Speaking Of Chesnuts Roasting....
Cisco Adler, who is solely famous for Slinky Nuts™, has found somebody out there who actually wants to marry him. Another Christmas miracle! UsWeekly says that Mischa Barton's ex-fuck time partner is going to marry his model girlfriend and chin twin Barbara Stoyanoff. A source says they are happy BLAH BLAH BLAH and are going to get married sometime this February.
I know there's not a care in your being that is interested in wrapping around anything Cisco Adler-related, but I covered this non-story just so we could gaze at his (NSFW) low-hanging crotch cocoons again. Congrats to Cisco! He finally found a woman who doesn't mind when his nuts hit her in the chin while he hits it from the back. And a woman who doesn't mind that he has to stand on a 10-feet latter to tea bag her.
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Ummm...shouldn't it be ladder and not latter?...just askin'
They're pretty horrible looking, but they'd be fun to play with. You could bat them back and forth like a cat with a toy. You have to think of the positives people!
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 8:58pm.
When your balls hit the floor and your whore wants some more....THAT'S AMORE!
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LOL!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 8:58pm.
When your balls hit the floor and your whore wants some more....THAT'S AMORE!
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HAHA! Manny, I hereby crown you the official poet laureate of Dlisted. Wordsworth would be proud. So would my pervy uncle who makes up dirty ditties :O
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Johnny Got A Boom Boom
When your balls hit the floor and your whore wants some more....THAT'S AMORE!
Everytime I think of him with a chick, all I can think of is "ewww! They had to be near his saggy balls at one point!"
Why are people getting all butthurt about big balls?
I'd rather be playing with a heavy sac then two shriveled up marbles.
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His balls aren't extraordinarily big. They just hang to his knees. I've never seen balls that saggy.
Maybe he got a ball lift after his balls went viral.
I hope she realizes that she'll need to take Valtrex for the rest of her life.
Nuts or no nuts, he's rather plain looking to say the least -- and she? A model?? Surely you jest!
Maybe he can spend some of his inheritance $$ on a nut-lift (?)...they can fix everything else, I wonder if they can fix his balls
How did he get someone to even report this? Basically he's famous for long term dating a non-entity (Kimbo) and then dating a washed up network star. Famous by association. I hate that kind. That's how Kim got famous.
Submitted by Raven on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 2:02pm.
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C.) Weld my vagina shut
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by Raven on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 2:02pm.
C. Nunnery
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Raven on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 2:02pm.
ok .. so who would you rather do?
cisco adler
or
brandon davis?
i feel so dirty now.
I think I'll go with c) killself.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Speaking of balls, when I hear the song "Bailamos" by Enrique Iglesias it sounds like he is singing: "Buy the balls, let the rhythm take you over, buy the balls."
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
do your ball hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your ball hang low
merry christmas everyone
Well, since the post has 'chestnuts roasting' in its caption, I'd like to quick shout out a very merry happy holidays and a rocking new year to the DL bunch and MK. {{major hugs}}
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Everytime I see Cisco's balls, I think of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot". I don't know why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmAASVEcOdg
haha@"chin twin"!
That picture - BLECH! I mean, who drinks Bud in a can? Gross!
HTF can a guy that young have such a saggy nutsack?
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Ever heard of the Amazing Mr. Lifto? He used to lift a steam iron.
http://bit.ly/12hRTP
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
That nut sack PUKE!
UGH! He truly is repulsive looking.
HTF can a guy that young have such a saggy nutsack?
ok .. so who would you rather do?
cisco adler
or
brandon davis?
i feel so dirty now.
She looks like a brunette Ashlee Simpson and he has the most unattractive male physique EVER. I'm going lesbian in three, two, one ...
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'll take big balls, they can actually be useful! His dick looks like it would be a decent length hard.
Why are people getting all butthurt about big balls?
I'd rather be playing with a heavy sac then two shriveled up marbles.
I am always baffled how many actresses, models and what not date guys from bands you've never heard of. Honestly, does anybody here know a single person who owns a Whitestar album? Or has been to a show? How do they have the money to take out girls like that?
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
I completely forgot he existed until now.
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
Cisco's got bank? Then he must spread his money around his saggy nuts to get the girls to come near him....
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
MK, you had me at "crotch cocoons"... SWOOOOON!
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
The balls and the famous name must be all he inherited from pops; he sure didn't get any of dad's musical talent.
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
OW! I hurted my eyes!
Hope all you sluts have great holidays!!!
*chanting as always*
See, I don't get why a gorgeous girl like her would settle for his paperweight-in-a-tube-sock nuts and greasy douche looks. WHY?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Chin twin!!!!
Ahahahahahaahaa
MK, have a Happy Christmas my love. If I was a gay man, I would be your devoted husband, spoiling you rotten. Of course you probably would hate me because you like pain!! Your choice of Christina crotch shots proves this! Xoxo
And to all Dlisters out there, I Love you all like my extended family. I would back any of you hors in a bar fight and or in a court of law. Ha!
Happy Christmas Eve! Xoxoxo oxoxoxoxo
Once upon a time I used to bounce at a Nudie bar in Fort Lauderdale. I was never so amazed as when I would see pretty girls go home at the end of the night with dirty, slimy, greasy, douchebag fucks. This picture reminded me of that. With him though he has money to save him from his questionable genitals, busted ass face, and bad fashion sense.
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
He looks greasier than fatback.
barzzini
Muah. I needed a good laugh MK. you always deliver.
Somebody needs to tell buddy boy to get a GD haircut.
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Shiitake happens...
Maybe his balls were hanging that low at the time because they were sad they were dating Mischa Barton.
Sending out healing positiveness to the TSA agent who pats down Cisco.
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
I wonder if his nick name is Rin Tin Tin, cuz those is some German Shepard looking balls..no offense to German Shepards.
And Co-sign on the Minka doppelganger
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Blow, beer and low rider balls is all I need for my Christmas Eve morning!!!
I don't think she is pretty- not ugly, but not pretty....
Besides his huge balls, he has a huge inheritance and bank account. That is why he gets chicks.
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Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Ferrari,
But that don’t mean I can’t get you there.
I guess he’s an Xbox and I’m more Atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
- Cee Lo Green "Fuck You"
LOL it's all worth it MK just to see THAT pic again. You know, the one Adler will never live down.
She must be into saggy big balls...cause she is too freakin pretty to be with him....Ewwwwwwwww
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Okay, she is very pretty and he looks like my idiot BIL trying, unsuccessfully, to dress like Johnny Depp. Not to mention the unfortunate nut situation. W. T. F?
Does he have a lot of money or something?
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 10:25am.
Forget lumps of coal-GD!
This chick and Minka Kelly are the same person, no?
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That is exactly what I thought too.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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this is no marriage; this is a foursome.
Barbara, Cisco and his two balls. It'll be crowded in that bed.
she is a brave woman to tackle that mess.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Forget lumps of coal-GD!
This chick and Minka Kelly are the same person, no?
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"I won't work my looks no more..."