How Many Times Are LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Going To Get Engaged?!!
When I first read at People that Falcor's long-lost twin sister LeAnn Rimes is engaged to Eddie Cibrian, I had to rotate and squint my eyes at the date to make sure it wasn't a repeat story from last month or the one before. LeAnn and Eddie's stupid asses have already put the wolf to shame by crying out their faux engagement news over and over again. They did it in October and November, but apparently this one is sticking. LeAnn's spokeswhore farted out to People Magazine that the two have once again caused the sanctity of marriage to rolls its eyes by getting engaged over the holidays at her home in Los Angeles.
People even has a TOTALLY NOT STAGED picture of LeAnn flashing the ring SHE TOTALLY DID NOT BUY HERSELF (REPEAT: SHE DID NOT GIVE EDDIE HER BLACK AMEX AND TELL HIM TO GO PAY FOR THE RING SHE DESIGNED HERSELF THE DAY THEY STARTED FUCKING. NO) in Malibu today.
LeAnn spread the news on Twitter too:
For those who haven't read, Eddie and I got engaged over the holidays. That's the news. It's for real this tine and the first time EVER!
18 minutes agoSo funny, my dear publicist is the same rep for Natalie Portman and me. So much for his vacation lol!!! Love you Rhett!!!!!
13 minutes ago@asu_juliette the ring is out there. Someone got a shot of us at the beach, so that's not much a secret, but the rest is very personal and sweet. I was shocked to say the least.
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Shocked, she says?! Yeah, soooooo shocked even though she wrote out Eddie's proposal speech on the palm of his hand and promised him an extra $200 bonus if he did it with feeling. Shocked. And personally, I won't really believe this news until I see Eddie skipping down Rodeo Drive while singing "I'm in the Moooney."
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Moral of this story.... never let your husband do a Lifetime movie!!
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AND trust me..she's so dickmatized by him that when he does go astraying and dumps her ass, SHE WILL be the Britney breakdown of that year...FOR SURE
I read on the People site that they designed the ring TOGETHER, with his childhood friend that has some jewlery store...yet in the next breath she's twatting that it was such a surprise? Dingbat needs to pay attention to what the heck she's saying!
What else was she gonna do? When you're a cheater your ass has to get married to show that it was true love, rather than lovely fucking. Besides, this whore has nothing better to do. Can't wait till these blind mofos stumble down the isle. I'm sure Brandi is already prepping her wedding wrecking ensemble and monologue.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
LeAnn is one lucky woman - it sure would be damn fun to ride that for awhile, he's yummy, he doesn't need to speak.
Oh how the happy will fall...
LeAnn better get ready for heartbreak: Cibrian is a Cuban man with a roving dick. TRUST.
they are really trying to expand on a Lifetime movie...well, truth is you will be seeing that shitstorm for years to come.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
We should bank on how long this will las and much like St Angie, put the proceeds to charity (I mean at least 1/3) these people remind me to stay away...no relationships anymore...you call me trpphy wife I call you cheating POS
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Ugh, these two are a slightly less ugly version of Tori and Dean. Watch your back, Karma is a sneaky bitch
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
hope she tweets incessantly about his cheating on her & their d-i-v-o-r-c-e (sung with a twang) when that happens cuz it's sooo going to.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
How many times? Gross. Gross amount of times. Gross is also the answer to how many times am I going to puke looking at these two squints farting around with each other doing boring famewhore shit.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
every time i see these people i care less and less.
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kiss my ass!
I'd tattoo the fucking pre-nup across my ass if I were her. The smell of divorce is already in the air.
Yay! The sooner they can reengage in adulterous activities, the better!
Does she keep her eyes open when she kisses?
Or has an orgasm?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Is she the second coming of Tori and her husband? She seems more desperate than Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to pose as Audrey Hepburn, and that's saying a lot.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I do not wish them well. And that's as polite and nice as I can be about these two.
If you failed at marriage once before, why then make an announcement like this? Like a marriage license is some sort of protective shield against heartbreak or the ultimate goal to strive for. It's still all about the same two people having to deal with the same dynamics. You are still gonna find his socks on the bedroom floor, and he's gonna complain as ever about you spending too much time on the phone with your girlfriends. In short, grow up already, you silly girl!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I am flabbergasted that Rimes would actually whore in Natalie Portman's name tied to her publicist. Oh sickening.
They may be in the works to document the engagement and/or married life to a Reality show. that's what I think about the sincerity of their engagement.
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
"Someone got a shot of us at the beach..."
That picture is more lit up than Lindsay Lohan on New Year's Eve.
Bish, please.
Bleah--between Squinty FitzTrailerpants here and Squinty O'Perm to our right, I'm braced for a Squinty McThreemonthmarriage movie banner ad any minute. Is it possible that country music is bad for the eyes as well as the ears?
