No Falcor Baby On The Horizon...Yet
LeAnn Rimes Tweeted the above denial after HollyBaby ran a story claiming that she's got a womb full of baby. Some source said that LeAnn's permanently sunset eyes rose a bit when a pregnancy test she just peed on came up positive. But before Tweeting about how she's going to spend the rest of her holiday guzzling on tequila in Mexico, LeAnn denied that a tiny little Falcorling will flutter out of her vagina soon.
I know LeAnn and Eddie's tongues usually smell like they've just tossed a bull's salad, but I believe her this time. If LeAnn was with child, she'd find a way to shove a Blackberry down her vagina canal and into the hands of her fetus so it could Twitter non-stop about how wonderful and blessed it feels to be inside of her. She's already trained Eddie to do that, so she'd definitely teach her unborn baby too. So yeah, no squint baby today.
Here's LeAnn pulling a "Oh, let me casually put my hitchin' hand on Eddie's shoulder in front of the paparazzi so it can get a clear shot of my gigantic engagement ring" at LAX today. Bitch should just put a picture of her ring on a billboard already.
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Look at them. They really think they are rock stars.
She also said that E and In Touch were posting BS when they first reported on their engagement.
So it just probably means that Leann has some exclusive with People mag.
So will photos of LR show up on People mag next month with LR and EC holding her stomach and LR saying "I was shocked"?
Didn't she also flash her wedding ring when she was married to Dean because she was desperately trying to convince people that she wasn't having an affair with EC because EC practically made it sound like he was disgusted that people would think that he would even sleep with someone like Leann?
You have got to wonder, EC has got to be cheating on Leann. If her relationship with that guy was so great wouldn't she actually be enjoying him instead of always giving the details of their sex life on twitter all day long?
Why is she always in competition with his wife? Didn't that guy give his ex-wife a 5 carat engagement ring, and now LR just has to have the same? Is anything in their relationship original?Did you see the fluff piece that she had People mag rewrite because she just couldn't stand the fact that the best thing that people took from their engagement annoucement was that she helped EC design it and therefore couldn't have been shocked when he proposed?
For a man who claims to be "madly in love" EC looks miserable. I guess this photo was taken before LR gave him his allowance.
@Message In A Bottle. Not trying to start anything, but why on earth would you ever follow LeAnn Rimes and Tila Tequila on twitter?!?
I wish them nothing but the same hell they put their previous spouses through. I wonder which one will cheat first?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Woah, she is not aging well. I don't care how much money she has, Cibrian effed up.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Submitted by Goldigga on Wed, 12/29/2010 - 2:34am.
I don't think LeAnn has any kids, but Eddie has two. If I were Eddie's ex, I'm not sure I'd want my kids around LeAnn and Eddie at this point.
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 9:26pm.
Cibrian can't pick a woman for shit. He needs to exit the closet already. He'd be so cute with Mario Lopez!
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You read my mind. They are from the same mold. Dimples, squinty eyes, ripped...and probably gay.
Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 11:33pm.
I just CAN'T with her updated Twitter profile:
"Fiancee, Friend, Daughter, Caretaker To Everyone I Love Dearly, Incredibly Happy Woman....oh yeah, and I do this little thing called music and film too"
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Funny how she left out "mother"....'Caretaker to Everyone I love Dearly' just doesnt cut it. I haven't seen her kids since her marriage broke up. Typical desperate bitch putting a worthless man before her own flesh and blood. Oh and I don't believe for a second that you didnt start this pregnancy rumour yourself LeAnne
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Gawd she is fugly. There is so much more here then meets the eye...
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/pharkedUP/leann_Falkor.jpg
You can hear the queef juice she squirts with every twat, yugh! Delusional scrag is lapping up any scrap of attention. Can't wait for the first skank to sell her story/pics/vid about pissing on Eddie's face for pay.
Ok, so am I the only one who went to check out Hollyscoop? Cuz I have this to say about it: If your fans are reading that shit, Leeann Doesn't Rhyme, then you got bigger problems than some mis-reporting.
Also - aren't those bitches stealing from MK?!?!
The second last headline they have up:
"Jessica Alba is No Longer MiserAlba"
Isn't he the only one who calls her MiserAlba?
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I just CAN'T with her updated Twitter profile:
"Fiancee, Friend, Daughter, Caretaker To Everyone I Love Dearly, Incredibly Happy Woman....oh yeah, and I do this little thing called music and film too"
BARF
shes a WOORH
Flash that rock for all it's worth, little LeAnn! Your time has come, enjoy every second of it! (Bless her about-to-get-busted-in-a-million-humiliating-pieces-by-a-gold-digger heart).
This skank is getting on my last nerve...
iHeartHaters, here is a Brit Brit pic you might like to add to your collection:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3321020/Pickney-Spe...
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I smell the sickly scent of desperation in the photos.
Their lives are forever plagued and poisoned, collectively or individually, doesn't matter.
He is clearly not "over the moon" and she is clearly insecure and feels the need to project that which is not there naturally.
