Wednesday, December 22nd 2010
...The Hell Is That Thing On His Head?
It looks like one of the mangy and raggedy moplets from the Twilight wig closet broke free and galloped towards Istanbul to seek refuge on the top of Tom Hardy's head. It's not a bad place to seek refuge, but that Julian Assange-like busted wig is bringing down his hotness to dangerous levels. Tom is wearing that dingle-ridden mess on the set of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, so it's part of the job, but still! Way to screw with the beauty. Although, that wig does look like it would make a good cum mop.... Hmm. SOLD!
Source: Tom Hardy Admirers via Just Jared
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Submitted by glitteris on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:08am.
Watching "Bronson" right now because of this post...he is bald and sporting a robber baron/leather daddy mustache throughout most of the movie, but it is still late night fap magic.
WORD.
I especially like the part he holds the guard hostage in his cell and proceeds to get naked. Hardy was robbed of an oscar for this shit.
I'd hit it, that man is fucking HOT. Have any of you bitches seen him in Inception?
Who the fuck is Tom Hardy?!?!
be cool about fire safety
Watching "Bronson" right now because of this post...he is bald and sporting a robber baron/leather daddy mustache throughout most of the movie, but it is still late night fap magic.
He kinda looks like Keira Knightly if she got the Chaz Bono treatment.
In other words, gross.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
OK, what's all this creaming over the very unattractive Tom Hardy? He's this year's Sam Worthington/Channing Tatum: totally ugly, a completely overrated actor with no personality at all. This wig uglifies him, but he was a mess to begin with. And those tattoos = ugh. Who is he, Jesse James? I just don't get the love.
I'm a tattooed scumbag soccer mom, even have blue hair. Don't give a fuck. :)
I just can't find Tom Hardy attractive. His lips remind me of an asshole and they're too bright. This weave thing is...well I thought at first it was Jeremy Piven on steroids with a new rug. And his tattoos suck.
Tom, this isn't hot. Neither is the beefiness or play-dough stomach. Remedy it!
Hair don't.
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Shiitake happens...
IN THIS ECONOMY, Tom has to let his hair go the way of Gerard Depardieu's nasty old mop. and that movie title....really? it sounds like a porno.
I like tats for the most part. Whatever floats your boat...if you don't like 'em, don't get 'em.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
...I've never seen a single piece of tattoo 'art' that I would hang on my garage wall...
...why on Earth then would anyone want this crap permanently etched on their body?
...the body is a beautiful creation...well at least in this case...so WTF cover it with graffiti?
...me no likey...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
Take a fucking bath already! Homeboy always looks so nasty, like he hasn't bathed in weeks.
I would bang that shit stupid, Alan Partridge hair and all.
@Cake Coke and Cock ahh shit really?? Well a young gay man can fantasize right? With that said I'd still fuck he's so hot.
Personally, I love tats on men. But not stupid shit you choose off the shop wall when you're hammered, like tweety bird on your ass. I'd take every inch of Hardy, but I'd shave his head first.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 5:35pm.
Damn. You KNOW Hardy is packin under his jeans.
Not really. Watch Bronson. He bares it all, and it dingles over his thigh like a put down balloon. It's really subtle, but I trust his thick lips of meat and juice.
And by the way, I fucking love Tom Hardy. He is one of the reasons I come to dlisted. Thank you Miguel.
On first glance at the banner pic I thought "Hot damn Andrew Shue sure is thick and chewy!"
I'd hit it like a Lohan in a meth lab.
My god, after seeing him in Inception, I landed on this fact...
I would do terrible, unspeakable things to Tom Hardy.
I'm not a huge fan of the tattoos but I can bypass that. I don't even care that he's sampled a peen or two in his life. I'd hit it forever.
As long as that hair mop is temporary, I'm hoppin' on all night long like Donkey Kong.
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I usually love me some Tom Hardy (tats and all) but this is just fucking rediculous. Whoever did this to him should be shot!
he looks like Don Johnson
Damn. You KNOW Hardy is packin under his jeans. He seems like the kind of guy that would get off watching whomever he is fucking do lines of blow off his dick.