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Well, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Oh, the dashboard melted
But we still have the radio
Why he is attracted to a girl that looks like a piglet i have no idea. The gay husband she had, ok. I get. This one not so much.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 6:53pm.
Eddie's totally Federlinin' a bitch. He'll knock her up a couple of times, live large on her dime, be the general pretty boy loser that he is x 10, drive her to some pank wig wearin' attention seekin' CRAZAY, then swoop in and be fat daddy to chirruns the sufferin' from her CRAZAY... alls whist collecting a check fatter than his useless ass and some beach bunny volley ball player hanger on who don't give a fuck how fat he gets as long as she gets her cut of the check. You just watch. It's totally Brit-Brit and KFed 2.0....and I for one LOVE IT! *offically stamped as Tigerlilly approved*...
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Ain't that the truth! It is also Tori Spelling territory too. That horseface is stilling paying for her piece.
I didn't know that Jason Mraz & Tristan Prettyman were engaged. Knew they dated, but figured he'd eventually come out of the closet.
Tristan is gorgeous and talented although her records ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I liked one song & then downloaded her album and she sings in that no vibrato talk Edie Brickell way. One song okay but the entire album that way is irritating.
Why is her hand upside down in the close up?
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GAH, as usual, I'm "tardy for the party"...
About Dlisted-isms....I have a problem using "fuckery", calling people "hot sluts", and my personal fave, "that's ESCANDALO!".
As for the OT...Did anyone watch the fuckery (no pun intended) that Leann performed on last week's "Country Christmas" special where she was prancing around trying to act all sessy with dancing sailors?? First she surrounds herself by elves, and now sailors. I honestly didn't know what the sailors had to do with the Christmas song she was singing, I just assumed they were celebrating DADT getting repealled (joking!).
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:50pm.
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Loved that!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Falmouth on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 9:42pm.
I want to hit fast-forward to the delicious schadenfreude
I am sure you already see this, but this is what's going on with guys like Mr. Ed: She's throwing herself at him, doing and giving him anything he wants. As she does so, he continues to lose respect for her.
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Exactly. The challenge for pretty boy is gone, if it was ever about the challenge & not just about the paycheck & a way to revive his career at least for a minute. This guy is hit-and-quit material, anyone with an ounce of self-respect & an IQ above 100 would understand this. So that leaves out this inbred spawn of cornpone cuntry.
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Bravo.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
My tweet response:
@leannerimes-- Same response to your engagement news - No 1 gives a shit the first time, same feeling now
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Hey Stan,
Saw that.
Perfect response!
+1000
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I can't stand when women pluck their eyebrows way too wide like this foolia and Carrie Underwood is guilty of this too. Horrible. And where is Wilber, LR's big poppa - he need to call Jamie Spears asap!
Submitted by Falmouth on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 9:42pm.
I want to hit fast-forward to the delicious schadenfreude
I am sure you already see this, but this is what's going on with guys like Mr. Ed: She's throwing herself at him, doing and giving him anything he wants. As she does so, he continues to lose respect for her.
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Exactly. The challenge for pretty boy is gone, if it was ever about the challenge & not just about the paycheck & a way to revive his career at least for a minute. This guy is hit-and-quit material, anyone with an ounce of self-respect & an IQ above 100 would understand this. So that leaves out this inbred spawn of cornpone cuntry.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 9:42pm.
I want to hit fast-forward to the delicious schadenfreude
I am sure you already see this, but this is what's going on with guys like Mr. Ed: She's throwing herself at him, doing and giving him anything he wants. As she does so, he continues to lose respect for her.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:28pm.
According to Ted C at E!, he's already cheating on her.
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Awesome, since I want to hit fast-forward to the delicious schadenfreude, since she insists on twatting about her rent-a-douchemance every.fucking.second.
Eddie's problem is that he is so freaking gorgeous that he will never find a woman who is prettier than him. She does not exist.
I sooooo want Taylor Swift to out-bid low-rent Squinty here for this gigolo.
Eh, Taylor Swift's on her way up still. Eddie's gotta catch 'em on the way down the trailer park top 40.
Oh those two jokesters! they just love to keep us guessing!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
yuh, shure tiggy....'dog' turd.
always remember and never forget - you can't wipe too much. Especially with a furry ass like yours.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
While these squinty eyed bishes can't normally catch a break, I have to grudgingly admit that ring is AWESOME.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Get it Sucky...
Nite whores...
You are the dew drops on the impossibly early-morning-laid dog turd that fate has me unknowingly stepping on... bright and early early tomorrow morning...and don't ever forget that....EVAH...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
does she really even make good money?
i'm thinking no. i dont see her on my tv or hear her on my radio (thank gawd)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:50pm.
