Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Jim & Dylan, a couple from NYC who have unwittingly become Santa's little helpers after they randomly received hundreds of letters from children all over the city addressed to Father Christmas. WARNING TO ALL YOU SELF-PROCLAIMED EVIL CUNTS WITH NO HEARTS OUT THERE WHO HAVE A REPUTATION TO KEEP: This might make you a little moist in the eyes, so be prepared to tell your friends and family members that you had an extra strong bong hit when they ask you why you look as vulnerable as baby deer who just opened up its eyes for the first time. A true Christmas story wrapped in newly sprouted angels wings with a bell on top.
For some unexplained reason, Jim & Dylan's mailbox at their apartment on 22nd Street in Chelsea started to get stuffed with "Dear Santa" letters from chirruns asking for a present or two this Christmas. Jim & Dylan's heads were filled with questions marks, because they had no idea how this happened. Instead of taking a red Sharpie to every letter and writing "Return to Sender: Santa doesn't live here anymore. Signed, THE GRINCH" in big letters, Jim & Dylan tried to fulfill all wishes with the help of their co-workers and strangers. This story is the new meaning of Christmas spirit. We know who's getting a pair of sparkling new halos this holiday season.
And no, don't try to send the Santas of 22nd Street a letter asking for a double-sided dildo, because I already tried that and it didn't show up under my tree this morning. Damn.
Merry Christmas to everyone! Let's all try to inject a little of Jim & Dylan into our DEAD HEARTS this holiday!
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Definitely Jim & Dylan for Hot Slut(s) of the Year!! They're the best. I found them on Facebook. Just look for Jim & Dylan. Personally, I think those 10% of the population with 80% of the money should have fulfilled anything and everything! Just route anything to Santa Claus right to their front doors!
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 11:02pm.
This is very Wal-mart-ish.......yuck.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 12/26/2010 - 9:49am.
There was similar front page news in my town. Some guy randomly got a letter from a kid who was sad because Santa never came to his house and he didn't even think they would have dinner on Christmas. The guy tracked down the kid (no address on the letter), dressed up as Santa, and brought presents and dinner to the whole family.
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Stories like these restore my faith. I know they happen all year round, we just never hear of them because they're not salacious enough to make the news. I wonder if there's a website that posts stories like these? It would help to come home after a long day of dealing with idiots to read some good news.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Well holy shit that's awesome. Good stuff MK.
What lovely people these two guys are! Restores my faith in humanity. But wow, what a responsibility. They can expect their mailbox to be literally overflowing next year now that the word is out. Those 450 letters will balloon to 450000000!!!
'That's like saying I can't fix all the world's problems so I'm not going to fix any of them.'
These guys are DEFINITELY hot sluts of the day.
There was similar front page news in my town. Some guy randomly got a letter from a kid who was sad because Santa never came to his house and he didn't even think they would have dinner on Christmas. The guy tracked down the kid (no address on the letter), dressed up as Santa, and brought presents and dinner to the whole family.
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Call me crazy (or a grinch) but what does everyone think happens when kids' letters are written to Santa and they don't go to a couple in NY? They still go to File 89 and parents are still responsible for fulfilling (or not) the wishes, right?
Not to undermine the amazing generosity, but didn't it just screw with the univerous?
Thats so beautiful, I wish I could afford to do something like that. The best I can do right now is give to the Wishing Tree. You choose an age and gender, buy a gift, put it under the tree and it goes to someone less fortunate. I do it every year. I used to be a recipient of Wishing Tree gifts and it always made my christmas....I remember being overwhelmed with gratitude by a gift of shampoo one year
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
*drys tears, snarffles*
Wow! This is the best! I think they added the refusing receptionist to show that Jim was cool about it, not "pressuring" the guy to do something he was unable to do like the United way Nazis do.
Thank you for sharing MK!!!!
Thank you Jim and Dylan!!
*chanting as always*
What a beautiful story! and this time i mean it
In the Netherlands we celebrate the birth of baby Jesus over two days, but I guess it's too late to wish everyone here on Dlisted a merry Xmas. Instead, I'm just gonna stick with "Happy Holidays!"
Thank you, MK, especially, for making my otherwise dreary life so much more fun. This post on Jim & Alan made my day and is further proof to me that Dlisted is karma safe.
*dries teary eyes and mentally prepares for yet another day of serving large quantities of food and drink to family members and cleaning up after them without going out of character*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Damn it, that just melted the ice off my black,frozen little heart. These guys are fabulous.
This is very Wal-mart-ish.......yuck.
what an amazing couple...GB them!!!!
i sure if this was televised they would of gotten more help....
thanks for sharing such a beautiful story MK..
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
So what about next year?
