Monday, December 27th 2010
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is Ellen Degeneres Wearing?
Portia de Rossi (aka forever Mandy Rogers of Horsham to me) must be seriously in love, OR SOMETHING, with Ellen Degeneres, because how did she let her leave the 5-star hotel looking like Larry David starring in a remake of Cocoon in the Wilford Brimley role? If you really love someone, you'd gently pull that hat off their head and slap their face with it before sticking that entire outfit in the in-sink-erator.
Here's more of Portia and Ellen doing rich people stuff in St. Barts over the weekend. Ugh. I'm surprised Ellen didn't go FULL FUG by carrying a dark-sided CROCS tote.
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What a piece of shit.
The Bermuda shorts are awful.
Why can't lesbians dress nicely? I mean, Portia's the girl, she looks better, but Ellen is a spokeswoman for Covergirl.....
All I can say is cover, girl, you look like shit!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
she looks comfy. vacations are all about being comfy...
She's a LEEZbian, what else would you expect?
I'd take any day of Ellen dressing straight out of the closeout/clearance section in a Land's end catalogue than that annoying video of Taylor Swift.
Take that ad down!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
They look happy... Portia actually looks healthy, not skeletal as she often is.
Ellen looks fine to me. She's always been more comfortable in this type of clothes. Who cares and why would they?
She is a cool, cool person.
Portia clearly has issues. Ellen has got to be the most annoying thing on the planet....HATE HER!!!!
And while I'm at it FUCK Cover Girl for making this dyke & that black blimp Bum Lafatah "cover girls"
HAHAHAAAA @
"*Looking for Ellen's hot...not finding it*..*cleaning glasses...Still, no hot in sight...*puttin Ellen's alleged 'hot' under 75x magnification*...No hot in sight...*glances at Ellen's bank account* WOOOOOOP! WOOOOOP! HWAT ALERT! HWAT ALERT! WOOOOOOOOOOOP! WOOOOOOOOOP!"
Poor Woody Allen.
He finally finds a woman closer to his age and all we can do is mock his attire, that poor ...
huh? Ellen you say?
That woman may be out of the closet but she needs to go back in asap and find some flattering clothes.
That hat burns.
I guess it's a slow news day
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she doesn't have a fanny pac or crocs on - what's not to love?
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kiss my ass!
De Rossi strikes me as the kind of woman that likes to be doted on. I can understand De Generes feeling as though she's won first prize, but in any Scandinavian city the streets runneth over with De Rossi's look-alikes.
On a different note: why can't celebrities go through life's struggles without writing a tell-all book about it? On the one hand they complain about their privacy being invaded, on the other hand they don't mind baring their souls for hard cash. If your gonna do it, why not just to it to help others? That would make your confessions much more genuine and believable, IMO.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
In the 5th picture Ellen reminds me of Rain Man
She's dressed like a dyke is she not Michael K?
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Lindsay Bluth (Arrested Development) was one of the most hilarious characters of all time. I bet Portia and Ellen really crack each other up all the time.
They get the joke!
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I was arrested for possession and cultivation of marijuana in the early '70s, and it was thrown out. The judge asked me how I felt about it, and I said, "I understand the law, and I want you to know I'll pay the fine, but I cannot guarantee I will not break this law again." He really chewed me out for that.
- George Carlin
They look normal and happy
She'll forever be Mandy Rogers from Grovey to me too. In fact the main reason I go home each year for the holidays is in the hope I can stalk those two bitches... Well I would if I knew where momma Rogers lives... Grovedale's not that big and I'm in that hood anyway...
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Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minelli
Both of their outfits scream "Fashion emergency!"
If I had that much money I would learn how to dress and real quick. (Because what I wear now is a Clearance Sale Mess every dayum day.)
Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:28pm.
They seem happy, a rarity in celebrity couples it seems. I don't mind what Ellen is wearing. I mean, she's Ellen, she's got her own style.
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Ditto...I think they're really cute together, I like them both, and I admire that they're vegans and huge animal lovers.
She's getting in touch with her inner guy. I tried for maybe a year and then discovered my inner guy is a flaming woopsie ... then I had to shut him up. Problems!
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
They look like they both stink of feet and bad breath.
The chick's a schlub.
I don't get flying 3,500 miles to shop in stores that are right around the corner at home. Or to eat at Ruth's Chris or something.
