Who Is White Oprah Planning To Sue Today?
Patty Hearst's daughter Lydia is all set to play a spoiled movie actress who fills her nostrils with the bad shit and has been in rehab about as many times as she's drunkenly crashed into parked cars in a film called Dogs in Pocketbooks. The description of Lydia's character is pretty much what the foreword on Lindsay Lohan's psychiatric file reads like, so every bitch with a brain cell figures that shit is based on her. Well, when anybody tries to mess with the pristine Lohan name, White Oprah pulls her head out of the truck stop bathroom toilet and immediately calls her lawyers. Bitch did it with Glee, and now she's doing it with this mess. White Oprah fired this statement off to TMZ:
"The new movie is definitely based on Lindsay's likeness. We have a very strong case. Anyone bringing negativity will be dealt with accordingly."
White Oprah's lawyer Stephanie Ovadia adds that the movie is using LiLo's likeness without paying up.
Many of us say that White Oprah has the mothering skills of a guppy, but this proves that she does have a maternal bone in the dehydrated mound of ground up hyena meat she calls her body. I mean, White Oprah probably read the words "coked up mess of a dumb slut" and immediately spewed out dollar sign-shaped tears before shouting, "That's my baby!" See, a mother always knows her child.
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@Minmal5. AGREED! I always say that I feel sorry for Lindsay. I genuinely think she wants to work again at some point in time after she recovers..but her "mother" is totally fucking up her plan.
WO looks totally Grinch-like in that pic.
Those Lohans and their greedy ways: This is the kind of Bull that makes me sad to be a lawyer. They will sue, and the movie people will pay them something to shut them up. It seems like LiLo's new career. NO CLASS!
While taking breaks from stealing Fudgie the Whale, White Oprah obviously attended the University of Phoenix law school.
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Well, when anybody tries to mess with the pristine Lohan name, White Oprah pulls her head out of the truck stop bathroom toilet and immediately calls her lawyers. ... Many of us say that White Oprah has the mothering skills of a guppy, but this proves that she does have a maternal bone in the dehydrated mound of ground up hyena meat she calls her body.
Said it before & I'll say it again, MK: THIS POETRY is why I keep coming back no matter how internet ghetto circa 2001 cut & paste the comment format is, nor how many skeevy trolls I step around like so much steaming turds!
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 8:00pm.
ubmitted by Noir Easter on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:29pm.
So, the Lohans have now claimed the market on drug doped degeneracy? I must have missed the copyright announcement.
Dina better get to steppin on her lawsuits-for-a-living scam because 13+ fuckups were arrested over the weekend in my town alone for drug related shenanigans -they all must be trying to steal on Lindsay's game.
I like J.I.T.H's "makes me want to fuck her in the face with a bulldozer", that expresses my feeling about skeezy Dina to a T.
E*Trade should be sued, class action, for their pussified response to the earlier suit that clearly begat this new round of idiocy.
Don't make Fudgie the Whale stand alone, Dogs in Pocketbooks.
Fight the good fight and "fuck her in the face with a bulldozer".
Right now I need to go pick me some offline fights so I can keep repeating that delightful phrase aloud.
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and B)That last part (Noir Easter) is HIGHlarious. C'mon Dina, sometimes late at night you MUST feel how ridic this all is! O wait - that's right. You're too high by then.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:42pm.
I am surprised WO isn't going after the people who were dealing her daughter drugs
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Even WO isn't stupid enough to cut off her own supply.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 11:45pm.
So basically she's ADMITTING that Blohan is a whorish coke-snorting has-been brat.
Yes she's not debating the content of the movie.
Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:08pm.
I'm waiting for her to file suit against Wendy's for using Lilo's image on their restaurants.
Yes. And the entire Pippi Longstocking franchise.
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So basically she's ADMITTING that Blohan is a whorish coke-snorting has-been brat.
If they put out a Godzilla movie, Woprah would insist that they TOTALLY were using Blohan's image if she could get money for it.
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I guess Dina doesn't realize that by suing everybody in the industry she is sealing Lindsays fate of NEVER WORKING AGAIN.
Uhm, sorry for the double post, just trigger happy
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 7:59pm.
Just once Id like to hear this dumb cooze admit she causes and is to blame for 99% of Strawberry Snortcakes problems!
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Strawberry Snortcakes!
Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
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LMAO!
Oh my how appropriate a moniker....
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 7:59pm.
Just once Id like to hear this dumb cooze admit she causes and is to blame for 99% of Strawberry Snortcakes problems!
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Strawberry Snortcakes!
Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
and
LMAO!
Oh my how appropriate a moniker....
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 8:44pm.
*roundhouse kicks WO in the mouth* You're welcome. Sorry Chuck, I beat you to the punch this time.
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Phew! Before Lilo could languish away in BF and become irrelevant,(and clean and therefore boring) WO will live to see the light of another day! She has been given yet another reason to flare her nostrils & bray into a camera. I'd like to say that outrage becomes her. But I won't.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:46pm.
this movie could be based on SEVERAL chicks I've dated... I can't believe this dumb bitch... "we may have a case".
*HATES*
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I bet most of us have a friend or friends that fit this description to a T. D-Listers should file a class action lawsuit against WO for infringing on OUR copyright. Delusional bitch.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Well, since her innocent little angel is in rehab for the umpteenth time, Dina is forced, FORCED, to make money the only way she knows how. By threatening lawsuits and then settling for about one tenth of the orignal amount asked.
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Shiitake happens...
*roundhouse kicks WO in the mouth* You're welcome. Sorry Chuck, I beat you to the punch this time.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:42pm.
I am surprised WO isn't going after the people who were dealing her daughter drugs
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Shhhhhhh dont give this whore face ideas!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
ubmitted by Noir Easter on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:29pm.
So, the Lohans have now claimed the market on drug doped degeneracy? I must have missed the copyright announcement.
Dina better get to steppin on her lawsuits-for-a-living scam because 13+ fuckups were arrested over the weekend in my town alone for drug related shenanigans -they all must be trying to steal on Lindsay's game.
I like J.I.T.H's "makes me want to fuck her in the face with a bulldozer", that expresses my feeling about skeezy Dina to a T.
E*Trade should be sued, class action, for their pussified response to the earlier suit that clearly begat this new round of idiocy.
Don't make Fudgie the Whale stand alone, Dogs in Pocketbooks.
Fight the good fight and "fuck her in the face with a bulldozer".
Right now I need to go pick me some offline fights so I can keep repeating that delightful phrase aloud.
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I concur!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Just once Id like to hear this dumb cooze admit she causes and is to blame for 99% of Strawberry Snortcakes problems!
Oh shit I hope WO is reading this sight, we are all going to get sued!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Uh, this actress who's going to play this alleged Lindsay character is actually pretty and doesn't look like she's in desperate need of a shower. What case do they really have here??
Wonder who they can get to play White Oprah? Carol Channing? Joan Collins?
Submitted by catwoman on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:39pm.
Holy shit, for someone who has spent so much time saying her daughter isn't a drug addict, WO certainly spends enough time admitting her daughter is a complete fuck up.
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You hit that nail perfectly. I'm a little surprised Ali isn't getting a big push while LiLo is out of commission.
Besides, any good Hollywood parent would have used the "our family needs privacy" and shut up about their daughter's troubles.
If she's still wondering why her precious daughter keeps pissing on the innumerable "get out of jail" cards handed to her over the decade, then she should examine her latest statements/threats. What kid would not deliberately/subliminally fuck up their rehab release in order to avoid coming home to this phial of poison made flesh? If I were Lohan and these were my kin, I'd have already have completed my treatment, finished my probation, changed my identity and moved to Madagascar and gotten a job as the person who scours the dock wharves free of fish guts. It would be a happier and less stressful existence.
Holy shit, for someone who has spent so much time saying her daughter isn't a drug addict, WO certainly spends enough time admitting her daughter is a complete fuck up. Uh, if she's not an addict, then how are all these mentions of drugged up bitches about your daughter? Seems like WO is the only one bringing attention to her daughter's issues. Anyone bringing negativity will be dealt with accordingly...does that mean we can slap WO with a shut the fuck up order? Fucking cunt. And Lindsay is 24 years old. As an adult, doesn't she have to file her own bullshit lawsuits?
