Enrique Iglesias Is A Master At Romance And Subtlety
The beginning of Enrique Iglesias' newest single sounds like a goat trying to howl at the moon while riding in the back of a bumpy freight train, but if you stick with it he will utter the words you long to hear after you've walked down the veil, handed your bouquet to your maid (or gentlemen) of honor and looked into the eyes of the man you're going to spend the rest of your life with. He'll softly caress your face with his eyes as he says: "I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fuckin' you." You'll be swooning until your ass lips fall off. Come to think of it, those are the words I long to hear from absolutely anybody including the night dude at the deli, the UPS guy who never looks me in the eye, etc... etc..
And yes, "Tonight (I'm Fuckin' You)" really is the title of Enrique's song and soft-core porn video. It's like a Lonely Island song written by The Situation. It practically comes with a travel-sized bottle of lube, a morning after pill and an envelope with his STD results in them. Enrique ain't fucking around about fucking around. Totally my future wedding song.
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Enrique PLEASE!!! Only Prince can sing a song like this!!! But even Prince wouldn't sing this crappy song!!!
and to think they banned "Itchycoo Park" because the lyrics were "you can miss out school and we can get high"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE
Mmmm-mmm-mm this song is fun and hot!! (obviously it wasn't made to compete with compositional genius or garner any artistic merit for all those saying it's disco-trash) I never paid attention to the lyrics before b/c of radio censorship. Hope this song plays when I'm drunk and out with my man...
Submitted by redvixen on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:24pm.
Bitch, that is a sick motherfucking song and I'm totally stealing it for my personal anthem.
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I always thought that would be a great stripping song.
This is tasteless, crass, rude trash.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This is the song I am playing at my second wedding!
Well, removing the fucking mole on his face didn't make his teenage voice change. That's for fucking sure. *stomping off*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yawn. Ringtone barndisco shit.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Submitted by MichyPR on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:33pm.
I'm in the minority but I think this video is hot and tiny dick or not I'd still bang the shit out of Enrique.
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I agree 100000000000000000000%
I'm making this my new theme song.
Yes -romance is well and truly alive with lyrics like 'tonight im fucking you'....
Ive never understood his appeal and I generally like latins-hubby is Cuban ...actually I must ask hubby what he thinks of the song except he'd probably take it as an invitation for a quick one... agh Im not in the mood this morning...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
What an idiotic and crass song and video. First he thinks he's somebody's hero and now he thinks he's getting laid. Lucky for him there are a thousand hot morons like Anna Kournikova out there...
Gross, classless, trash.
what else can you expect from the latin colin ferrel?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 10:05am.
SUCKY!! I never knew you made a Christmas song!!
NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFfCqK1ZXLE
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ahh ya, those were my church going days.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SUCKY!! I never knew you made a Christmas song!!
NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFfCqK1ZXLE
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Enrique looks like he'd cry if you hit him.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Well since we're all posting our collection of nasty songs, here's one of mine: Bilingual by José Nuñez
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7TM3jJww6o
OT: This "Tonight" song is ridiculous and Enrique Iglesias just isn't believable singing it. I'm guessing his "signature move" is trying not to come in his pants before he gets them unbuttoned.
Yucko, I feel ya, I was 'told' earlier that if I had a car Id have some 'help in getting off'....
right....as if hes done a good job of it before
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
This song fucking sucks and he is not fucking me tonight or any other night.
I fucking loathe him.
Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 1:48am.
im about to smoke some reefer, this advil took away my headache but it did NOT pm my ass
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Damn, wish I could join you. Now I'm just here, frustrated, still awake. Stupidass dude would not drive over here because he was "tired."
im about to smoke some reefer, this advil took away my headache but it did NOT pm my ass
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
Yeah, what a disappointment. I had to take a shot of vodka just to feel anything. But not I'm very buzzed and still don't have shit to do.
No no, no cruelty intended, those things are disgusting to me, they make my stomach burn with the fires of hell
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
Moleface is no Prince Rogers Nelson.
Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 1:10am.
good thing your username is Yucko
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Aw, don't be cruel, Genny. I only bought it out of curiosity because I knew they were getting taken off the shelves. Anyway, I'm not even remotely close to blacking out and I've almost finished the stupid can. All that hype for nothing.
good thing your username is Yucko
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
Ugh, I'm so bored. So bored I decided to finally break down and try drinking this Four Loko. Prepare for tales of blacking out and... waking back up safely in my bed in the morning.
Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:41am.
I see Centaurious and I are equally in the gutter.