Where the eff can i sign up? *swoon*
Damn. You KNOW Hardy is packin under his jeans. He seems like the kind of guy that would get off watching whomever he is fucking do lines of blow off his dick.
Where the eff can i sign up? *swoon*
Isn't that Jeff Daniels' wig from "Dumb and Dumber"?
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Larry Birkhead, crossed with Andrew Shue with a dose of Andy Samberg in thumbnail #3
That snarl of his is super sexy. I love everything, including the tattoos. Tattoos can be hot (hubby has about 25 of them), but not attached to Affliction shirts or guys wearing bandanas. I have 3 personally...guess that doesn't fly in SD (South Dakota) Jules? It must pain you to know we're professionals.
still 100% fuckable, but looks way better without that nast on his head
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
Tom Hardy can do no wrong in my book. He could wear a chamberpot on his head, and I would still love him. I would lick those pecs. And I find him an incredibly talented actor. And he's British! ;o)
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:47pm.
Just call me Scummette.....
and fuck all you asshats for ASSuming tatt's = scumbags. Your tiny brains = scumbags, and stupid ones at that.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Who is this guy?
Personally, I am not a fan of tattos, but you really can't judge people based on them. I know some strait-laced professional people who have them. I know some sweet little old ladies who have them. And even the rougher-looking people who have them who look scary can be sweet and kind.
I saw an old homeless guy just today, and he had like three tattoos ON HIS FACE. And they were kind of green, so they had been there a while, too.
Oh and on topic I thought that was Andrew Shue in a Frodo wig.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
If you look really closely at my yin yang tramp stamp it has a hidden message in it. It says FUCK YOU AND THE MIDDLE FINGER YOU RODE IN ON.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
He has lovely eyes. *licks monitor*
LOL *high fives M.E.*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by julesinSD on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:30pm.
Boy do tattoos make a person look like a filthy scumbag!
Tattoos = self mutilation.
Only total scumbags have tattoos - at least it makes them easier to identify and based on the losers that have them, it's a big club.
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seriously?
*tattoos your name on my ass*
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TEAM SCUMBAGS AND TATTOO'S!
ah, I love julesinsd. she always has such intelligent things to say.
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I guess he’s an Xbox and I’m more Atari,
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:02pm.
I have no clue who this person is (and I've seen one or two of those Twilight movies). His name reminds me too much of that Ed Hardy sequined diarrhea couture.
He was hot buddy with the accent in Inception. Even if I couldn't hit it, I'd be happy sucking on his lips while he watched T.V.
I think part of his appeal is that he gives rough trade so hard...and you can tell he gives it hard.
Submitted by julesinSD on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:30pm.
Boy do tattoos make a person look like a filthy scumbag!
Tattoos = self mutilation.
Only total scumbags have tattoos - at least it makes them easier to identify and based on the losers that have them, it's a big club.
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seriously?
*tattoos your name on my ass*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Would hit it...mop or no mop. We could do it with a weave involved too if he would like.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
Boy do tattoos make a person look like a filthy scumbag!
Tattoos = self mutilation.
Only total scumbags have tattoos - at least it makes them easier to identify and based on the losers that have them, it's a big club.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:14pm.
oh here go hair come
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
man tom hardy went from sssssssssssssmoking hot to so not hot way too fast.
The wig is almost as distracting as his dreadful tattoos. He needs to start thinking more carefully before any more inking. Maybe it is already too late.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
oh here go hair come
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
He looks like Andrew Shue in this picture.
What is the guys name in the blue jacket!?! He was on a movie I saw recently and can't think of his name!!!
And I have no idea who the douche in the mop is...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Are we sure it's not Tom of Finland? I don't know who he is either but his hair is gawd awful.
Link for the curious ;)
http://www.taschen.com/custom/image_popup_cover.php?descr_id=12183&size=...
Too much ink. And I don't like the steep transition from neck to shoulder. I hate the underwear showing. And yet, after looking at these photos, I would hit it. Unmercifully, unapologetically, and repeatedly.
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LOL MK for real, that looks like Jasper hair.
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I have no clue who this person is (and I've seen one or two of those Twilight movies). His name reminds me too much of that Ed Hardy sequined diarrhea couture.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb