Rachel Weisz And Daniel Craig Are Totally Doing It
When Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky announced that their relationship was unwinding like Natalie Portman's sanity in Black Swan (aka Showgirls In Tights), there was a rumor that she had already soothed her sadness by gently rocking on Daniel Craig's crotch. Most therapists will tell you that the cure for the common sad is Daniel Craig cock, so you Rachel did the right thing. At the time, Rachel and Craig both denied that shit, but apparently they were telling LIES. The News of the World (via UsWeekly) published a few pictures of Daniel and Rachel holding hands over the weekend in Somerset, England. And if you shut the lights and waved a black light wand over their hands, I'm sure you'd see splatters of their sex juices. DOING. IT.
The Daily Mail says that Daniel and Rachel stayed at some fancy country inn and were seen holding hands and laughing as they strolled to a nearby pub for a little after sex cordial. One witness-type said, "Daniel and Rachel looked like a romantic couple in a film. They were laughing and hanging on to each other's words and stopping to take photos of each other. They were clinging to each other like honeymooners. The chemistry was obvious."
Daniel and Satsuki Mitchell, who were promised to be married for a long ass time, reportedly ended their love earlier this year.
Daniel (who might just have a case of wandering peen) just got out of a long term thing and Rachel just got out of a long term thing, so this is probably just a first stop fuck before they fully emerge into singlehood (I think). And nothing gets your mind off of a BROKEN HEART like a good old-fashioned rebound fuck. It's sort of like eating your feelings. Except Rachel is eating her feelings off of Daniel's peen.
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You GO, girl!
dayum! these 2 look like shit. Daniel got the stained shirt, Rachel's doesnt fit right or she just threw it over her head which would explain her hair
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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK
Daniel Craig's face isn't pretty in a traditional way. He's what the Italians call "bruta bella" - ugly pretty.
But the rest of him? I'd hit it every way I could.
I'm glad, she's hot, he got hotter after being Bond.Good luck to them. ::))
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Daniel Craig is nasty why would anyone want to have sex with him?
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I agree with those who don't find him hot. He's been hit with the ugly stick (Jake Gylenhaal, Josh Duhamel and Ryan Reynolds as well). I think the reason why I don't find them good-looking AT ALL is because EVERYONE is always stalking about hoe sexy they are when they are average looking at best. Maybe If they weren't Hollywood stars and I would see them on the street, I would look twice(except for Gylenhaal).
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 10:52pm.
off topic...holy snow! 15 inches and counting (that's what she said). No work tomorrow!
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yeah, snow's gonna be the excuse.... pfft! lack of bail money has nothing to do with it, i'm sure!
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off topic...holy snow! 15 inches and counting (that's what she said). No work tomorrow!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
*hi-fives Weisz* RIDE that sexy-ugly mofo, puta!
He looks like the kind of guy who might occasionally pull your hair and bite that spot between your neck and shoulder while he fucks you. Hard. And when he's not biting, he gets right in your ear and growls all sorts of dirty things to you.
I like that in a guy.
Fucking bitch Weisz.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Cosign on what snowball said. DAMN!!!!!
Cosign on what snowball said. DAMN!!!!!
Seriously, do these actors/actresses not know that there are other people on the face of this earth that they could bang? Do they ALWAYS have to bang each other (even when one or both of them look like absolute shit)? J/W
Something about Daniel Craig makes me crave rough sex...to the point where someone got to call the po-lice. His new side piece? Sorry, she'd have to wait it out bound and gagged in the hotel closet like a Charlie Sheen watch snatchin' trick. Me don't share my DC with NOBODY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
dementa I'm with you too. I'm not feeling the "hots" for Daniel Craig.
I'm sure Rachel is smitten! I thought she was very cute in the first mummy movie, but the second one, she looked "harsh". What happened? Do the British age so fast?
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I'd like to have a threesome with those two.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 5:05pm.
Yep. I think he used his shirt to clean up afterward. That's thoughtful of him.
That's not afterglow, they're just super greasy
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Ok...goes back to eating and looking outside at this snow falling...I HATE WINTER but love the holidays. I dream of visiting LA one day.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 4:33pm.
These two look very disheveled and have a "sex sheen" about them.
I've seen that before...oh wait it's called cum on your face!
can't say I blame either of them.
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Somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah, all right, feels good inside
-Weezer "Say It Ain't So"
These two look very disheveled and have a "sex sheen" about them.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 4:00pm.
Am I the only person who thinks he's not hot at all?
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...hey dementia I totally concur...I've always found this guy so not hot...
...and I don't buy this story for a single New York minute...this has PR flack written all over it...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
I would love to give Daniel Craig a bath and then some...
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Them's some good lookin folks. He makes a great James Bond, imo.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Am I the only person who thinks he's not hot at all?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Daniel is gorgeoussss. I guess she couldn't let the opportunity to ride that pass her by.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Daniel Craig is nasty, and doesn't he have a small dick?
Didn't he play for the Packers?
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 2:49pm.
Daniel Craig is the hottest piece of man meat on planet earth.
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Is this where the line starts for Mr. Craig?
*takes number, waits in line*
you mean they left the people they were supposed to marry for each other...
she's the equivalent of a singer that fucks for beats, she has no shame
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God, I have never felt so alone reading this. Maybe I should just go ahead and start lowering my standards.
Daniel Craig is the hottest piece of man meat on planet earth.
OHhhhhh....WHAT A MAN, ummm...
Yummy Yummy. Daniel Craig and Clive Owen make my dreams nice places to be ; )
She could do sooooo much better than that cave man looking thing. Honestly she is like one of only 3 chicks that genuinely turn me on, but he does nothing for me.
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
Lucky her. Lucky him. I kinda hope nobody cheated on anybody but who am I kidding.
"...there was a rumor that she had already soothed her sadness by gently rocking on Daniel Craig's crotch."
That's such an awesome visual, MK. I wish I could be doing that right now but replace Daniel Craig with, say, Chris Helmsworth :P
I officially hate Rachel Weisz. HATE.
Hum... She's kinda a two face.
He's hot, but always lurking in the back of my mind is that movie, The Mother. Eeeuuuwwwww.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Lucky them.
Rachel is still super-hot!!!
mr. craig is very lucky.
you've just been violated!
Mike, plz say you are joking about the full body scan. Now I am scared out of my mind to go to the airport!
BUTTERFACE! Craig, not Weisz. She's gorgeous.
I would hit it like a freight train. Repeatedly. Till he begged for mercy.
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I like this couple,bravo rachel!
Maybe I could provide comfort to Darren now, then redirect said comfort to Daniel in 6 months when he and Rachel are over.
I truly never got her appeal. Him, OTOH, I would totally hit dat.
Get it while the getting is good,people. It probably won't last more than a year or so but there are worse things to rejuvenate the cooter with.
I'd be the bi-curious meat in that sandwich.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green