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Don't pay any attention to WO. She cannot tell the truth. She was a Rockette? Odd, the Rockettes say no.
She's the primary reason LiLo is so fucked up. 2011 will be an interesting year. LiLo won't stay clean or sober. Hide the agave plants!
Dina, your daughter IS a JOKE. Deal with it, and stop suing everyone for stating the obvious.
piece of shit motherfucking loser excuse for a mother.
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One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
bitch barfs up law suits
like i shit out turds
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I wish these two assholes would stop getting press.
Submitted by A__________Z: "How is this NOT Paris?????"
Really. Lindsay is not known for carrying little dogs around in her purse. Did she crash any cars? I can't remember.
sorry for the double comment
What the producers need to do is hold off making this movie for a while and see what new material they can use when Crackie is free to fuck up again. After Feb 25th, Crackie will be off of mandatory drug testing and then able to drink/drug. Crackie can't/won't say no. It's not just a matter of IF, but of when and to what degree. In the mean time, someone needs to kick WO in the head to shut her the fuck up. I'll be in LA on Feb 5th-so if you hear of anyone doing such a despicable thing-I'll already have an airtight alibi in place-just saying.
I would be both embarrassed and mortified as hell if I was TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD and still had my mom fighting my battles for me. White Oprah is such a fucking joke.
And Lohan has been to rehab more times than she has had hit movies. Just sayin'.
Note to WO's leathery hide:
HW is FULL TO THE BRIM with coke/hop heads and alky bums who have all but thrown their careers/families away by constantly fukking up or outright disappearing/dying (the ladder of which your daughter just refuses to give us as a courtesy).
Way to point out your daughter is their reigning queen, stupidass...
It can easily be an amalgam of all of those young celebutards, anyway.
Dina must do nothing all day and evening but Google "Lindsay Lohan" and surf the internet for shit like this so she can sue somebody. Unbelievable!
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It is really sad. Can't we has a nation some how sue the state of California to give Brittney Spear's dad a conservatorship over Lindsay too?
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How is this NOT Paris?????
So, the Lohans have now claimed the market on drug doped degeneracy? I must have missed the copyright announcement.
Dina better get to steppin on her lawsuits-for-a-living scam because 13+ fuckups were arrested over the weekend in my town alone for drug related shenanigans -they all must be trying to steal on Lindsay's game.
I like J.I.T.H's "makes me want to fuck her in the face with a bulldozer", that expresses my feeling about skeezy Dina to a T.
E*Trade should be sued, class action, for their pussified response to the earlier suit that clearly begat this new round of idiocy.
Don't make Fudgie the Whale stand alone, Dogs in Pocketbooks.
Fight the good fight and "fuck her in the face with a bulldozer".
Right now I need to go pick me some offline fights so I can keep repeating that delightful phrase aloud.
"... dehydrated mound of ground up hyena meat ..." Pure poetry! *Wipes tear*
Man, White Oprah must be hurting for cash.
Well, I'm just about out of here for the day.
Hope you all have a good one.
Off to Stanford.
"White Oprah's lawyer Stephanie Ovadia adds that the movie is using LiLo's likeness without paying up."
Um...Lilo hasn't been a ginger in YEARS...and she certainly didn't trademark that. So STFU!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:00pm.
"I mean, White Oprah probably read the words "coked up mess of a dumb slut" and immediately spewed out dollar sign-shaped tears before shouting, "That's my baby!" See, a mother always knows her child."
EXACTLY. It's sick how she keeps perpetuating the idea that her daughter is messed up in order to sue people.
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She doesn't seemed to be concerned with the content of the movie...only the likeness. I guess everything is good as long as she gets paid...what an a-hole Dina is.
Fuck off Lohans...not every drunken crack head story is about you.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Betty White would have been a more convincing Lindsay. Why would a movie producer even mention Lindsay anyway unless he wants to lose money.