Guess Who's Co-Starring In Kim Kardassian's Music Video?

@JoeSchmo: Yup - agree w/you there.

Don't be scared of my avi - have a *hug* ;)

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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by stank on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 2:55pm.

Where were you the day music died.

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Well, I was singing:

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry...

(o no - wait a second - that was the day video killed the radio star...hmmm...)

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I was Rockin' the Casbah, but the Sharif didn't like it...

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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy

Hype Williams is attaching himself to this "project". Geesh!

Christmas in Hollis courtesy of RUN-DMC...

I hate to defend this vapid and insidious bitch, but she is NOT FAT. Y'all have some pretty fucked up minds to be calling this chick fat. Or ANY person, for that matter. I'm guessing you don't like yourself that much, either. I have a serious problem with her ruining her already pretty face with fucked up surgery, but calling someone something they obviously aren't just makes you look like a huge asshole.

As far as brainless Kim here putting out music, it doesn't even surprise me. These stupid bitches with money can buy all the studio time and recording expenses they want - who is going to say no to all that money, especially out there? So hideous people like her and every other idiot that thinks of themselves as an "artist" can put out their crap...fine. I just refuse to acknowledge it.

Someone finally posted a pic of her with her unphotoshopped skin tone. Why do they always lighten people's skin tone with photoshop?

she's been dipping in baby Mason's di-di...and smearing his poop on her face...that is what it looks like, I loathe this cumdumpster, pissed on nobody with all my being...and me do thinks that 2011 will be a ban the WHORETRASHIANS from everything media related. She is a slut cunt with no brain and looks like a plastic barbie...and I swear I would take bids on anyone who wants to annihilate this fucktard of a family...they make my stomach churn...I lost all respect for Odom and Jenner associating with the cumdumpster of all cumdumpters and their pimp mamma...damn, they make me sick!!

Submitted by stank on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 2:55pm.

Where were you the day music died.

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Well, I was singing:

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry...

(o no - wait a second - that was the day video killed the radio star...hmmm...)

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Where were you the day music died.

kim is paris 2.0. & imo that lace front looks synthetic.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 12:41pm.
Again @JoeSchmo: (Just re-read your post).

"I get it that people like Kathy Griffin needs cosmetic help cuz Kathy is homely..."

"Sooo glad I don't live in such a shallow place where it's more about how you look"....

LMAO!

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Yes, I laughed too when I read your response. I sense a small contradiction here; *ahem*. The reality is that everybody to some extent judges people by how they look. Kathy G is talented and does have a good body but not a particularly pretty face by general standards. I guess she felt that her talent and good body wasn't enough. I'm not judging her - in her shoes I'd probably do the same thing. Just glad I don't live there and don't work in that of profession.

P.S. Your avie scares me, so I'm backing out of the room very slowly ;)

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Again @JoeSchmo: (Just re-read your post).

"I get it that people like Kathy Griffin needs cosmetic help cuz Kathy is homely..."

"Sooo glad I don't live in such a shallow place where it's more about how you look"....

LMAO!

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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy

@JoeSchmo: Kathy Griffins face may be busted but she's rocking a hard bod for 51. Also, Kathy has actual *talent* as opposed to this cum dumpster piss-pot. Just sayin'.

As for Kim - she's starting to look more and more like Julie Newmar (no offence, Julie)

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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy

Strange that people who are born with a genuinely pretty face, like Kim K. go ahead and mess it anyway. I get it that people like Kathy Griffin needs cosmetic help cuz Kathy is homely and older but Kim K still has youth on her side. She doesn't need to be slapping all that clown make-up on or getting stuff tweaked and pulled.

Sooo glad I don't live in such a shallow place where it's more about how you look and less about what else you have to offer in terms of intellect, smarts & talent.

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There she goes again, copying Kim Zolciak!

Note: I'm hinting here, in hopes that Kim Z. will have someone read it to her and start repeating it in the media, because I think it would outrage Kim K., even though she's no better than Kim Z., and may actually have less class. I can't picture Kim Z. allowing the likes of Ray J. to pee on her, on film or otherwise. He has no money, and I think it would gross her out.

Moreover, Kim Zolciak actually has an amusing personality, a sense of humor, and some semblance of rhythm--as long as you don't make her sing at the same time. Kim Kardashian is the most boring celebrity in the history of celebrities.

Plus, it's clear from the photo above that Kim Kardashian is that bitch who leaves a shmear of tan-beige on every top she tries on. If Kim enters your store, keep track, because everything she tries on and doesn't buy is headed to the deep discount rack. That one lonely top in my size that's left when I get there is invariably the one she (or her ilk) have tagged with their gross makeup. She should be forced to wear a plastic hood when trying on clothing (and maybe just in life, generally).

Kim Kardashian has a music video?! The world is definitely coming to an end!

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This chick is way too fat, too old and too untalented. They are going to stretch the video to make her thin. Then, she's just going to show her fake boobs and flabby ass the whole time.

I'm actually a little surprised that she's going through with this. Yes I know she is the messiah of attention whores but I didn't think she would make this much of a joke of "career". A true narcissist wouldn't let herself look this bad. Joan Rivers took every gig they offered her but I'm pretty sure she never made an album.

This greasy stump needs a bath worse than Blohan. Fucking nasty!

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imagine trying to wash all this maybelline out of the sheets once this trick lays on her back to get the pee treatment...
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so lessee..
Sex Tape - check
Reality Show - Check
tacky ho clothes store - Check
appearing at the opening of anything - Check
peddling makeup so YOU TOO can look like a Madame Tussaud figure - Check
Perfume just in case you want to smell like RayJ piss - Check.
endless photo shoots with the same vacant BJ face - Check
and now droppin a CD

What's left?

