and their kids have the same sperm donor. Thus all are related by blood and by live birth.
The stuff gay and lesbian parents have to do to protect their kids from hate-filled, fearful idiot homophobes...
Am very sorry... :(
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:55pm.
Once a child is born there is no excuse for the parents separating. Too late. They must be mature and stay together to raise the child in security.
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Mine divorced after my pedophile father fucked my shit up at the age of TWELVE.
You can go to hell with your sanctimonious bullshit.
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I raised my kids alone for a few years and they are just fine. My kids are better behaved than a lot of their classmates in two parents homes.
Thanks, Aunt Bea:)
Right back atcha! XO
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:34pm.
Well said Angel ~ Happy New Year to you!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 9:21am.
I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit.
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I think I found my new siggy, if I may.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I'm not sure I have the patience to read through all the crazy bible thumping (which I sincerely hope is trolling) to see if this was addressed, but they both seem to be holding the same baby in both pics. Do they only hold the one that is genetically theirs, or what?
ETA: (After reading through the thread) As one of those horrible barren women I sure wish I could afford to "buy a baby like a piece of furniture". So if you can't get pregnant you're just out of luck I guess?
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:32pm.
Oh shit. Angel and Suck. Clam chowder soup just came out my nose. Oww. It fucking hurts.
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Wait a minute, after Michael K's description of dollops of man chowder, you went and ATE chowder????
OT: Doogie seems like he'd be a great parent.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
Bottom line, boston61 is a liar mouf, those true winger nut jobs do this, they claim not to be a winger to create some lame ass illusion and then turn around and blast everyone with the old, "see you LIB'RALS are asszholes like you call us blah blah blah...."
No one cares what you are, as long as you own it and don't advocate evil and heinous acts of hate, etc...
Not that you will find a lot of conservatives on this site mind you.
boston61, cuz you are still here, just OWN IT, be who you are, don't play these stupid games.
But spewing hate and indignant ramblings just gets you no where. Or don't and continue to amuse us with your insightful embellished rantings you pick up at all those family value winger sites.
And stop masturbating to your Palin/McCain posters, they lost, get over it.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:13pm.
Better looking babies is whats most important, afterall.
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Finally! The voice of reason!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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Heaven is what you make of it and hell is what you go through.
Hugs to you all.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
>hmmm what if one of the parents were to be taken to Narnia for good...then there'd only be one parent...from the caca that i've been reading, it would appear that the leftover parent would be no damned good ALONE and would have to force-feed a replacement parent(opposite gender of course) back into the mix to satisfy...uhmmm...wait, to fit into some sort of....uhmmm...wait, losing train of thought and thinking about the .5 in 2.5 children....What's that all about? Oh, the American dream...white picket fence, mom, dad, 2.5 children, dog, blah blah BULLSH/T<
JUST THINKING TO MYSELF :>
O no - I din't mean to steal up Uvy's hugs!
I just meant to prove that I'm not making shit up.
At the end of the day, we're all dealt a hand and we gotta play it. Happiness, success, fulfillment is really not a construct of any particular number or kind of people or things - it's about what you do with what you've got. How much love you get DOES matter. Where it comes from does not. Otherwise we may as well just all kill ourselves as soon as we're old enuff to know we don't gots perfect families - what would be the point of continuing on?
I din't CHOOSE to be a single mother any more than I CHOSE to be a victim of child abuse. It's just that sometimes I played my cards well and sometimes I didn't and SOMETIMES it was all about the luck of the draw. There's really nothing more to it than that. And if people want to judge me for not being a perfect player then so be it. I'm really too busy to care deeply - I've got a game to play and I plan on winning it.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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"How I met your bunion"
MK can't leave you guys alone for 20 minutes without one of you coming in here and messing up the place.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:18pm.
*waiting for MK's mod to delete everyone's posts*
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RACISM!! DISCRIMINATION!! This aint an authoritarian nation!!
However, this is definitely not mass. Boston wanted to make it a mass service up in here. Two things would happen if we all didn't rise up: 1) Pedo's in fking church robes would come in, and, 2) we would be forced to repent for doing nothing wrong. You damn well know neither is gonna be allowed to happen by us misfits. That is all.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
*waiting for MK's mod to delete everyone's posts*
(((((HUGS FOR MAH ANGEL)))))♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:35pm.
