White Oprah Would Never Say That!
White Oprah is waving her favorite coke-scoopin' finger at Dawn Holland, the chemical dependency technician at Betty Ford who got into it with Lindsay Lohan, for sprinkling lies all over the incident report. Dawn claims that in the middle of her war with the little cokey who can't, LiLo called up White Oprah about taking a breathalyzer test. Dawn's side of the story is that White Oprah told her precious child to just say no to that shit. But White Oprah says she never said that. Yes, White Oprah was most likely tanked and lying half-face first in an ash try outside of Bennigan's during the call, but as far as she knows she didn't say that! White Oprah defended herself to TMZ:
"I stand behind my daughter 100% ... the whole thing with the woman is a little sketchy. With all the fabulous employees they have, it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through. I stand behind Betty Ford. It is such a fabulous facility. They have been nothing but great. They really helped my daughter and changed my life, too."
The "background" White Oprah is referring to is the accusations by Dawn Holland's ex-husband that she once beat his ass when they were still married. White Oprah does have a point, though (no, she doesn't have a point, though). How can Betty Ford let someone like that get through? Just like how can a delusional enabling shriveled pimp who would sell her child's internal organs for a menthol be allowed to raise a living thing that breathes?
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at first, i thought that this was lindsay. Ha!
Good to know that meth will make you look like your mothers age.
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She looks like a wet fart wearing a Kim Z wig.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
"I sat we all boycott every movie or product that Lindsey is involved in"
Most of here have no use for enema porn anyway.
Ok, what is that fucking boil on the inside corner of WO's eye????? NAST! Her make up is perfection, however. A day shift stripper in biker club near the airport in Mississippi couldn't look more fresh faced. COULD.NOT. That lipstick shade is to DIE FOR. I didn't even know they still made that shit after, say, 1987! TEAM WHITE OPRAH'S MAKE UP 4 EVER!!!!
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it's knowing that this piece of dried shit is her mom that makes Lindsay acutally look pitiful.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
And once again we're given an unwanted view up her nose
I have no words. This woman needs to rot in hell.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Utterly repulsive.
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btw that has GOT to be the worse nose job in the history of nose jobs...for realz...I thought Tori The Hutt Spellings was bad, but with this freaking beak I just can't. With all the coke she does it is amazing it hasn't fallen off yet.
Submitted by casamarylouisa on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:58pm.
Costing that women her underpaid job and unleashing their pit-bull lawyers on her is a new low.
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The incident happened at after midnight on December 12th and she was only fired this week. It was her decision to do a paid interview with TMZ and forward the email that she sent to Betty Ford about the incident to TMZ that got her fired.
Either she's stupid doing the interview which she admitted she got paid for while still being an employee or her battery case wasn't very strong.
So the other three rehab stints did nothing for you? Your life should have been changed the FIRST time your precious child was caught doing the bad shit! I just can't with this fucking woman and all the other enabling HOllywood stage parents. They have absolutely NO regard for the welfare of their children as long as they get a check. Fucking pathetic. If WO had my mother's qualities, Lilo's ass would have been hauled back to Long Island the first time she fucked up or even acted the least bit entitled and above authority.
can someone split her asshole already
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They should just let WO and Blohan loose in a bar and let them drink themselves to death.
Does this twat have any clue that every time she opens her yap she just makes it worse and makes everybody hate her whole stupid family even more than they did the day before? How could she not know??
Well the staff at Betty Ford can't be all that great if their patients are sneaking off to go to fucking bars. That's a big ass FAIL in my book, much like Lindsay Lohan.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
*oink* Fucking Bitch!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
...WO...STFU...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:09pm.
it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through.
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Wow, Dina I knew you were an idjit but only a special kinda idjit doesn't know there's recovering(ed) addicts working in every rehab team.
Yes Angle...and what kind of movie producer would hire Hohan with HER kind of background?
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PRECISELY!
Especially when Lindsay is neither recovered nor recovering.
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She actually looks like Michael Lohan in this picture. Anyone else see that?
I imagine her making these statements from an office kind of like the one in Scarface with the massive piles of coke everywhere. And like the Tony Montana character she just sticks her whole face into the pile of coke and then lets loose all these wonderful gems. And then I see her strutting around saying things like "you talkin' to ME? you talkin to ME?" like Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver as she plans her lawsuits and obsessively detailed revenge fantasies.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
if this was my mother I would have slit my wrists by now...sorry, I hate Dina with an undying passion, and any mother who would tell her daughter in COURT MANDATED REHAB to NOT take any alcohol or drug test must be outta her freaking mind! I say throw the whole lot in the pokey with a bunch of angry ex-rehab workers...with a vengenance for stupid white women...and let them have at it with these two fucktards!! Lord, they make stupid look smart...hate this woman to her core!!!!
