The One Where Rupert Everett Throws Shade At Jennifer Aniston
That wheezy old queen Rupert Everett has stumbled onto the stage with a sloshy martini in one hand and an ashy cigarette in the other to serve us another spoon full of his piping hot cunt nectar. Rupert's face looks like a grandpa's wrinkly testicle and he's just as itchy on the inside. Thank the fuck for that, because I do love a good bitchy quote from Rupert. And this time Rupert is going on about how Hollywood is still homophobic and how it's a shame that Jennifer Aniston is the epitome of a flop queen and yet she's still embraced by the powers that be. Pull up a ripped velvet stool and breathe in the smoke that Rupert exhaled to BBC's Radio 4:
On how even though you can't spell "show business" without glitter and sequins, it's still a straight world: "I think show business is ideally suited for heterosexuals, it's a very heterosexual business, it's run mostly by heterosexual men, and there's a kind of pecking order. I think the position of women is a pretty difficult one in show business. If you look at the idea of a drunk women in show business on the skids at the age of 50, and a drunken man in show business on the skids, the drunken man gets an awful amount of support, and the women is a slut."On how the system is biased: "The audience has a completely perception of the performers than the business... But the business is what makes the stars, really. There are lots of women and lots of men in the business that the powers that be decide are the right people and they'll stand with them for quite a long time."
On Jennifer Aniston: "Like Jennifer Aniston will just have one too many total flops. But she's still a member of that club. And she will still manage to -- like a star forming in the universe -- a whole lot of things swirling around and suddenly solidifying into yet another vital tasteless romcom: a little glitter next to the Crab Nebula."
There is a crusty layer of truth on top of the shit that comes out of Rupert's mouth, but maybe just maybe he can't get a job because not everyone is like us. Not everyone loves a bitter old bitch around them all the time. Sad, but true. I mean, take what Rupert said about sad ole' Jennifer Aniston. If Rupert simply played sweet by buttering Aniston up, she probably would've instantly fell in love with him and taken him in as her gay husband. Then while Aniston was out earning millions of dollars for starring in those horrific romcoms that always find their way to the bottom of my Netflix queue, Rupert could've leisurely lounged in the yard of her mansion while picking a wedgie out of the South American pool boy's ass. Rupert could've had it all!!!!!
via HuffPo
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He used to be gorgeous, simply gorgeous. Now...yikes! And he has always been bitter, always.
He needs to shut his yap.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 1:05am.
All he's thinking is..Dear God, please let some young guy think I'm intellectual and revealing some huge Hollywood secret and it will get me some young hot dick at sometime soon, because my wrinkly balls are aching with every cold blast of winter's icy chill.
Prose like that brings a tear to me eye.
If I'm stuck on an airplane and a romantic "comedy" comes on, I always hope for one with Aniston. At least she's hot, unlike Renee Zellwegger, Sandra Bullock, and Seabiscuit Jessica Parker.
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Wot happened to Rupe's face? Too much Proactiv?
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
scrotum face
He's friends with madonna, madonna with goop, brad married jen after goop, so it sounds like he is goop's chelsea handler these days... just saying.
At least Jen rom-com has brought the industry 1.02 billion in the US alone and herself over 150 million. If Rup-apart knows that Hollywood is a game then he needs to be a playa like Jen. Jen plays the game very well.
NoirEaster-
You said everything I'm thinking perfectly.
I do think Aniston milks the image of being lonely for whatever reason, but I'm also sick of media making bachelorettes look pathetic. It's not just her. I saw a tabloid in the store the other day headlining "Scorned Women" and they pictured Sandra Bullock! Sexism is alive and well when we don't ever have tabloids about why "he" can't find love, or how "he's" suffering from heartbreak.
Old queen that he might be, Rupert is right about what he's saying, especially regarding Jennifer Aniston.
There is NO WAY with all these flops does she ever go anywhere in her career than the aging TV star with no man and no life.
Jennifer is well on her way to becoming Norma Desmond from "Sunset Blvd".
"I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille". *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I never thought Jennifer Aniston could act. I dont even understand her appeal as an 'actress' or movie star (shrugs)
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"Piping hot cunt nectar" has GOT to be a marketable name for SOMETHING... douche? old lady tea? industrial cleaning solvent? punk band?
