The Madge Does Not Wait!
Over the weekend, England was filled with more white powder than the inside of Paris Hilton's vagina and so the airport situation was like John Travolta's b-hole after a "pass around patty" sauna orgy: messy and congested. Planes were forced to wait for centuries on the tarmac and some were diverted to Egypt, or some shit. And on one of those planes was the royal one herself MADGE! The Daily Mail says that Madge's Virgin flight from New York was diverted to London's Stansted Airport after the pilot was told Heathrow was a no go. When they finally got to Stansted, the plane parked on the tarmac and waited for the overworked ground crew to get to them. You pretty much know what's coming next.
A passenger says that after they were told it was going to be a while, Madge gave everyone a shot of her vadge while she did yoga in the aisles. And after an hour of that, a bus pulled up to the plane and off went Madge with her 15-piece entourage while the unlucky loser peons waited for another 2 hours on the tarmac. One angry ass passenger put it like this: "It seemed a little unfair — it’s not like she is the President or anything. The rest of us all had to wait for another two hours. Madonna was taken off the plane way before the rest of the first-class people. We were all grumbling about it."
Those selfish assholes need to eat a dick and shut up! Did they ever think that maybe Madge HAD to be taken off the plane early due to a medical emergency? I mean, if Madge goes too long without vacuum sealing her head for at least 10-minutes, her face will slide off her bones and hit the floor. Do they want that?! And if she doesn't chew on her daily meal of an orphan child's heart, her muscles will burst into flames and she'll burn down like Sodom and Gomorrah. Do those whiny passengers want that on their conscience?! I swear, some assholes only think of themselves. Besides, they know the rule: zombies and children (Baby Brahim was with her) FIRST!
Don't worry, though, Madge survived that awful ordeal. Here she is leaving a restaurant in London last night with Baby Brahim.
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Anybody who thinks she doesn't own all her songs is pretty stupid.
This woman is a control freak, since True Blue she write every damn song, and those she didn't, she owns them. She may be a world class cunt, but she isn't like Britney motherfucking Spears.
Get your damn facts straight, you give Madge haters a bad name.
I find it all fucking hilarious tho. I mean, doing yoga in an airport full of angry people?
In interviews she tries to be all deep and enlightened, whereas in reality I suspect her to be dumb as shit. Why else - besides the sex thing - would you date a toddler? Where's the meeting of the minds, the intellectual challenge in that? This self-proclamed power woman has lost all my respect (granted she's not gonna lose any sleep over that). In the end, she's nothing more than a cougar with an astute sense of business. All those years of reinventing herself, and then she goes and ends up the biggest stereotype of them all. It's a sad day for women everywhere.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
MK, that last paragraph had me laughing like a maniac!
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:14am.
Who ever gave the quote sounds like an asshole first class passenger. Ohh poor little first class had to wait with the rest of the peons while some VIP HIRED a car to come and get her. Poor you.
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Ha, yeah, I'm with you on that one!
I remember I was on a flight from Greece to Italy once and I got confused and sat down in first class.
This asshole got up and came over to my seat and said, dripping with sarcasm, "You don't belong here. You belong back there..."
Thanks, Madge, for making those fuckers feel like like that man made me feel!!!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Fuck this self-entitled bitch.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Who ever gave the quote sounds like an asshole first class passenger. Ohh poor little first class had to wait with the rest of the peons while some VIP HIRED a car to come and get her. Poor you.
so glad to see she is putting all her Kaballah teachings into practice
If the other passengers were so angry, they should have summoned their own 1 million dollar bus.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
What the hell was she doing with passengers? Doesn't Vadge have her own jet? That is a huge scandal! I can't believe she flew commercial. The Big O sure as hell doesn't do that. Vadge should stick her head in the dirt for being so cheap!
I would've thought she had several private jets by now.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
She looks gorgeous and the woman is universal royalty. Of course she'd be let off the plane before everyone else. Wealth, fame and ultra-privilege have their advantages and there were undoubted security issues involved, I'm sure. Besides ANYONE would play the same game if given the opportunity, so don't hate Madonna simply because she can. She didn't get where she is by opening the door for others.
she doesn't look half bad in these pics. isn't she embarrassed to be dating men..er i mean boys that are close to Lourdes' age?
There are milk cartons somewhere in France with her boyfriend's face on them
Shit! I would be pissed too--But Madge is one the the "anointed ones"--higher than mere mortals
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Submitted by schlumpfgruen on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:39pm.
"[...]Madonna was taken off the plane way before the rest of the first-class people. We were all grumbling about it."[...]
Rich entitled assholes complaining over another ich entitled asshole.
Notice how they say first class people and not first class passengers ?
They don't emphasize how she got off the plane before everybody else, they bitch that she got off before everyone else also in first class.
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Exactly! Fuck these self-entitled fucks, all of them.
ah, the return of the half gloves...did her hand rejuvenation not go well? She has so much money it surprises me that she can't have the hands of a twenty year old.
Fuck Madge's entitled ass. Bitch.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Banging that young peen.. lucky bitch. She looks good but she looks drunk too
VAdge is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside....her face is within an inch of Jocelyn territory...what a fug ass "woman"....nasty bitch!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38508
Link to post where MK said why he wasn't calling her Vadge for now.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
The passengers should be happy her smelly ass in the air was taken off.
"[...]Madonna was taken off the plane way before the rest of the first-class people. We were all grumbling about it."[...]
Rich entitled assholes complaining over another ich entitled asshole.
Notice how they say first class people and not first class passengers ?
They don't emphasize how she got off the plane before everybody else, they bitch that she got off before everyone else also in first class.
Also, I call bullshit, assuming her entourage sat in first class, 'cause no 1st class cabin has that many seats.