...background?
I think your daughter has a very similar background. Let us take a look...
1. drug addiction. Check.
2. domestic violence. Check.
3. media whore. check and check.
DING DING DING! we are done here. Thank you for playing.
bitch.
She's so full of it.
Oh and just so you know WO, overbleached straw hair, skin cancer with frosted lipstick is not a good look.
Boy I'd LOVE to take a baseball bat to that mug.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:11pm.
Looking at Dina.. I see what Lindsay will look like 20 years from now.
And Alli in 5.
white oprah is a despicable creature...the whole lohan clan needs to evaporate...
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She has the nose of a toddler.
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"They really helped my daughter and changed my life, too."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......can't stop laughing at that statement.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I was up late last night waiting for some cakes to cool, (not code for anything cool), and I read that Michael was upset at Dina for talking shit and called her an enabler for allegedly telling BloHo not take the breathalyzer. I was expecting the sky to fall since he spoke the troof this time, but he did speak to the press, so I guess it cancels out. Phew, that was close. Stil grandmaster douche father.
Anyho, I can't with Dina and that frost pink Mary Kay lipstick today. If there is a Santa, I hope he sticks her in his bag and drops her from his flying sleigh. Fucking uselss bitch.
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I sat we all boycott every movie or product that Lindsey is involved in. That includes any magazine that even prints her name, SOLIDARITY! DO NOT give them YOUR hard earned underpaid cash.
Costing that women her underpaid job and unleashing their pit-bull lawyers on her is a new low.
BOYCOTT THIS TRASH !!!
The Lowhores need to give us all the gift that keeps on giving by crawling back into the sewer they ooooozed out of.
WO looks like that freak ass monster from Pan's Labyrinth.
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Dawn may or may not have questionable character, but its going to be pretty hard to compete with the shadiness of the Lohan clan.
Seriously, I don't have an hour to spare to just type out the shit I know of that she, Michael and Lindsay engages in.
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They really helped my daughter and changed my life, too."
Yum...I like hamburger helper too!
Has she even been within 100 miles of Betty Ford?? Didn't she refuse the family counseling program ?
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Dina's nose is a terrifying creation. Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to take facial geometry into account when deciding what size someone's nose should be made? White Oprah looks like a jack o'lantern with that little triangular beak of hers.
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it's really funny how she can talk about other people's backgrounds when her daughter has been in jail. She's trouble wherever she goes. Those Lohans just make good gossip.
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Actually the Gestapo picked her up.
Love how no matter what the situation, Dina makes it about her too.
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Shiitake happens...
How did LiLo's rehab trip benefit her? Delusional twat!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
The same site also claims that WO forced Ali to go through with boob and nose jobs at the age of 14!!!
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Why can't someone force this whole clan of chiclit brains to get lobotomies?
According to celebrity surgery, WO has had quite a few procedures done. Here's also a picture where her nose looks different.
http://celebritysurgery.net/dina-lohan-face-lift/
The same site also claims that WO forced Ali to go through with boob and nose jobs at the age of 14!!!
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Dawn ran her mouth and is out of a career, has to worry about people selling her out to TMZ for a check, and is now a cog in the Lohan Family Hustle Machine that blames everyone else for their bullshit...for a check.
Hope the TMZ 10K was worth it.
Color me fucking SHOCKED that this entitled twat raised an entitled twat.
Lindsay doesn't have a fucking prayer of either being healthy or being taken seriously as long as she's around her family. And they might have rubbed off on her so much she wouldn't even be able to recover from their bestowed idiocy at all.
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Methinks she did a little liney before spewing more fabulous lies about her drunked out orange crush kid. Look at her eyes....no one has eyes as white as this comment block. That's a sign of some serious Visine therapy.
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:03pm.
I need a WO to defend me and blame errbody else for my sHOrtcomings.
she could say:
"Vern didn't drink that wHOle box of wine hersef, there was a HOle in the bag."
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Wouldn't we all love to have this low-class, cokehead twat defending our actions? We could get away with any shit we want.
Was she really in a bar drinking a Shirley Temple? What is she doing in a bar, anyway? LiLo is doomed, no doubt about that!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:09pm.
it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through.
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Wow, Dina I knew you were an idjit but only a special kinda idjit doesn't know there's recovering(ed) addicts working in every rehab team.
Yes Angle...and what kind of movie producer would hire Hohan with HER kind of background?
That nose has snorted a lot of coke... you can just tell.
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If this Dawn woman leaked private information to TMZ, then fuck her. She makes it harder for honest health workers to get respect for the tough jobs that they do.