Who Wants To Kiss It And Make It Feel Better?
Hugh Jackmeoff almost lost his eyeball when he zip lined right into a stage light during Oprah's show, and today Elizabeth Hurley's one-time side piece Shane Warne almost fractured his dick bone when he threw a ball at him. And as soon as Hugh grabbed at his groin in pain, a dozen so-called nurses ran forward claiming that their saliva contains healing properties.
Who is trying to destroy Hugh? They tried to blind him and now they've tried to make him literally unfuckable by almost fracturing his crotch. Although, you can still hump on his crotch cast. But seriously, since Hugh was most likely wearing a cup, there was no damage to the goods and his peen can swing another day! But his overdramatic groin grab is still a wonderful belated Christmas gift.
And here's Hugh and his luscious beard leaving a gym in Sydney the other day.
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Hugh is what is known as an "extra heavy-duty homosexual"!!
Just like Matthew M. and his freakishly short arms are a mismatch I always feel that Jackman's head doesn't belong with his body. I can't explain it any further, just a thought that pops up whenever I see his picture. That and the fact that the gay vibe is definitely there. In short: not enamoured.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I do believe that ball hit Mr. Jackman ABOVE his crotch....ya. Above.
"Don't rub 'em, count 'em!"
Too funny.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 7:15pm.
Wielding a cricket bat is completely different from batting in baseball. You bat low, to protect the wicket.
That ball was almost going to miss the red backstop, let alone the wicket.
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If I should ever by chance grow rich
I'll buy Codham, Cockridden, and Childerditch,
Roses, Pyrgo, and Lapwater,
And let them all to my eldest daughter.
Wielding a cricket bat is completely different from batting in baseball. You bat low, to protect the wicket.
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Poor Boy
I volunteer to lick his crotch wounds better!!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
I agree, ILovePapaSmurf. Surely he doesn't care what gender the hand that massages his booboo, no?
Straight. Gay. Whatever. The guy is a walking piece of deliciousness.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Why do the Hore-wood star whackers keep going after the WRONG princess? I'm sure their target is supposed to be fucking Taylor Swift.
*chanting as always*
Lucious Beard? I don't see his wife in any of these photos.
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Shiitake happens...
Hugh Jackman is being sent some pretty strong signs to STAY HOME! I have no idea why but he really should take note.
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ooooooh motherfucker these pics are SLABS of wet sex.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think he's just trying to prove to the producers of Spidey's "Turn Off the Dark" that he has the right stuff for Broadway.
Damn show off.
WickedZombie - hahahahaha indeed. But they're not trying to whack those who deserve it!!
Hi Living Dead Girl! Welcome!
I just cant seem to find the sexy in HJ. he is good looking to me, but just too plain if you will. Not like i wouldnt hit it though.......
He bats like a girl.
Doctors say heat and cold therapy is best for contusions and strains. This most certainly calls for something cold (ice cube), followed by warm (my mouth), followed by cold (Altoids), followed by warm (my mouth again)...and repeat.
LOL I think he was playing it up, in the slow-mo it looked more like it hit him in the stomach.
@WickedZombie - I don't know about Hollywood Whackers but if Hough is involved I'd sign up to be a Hollywood Whack-offer
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 1:57pm.
*gets out first-aid kit, applies cherry-flavored lip balm* Let me kiss the boo-boo and make it better.
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HAHAHA! You have cherry-flavoured lip balm in your first aid kit? Just what kind of first-aid are you giving?
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Poor Boy
*Start doing a massage with strawberry lube*
♪♫ soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur sleepy kitty, happy kitty, purr, purr, purr ♪♫
*Jizz in mah face*
I think you are ok now, darlingggg
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Hollywood Star Whackers! Dear god, the Quaids were right!!!
Fuck that cherry flavored chap stick, Jack. I'll slather my lips in icy hot. Top that bitches!
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Happy holidays everyone. This is my first time posting. Been lurking since april. Love u MK!!!!!
*gets out first-aid kit, applies cherry-flavored lip balm* Let me kiss the boo-boo and make it better.
that looked really yummy...when he grabbed his crotch...ala "come and get some"...
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
FUCK OFF I GOT THIS
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
He's straight. For serious? Naw.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.