Joe Francis' Marriage Lasted Longer Than Expected
Massengill bottles spontaneously popped the day the douchebag of all douches Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild married his girlfriend Christina McLarty in a civil ceremony in Mexico almost two months ago. At the time, Joe pretty much tried to crown himself the new gay rights leader when he said that they wouldn't partake in a traditional marriage ceremony until their gay and lesbian friends can. Basically, Joe was just protecting his shit by throwing a rainbow flag around it. But that was definitely a good move, because after only two months, Joe's marriage to Christina has been roofied and left on the stained carpet of a Super 8 motel. Radar says that Christina has moved out of their Bel Air mansion and is living with her mother.
The source says that they're not sure if Christina's going to move back in with Joe, but the way things look right now their marriage is headed straight for divorce. Joe was apparently talking about the split at the Kardashian family Christmas party, "He was talking about the details of the separation openly while at the Kardashian holiday party. Christina moved out a bit after Thanksgiving."
Joe denied the story to Radar and then he asked to see their tits.
Let's say this shit is true, then Joe should be proud of himself because his marriage lasted twice as long as any of us thought it would! I mean, just think of having to restrain your fists every single morning from wanting to punch Joe in his highly punchable face after waking up to him? There's not enough Valium, praying or Xanax in the world to control that urge. It's as much of a natural instinct as farting in the tub to make a water bubble. Christina probably had to check out before she chewed her damn fists off. So Joe should really give himself a nice pat on the back for proving us all wrong. And by pat on the back, I mean punch to his own face.
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Tag this 'Menace to what's left of Western Civilization." I wish he'd take White oprah and her revolting daughter on long road trip and run out of gas in the desert.
I'll file this under "Bitch, what did you expect" and move on. She's lucky she got out intact.
Their civil union was announced Monday Nov 8th, and she moved out shortly after Thanksgiving, he managed to keep her around less than a month.
@Submitted by over here on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:11am.:
I finally got to finish that LA Times article. Someone needs to put that rapist pig in the grinder and flip the switch. As far as his wife goes, if you marry an unrepentant rapist then you don't get to whine about him making an inconsiderate husband.
This girl must have the self-esteem of a walnut to marry a scumbag like him.
He is a sociopath. Or is he a psychopath? Whichever he is, I think he is a dangerous person.
It also kills me that this piece of shit is walking around and worthwhile people are dying of cancer and shit. NO FAIR.
babybunny, she doesn't deserve a goddamn cent, IMO. She knew exactly what she was marrying. It's one thing if she thought he was a nice guy, but come ON. EVERYONE knows Joe Francis is a piece of shit. AND he fucked PARIS. Who would touch him after her?
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#1 - how could you even be happy to have THAT as a friend, at your Christmas party? Oh wait..this is the kardasians. They're assholes.
#2 - WHO ON GODS GREEN EARTH would marry this piece of shit? How can you sink yourself so low to marry THIS? I just don't get people and issues with their own self-worth.
The Kardashians don't even try to hide their skank, huh? Joe Francis at your party, getting drunk and talking about what a bitch his ex is? Sounds lovely. No wonder Kourtney thinks Scott is an ok choice for a husband and a father.
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she deserves the entire GGW empire for even spending one day with this sick fuck...I couldn't believe it when I saw he actually convinced a half way decent looking woman to marry him...he is pure scum and she deserves a major payday for being with him for even one second. Lawd, have mercy...and they say it wouldn't last!!
There's a special place in hell for him, that's all I got to say.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 9:53am.
Glad to know that you have standards, Fuckster.
I don't have any sympathy for anyone who dates/marries this scumbag.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 12:20pm.
Thanks for posting. I'd read bits and pieces of this shit's exploits, but wow. And I can't imagine what more he's gotten away with because victims are too afraid or embarrassed to say anything. To top it off, men and women continue to glorify him, and he pretends to be a martyr for gay rights. UGH. My stomach is in knots after reading this.
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Welcome LaChaylo, and ditto everah thang you said.
Joe is close friends with the Kardashians. There is no need to further discuss. MK said it all.
Imagine the bebehs he and Khloe could make.
I'm sure the KardassiMom would love to fix him up with one of her whorez, I mean, daughters.
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Submitted by over here on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:11am.
I remember reading that article and i think this is it here:
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/aug/06/magazine/tm-gonewild32
People should read about how low this low life is. I wanted to personally castrated that slimy little cunt after reading this.
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Thanks for posting. I'd read bits and pieces of this shit's exploits, but wow. And I can't imagine what more he's gotten away with because victims are too afraid or embarrassed to say anything. To top it off, men and women continue to glorify him, and he pretends to be a martyr for gay rights. UGH. My stomach is in knots after reading this.
Holy shit, that made me laugh out loud at my desk. That shit about the baby is so true. I have 2 neighbors that are both absolutely gorgeous. Their kid, on the other hand, not so much. I was wondering where the kid got the Karl Malden nose from.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 10:43am.
