Dawn Holland Changes Her Mind
Just a couple of days ago, Dawn Holland was waving her good fist into the air and vowing REVENGE against Lindsay Lohan for allegedly calling her a "cunt bitch" before spraining her arm by yanking a phone out of her hand. Betty Ford quickly dropped a WE QUIT YOU, BITCH on Dawn for talking to the media about LiLo's situation, etc... At the time, Dawn was all about pressing charges against LiLo. If convicted, LiLo could've faced 6-months in the chokey for violating her probation. Well, the Lohans can breathe a little easier into their bongs this morning, because Dawn has completely flipped to the other side and is not interested in pursuing charges. TMZ says that Dawn has refused to work with authorities and even told them to drop the case and move on to more important things. Hmmm.... And a hmmmm...
Dawn's lawyer said that she won't testify against LiLo and "will not continue to press charges against Lindsay, nor will she be assisting any further in the investigation or prosecution." Her lawyer went on to say that no crime has been committed and as a recovering addict herself, Dawn does not "in any way shape or form to do anything that would violated Lindsay's probation or cause an arrest."
Sorry, Lohan kids! Try not to look too disappointed in the face tomorrow morning when you open up your Christmas gifts and find out that White Oprah got you an empty bottle of Jack Daniels, a half-smoked pack of Reds, 3/4ths of an Adderall, matchbooks from various Long Island bars, a picture of your mother with some random guy in a thong, a full roll of toilet paper stolen from a room at Howard Johnson and whatever the hell else she found at the bottom of her purse. White Oprah had to spend your Christmas gift money on hushing up that Dawn Holland trick. Hey, at least she wrapped that shit!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 9:42am.
EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 9:39am.
.... none of it is gonna change the fact that Lohan's future prospects are limited to straight to dvd crap, and possibly masturbating farm animals for a paycheck.
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Damn, you get a paycheck for masturbating farm animals? All these years I just thought it was my hobby!
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well, you were always in it for the satisfied look in their eyes afterwords... call it charity, call it a twisted need to pleasure farm animals... one way or another... you've given back more than PETA! heehee!!
*edited*... hi, sweet Nitty!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
lol
Dawn may have fucked her career in the ass RAW by babbling to TMZ for $10k but you know she got an even bigger paycheck from LiLo to drop the charges and shut it.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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I think MK is right. LiLo would have gone straight to the pokey this time for sneaking in and failing the breathalyzer, especially if the security tapes back up Dawn's story. I guess all the hush money from that SuperBowl ad will go straight to Dawn Holland. I hope her kids enjoy her Christmas bonus.
Lindsay is messed up but I called bullshit on this from the beginning.
"she grabbed Lindsay" and then "Lindsay pushed her away"...that is just self defense.
Last time I checked Betty Ford Councilors don't have the right to "touch" anyone.(only security people do)
Then this ho went and sold her "story" to TMZ for 10 grand and now after she gets fired for doing so dropped her charges. She is SHADY!(Bitch just made a bigger paycheck off Lindsay than White Oprah herself has made in the last year!)
This bitch knows she is fucked because she violated HIPPA federal law and she also has a record. The turds started floating, so her attorney told her best to shut up.
EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 9:39am.
.... none of it is gonna change the fact that Lohan's future prospects are limited to straight to dvd crap, and possibly masturbating farm animals for a paycheck.
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Damn, you get a paycheck for masturbating farm animals? All these years I just thought it was my hobby!
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 9:38am.
can hardly believe how many chances this bitch gets...
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We used to say the same thing about Anna Nicole Smith too. Unless Lindsey finds religion and moves to a nunnery I don't think this is going to end well.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
i can't keep up with this whole thing... Betty Ford, Lohan, Holland... the whole damn thing is a mess, and none of it is gonna change the fact that Lohan's future prospects are limited to straight to dvd crap, and possibly masturbating farm animals for a paycheck.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
can hardly believe how many chances this bitch gets...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I saw her lawyer spewing this shit out on the news yesterday. I was like bitch, please. Get off the T.V. and my computer if you ain't gonna' give me some dirt, entertainment or some sorta' tripping and falling down caught on tape.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Someone handed her a bag of money. Lucky ho! Beat on a brat, get money.
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Damn. I knew Dawn didn't have a chance in hell against the devil's brides.
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