Die would be refreshing change.

Who's the fatassclown and why is she mistaken to be relevant?

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she seriously has about 5 pounds of foundation on her face!

G'night My Knight of Vernacular...*wink..go with it.
I'm sharing your same cough, but I've also got the snotty nose and fever..but we'll always share this until we meet again..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=695OjkGWk-M

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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois

I think you're onto something Nitty! Mebbe "Kim" means antichrist on earth, but in another universe it might mean "Dog" or sumpin.
anyhow, I think my cough has settled down, so I can goes to bed. Its been a pleasure! Night night Dame Nit of Wit.

*chanting as always*

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 1:19am.

Ha Nitty!!
I don't even play a lawyer on TV but I do loves to argue!

I love your avie, finally saw entire episode. cracked my silly ass up!
speaking of asses, I wonder if Kim is laughing at us.
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You know what this last year has taught me? That being named "Kim" is highly overrated...and it's only a matter of time before they all cancel one another out..We've got Kim K., Kim Zolciak, Kim Richards..It's like a vacuum. It will have to implode sooner or later.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois

Ha Nitty!!
I don't even play a lawyer on TV but I do loves to argue!

I love your avie, finally saw entire episode. cracked my silly ass up!
speaking of asses, I wonder if Kim is laughing at us.

*chanting as always*

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 1:05am.

See now Miss Nit of Witty, if you hung out under the table like I do, you wouldn't have to worry about falling off those pesky stools!
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That made me giggle like a total dork. Honey, if my toad stools could talk..on second thought...blech..
Sure you aren't a lawyer? That was the best argument I've heard all year tho..for true!
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois

See now Miss Nit of Witty, if you hung out under the table like I do, you wouldn't have to worry about falling off those pesky stools!

*chanting as always*

I can't wait 'til someone tells this one that she looks fucking old as hell. She looks like a 38 year old trying to look 25 and failing miserably.

And I imagine her video is only going to feature her posing her way to a club or something cuz she can't dance. She can't even shake what she spent so much $$$ on!

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 12:39am.

I'm not one to ever defend this slunt, but I have to believe she prolly figured: if Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, Rihana, and Bieber can do it, why can't I?
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Oh. My. Geezy.
You've taken away any valid point I had as to why this heifer should never be allowed to make a CD.
*falls off bar stool into deep coma only to be awakened by Beiber or SwifT v2.0 in 15 years
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois

I'm not one to ever defend this slunt, but I have to believe she prolly figured: if Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, Rihana, and Bieber can do it, why can't I?

*chanting as always*

Um, didn't this famewhore pay attention when parasite tried to be a "singer?" Stupid people with money. YIKES!

Lardassian and Gay Fish are perfect for each other.
Her face looks like a Halloween mask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTItUPtgxcs

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0arosa8qIkc/TNKLIaKf6ZI/AAAAAAAAMKk/1HVenvXZuM...

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 8:43pm.

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Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 7:59pm.

This is why I'm concerned. Kanye has a lot of influence. He's like Oprah. If he says something is cool or deep, people will believe it. He has to think her song is good enough if he's in the video. UGH! Just kill me now!

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We can only hope that this will dive bomb both of their careers. A 2 for 1.
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Ahah! I like the way you think! One stone kills two turds!

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YES! If he loses what's left of his credibility, and her stuff isn't good, they will both be gone!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*gulp* I hope so. :/

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:18pm.

Yeah, it's very scary. I was going to link to just the photo, but the article is interesting so I left it at that.

It's just that I look at pictures of this Kardassian when MK posts them, and her lips look odd but strangely familiar, and I thought, "who the hell has a bottom lip that forms a V when their mouth is open?" and I thought of Roger. Of course, he doesn't have a jaw, but this girl had this done cosmetically.

Not that I think badly of Roger Ebert, but his appearance is shocking, considering how many years he was on TV and looked so different. This is a guy who talked for a living, and obviously loved his food, and he hasn't been able to eat or talk for a couple of years now.
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2012 is getting closer.....

1,500pt. bonus for bringing the Sleestaks into this fucking mess.

:D

I keep looking at this picture and cannot get over the amount of makeup on her face.

Yes, Seacrest is the Devil, but I still say cut the head off of Paris Hilton, and they all will perish. (If not for Kim's exposure with Paris, Seacrest would not have known who she was)

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I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

She's got like over 5.5 million twitter followers, and ShowBiz Tonight reported that she get's lke 10K per tweet!

Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 9:04pm.

It's like she went to a plastic surgeon and asked for the Princess Jasmine mask.
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Or the Ebert.
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howdareyou - I read the Ebert article, crap - they're suggesting that some of these cancers are viral in nature? Too scary.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

I was at this session and Kanye pissed into her mouth while she "sang". It is going to be the best album ever!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...

I actually almost feel a little sorry for Pussy Cat Nicole...she is ALWAYS being compared and confused with this slag. At least Pussy Cat WON Dancing w/the "Stars" and she can sing...

Yeah, she is/was BFF's with Parasite, but you can thank Ryan Gaycrest for the never ending Kardashian's.....he is "creator" and Exec. Prod. of their dumb ass show.

Every time she opens her mouth like that, I want to insert a urinal cake.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Typical hollywood wannabe move, by a totally untalented attention whore. She should just stick to getting pissed on in the face, in porn films; it's about the only thing she's apparently good at...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

What I like about her - she has these 2 bowling balls for an ass on top of two of the shortest legs ever. Rivaling Brit-Brit's thick, stubby legs. It's ridiculous, to put it mildly, and she has had an ass job - in old pics it isn't that obnoxious. Now you could use it as a tray table to put your drink on. Is that what Gay Fish will be doing in her vid? That I'd wanna see. I'm sure it can be done.

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