Then again, if she's frugal her entourage probably sat in economy...
I loved John Cleese paying the cabbie $5K for the ride. He was determined to honor his commitments. Can't say the same for Madge, though ... bitch feels entitled.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
I can never hate on Madonna, she is "MADONNA" after all..an Icon, and she's been around for centuries :)
I just love how she fucks all these hot young men, that is what keeps this bitch nice and young, not drinking virgins blood, just nice, young, hard cock!!!
Hey, Madge IS better than everyone else.
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They said I was a loser, the said that I'd been untrue,
But I don't care what the others say, babe I'm gonna be with you
Ohhhh babe we're gonna love tonight
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:18pm.
wait... where is baby Jesus?
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She dropped Jesus. Once Jesus is devirginized, he loses all his fountain of youth powers.
<"Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:45pm.
Oh well. Can't blame her for trying to escape this mess. Just like John Cleese who paid a cabby $5,000 to drive him from Paris to London when his plane was grounded due to the volcano.">
In one of those cab-boats?
Um...they OBVIOUSLY wanted her to STOP doing yoga in plain view of their innocent eyes! Somebody needs to send these bitches a thank you note.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Vadge refuses to associate with regular people unless they've paid for it and she's giving a concert from the safety of a stage.
Why the return to Madge, MK, why? :-(
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
The unanswered question is why she was flying commercial to begin with when she has her red-stringed broom to transport her across the pond.
...and that pic of Brahim looks scarier than the Lindbergh kid's abduction. Does Chris Hanson have an office in London?
I think she looks very pretty in that main photo.
And why did they let her off first? There is no good reason.
Just remember, though, life is actually harder for her and people who think they are super-special. They still have to get old like the rest of us. No amount of money or celebrity is going to stop cancer from invading your cells or arthritis from creaking your joints. It's probably even more frustrating because these people are used to throwing their weight around to get better treatment or dinner reservations or whatever and then are even more frustrated when they can't change mother nature.
It could have been far worse: she might have performed like Kanye.
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
Child molester. Why can't she be with someone her own age? What is her problem? No, Madonna you do not look cool. You look like a stunted pervert.
This is exactly why I don't feel sorry for these self-important assholes when they complain about the perils of fame. All the lucky breaks they get in life while everyone else has to wait/suffer/serve time, just sets me off.
When is this fug hag going to realize that she's fucking irrelevant?????
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Oh well. Can't blame her for trying to escape this mess. Just like John Cleese who paid a cabby $5,000 to drive him from Paris to London when his plane was grounded due to the volcano.
I would have done the same.
Now on the subject of that aborted fetus by her side... That IS embarrassing.
I smell BS. WTF was she doing flying commercial when she has her own plane? I can't remember who said it below but I agree, I would think the other passengers would want her off first so they weren't stuck with her on the plane.
I love Vadge because of her It All About Me attitude but I bet she's looney as hell.
Can't blame her though, hell if I was richer than fuck, I'd pass out $100s to whoever fell to their knees when I walked by and said "yes ma'am, what ever you say" LMAO
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You're simple, you're shallow, you're a common whore. That's why we're soul mates. ~Karen Walker
madonna doesn't seem like a real person at all. it's like, you know she is a real person and is alive, but she doesn't seem like a real person. there is no realness there. it's very odd. very unsettling.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:22pm.
she's been called out on that by many people (including her own brother).
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ahahha the same brother that wrote a book? I don't want to defend Skeletor but who could believe a word that guy says!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
People bitch about anything and everything these days. If Vadge is such a cunt then why do they wanna be stuck with her? Did they wanna get a free whiff of her crotch? Were they expecting her vag to start signing autographs? WTF? They should be relieved they took her ass out of there... Besides, people should know by now that if you are rich as fuck you can make shit happen. What? the rich lady got out easily? Oh boo hoo! Newsflash for the whiny airplane bitches: Life ain't fair!!!
UGH!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Baby Brahim is gay (and fug) and so was Baby Jesus by all accounts...plus multiple not-so-blind items.
and Vadge has eaten chocha for publicity (back in the 90s) and was never shy about that.
so who knows what gets her juices flowing these days. if there is any juice left that is.
Vadge may not own all of her songs, but she is fabulously wealthy based on sales of her records and tours...wealthy enough to be able to either own or rent her own jet so she doesn't have to deal with the populis. But she is famously CHEAP too...she's been called out on that by many people (including her own brother).
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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I bet this bitch is raving fucking crazy in person. Crazy as a shit house rat and probably surrounds herself with people that say "yes" all day and nod their heads in empathy and agreement.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
Sad that an old fish like Vadge can't get any young hot stuff without paying for it.
On the other hand, a guy of 50-something who is hot and hung can get all the young hot stuff he wants...for free!
was she playing 'like a virgin' on her ipod while doing her yoga...probably. *eyeroll @ the thought of having to witness that*
that kid's expression looks like he's def seen a monster whenever he's papped with her.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
wait... where is baby Jesus?
Submitted by fluffythedeadcat on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:13pm.
Like a virgin/molested by a TSA agent for the very first time...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
> Madge's Virgin flight from New York was diverted to London's Stansted Airport...
Oh, come on, who wants to stay on a virgin after you've landed?
Anyone else find it funny that she was doing yoga on the plane? I give her credit though, she wastes no time!
I don't think she's doing Baby Brahim, I think she's doing that chick in the white shirt in the 5th and 6th pics. Madonna's all "Lady of the Manor" and about hiding the bisexuality so she can sell the shitty music she puts out these days.
I wouldn't want to fly with Vadge because I would be afraid her pact with the debil would run out and he would claim her "soul" (not with a straight face could I say that) and make the whole plane go down.
*chanting as always*