Eddie: Leann, I want to spend the rest of your money ...*ulp*... I mean, our lives together ...
Leann: That's okay Eddie my sweety poopsykins, we'll edit that.
Now just read it again the way I wrote it ...
Leann isn't in love, she's in competition (with his ex) and just isn't aware of it because she's so fucking insecure and jealous.
Eddie's just letting the crazy train ride for all it and all she's worth, with a sheepish smirk on his face.
"When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy"
Lady Anabel Birley
Wonder how much she paid for her ring?
She got that nasty grill done at the Gary Busey School-o-Veneers. Eat something, skank!
Cibrian can't pick a woman for shit. He needs to exit the closet already. He'd be so cute with Mario Lopez!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
thumbnail #5-YIKES!
I could see Eddie demanding she go on birth control and her swearing up and down she is (and of course obviously faking it) and feigning surprise when they have that "1 in a million" baby. That will backfire on her though and he will definetly leave her and/or get a mistress.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She is totally showing that ring off.
lol @ the mr. magoo reference!! & that ring pic with her pretend surprised face...ha.
she & jess should definitely do lunch.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
These squint eye comments are fucking hilarious.
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DESPISE THIS UGLY SQUINTY EYED BITCH MORE AND MORE EACH TWEET...why the fuck does she think we even care...she steals her husband, somehow convinces his fine ass to marry her fugly ass..then thinks we actually give a shit if she has a baby or not...LeeAnn you make me hate that name more than I already do...and every tweet makes me hate you just a bit more...do us all a favor and quit tweeting your every bowel movement...you are NOT interesting and NOT worth another keystroke...sorry folks, it is the rum talking.....
I don't know whose worst at Twitter...Leann or Tila Tequila...I unfollowed them because they clogged up my twitter homepage.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
LOL - the memaw in thumb 9 is really checking out Eddie. She's thinking "I wouldn't mind some of that".
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Pic 7 caption: "Jess, this is how you do it right."
Who needs Ambien when we have this twat's Twitter?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Daynum, Eddie yo ass sposta be an actor...At least act like this yo' main bitch...
LeAnne be all like: Look Eddie, it's the paps, let's show them how happy we are about our blessed engagement.
Eddie be all like: Oh, fuck! Who called them and how am I gonna explain this to my side piece? I told her I was working on location....
LeAnne be all like: What did you just say?
Eddie be all like: Did I just say that out loud?
And LeAnne get all like thumbnail 12...
So Eddie be all like: Babe, I was just kidding. You know you are the only one for me. If you weren't, would I have had you pay for a rock that big? No, I would have had you save some cash...but I wanted you to have the best...So after I visited the Porsche dealership, I took your Black Amex straight to Claire's...er, I mean Tiffany's and straight up demanded the best for my Forever Woman...Now, let's get the fuck out of here....so no one else sees us...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Squinty-Eyes Rhimes better get a Pre-Nup, because her douche-nozzle, bought fiance WILL screw her over financially WHEN her divorces her dumb hill-billy ass.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 5:41pm.
Bitch looks like Mr. Magoo's daughter.
LOL!
Even a bought and paid for fiance is allowed some personal space. I bet every time he's ontop of her banging away he has to think about her bank account just to keep it stiff.
Why is she wearing sunglasses? Even uncovered, it's not like daylight could penetrate those slits.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 5:44pm.
From the body language from him in those pictures it's almost as if they are two strangers captured in the same frame.
Dude has Checked. OUT.
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He does seem aloof and she does seem clingy. In the 3rd thumbnail it looks like he's moving his arm away from her. She's snagged him by the 5th pic.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
If she does manage to get knocked up, I'm sure she'll Tweet the entire conception.
Eddie already has the Brad Pitt douche hat on. Is the goat beard far behind? Will she remove any hint of hotness from him?
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
How you get a man is how you lose a man, twatwaffle.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Is it normal that close ups of her face are making me feel like vomiting? Literally?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
From the body language from him in those pictures it's almost as if they are two strangers captured in the same frame.
Dude has Checked. OUT.
Oldest story in the book - the other woman demanding a marriage to show the world it's true love and she's not a whore... and they all lived unhappily ever after.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
One would think that this is the sort of thing that the agent she and Natalie "Yes, that Natalie" Portman share is supposed to handle.
For real? God, this chick needs a reality check and eye surgery. Bitch looks like Mr. Magoo's daughter.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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This insecure, fug, rattwat homewrecker and her unemployed philanderer extraordinaire should do us all a huge favor and GO AWAY B/C NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
I wish twitter would die if only to shut this idiot up.
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
I bet they're already seperated.
She can't get pregnant if she's on Remicade for her psoraisis.
http://dlisted.com/node/40197/images/101228NC1_RIMES_B-GR_06.jpg
between the weird shadowing of her nose & cheekbones, her twiggy legs & her collarbone area jutting out, she's looking a little posh spice in that photo. not a compliment.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia http://dlisted.com/node/39831
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm adding these two to the list of people I don't want to hear about in 2011!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."