And All Her Dreams Came True!
The Sun got their hands on a bunch of Amy Wino's old notebooks circa 2001 found in a pile of trash on the streets of North London. You know, the former Crackie of Camden regularly lounged in a pile of trash on the streets of North London herself, so the notebooks were probably just trying to find their way back to their owner. But instead, they found their way into The Sun's offices who published pieces from that mess. In the notebooks, Wino wrote a few song lyrics, talked about a boy named Felix and listed all the things she's going to do when she gets a record deal. Well, Wino pretty much accomplished almost everything on her to do list except for the "get a gym membership" part. But who needs a gym membership when you've got crack.
I love the "Live like the bombshell I really am" shit. That should be everyone's life goal. And through most of 2008 and 2009, Wino looked like she just crawled out of a nuclear bomb zone, so that counts, right?
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I should write these type of wishes on my journal as well because they will come true! It's called the "law of attraction"
I'd be willing to bet money that this sad, disgusting, dirty, troubled "talent" is HIV +.
Same with Kate Moss. Pete Doherty probably has every disease imaginable.
But Amy doesn't seem like a frigid bitch ala Cokate.
This is simply wrong. Even talented fuck-ups deserve privacy. I hope she has a comeback. Winehouse is one hell of a songwriter-Prince used to cover her songs in concert, as did Veronica Bennett-and that's worthy of respect even though her doper behavior is not.
I think it's endearing that Winehouse never publicly bitched about her parents and stayed close to them. Totally clashes with her rebellious badass persona.
Get a car. NO. That's funny, I know that's right. From your mouth to Lindsay's ears...
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
What exactly do you guys consider "decent teeth?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
P.S. IT WAS A JOKE.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:14pm.
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I fucking hate that stereotype. Under 40 or so and you're bound to have decent teeth over here. If you don't, your parents obviously need to have a word with themselves for failing you.
As for Amy, she did go crazy for the gym, prior to Blake's intervention and introducing her to crack, coke etc. Her drug of choice back then, and most our age, was still weed/skunk.
She's, seemingly, got a very addictive personality and was taken aback by the abuse the media gave her for being curvier than a lot of the matchsticks that were parading in the charts.
Why have I written so much? I don't even like her, outside her music, but given she's not a million miles from me and is my age, I've clearly taken an interest in her.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
@BabyJane, while I love your name and your avie (truly) what's wrong w/being 47, Im not yet, but you made that sound like she couldnt get back into the swing of things if she were.
But ITA that she is only 27 and can totally have her fans back and maybe be bigger and better than GaGa, WTF knows, ya never know, life is strange like that.
GAGA is so overexposed but Im actually looking forward to seeing her in February and April.....She better do some stupid ridiculous shit so that at least its memorable, cause I really dont like her music all that much.
Why is this mess still relevant?
She's the Jewish Courtney Love.
I put Rehab on my iPod awhile ago, now when it comes on I immediately click to the next song.
She sounds exactly like the drunken Asian karaoke singers at the karaoke bar next to my apt., and that's not a compliment.
Was she ever good.
It annoys me when people throw genuine talent away.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
This is a gross invasion of privacy. I totally wrote stupid shit like "Live like the bombshell I really am" in my teenage diaries. If anything thism akes me like her a little bit more. UNLESS- this is yet another publicity ploy and that is its purpose. In that case, mission accomplished.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
This is totally ironic because literally 2 hours ago my dad was cleaning out and found my old love letters I got given and read them. I was mortified an embarrassed and now he's teasing me about them and what was in them. I was 12, leave me alone. Poor Amy.
*sigh* I agree with madam s. (I saw that early and ran away) and all y'all - it's mean. That's why I burn my old notebooks - I'm not even famous but it's true; some of that shit would be embarrassing if the whole world knew it!
Sorry Amy:(
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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It's not too late for Amy to get her shit together. She's only 27 not 47!
Come on Amy, your fans miss you.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by caribbeanchic on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 9:04pm.
ITA. I feel bad for laughing at her "get my teeth fixed" part though.
I hope she gets it together and makes more music. I love her voice and I loved her album.
"Buy sunbed." This sounds like some Britney Spears shit.
Wino's a fuckin' Chav. It all makes sense now.
I'm not a fan of Winehouse but I think it's unfair to broadcast people's personal feelings like that. I kept a diary over the years and some of the stuff I wrote would probably get some lols from people, but you know what? They are my thoughts. That sucks...
Good thing she was smart enough to write and circle a big no next to buy car.
I know it's easy to shit on Wino as she's made herself the joke.
But this kinda gives me the sads. I look at her early performances and this bitch really had it going on.
She always struck me as the type of person who made a conscious effort to "dirty " herself up and make herself "cool" versus the sluts/skanks who don't make any effort to hide the ho that was always in them (Lilo, Kesha, etc.)
It's way too late to fix it but bitch could have been seriously fierce if she hadn't fallen into the pit of fail she did. Now she looks like a cross between a drag queen and an ex-convict, and has fucked her body 7 ways from Sunday (and probably her voice too). She pulled a Whitney.
As funny as I think her crack-writings are, i m kinda feel for her. Most of my old stuff from teenage years is at my Dad`s house, who lives in a different country. I am terrified of asking him to send some old photoalbums and shit, cause somewhere in those boxes are old diaries... and that shit is beyond embarrasing...
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I love that "Get teeth fixed" is at the very bottom
of the list. God love ya Amy
I'm sure The Sun meant no irony whatsoever when they titled their piece about the diaries, "Amy's First Lines."