I` ve been dealing with nothing but rude people for the past two weeks at work and home (side-eyes snoring husband) and i m glad to see the world is not populated by assholes entirely...
Merry Christmas, you dirty whores!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Aww, MK, I knew you were a softie at heart! Hope you had a great Xmas!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Great story.
Jim & Dylan, truly good people.
With all the stories on the news lately, that have me worried about the future of humanity, this story is a reminder that there are still lots of good people out there!
Great story!
What a wonderful story! Merry Christmas everybody! Merry Christmas MK!
I still am trying to figure out why all those letters got delivered to them in the first place. Why would kids think that Santa lives at XXX 22nd St, Apt 7? I mean, that's pretty damn specific.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
i had to stop watching part way through, i was crying too much.
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kiss my ass!
Snideychick sez:
Jim & Dylan for Hot Slut(s) of the Year!
Aw. Merry Xmas, Jim & Dylan. Merry Xmas to you all, sluts. Better late than ever.
Merry Christmas MK - that was great!
You gotta love the nice touch there with the dildo. Who knew a sweet holiday story could have a nice dirty ending to it also?
hmmmmm where does sucky work? And does he sit behind a desk?? jk
What a sweet story!
Merry Christmas!
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This is awesome, what a great story.
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Damn you MK! You made us cry....Merry Christmas, Blanche and Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I know we've had some awesome HSs in the past 12 months, but Jim & Dylan take the ultimate prize, IMHO.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
Such a cool story! Actually, there are a lot of ways to play Santa and it is a really cool thing to do. I highly recommend it.
I really, really love these guys.
Thank you for sharing this!
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 5:07pm.
I remember when I would go to the post office across MSG in NYC and pick the most awful and dangerous address and buy the child what they wanted and then my poor father would deliver it personally because the mail would never have gotten there. We are talking BAD area here. I think he did it once and then said tmail it! hahaha! Nice that he did it even once. We New Yorkers aren't such a bad lot
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That's really sweet. It bears out that corny old cliché that one is more blessed in giving than receiving. Over the years we've had random people at our Christmas dinner who have nowhere else to be or nobody to be with, during the Christmas vacances. The first time that I invited two African students who had no family here in Canada, my children were a little put out about having strangers with us, but we all ended spending such a great evening with them. We've had lots of different people with us over the years and I wouldn't change it.
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Merry Christmas, hussies. Merry Christmas, MK. Thanks for all the laughter-you give your adoring whores,sluts, and cynics the gift of your wit everyday.
Hope Santa left you a really hot, red-haired elf, or sends you one soon.
ON TOPIC: This couple is the best.Civilization would crumble without the gheys. Didn't the Ancient Greeks say something like that?
I remember when I would go to the post office across MSG in NYC and pick the most awful and dangerous address and buy the child what they wanted and then my poor father would deliver it personally because the mail would never have gotten there. We are talking BAD area here. I think he did it once and then said tmail it! hahaha! Nice that he did it even once. We New Yorkers aren't such a bad lot.
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 4:05pm.
Awesome story!
But what's up with the lame ass dude sitting behind the desk .... passin' on the opportunity to help little poor kids !
I thought it was in borderline poor taste to include that bit in the video. He may not observe the holiday, or he may just not be able to afford buying extra gifts. One of the enduring mysteries to me is how people with shitty jobs can afford to live in NYC.
Thanks Michael, for posting that. Lovely story - and merry Christmas to you, too.
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Happy whoridays to all fellow Dlisted sluts, and to our beloved MK. I hope everyone is healthy and happy. Speaking of happy, I need another drink.
Merry Christmas whores!
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
Now how cool is this? They strike me as a couple that really have it all together and let's just throw it to the wind and say that they got all those letters because God knew they were just the ones to make things happen - and they did. Talk about the true spirit of Christmas. Christmas isn't about the newest and most hyped thing - it's about caring, loving, and giving.
Awesome story!
But what's up with the lame ass dude sitting behind the desk .... passin' on the opportunity to help little poor kids !
I wonder what west burrough baptist church did for christmas.
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"Some shit is not right when John Travolta circa TODAY is wrassling up hot Middle Eastern dudes with "slap somebody" dick and there are times when I can't even get a piece on Craigslist!" -MK
Thanks MK! They are such a sweet couple and they did make me all smiley.
You're the best, MK! What would we do without the gheys?!
This is awesome. Thanks for sharing MK!
This is amazing. I'm reading this while stuck at work and it brought spirit to my heart. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
They think they got a lot of mail before this story broke...
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
I have always suspected "Santa" was 2 gay guys in Chelsea. Mystery solved. Now we all know.......
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Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!
---George Carlin