Of course, that bitter old queen is right across the board. But, let's not forget that the likes of Jennifer Aniston have millions of fans who go and see any crap they turn out... Show business is a business and as long as there's a market for them, those talentless fame whores will be around.
And on the day that audience evaporates, so will they. Hello, Rubert darling!
That's the true nature of show business.
Well every word of what he said was true. I wish he was one of my gays.
Rupert is crying the "woe is me" sexual orientation discrimination song here. When in fact, its the age discrimination that Rupert has been inflicted with with. Like an old aging Hollywood actress, Rupert has not looked good in years. He's lost his looks and his appeal. There are too many young gays right now that can do just fine.
Suck it up Rupert. Go do theater for now you jack wagon.
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I have no idea what he specifically said since the piece I read said he "mused," but he apparently also dropped the gem that Colin Firth is stealing roles from gay men.
Fucker's delusional, bitter, jealous and washed up so he's throwing out some big names to try to stay relevant and in the news. Wah, wah wah.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
EVERYONE in Hollyweird is overpaid.
*snort* at piping hot cunt nectar....
however, this wheezy old queen is correct...but happened to rupert's face?
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
When a British Thespian runs on about his contempt for Hollywood and its "undeservedly successful" actors,it helps to have a wide acting range and notable success on stage and screen. Lawrence Olivier said it all around sixty years ago-does this twitzy-twee bitch think this is NEWS?
Vain,spiteful, of minimal acting range,and ugly enough to stop a clock simply won't do.
I guess he forgot about that POS The Next Best Thing with old Vadge. He's got quite a few flops on his resume too. At least Aniston is easy on the eyes and has something pleasant coming out of her yap mostly.
LOL Nit of Wit
*chanting as always*
All he's thinking is..Dear God, please let some young guy think I'm intellectual and revealing some huge Hollywood secret and it will get me some young hot dick at sometime soon, because my wrinkly balls are aching with every cold blast of winter's icy chill.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Hating a harmless cartoon like Jennifer Aniston eludes me. I do not understand that phenom.
I have nothing for her but can certainly see that she is entirely unoffensive and that she's appealing, aged well and is marketable.
Rupert fails all the above.
He sorely misses the mark with his comparison.
Rupert's a delusional self appointed "victim" of the industry whose only real aggressor is himself.
Nobody's out to get him or punish him, he's just not appealing or saleable and it's all on account of his dumbass mouth.
As c-list as Aniston's level is, she's still bankable.
But even as hacked as he stands tipsy today (god, those are some fucked up wrinkle lines) he's still, well, err, uhm -he still has something to work with that has audience appeal.
My advice to Rupert? -shit, shave and shut your fucking mouth.
WhAt in the fuckity fuck fuck HApPened to that ol' ho?!! Did not recognize him. At all.
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I think most people know this information already. He better watch out or Maniston will sick her 8,0000 cats on him!
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:54pm.
You know you're fug when Ginge Minge throws you shade.
LOL.
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
The moral of the lesson- life is a bitch, you marry one or in Rupert case’s case maybe just date them or even become one? That said let’s hope Rupert’s fans have the tenacity to ignore his public rants, and the God Sheba wakes up and realizes he’s been kissing Jennifer Aniston’s ass way too much.
Let’s also hope Jennifer’s tears from the Hollywood parking lots don’t wake up all the kids snuggling in for their next episode of Hollywood drivel…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/12/rupert-everett-wants-to-tell-you...
You know you're fug when Ginge Minge throws you shade. Having said that, I like Rupert and the fact that he has the cunt to say the things he believes. buddist brought up Charlie Sheen, who I thought of also. Bazillionaire for a shit show. Now look at Tara Reid. Trainwreck, no repect.
Also, I have always believed Manniston was the luckiest girl on earth because she has no talent and her films are godawful, and yet they keep making them.
Fucking classy-black swan bites? I wanted to see that. :(
*chanting as always*
Gross, who is this old man? He looks my my high school janitor perv.
Everyone looks better with a tan, even this English truth-sayer! I agree with what he says mostly and point to Charlie Sheen's "career" drug-taking as exhibit #1 ! Now imagine a Hollywood actress who's that age with those "issues".
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
That picture has to be before he got spackled. The one from the Daily News is from Blithe Spirit on B'Way. Post face-filler.