Every time I see him I think, "90s nose job nose". I worked with a girl in the mid-nineties who had a nose job and ended up with that exact same nose - for a while there everyone who had a nose job got *that* nose, whether it fit the person's face or not.
I guess in many cases a generic kinda small nose is better than a great big huge one, which is what my co-worker had before her surgery. She ddidn't tell her fiancee (later, her husband) though, about the nose job and when she gave birth to a girl with a giant nose she had some 'splainin' to do! lol
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He's as full of shit as Anjelina and Brad are. Brad Pitt also stated that he and Angelina will get married when "everyone has that right." They are so fucking full of shit. When have you seen any one of these assholes doing anything for gay rights? God, they all make me want to beat their shiny, plastic faces in with a Louisville Slugger.
Wow, that fivehead takes up half her face.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 12:01pm.
He's either well again or having that one last burst of strength before expiring.
And its the gays that will destroy the sancitity of marriage? Right.
And OT, the Kardashians surround themselves with such utter trash sometimes. That PR Jonathan guy, THIS fucking douche...Jeez.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:25am.
LOL @ "Joe denied the story to Radar and then he asked to see their tits."
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Can't wait for this douchetard to burn in hell along with his Kuntassian homies. Sheesh, the company you keep certainly speaks volumes about you.
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LOL @ "Joe denied the story to Radar and then he asked to see their tits."
I hope she stole a bunch of shit from his house before she moved out.
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Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 10:44am.
This guy is scary. Maybe some of you remember the article...he basically sexually assaulted and humiliated a female writer who was interviewing him - I forget the publication. She wrote about it. He should have been arrested.
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I remember reading that article and i think this is it here:
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/aug/06/magazine/tm-gonewild32
People should read about how low this low life is. I wanted to personally castrated that slimy little cunt after reading this.
He and LeAnn Rimes should hook up.
This guy is scary. Maybe some of you remember the article...he basically sexually assaulted and humiliated a female writer who was interviewing him - I forget the publication. She wrote about it. He should have been arrested. This is the same guy who cried like a little baby when he landed his own ass in prison. Anyway, it was seriously scary and even more fukced up that Hollywood has somehow opened its arms to him.
Every time I see him I think, "90s nose job nose". I worked with a girl in the mid-nineties who had a nose job and ended up with that exact same nose - for a while there everyone who had a nose job got *that* nose, whether it fit the person's face or not.
I guess in many cases a generic kinda small nose is better than a great big huge one, which is what my co-worker had before her surgery. She ddidn't tell her fiancee (later, her husband) though, about the nose job and when she gave birth to a girl with a giant nose she had some 'splainin' to do! lol
She deserves whatever she gets for going near that piece of shit. Gold digging fail on this one, he isn't worth the effort.
the fact that he is a close personal friend of the Kardashians says it all.
Not a single fuck was given this day
she looks like a female version of him. narcississtic much? (fuck sp)
LOL But seriously-"thinking of England!"
*chanting as always*
What is it about his face that makes me want to punch it the fuck in? Every time I see this douche's face it sends my blood pressure racing.
Even with the half open smile, you can tell this dude has rows and rows of shark teeth.
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He looks like he'd have raging pit stains on that satin shirt when he takes off the jacket.
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This guy is truly the scum of the earth. The fact that Kris Jenner fawns all over him & allows her young daughters to be around him proves what a fucking idiot-famewhore-trash-of-a-mother she is. Disgusting.
I wish Joe's wife would have pulled a Lorena Bobbitt before quitting that shit. But she's clearly an idiot also for even dating this douche, let alone marrying him! I can't root for either of them in this case. Yuck. They probably deserved each other.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 10:01am.
Golddigger fail?
I can imagine the only motivation for someone to lie on their back and think of England for this douche is money money and more money.
And he parties with the Kardashians? Pimp Mama Kris doesn't have a problem with this woman hating pornographer sharing airspace with her minor daughters?? What is wrong with people? Really, wtf?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 9:48am.
GOD BLESS THE SOUL-LESS TITS!!!!!
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GOD BLESS THE HO-ISH TWITS!!!!
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I love how much MK hates this guy.
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Cue countdown for accusations of abuse (from both sides), an investigation (which goes nowhere) and dual lawsuits (her for his cash, his to get her to back off).
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Golddigger fail?
I can imagine the only motivation for someone to lie on their back and think of England for this douche is money money and more money.
And he parties with the Kardashians? Pimp Mama Kris doesn't have a problem with this woman hating pornographer sharing airspace with her minor daughters?? What is wrong with people? Really, wtf?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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the most disturbing part is that he was invited to the kardashes for christmas.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Fucking GROSS, that FACE.....I really, really CAN NOT. And Sushi's right, face lines are better than a shiney stretchy forehead. *shudder*
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Submitted by BootsieBug on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 9:39am.
Sucky, would you do him????
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As HYPNOTIZING as that satiny dress shirt is, I would not fuck him.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is it just me or does anyone else find it disturbing that Joe Francis is friends with the Kardashians? That family has no class. And she's a moron for marrying him in the first place.
GOD BLESS THE SOUL-LESS TITS!!!!!
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