I don't even get the DListed oppostion to this engagement cuz the inevitable divorce gonna be some fire works out of John Travolta's asshole after a bathhouse marathon on July 4th. I mean, a SHIT TSUNAMI!
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OH SHIT THE HOMEWRECKERS REGRET INTERVIEW WITH SOME CELEBRITY NEWSMAGAZINE. This really got my imagination going...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:50pm.
"Eddie: That's because she wants me and let's get real, who doesn't...*flexes muscles in mirror* and she's crazy, you know...
Leanne: You're so thoughtful...
Eddie: Yeah, see you when I get back....Oh and have the car put in my name...Tax purposes and all...Kisses, must dash..."
LMAOLMAO Tiger when iz you going to write for USWeekly or People?? This shit can't write itself, obvs. lol.
All, also just ot clarify, my drunk asz was only cleaning off the car; aint' driving tonight. Just chilling. Done shoveling shit. It's cold as hell but I got my workout. *sets iphone's ipod to "♪♫ let's get physical, ♪♫ physical...i wanna get physicallll ♪♫"
Oh, OMP stands for ObvsMcPointless cause bboy done graduated to "mr. state the fking obvious regardless of point". That's how he rolls. *rolls eyes continuously when he's around* Never fking fails. 2011, here we all come!
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:50pm.
Eddie: That's because she wants me and let's get real, who doesn't...*flexes muscles in mirror* and she's crazy, you know...Look, if you want me to take a restraining order out on her, I will...but I have a way better idea...
Leanne: Sue her for slander?
Eddie: No, even better...How about you buy me a new Porsche?
hahahahaha
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:04pm.
{{hugs to Tiger}}} Happy Horzidayz!
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Right back atcha...and GIIIIIRL, I don't even get the DListed oppostion to this engagement cuz the inevitable divorce gonna be some fire works out of John Travolta's asshole after a bathhouse marathon on July 4th. I mean, a SHIT TSUNAMI! This dude just sat back and let his wife call his side piece a STALKER. Ha! You KNOW she didn't come up with that shit on her own....*fast forward six mos. (tops)*
Leanne: Eddie, who dis woman?
Eddie: Oh her? She's just a stalker, babe, you know you're the only one for me. I mean, if you weren't I'd be with my ex-wife and I'm not so we're cool, right?
Leanne: but she's telling the media y'all are all in love and doin' it and stuff...
Eddie: That's because she wants me and let's get real, who doesn't...*flexes muscles in mirror* and she's crazy, you know...Look, if you want me to take a restraining order out on her, I will...but I have a way better idea...
Leanne: Sue her for slander?
Eddie: No, even better...How about you buy me a new Porsche? Huh? Huh?
Leanne: What's buying you a Porsche have to do with...
Eddie: Shhhh...close your eyes...Now imagine how totally awesome I...er, I mean...you and I will look toolin' around town in my...er, our...brand new Porsche...It screams 'we're a couple'...I mean, who would think otherwise?
Leanne: Yeah, as usual, you are right...
Eddie: Damn right I am. Now I'm going to need some custom work done so it will cost you...er, us...don't even worry about that. By the time I get back from Cabo...
Leanne: Cabo? Wait, I didn't know...
Eddie: Oh didn't I tell you? Yeah, I'll be shooting a scene from my upcoming Lifetime Movie in Cabo... just a long weekend...Grueling schedule...Exhausting really, I probably will scarcely pick up my cell...
Leanne: But how will I...
Eddie: Know what custom orders I want on my...er, our...new Porsche? Wow, aren't you just too sweet? Don't worry, Angel, I emailed it all to the dealer. It'll be ready by the time I get back. All you gotta do is pay for it...I did ALL the grunt work...That's how much I love my snookems....
Leanne: You're so thoughtful...
Eddie: Yeah, see you when I get back....Oh and have the car put in my name...Tax purposes and all...Kisses, must dash...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Some body language expert would probably have something to say about practically every photo being her clinging to him and him keeping to himself. I imagine quiet times include "Honey, it's eleven at night. Could you take off the sunglasses and look at me?"
what's an OMP?
Watch for a Leann preg announcement in 2011.
You go Lee Ann for getting a horndog like him to commit, though I don't think the odds of him going through with it are good.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 6:52pm.
Because of Dlisted, I add "times" to every verb. So does my family.
Oh Leann Rimes...you're such a dork.
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 6:33pm.
I expect a pregnancy announcement, but after they are married, and LeeAnn won't be the mama.
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That would be AWESOME, I have a feeling he'd pick a talker as his sidepiece, ala Rachel Fuchitell.
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