Constantine Maroulis IS Somebody's Father
Yes, I know I'm following a major WHO THE DICK CARES story with another WHO THE DICK CARES story, but the celebwhores you sort of kind (but not really) care about are clenching their wombs and hiding their engagement rings until after the holidays so that they can have your undivided (but not really) attention then. So this is the news we have to deal with today. It might go down easier than a blended fruit cake with a splash of rum.
People brings us the news that Constantine Maroulis' girlfriend Angel Reed birthed out a 6lb baby girl late last night. A baby girl that probably slid right out if she inherited her father's ability to naturally seep out grease from his pores. Connie and Angel gave her the name Malena James and he had this to say about becoming father for the first time:
"Sometimes Christmas comes early and we're so lucky to get the greatest gift a few days early. Angel and I are thrilled to welcome our perfect baby girl into the world today. Mom and baby are healthy and I couldn't be more excited to ring in 2011 this way."
Yes, a true Christmas gift! And a gift for Baby Malena who gets to see this punchable face every single day.
Well, now we know who's going to be female heavyweight champion of the world in 2030.
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Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, it' volatile sight of hé; S Fisher I gave Stevens, that' the face of the later one of S, when everything disowned the Atlanta, black color jokes not simply
And to think I USED to have o a crush on him when he was on American Idol.
WHO?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
He looks like he would smell like really rancid cheese and cheap port wine.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
This guy is such a fucking poser.
Its scary that anyone with functioning junk can have a baby. It doesn't seem right to me.
He has the same look as an old friend of mine from high school. Cocky and thinking he was famous...he also never made anything of himself.
I love the baby's name. As for the father (Connie?)I don't know who he is but he looks like someone Chris Hansen snagged in a child predator sting.
He looks like the Phil Collins dummy in the "Land of Confusion" video. Nast.
Don't know who this guy is, but I'm still trying to recover from the announcement that some braindead ho wants to get hitched to Cisco Adler. I will require a bottle of liquor to numb the shock.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
I'd like to shave his head with a cheese grater.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
I bet this is the same face the girlfriend sees when he cums, too.
Wow. That is the duck face from hell. God I hate myspace for destroying the world with that shitty phenomenon. Merry Xmas kid. Your dad is a douche that enjoys smelling his upper lip.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
On the bright side, Malena isn't a bad name for a girl. She could of been stuck with a name like "Q-Tip"
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
He seems hate-worthy, but I just can't. He's been on The Soup a few times as himself, so he can't take himself THAT seriously.
If you want a laugh, Google "constantine maroulis buttsex."
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He looks so smarmy and simple.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Totally punchable.
I was wishing bad things on him and his snarky smirk,but then I realized he has a newborn now. Punishment enough, ha ha.
Welcome to the real world, you fucktard.
Submitted by grounder on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 1:51pm.
Christmas is just not the same without DListed's Hot "Babe" of the Year!
Where is PP sunning her chicken cutlets these days?
That would complete today's four-fecta. With MK's help, PP may be too big a star anymore...
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
Wasn't he denying he was the father when she first got knocked up?
Christmas is just not the same without DListed's Hot "Babe" of the Year!
Where is PP sunning her chicken cutlets these days?
What a greasy, greasy Christmas it is up here on the DListed.
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Michael K you go on vacation this instant!
He has weasel face.
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Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:03pm.
I suppose they are "over the moon", but who really cares. Poor MK, having to entertain us on such a slow news day.
Merry . . . what ever you choose to celebrate on December 25 to all the wise men and wise women on Dlisted. Kisses and hugs under the mistletoe to MK, the wisest of them all.
*passes the Quality Street box around*
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*passes warm cup of sake* cheers!
Wow. It's a veritable cornucopia of marginal celeb dickweed news.
Ick. Nast.
I've been on such a dry spell for these past three months... and still, I wouldn't touch this guy with the tip of my...
Good to know I still got some standards. LOL
Debbie Downer needs a shave.
maybe the combined fug of these two created a gorgeous baby...it does happen..the same way that two pretty people cancel each other out and create a troll sometimes.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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I suppose they are "over the moon", but who really cares. Poor MK, having to entertain us on such a slow news day.
Merry . . . what ever you choose to celebrate on December 25 to all the wise men and wise women on Dlisted. Kisses and hugs under the mistletoe to MK, the wisest of them all.
*passes the Quality Street box around*
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
With those fugly parents, poor little Malena doesn't have much hope in the looks department.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
Who are these foolios?
Rock of Ages looks so terrible. Just seeing live performances of his banshee shriek "I wanna rooooooooock" was enough to turn me off it forever
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
MK you're right....as soon as I saw this tool's face I immediately started punching my phone...poor little Malena, this is your Christmas present....
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10