How Many Times Are LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Going To Get Engaged?!!
When I first read at People that Falcor's long-lost twin sister LeAnn Rimes is engaged to Eddie Cibrian, I had to rotate and squint my eyes at the date to make sure it wasn't a repeat story from last month or the one before. LeAnn and Eddie's stupid asses have already put the wolf to shame by crying out their faux engagement news over and over again. They did it in October and November, but apparently this one is sticking. LeAnn's spokeswhore farted out to People Magazine that the two have once again caused the sanctity of marriage to rolls its eyes by getting engaged over the holidays at her home in Los Angeles.
People even has a TOTALLY NOT STAGED picture of LeAnn flashing the ring SHE TOTALLY DID NOT BUY HERSELF (REPEAT: SHE DID NOT GIVE EDDIE HER BLACK AMEX AND TELL HIM TO GO PAY FOR THE RING SHE DESIGNED HERSELF THE DAY THEY STARTED FUCKING. NO) in Malibu today.
LeAnn spread the news on Twitter too:
For those who haven't read, Eddie and I got engaged over the holidays. That's the news. It's for real this tine and the first time EVER!
18 minutes ago
So funny, my dear publicist is the same rep for Natalie Portman and me. So much for his vacation lol!!! Love you Rhett!!!!!
13 minutes ago
@asu_juliette the ring is out there. Someone got a shot of us at the beach, so that's not much a secret, but the rest is very personal and sweet. I was shocked to say the least.
2 minutes ago
Shocked, she says?! Yeah, soooooo shocked even though she wrote out Eddie's proposal speech on the palm of his hand and promised him an extra $200 bonus if he did it with feeling. Shocked. And personally, I won't really believe this news until I see Eddie skipping down Rodeo Drive while singing "I'm in the Moooney."