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Haven't we always been? Seriously, Hugh Laurie is HOT!
I know I write on this site alot, but when it comes right down to it I could care less about celebs and never think any of them are anything to write home about.
Hugh, now that's a different story.
I'd give just about anything for one night with him!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I think I found someone I can dedicate this song to:
http://dlisted.com/node/40120#comment-3191751
I see Centaurious and I are equally in the gutter.
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If I should ever by chance grow rich
I'll buy Codham, Cockridden, and Childerditch,
Roses, Pyrgo, and Lapwater,
And let them all to my eldest daughter.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:33am.
Native tongue, you say? What if he used a British accent instead?
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:33am.
Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:02am.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:42pm.
I'm fantasizing about Hugh Laurie saying this to me.
Using which accent?
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I'm hearing him say it as House, but I could stand his native tongue as well :-)
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I could stand his native tongue as well...if he promises NOT to speak! :)
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:02am.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:42pm.
I'm fantasizing about Hugh Laurie saying this to me.
Using which accent?
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I'm hearing him say it as House, but I could stand his native tongue as well :-)
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
I long to hear from absolutely anybody including the night dude at the deli, the UPS guy who never looks me in the eye
Bwahahahaahahaha this makes me think of the uber-cute UPS guy that's a regular at the restaurant I work at...he's a cutie pie!
As for Enrique, I never found his appeal...his father on the other hand...
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Ughhhh I hate "club culture" and "club music."
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:20pm.
I just saw an old rerun of SNL on Comedy Central with Derek Jeter and he was playing one of the Iglesias brothers with a mole the size of a dinner plate and now I can't even think of Enrique anymore, it was so gross.
****** Can you please add the link?? thanks!
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Seriously, none of the Jeter skits from that episode are on Youtube.
The power of the pinstripes, I suppose!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:42pm.
I'm fantasizing about Hugh Laurie saying this to me.
Using which accent?
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If I should ever by chance grow rich
I'll buy Codham, Cockridden, and Childerditch,
Roses, Pyrgo, and Lapwater,
And let them all to my eldest daughter.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:20pm.
I just saw an old rerun of SNL on Comedy Central with Derek Jeter and he was playing one of the Iglesias brothers with a mole the size of a dinner plate and now I can't even think of Enrique anymore, it was so gross.
****** Can you please add the link?? thanks!
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Sorry, no youtube, google, couldn't find it. It's at least 8 years old and Jimmy Fallon played Enrique, Jeter played one of his brothers. There was another brother, and as each brother appeared the mole got bigger until Jeter appeared and it covered almost his whole face!
There was another hilarious skit in which Chris Kattan played a massage therapist with Jeter, it was really hysterical.
Shakira performed Whenever, Wherever on it.
Wish I could be of more help! :)
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
It sounds stupid now that I put it out there. Of course there was a bit more said, but that's the general gist of it.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
It's kind of complicated...we have two boys, one 8 and one almost 3...my 8 yr old is from my straight out of high school marriage...anyway, I texted my hubby and told him I felt like the number of Xmas gifts were uneven...less for 8 yr old, more for 2 yr old...just stupid crap. I was mostly taking my anger out on him because I was pissed at my stupid ass cousin and also because my English professor lost all of my work from the semester and decided that because she lost it all she would just give me an F for the entire class...anyway, he got really pissed and said I ruined Xmas...he told me about this big surprise he had planned and everything...I'm having a shitty week.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
I'm fantasizing about Hugh Laurie saying this to me.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
Submitted by Falmouth on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:31pm.
Can anybody help me feel better? I was a total dick to my husband. He is super-pissed at me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What did you do?
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:20pm.
I just saw an old rerun of SNL on Comedy Central with Derek Jeter and he was playing one of the Iglesias brothers with a mole the size of a dinner plate and now I can't even think of Enrique anymore, it was so gross.
****** Can you please add the link?? thanks!
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 11:31pm.
Can anybody help me feel better? I was a total dick to my husband. He is super-pissed at me.
Yes: Well-behaved women rarely make history.
I looped this at the drum break so it could keep playing back in my sleazy club bachelor days.
All the ladies were into it man, it was a real scene. Sexy and cheezy all at once;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hJ-4ZRQsZs
I'm in the minority but I think this video is hot and tiny dick or not I'd still bang the shit out of Enrique.
Dear Enrique:
You had me at "tonight".
*wink wink*
BTW... I'm winking from my no-no.
Can anybody help me feel better? I was a total dick to my husband. He is super-pissed at me.
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