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Ovation! Boston got made. We can all go home now.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
(((((HUGS))))) angel_i
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:58pm.
HERE GO HELL COME!!!
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ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{separately, hugs to Uvy; sads on that}}
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:11pm.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Well, i'm glad gay guys are using their own bukkake to make babies. If it's one thing i've noticed in life, it's that gay guys have hot sisters. Better looking babies is whats most important, afterall.
(((HUGS)))@ISMU but also - congratulations...only becuz not every kid gets the little bit of comfort a divorce can offer in that situation. Certainly not this kid.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
I bet Ol' Boston is masturbating furiously over all the attention we're giving him here. Probably over a poster of Sarah Jessica Parker's HIDEOUS BARREN CHILD BUYING arse.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:55pm.
Once a child is born there is no excuse for the parents separating. Too late. They must be mature and stay together to raise the child in security. If they truly love their child they will not separate because children from single parent home face far more adversity then those from a complete family unit.
That is just fucking stupid. Just because 2 parents are together, doesn't mean the child is being raised in security! If there is constant conflict, or chaos, or abuse, etc. going on in the house it does not create a sense of security for the child, and in fact does the complete opposite. If the parents separate and each individual home provides a sense of safety and comfort, that is FAR better than 2 people with a shitty relationship staying together out of obligation.
"children from single parent home face far more adversity then those from a complete family unit". What are you using to support this statement, other than your uneducated opinion? I'm a therapist, with specialties in child/adolescent behavior and family systems, and I can tell you, there is ZERO research to support your claim. Go educate yourself before making blind assertions.
LMAO angel!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Uvy,(((((HUGS)))))♥♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:03pm
you are correct. and i am sure that there are conservatives who are accepting of alternative lifestyles. but 'family values' does not equal spewing hate about gay couples and adoption and single parenting.
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
Aw nice, jack! Glad to make you smile.
You owe me one now:)
*tapes mistletoe to gunt*
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:02pm.
Thanks, Jacko.
Wanna feel me up? I have daddy issues...
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this would have been FINE 15 minutes ago shithead!! *lovingly pats Uvy on the head*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Uvy <3
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
Submitted by Bitchette1 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:24pm.
Boston, kids need loving parent/s. PERIOD. being married and being finically stable does not a good parent make.
you sure as hell don't sound like a liberal dem. more like a conservative bible bashing tea bagger.
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Seriously, I'm not even about to take sides on this ... (who really wants to go through all these posts) ... but why do people have to throw political parties into the the conversation? Just b/c someone feels differently does NOT immediately make them a conservative "bible bashing tea bagger" ... Don't tell me that there are no fuckin' democrats out there that still believe in family values. If they dont - then WE are ALL screwed! I would HOPE that a liberal would see the importance of a 2 parent household regardless of how left leaning they are. Regardless of the sex of these parents ... it sucks to be a single parent. I wouldnt wish it on anyone let alone make a conscious effort and mission in life to raise a child alone.
Thanks, Jacko.
Wanna feel me up? I have daddy issues...
:P
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:55pm.
Once a child is born there is no excuse for the parents separating. Too late. They must be mature and stay together to raise the child in security.
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Mine divorced after my pedophile father fucked my shit up at the age of TWELVE.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
But boston61, you dint answer me, you do realize Obama was raised by a single parent, right?????
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:45pm.
Lot's of labels coming from closed minded losers.
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Well, that's one thing we can both agree on.
Happy New Year, homo:)
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This made me laugh harder than I think I have laughed in a very long time!!! thank you, miss angel. :)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:55pm.
Once a child is born there is no excuse for the parents separating. Too late. They must be mature and stay together to raise the child in security.
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Mine divorced after my pedophile father fucked my shit up at the age of TWELVE.
You can go to hell with your sanctimonious bullshit.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
FAT PATROL!!
WILL ALL FAT POSTERS PLEASE STEP UP TO THE WHITE LINE!
I REPEAT: ALL FAT POSTERS ON THE WHITE LINE!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:57pm.
Any gay D-lister want to contribute some sperm for my loser ass, PLEASE?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 3:55pm.
I'm sorry no man has ever really love you. Are you fat?
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AHH FUCKING OOLOL!!
HERE GO HELL COME!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.