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He is totally right. Everything she's in is SHIT and yet she's still everywhere. Seriously, I hope she just disappears one day, famewhore.
lol@ MK and his "piping hot cunt nectar".
Ok Rupert! You were at one time a gorgeous man - what the fuck happened?
While I have no animosity towards Aniston, I will agree she does too many romcoms.
That being said Rupert, your best friend is Madonna. Her movies have not exactly been successful over the years, and yet she gets movies offered to her.
As far as romcoms, you made "My Best Friends Wedding" which was a romcom and threw you into the spotlot, and you also made that awful romcom with Madonna, which was so bad I can't even remember its name.
If anyone knows how to to choose a shit movie to showcase your mediocre to non existent talent... well, he's got that market cornered.
Rupert ain't so far gone to NOT know how the bidness of Hollywood is...
You don't turn a profit...you don't fucking WORK!!! Which would explain his piddling career (and that shit hurts to write...because there was a time when I thought he was THE SHIT!!!)...
Whatever Jennie don't make on the front end of the release...she obviously pulls it in overseas and on DVD...
I mean...really, I'm sick of all these Brit Bitches taking swipes at J.A....she should hire me to give them a run for their fucking money...
Rupert has Bruce Jennered his face.
Sad.
I heart Radio 4. worth the licence fee alone etc.
Someone who looks THAT similar to Lyle Lovett really shouldn't be chuckin' stones.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Jesus Christ. I cannot get over how hard time has been on this once beautiful man. I guess that's what too many cigarettes & too little sunscreen & moisturizer will do to ya. And the horrific plastic certainly hasn't helped matters any.
And Rupert has always been a bitchy queen. He's always had a very privileged life that started when he was a child. The guy's got ancestors that were fucking royalty. Literally. So he's always been a spoiled cunt. And now he's bitter because his mouth, his increasingly ghoulish looks, his borderline anti-social personality, & that shitty movie he did with Madonna have killed his fucking career, to the point where he can only do voice roles in animated kid's films or small roles on TV. So now he's went from simply being a bitchy queen to bitchy, bitter, spoiled queen who hates the fucking world. And nobody wants to work with someone like that.
That being said, he is right about not only Anniston, but several other "popular" actors working in Hollywood today. These shitty actors & actresses (& even directors: Michael Bay anyone?) are constantly getting roles even though they have little to no talent & a lot of their movies are flops. I'm a big fan of independent films, foreign films, & horror films, & I see so many incredibly talented actors & actresses in those movies who never get decent parts in Hollywood films. It's really quite sad, but unfortunately, that's the way things in Hollywood work.
I'm assuming that pic is his before botox, surgery, etc. and the one from the Daily News article is after.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2010/12/29/2010-12-29_ru...
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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Yes he sounds bitter, but he speaks the truth. Plus, the fact that his perspective of discrimination includes a group he is not a part of (older women), shows that it's not all about feeling sorry for himself -- he just recognizes the fucked up discrimination that oils the wheels of the hollywood machine.
However, MK speaks the truth that ass-kissing, sweetness gets you a lot farther than trashing people who didn't do anything to you.
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Gee, Rupert-a bit bitter, are you?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 7:12pm.
He's a bitch for sure, but MK had me at "Piping hot cup of cunt nectar"
That was my favorite line, as well. MK has such a way with words!
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MK watches Aniston movies?
Rupertmay be a bitchy queen, but I've always quite liked him. And I always like to hear the stories he tells on Graham Norton. Plus he's not afraid to cut a famous bitch with his words. He'll come out and say exactly what he thinks (except about Madonna :( ).
Oh God-I just read the first sentence and can't stop laughing!
Having mom around is making MK even funnier!!
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 7:51pm.
There is anti-gay bias in Hollywood, for sure. But there is an even bigger bias against people that are butt-fucking-ugly.
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Word. At least you can pretend you're not gay, but you can't do that if you're not considered attractive enough. You'll work if you're less than attractive, but it's harder to get leading roles and constant work.
Wow, he looks truly terrible.
There is anti-gay bias in Hollywood, for sure. But there is an even bigger bias against people that are butt-fucking-ugly. Add being a cunt to the mix and it is 3 strikes and Rupert is out!
If he were good looking, and polite and nice being gay would still hold him back but not nearly as much.
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Apart from his fake Las Vegas teeth, he looks like shit.
What exactly had this guy done lately?
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