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If I should ever by chance grow rich
I'll buy Codham, Cockridden, and Childerditch,
Roses, Pyrgo, and Lapwater,
And let them all to my eldest daughter.
Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 7:53pm.
Ellen is Sappho's answer to Jared Leto - always fighting the hot.
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*Looking for Ellen's hot...not finding it*..*cleaning glasses...Still, no hot in sight...*puttin Ellen's alleged 'hot' under 75x magnification*...No hot in sight...*glances at Ellen's bank account* WOOOOOOP! WOOOOOP! HWAT ALERT! HWAT ALERT! WOOOOOOOOOOOP! WOOOOOOOOOP!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ellen is Sappho's answer to Jared Leto - always fighting the hot.
...ok, maybe just fighting the cute.
She and Richard Chamberlain should be dating.
What the hell is going on with the dude in pics #7 and #8? Is he a bubble boy? WTF?
it's a Soupy Sales look...it suits her
Looks to me like Ellen gets off on showing off her piece. Prolly cuz they are a mismatch made in HELL. Ellen doesn't have the looks to pull a chick as hott as Portia hence the IMA SHOW THIS SHIT OFF, haha dudes look at me I'm fugly AND female but you still can't get what I can get!
Don't like Ellen. She acts like such a sweetheart but the mainstream media didn't really report that she very coldly dumped her partner Alexandra Hedison for the younger, femme Portia. What we see here is a selfish old fart with her calculating trophy wife.
Love how everone's giving Ellen the side-eye in thumbnail # 8, while she gives the photographer the crzy eyes and Portia pretneds none of it's happening by looking at her i-phone.
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Shiitake happens...
That's pretty much the butch uniform for going out on the town, right? Doesn't Rojo Caliente have the same outfit in a bigger size?
And Portia looks adorable.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:42pm.
Ellen's not a lipstick lesbian "pretty" thing and I don't think Portia wants the "girly" type.
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Actually Portia's ex-girlfriends were rough but feminine, long-haired, makeup-wearing types, kinda like Lohan. I think she hit the jackpot with Ellen, nothing wrong with that. But I think I'd die if I had to be with someone so smothering and needy, which is how Ellen strikes me.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:30pm.
easy, breezy, beautiful...er, ummm, keep walking, Ellen.
EDITED: because I am an asshat and had a stupitass spelling error.
*lies down*
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LMFAOOOO! youz and I is drunk!! Maybe. lol, we understand! (at least I do, love)
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
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Ellen looks remarkably like my last husband.....Mr Alfred Steele, CEO of PepsiCola....and a big ol' bottom too!>...Happy New Year....Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Aww, I think they're cute.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 5:11pm.
LOL!!! sent.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:54pm.
are we friends on FB?
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(waiting for frakin csg to reach out!) Wait! however, alas, no seduction pics lol!
*this post will self destruct in 2 mins and shit*
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Why is this shocking to people? Isn't it a well known assumption that lesbians can't dress for shit?
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:54pm.
are we friends on FB?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Is Tommy Bahama the dyke answer to the gay man's "Abercrombie & Fitch"?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:12pm.
I just can't hate on anyone that has been nose deep in Portia's goodies.
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LOL! Right?
I can convert her.
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I thinks me too.
TEAM PUNANNI SEDUCTION
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PICS PLZ
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errythangs on fb, love. =P
not really. lol. in a perfect world....
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:49pm.
she's on vacay, not a runway!
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AMENSARELLA!! Shit, whad I wear the other day....some pj w/ wine stain mess that DID NOT even match!! We'ze all a bit jellies of bitches that love regardless of looks, huh. Notice that shit? If I hear that they split, that's when I know the world is imploding and all the planets will collide and crap. =P
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:12pm.
I just can't hate on anyone that has been nose deep in Portia's goodies.
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LOL! Right?
I can convert her.
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I thinks me too.
TEAM PUNANNI SEDUCTION
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PICS PLZ
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
she's on vacay, not a runway!
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
But Ellen still doesn't do it for me. Ever.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:12pm.
I just can't hate on anyone that has been nose deep in Portia's goodies.
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LOL! Right?
I can convert her.
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I thinks me too.
TEAM PUNANNI SEDUCTION
*first love will always be peens, though, always*
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."