Kelly Osbourne Tells Us How She Really Feels About Her Ex-Piece

I like kelly, but her maturity level in terms of choosing men stopped at 16. why would you think that someone who looks like a mall-core, model, dennis the menace 5 years your junior WOULD'NT be using you for your connections and money? that's all those glossy magazine it-girl rock star daughters ( i.e. peaches geldoff/theodora richards/ lizzie jagger etc.) attract. Please develop some character judging ability and common sense, or find MEN in a different pool.

I've always liked Kelly but I keep thinking... if he was cheating on her so much while they were together, why didn't she know? She seems like someone who would know and not be blind in any way. She was even engaged to him. Personally I always felt he looked younger than Justin Bieber.

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Im loving Kelly, she's grown into a fine young woman, glad she got over her teenage angst, and didnt follow in daddy's footprints...She dresses impeccable, and is really, really funny on the Fashion Police on E w/Joan Rivers.
I know she's spoke of her tattoos which do not fit her anymore, and she said she was lasering some of them off, which is rather painful and leaves scars...I think she's better off just leaving them on.
Anyway I like her alot, and he is a DOUCHNOZZLE for exposing her and trying to make money off of her.
Fucking men are worst gold diggers than the hos of the world, its pathetic when a man does it for some reason, I guess Im double standarding (I know not a word) here but it feels embarrassing to me when a guy does it, go out and make your own fucking money, unless you were in the marriage for a long time and you guys accumulated that income together.

And ITA with lots of your comments that she should NOT have put this on Twatter, sometimes I think we just act quickly out of rage and dont think first, I think that was the case, cause Kelly is far from a stupid girl. I kinda feel bad that she did this, she just must of been furious at him and wanted to humiliate him in whatever way.
Sorry she took this route though :( :( :(
Maybe she will learn for next time, take deep breaths and then get him real good, send it to the Enquirer, the Sun, the Globe, US, People, whoever, just not on Twatter.

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Her spelling skills rival those of CLove.

Kelly is not dyslexic, IMO. She just can't spell and is too lazy to use spell check. Neither she nor Jack graduated H.S. and if I remember correctly, they never really went to H.S. cuz they were staying up all night and sleeping all day (that was Jack, but maybe Kelly did the same).

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:39pm.

@Tomahawk,

Speaking of typos, did she and her brother ever graduate from high school? Do they have diplomas?
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Honestly: Sorry, I have no clue - I'm really not that interested in their lives.
But I'm doing more than enough typos myself - thank god mostly when I write german, and since the germans are a bunch of wimps, no one is allowed to rant about the misspelling of others (I got a warning once for doing so, in other words: being "dyslexic" is totally chic if you're german.)

Keep that drama to yourself or if you're going to type it to the world at least make it easy to read. It was painful just trying to get through each tweet.

Now there's the Kelly Osbourne we all know and love!! Not that pretentious, "I've grown up", phony little shit that we saw on Dancing With the Stars and who now rubs elbows with the likes of Joan and Melissa Rivers!

She's still a foul mouthed little trucker!! It's been said many times ... " money doesn't buy class". THE END.

She furthers her own humiliation by continuing to be angry and airing out his infidelities in public. Move the hell on. She has horrible taste in men (and tattoos).

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:28am.

Cosign! She has no dignity, and clearly no brains as well. Note to Kelly---if you're going to look like a twat by ranting about your ex, at least don't look like a fucking stupid twat. Really, the spelling and grammar she used in her rant could have been learned in any second grade classroom.

Kelly and her mother are two stupid inbreds who constantly are making fools of themselves by firing off their potty mouths for no good reason.

but when is she going to throw a ham at him????

They really need to rename that thing TWATTER.

Kelly clearly has a WHOLE in her head and no BREAKS on her mouth.
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LMAO @ "hole truth"!

I am down with "hole truth" she is just being creative like Shakespeare and Sarah Palin.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:28am.
Call me a proud bitch, but if my ex broke my heart the LAST thing I would do is go on fucking TWITTER to tell the world how shitty my life is, ESPECIALLY if said ex was an asshole to me.

What you should do is get yourself a new piece and act as if life has never been better, even if you feel like shit. At least put on a damn facade for a while, bitch. Have some fucking dignity!

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More bitches need to do that. I've seen some people on facebook and whatnot, post their private shit way too many times. You'd be surprised how often this shit happens on social networks and you'd think it'd be immature snotty kids, but it's adults and it's like what the fuck is going on? All this crap is turning everyone in to school playground 4th graders and it's pissing me off. If you have fucking beef with someone, what the fuck ever happened to being a damn adult and taking it to them personally, instead of putting it on blast for everyone who has nothing to do with it to see? Bitch needs to calm down and snuggle with a hooked on phonics program...or at very least those speak and spell books.

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I can't stand Kelly Osbourne. Used to like her, but now I think she's a fucking cunt.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

She sounds paranoid that people are using her for her money and fame. Maybe it's because she used her dad for HER money and fame. People always suspect other people of doing the same things THEY would do.

At any rate, she's just another spoiled brat who throws tantrums when things don't go her way. Except, in these technology-advanced times, she can throw them on Twitter instead of in private.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:47am.

darling ur pretty face will only get you so far because u don't have the brains to back it up
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Winning comment of the day!

@Tomahawk,

Speaking of typos, did she and her brother ever graduate from high school? Do they have diplomas?

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:18pm.
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Exactly.

