Thursday, December 23rd 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Ke$ha And A Special Guest
And here's the Fraggle Rock version of John Travolta crowing out a holiday tune that will turn your eggnog, fill your stocking with coal and wilt your mistletoe. And Ke$hit's very special guest shows us who really has the talent around those parts! Or maybe that's just his natural reaction to her singing (it happens to all of us). Season's Peeings!
via TDW
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just because....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltLX_9nn5ZE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Everything from the pop world thing is staged people, don't fool yourself.
I just downloaded Gorillaz's new album and it's fucking amazing.
just because i loves you all, and i figured i should say this before i roast a reindeer... served with apple sauce!!
Merry Christmas, or which ever holiday you celebrate, folks!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHKTj02cmHI
thank you all for making me laugh all year!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
WTF?????????? Less than 100 comments for an OP???
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
*passes out good shit brownies to everyone in thread*
Cheers to all you sluts and slutettes burning the midnight Xmas oil wrapping gifts and shit.
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:18pm.
klonopin does nothing for me, i stopped taking it, is there a market for them?
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
Sup, peeps?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:03pm.
Happy Festivus, sluts. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
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Well, here on the DListed we get a VERY early start on all that! It's nice to be prepared for the holidays for a change.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://nearscape.com/
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:03pm.
Happy Festivus, sluts. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
That may not be a good idea for me right now. I'm feeling exceptionally cunty and may just hurt a few people....
Ugh MK why did you have to put one of those stupid video ads up!. Hate those fucking things. You can never shut them off.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 2:50pm.
I've heard old people fuck with more harmony... and was that not a chick that was pissing??? Why the FUCK would a dude with a dick SQUAT and piss, then do the I-dont-habz-no-tp bounce/drip dry?
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I am horribly pee shy and I always use a stall when having to piss in public. Sometimes I feel like I'm a woman!!! God help me. God help me.
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I'm with you, Sucky. I still do the "I-dont-habz-no-tp bounce/drip dry" (Jack, you should trademark this) though on account of my unsliced bologna.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:18pm.
LOL this video is making me laugh uncontrollably.
http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=316&cat_type=all&order_type=most_viewed&pa...
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AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*gasp*
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Like this?
*gasp*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://nearscape.com/
well, that doesn't look remotely staged...
Well, I'm officially alone in the office for another hour and a half.
But my boss just handed me a $100 bill and said "Merry Christmas"!
Nice.
I imagine John Travoltaette and her unitard friends imagined this to be sooooo funny. You can tell she is trying not to laugh. Oh well unfuckingtalented hag comedy fail.
All this clutter, this cluster fuck of thoughts.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/23/2010 -
4:28pm.
Aw shit. I didn't look at the crumbs yet, i didn't mean to plagarize!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:22pm.
I think the guy was trying out for Spiderman the musical
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ololololol
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yeah Mk said pretty much the same thing when he posted about this on the crumbs...obviously dude was looking to make a statement not kill himself...it wasn't high enough for that unless he fell on his head.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:22pm.
I think the guy was trying out for Spiderman the musical
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ololololol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:20pm.
This video is making ME laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E33gQDhvVVg
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I was reading about this, I thought he gave some speech beforehand, he just jumped? That's a little lame, or as the Romanians say, laMAY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think the guy was trying out for Spiderman the musical
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 4:18pm.
LOL this video is making me laugh uncontrollably.
http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=316&cat_type=all&order_type=most_viewed&pa...
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She deserved it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This video is making ME laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E33gQDhvVVg
Sooooo not into the holiday thing this year...on the plus side they may be barely tolerable as Mr.K just called and said he got a Klonopin prescription, which is almost unheard of with our HMO.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
LOL this video is making me laugh uncontrollably.
http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=316&cat_type=all&order_type=most_viewed&pa...
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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I ask you all this...what would you have put next to Ke$ha to make her appear relatively more classy?
Haha. The guy pisses while she sings all serious-like.
Yeah, probably staged. How gross.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Happy Festivus, sluts. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
The only thing worse than this bitch's singing is the fact she believes she's a great and wonderful talent. You can't sing worth shit, ho, and tossing your head around and come-hithering can't cover up your lack of ability. That guy pissing in the background is a perfect indication of what the world thinks of you.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
Thanx Spicey! I've been crushing on Freddie for 40 years now. I know, I'm a sad little loozer.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 2:50pm.
I've heard old people fuck with more harmony... and was that not a chick that was pissing??? Why the FUCK would a dude with a dick SQUAT and piss, then do the I-dont-habz-no-tp bounce/drip dry?
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I am horribly pee shy and I always use a stall when having to piss in public. Sometimes I feel like I'm a woman!!! God help me. God help me.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Man, I was actually getting into her "singing" and thinking "this is nice". FAIL
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by Genny18: "WAIT WAIT WAIT I actually watched this....how the fuck did she not hear his piss raging right BEHIND HER and we did"
Right?
Totally staged. I think the sound effect was added later.
And I kinda think that the guy squatted because it was so cold he didn't want his franks and beans exposed to the cold. Also, he was so drunk he could barely stand. Maybe he didn't want to pee on himself.
I can't motivate myself to work and I am to lazy to go home. Shit...
Just baked a gingerbread. Made it a day or two ahead of time so the spices mingle and mellow, and the molasses draws moisture from the air, making it moister and denser. There is nothing more Christmas-y (to me) than gingerbread. Well, that and pfeffernusse.
I can't wait to eat it with some REAL whipped cream. Which, by the way, is hard to come by. I had to buy organic cream, because all the other kinds had diglycerides and guar gum in it.
Provy - I can't trust you not to put my nekkid pics in your avies!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
HH - I'm at work. I was told I can leave early, but I have to work tonight at the restaurant and I see no point in driving all the way home, just to come right back down this way, wasting gas.
So, I'll just sit here all day and play with myself.
ugh it sucks..... the work thing not the playing with yourself part.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:33pm.
Your dad is very giving.
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It's not a sure thing, I am crossing my ass hairs though.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
HH - we just had our xmas lunch and kind of a secret santa type thing... whoever the smart motherfucker is that drew my name deserves a best friend hug.... he/she got me a 2011 Hooters calendar.
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LOL... isn't that the gift You brought?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:29pm.
Your dad is very giving.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:28pm.
What's on everybody's xmas wishlist??
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BJ and cuddling until I fall asleep. It's not gay, you're gay.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
So, I'll just sit here all day and play with myself.
OMG, we should have skype sex!
I'm seriously just BLAH today.
What's on everybody's xmas wishlist?? Im getting a brewbot w00t
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:22pm.
is anybody actually working today?
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My bosses have been at a bar for the past 2-3 hours and just let us work here some more. We are drinking beer now in the office. Deal with it.
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I could get my drink on since I work from home.. but bitches don't stop calling me with stupid questions...
get a life people...it is the Eve of Christmas Eve..
HH - I'm at work. I was told I can leave early, but I have to work tonight at the restaurant and I see no point in driving all the way home, just to come right back down this way, wasting gas.
So, I'll just sit here all day and play with myself.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:26pm.
MERRY CHRISTMAS WHORES!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS. YOU'RE THE WHORE, WHORE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
HH - we just had our xmas lunch and kind of a secret santa type thing... whoever the smart motherfucker is that drew my name deserves a best friend hug.... he/she got me a 2011 Hooters calendar.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
MERRY CHRISTMAS WHORES!!