This is why I use a shredder for anything that might incriminate or embarrass me later on.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:54pm.
*falls out of chair*
LMFAO. Reading the posts that are trying to decipher crackie talk is just funny. I had no problem reading her writing...why is that? Hey! I didn't know I was bilingual! I can read crackie!
*puts down on resume*
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urmomma - I can read crackie too! But, like Spanish, I can't speak it or write it. I like the bombshell goal, I think I'll make that my New Years resolution.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
I agree with you, madam s.
If things I wrote in my diary when I was a teen were dug up and published, I'd be mortified. This is a nasty invasion of her privacy.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:38pm.
Congrats LaChaylo on your anniversary!!! Be safe in your partying...look what all the partying's done to Wino.
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Thank you! And I promise - no crack or Blaaaaaaaake.
Poor Wino, though. I have silly things I've written that would embarrass the shit out of me if they were made public. We've seen her cracked up, beat up, and jacked up, along with talking to baby rodents, but it's weird to read this.
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
This is some shit, did she ever get those teef fixed? Bombshell, too damn funny, treadmill and gym membership, crack is way cheaper anyway.
She's the bomb diggity.
What is Jull on the back? Other than that I understood everything perfectly.
*checks european ass into rehab for understanding that mess*
*requests sunbed in every room at rehab*
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:38pm.
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I've really missed you!
Why is the notebook paper broken up like an Excel spreadsheet? British weirdos.
Guys, I don't know...I'm starting to think maybe we've gotten it all wrong and she really did know she wanted to do when she grew up [payload, projectiles, pyrotechnic, powder, nose]. See Wiki's def of [bomb]shell:
A [bomb]shell is a payload-carrying projectile, which...contains an explosive or other filling....Solid shot may contain a pyrotechnic compound if a tracer or spotting charge is used.
All explosive and incendiary filled projectiles, particularly for mortars, were originally called grenades, derived from the pomegranate due to its seeds being similar to grains of powder.
Shells usually have the shape of a cylinder topped by an ogive-shaped nose for good aerodynamic performance, possibly with a tapering base; but some specialized types are quite different.
hmmm, i see a girl struggling with her weight, trying to catch a tan and find the right man.
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kiss my ass!
*falls out of chair*
LMFAO. Reading the posts that are trying to decipher crackie talk is just funny. I had no problem reading her writing...why is that? Hey! I didn't know I was bilingual! I can read crackie!
*puts down on resume*
I understood the whole thing, pretty sure I speak british, not crack, least I hope so!!!
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
There's something so seedy and invasive about The Sun (and the internet) finding this, disclosing it, and feasting on it that I find it really disturbing. It's one thing if she were posting this on Twitter like all of the morons who happily foist personal idiocy onto the world and invite ridicule, but these were private dreams written down by someone for her own eyes, sorting out her own thoughts at some point in her life and then put in the trash when she didn't need them anymore.
Making fun of obnoxious, shameless, famewhore behavior... sure. But private words, doodles, and aspirations never meant to intrude upon others? I don't know, seems awfully low.
God bless the Bombshell- Winos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a sunbed to put in my fist? Would that be for the pink baby mice she carries around? Maybe the treadmill is for the mice too.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:36pm.
Why is there an emphatic "NO" next to "buy car?"
Hey now - let's not be looking gift horsies in da mouf.
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Hahahahahaha! Another bad teeth joke! Well done!
Pfft...I hate to say that I understood every word she wrote on this list. lol
*checks self into rehab*
I know what a "sunbed" is...and I'm not from "over there" either. ;-P
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:36pm.
Why is there an emphatic "NO" next to "buy car?"
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Hey now - let's not be looking gift horsies in da mouf.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
LMAO at "get tag teamed" hahahahaha I'M SURE THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN CHECKED OFF ANOTHER LIST BY THEN!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Butters!! hey! and yes, should have been numero uno.
Leenie - sunbed, yea I'm thinking tanning bed. Not sure the lingo used over there.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Where the fuck has Wino been? I havn't seen her in AGES
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:33pm.
Just realized it was my D-listed anniversary yesterday - 1 year and 22 hours now!
*opens up box of wine and lights up e-ciggie*
Cheers to living like the bombshell that I am and all the bombshells on here!!!
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Congrats LaChaylo on your anniversary!!! Be safe in your partying...look what all the partying's done to Wino.
First read the last line as "get tagged teamed"
(always two steps from the gutter, me)
Sounds like a fairly typical teenage girl with dreams and desires. But never mix your lyrics up in your dairy.
Why is there an emphatic "NO" next to "buy car?"
Jacko, I missed that! Is that a tanning bed? Well, at least she got her priorities straight! LOLOLOL...treadmill vs. teeth....
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
She forgot to put "get big bewbies" to her list.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:28pm.
git yore teef feext!!
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Should've been #1 on the list.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:22pm.
"buy a sunbed to put in my fist"
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her FLAT. In LUNDUN.
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Thxs angel_i. Jitters...cause now I'm Tawking Lundun-ese and thinking why would someone even dream of putting a sunbed in a flat (as opposed to their fist)
Just realized it was my D-listed anniversary yesterday - 1 year and 22 hours now!
*opens up box of wine and lights up e-ciggie*
Cheers to living like the bombshell that I am and all the bombshells on here!!!
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:22pm.
"buy a sunbed to put in my fist"
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her FLAT. In LUNDUN.
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Thxs angel_i. Jitters...cause now I'm Tawking Lundun-ese and thinking why would someone even dream of putting a sunbed in a flat (as opposed to their fist)