Whatever on that dyslexia talk, it's insulting. Dyslexia can be compensated for with tutoring/training. Poor little rich 26 year-old girl has the resources (time and money) at hand if she really wanted to better herself intellectually. While not curable, it's a learning disability, not a physical/mental one. Stay the fucks offa Twitter, twit.

And she's blaming predictive text for the 2nd grade spelling errors, anyway. Another function that can be overcame on every BB/cell phone. Turn the option off or correct the words manually. And if she was spelling "whole" the right way to begin with, it wouldn't have corrected it to "hole."

Whatevs...

People need to stop ranting on Twitter and begin using it as it's meant to be used:
For fart jokes and talking about poop.

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I'm pretty sure that he was in love with her once. Then shortly after they were engaged things changed to the worse. I don't really care about him or her or their family or whatever, but seeing them in love was somehow cute. I can understand her disappointment, and I can understand why she rants about it when she just heard that he actually did cheat on her. But being famous and doing so on the web is a stupid idea. And by now she should be old enough to know better.
But she can join hands with my bestest LILYALLEN (read with a slur) who got engaged to her famewhore today. Or with LEANRHIMES (also read it with a slur - if possible).

edited cause i didn't know that FF has a spellcheck
edit²: does ff come with a dlisted spellcheck?

Sorry, but dyslexia or not, she can use spell-check. Firefox has a built in spell-check that underlines the words in red when they are wrong. She's lazy.

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When did dyslexia become genetic? I know that Ozzy is dyslexic and Jack claims to have it too. Did Kelly even attend high school?

Submitted by Capitanne on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 11:15am.

Bravo! I still cannot understand why this little fat cunt is even relevant today.... makes me sick.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:25am.
This isn't an offense to Kelly, more like an observation, but it seems the only way she can get men to go out with her is because she's a) got famous parents and b) her parents have money. Sorry to break it to you love.

I've only observed the two relationship, this and the one where she dated the guy from The Used? and each time it seemed like they weren't into her but more into getting famous by association.
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100% right. Look at the state of him, he's like a peroxide foetus.

Submitted by Starqz on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 11:37am.
Kelly is dyslexic and so are her other siblings. That's why she's not able to spell very well..
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I call bullshit. I've known many dyslexic people who have worked hard to overcome their situation. In fact, they would feel humiliated to publish such a messy pile of shit like this Twit rant.

This is simply another example of the laziness we see every day on the Interwebs. I can't even de-code some of the cracked-out postings slapped online. (Courtney Love, anyone??)

Deep inside, Kelly is still a fat, insecure twat.

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Ozzy and Sharon should feel very embarrassed that they raised a child who has absolutely zero grasp on the English language.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:48am.

I want to see a baby with Kelly's jaw and Rumer's chin.
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HOLY SHIT. That would be....would be....HOLY SHIT. It would be like a real life Captain America.

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Whatever Kelly...you've had everything handed to you your whole entire life. Poor little rich girl is learning that money can't buy genuine love...and humiliating herself on Twatter at the same time.

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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

He looks like a little boy, move on.

I fucking hate that I looked, but she's blaming her mangling of the English language on the predictive spelling that phone devices do. No word from her yet on what's causing her grammatical slaughter.

On a more positive note, she's promised that due to this "heart brake" that she's never felt before in her life, she'll be off Twitter for a while, so we've got that going for us.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

Kelly is dyslexic and so are her other siblings. That's why she's not able to spell very well..

Kelly, did you EVER attend school? Your heart "brakes"?

Jesus Christ. what a fucking moron.

and Capitanne, I agree- well said.

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Capitanne: spot on.

If you grew up rich in Beverly Hills, wouldn't you attend a good school and know how to spell? Kelly, YOU don't have the brains to back it up.

The E!Channel is fortunate to have recruited so many intelligent, eloquent, selfless and elegant natural beauties. America's fascination with lovely ladies like the Osbournes, Rivers, Hiltons, Kardashians and Hugh Hefner's artificial vaginas is truly touching. Thank you, Ryan Seacrest.

Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:57am.
did this girl graduate from high school?
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Maybe from the special school district.

The Osbournes have zero dignity and Kelly is acting her shoe size.

A few years ago I went to this weekly London hangout that used to draw cool fashion students, their fag hags, art school hipsters, the odd quirky celeb,
Anywho, i was once there, in a tight 1940s style red dress, black vintage heels etc. and I bumped into Kelly Osbourne in the toilets, in a very similar outfit, except the dress was black and her accessories red. Thought it was pretty funny to bump into a sort of negative of yourself, and since i'd always liked her style and thought she looked cute, I thought i could go over and say something friendly.

But then she stood there and gave me a really bitchy nasty look, like she was d'jeliss or somink. So i backed off and thought to myself, I was an idiot for liking her because of what i saw on TV. I know, not much of a story, more of a tiny experience, but since then, I'm so 'meh' about her.

*do-si-dos with Jo*

I have always loathed Kelly: and now that she's thin she's all giggly and "love, eat, pray". PLEASE.
The real Kelly is that foul-mouthed chubby girl, not this treacly version I see everywhere lately.

P.S. I don't give a hoot about this young man and his duping of her.

Dumb ass-all jaw, no common sense. You acknowledge shit like that so publicly and SHE comes out looking like a babbling, blithering idiot, while he proudly jacks off to it.

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Love the fucked up attempt to look like Audrey Hepburn in this pic. The tats right below the dainty black gloves really finishes off the look.

did this girl graduate from high school?

Ha ha ha!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 9:55am.
If I see another faggot, I am going to vomit.

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