Dr. Drew Didn't Mean To Call Angelina Jolie A Heroin Addict
When Dr. Drew called St. Angie Jo a heroin addict whose relationship with Brad Pitt will eventually end in a nuclear explosion that will turn the Great Pyramids to dust and cause the oceans to flood onto land, he was only speaking hypothetically and says his words were never supposed to be seen by public eyes. So basically, a naked Brangeloonie duct taped themselves to a homemade cross in front of Dr. Drew's house and refused to move until he said he was sowwy. Or maybe Maddox threw the severed head of one of Jennifer Aniston's Beanie Babies on Dr. Drew's front porch. Note to Maddox: Dr. Drew got the message.
Dr. Drew tells Radar that his words were taken out of context and he was speaking in a hypothetical exercise and merely used Brangie as an example. HYPOTHETICALLY! You know, just like how Brangie's lawyers threatened Dr. Drew by saying that hypothetically St. Angie could send her army of Brangeloonies to his house to drag him down to the dungeon of Malchiah where he'll spend the rest of his days in MISERABLE LONELINESS! Hypothetically, of course.
Here's Dr. Drew's apology and explanation:
"These comments were taken completely out of context (and) they were never meant to be printed. I do not know Brad or Angelina (and) I certainly don't want to be saying things that could be perceived as hurtful for them, or harmful for them in any way. I'm deeply concerned and apologetic and apologize for these comments that were taken out of context.I don't know these people, I don't know the facts. Literally as though one was speculating, just going through an exercise of speculation and not some sort of analysis that was supposed to be factual or for public discourse... I could not be more upset and disturbed that these things were printed as though I was making some sort of categorical analysis of people I really don't know. I wish them the best, I hope they do well, enjoy the holidays with their kids and have a nice time. I wish them no ill, believe me... I'm sorry these comments were taken out of context and made public."
But you probably didn't read one word above, because you're too busy staring at Dr. Drew's peen lips print in the picture above. It looks like it's trying to spit out water.
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He looks like Mah Boo on steroids.
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Submitted by Callie on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 4:10pm.
Who the fuck cares about Brangelina. Why is his head so small?
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HaHaHa! That is the first thing I thought. He's a pinhead.
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Easy. It's not hard to be a pinhead when you have no brain and your women do all your thinking for you.
smoking heroine in that news of the world video. i just saw that a few months ago. yea, angie is a total heroine junkie!
Yes, and Madonna, while not whipping up a batch of s'Mores and splitting the atom, is writing a screenplay on the life of Mother Teresa, a role she will play in a film she will bankroll. This, after acquiring her GED. I mean Ph.D.
He too is a co-dependent of Lindsay's.
Is that Dr. Drew or a priceless Picasso?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Ok sorry this is a long one about the saints from celebitchy...it was too good to pass up (oh and I love the part about how angie is studying 'International Law'):
order christmas presents for her large, extended family and have them shipped;
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plan and organize for the family’s thanksgiving, christmas and new year activities and travels.
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LOL! I am SURE Angie plans all family activities and holidays and not their servant army which probably rivals the size of the Scientology Sea Org.
Ok sorry this is a long one about the saints from celebitchy...it was too good to pass up (oh and I love the part about how angie is studying 'International Law'):
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64.something borrowed:
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm It must be obvious to big fat arses who cant conceive of “doing ten things before breakfast” that a woman “has a problem” if she can:
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…accomplish the following within the space of 6-9 months: organize the relocation of her entire family to a new country so she can be available to shoot a movie there;
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do press and premieres for another movie in 4-6 countries; yet not be away from her family for more than 3 days in a row, so that she can be with all her kids together to do family stuff,and to make sure she takes care of her man’s needs;
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Support her man and be the hands-on parent while he shoots his movie and takes care of his other projects;
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take the 4 older kids of her 6 kids along with her on her movie promotions so that they can be with her as well as (re-)experience other cultures while still making sure to organize their schooling so that their formal education remains uninterrupted;
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read and educate herself; (if my memory serves me right, i think she’s studying international law right now. Much as how she learnt to get over her incompetence in math and physics so that she could successfully acquire not one but TWO international PILOT’S LICENSES).
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be available to the UN to help them draw public attention to a forgotten part of the world where refugees need international assistance;
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write a screenplay for her debut feature length movie;
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organize to shoot the movie for the said screenplay in a difficult part of the world;
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begin and complete shooting of said movie;
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order christmas presents for her large, extended family and have them shipped;
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plan and organize for the family’s thanksgiving, christmas and new year activities and travels.
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Yeah, i can see how a morbidly obese, ADD-afflicted, jacked-up on meds, no-talent, worthless piece of protoplasm could look at a woman like this and thinks she has a problem.
Noooooooo! UN-SEE!!!
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 4:10pm.
Who the fuck cares about Brangelina. Why is his head so small?
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HaHaHa! That is the first thing I thought. He's a pinhead.
Maybe people wouldn't speculate about Brangelina so much if they'd fucking go away and she'd keep some food down.
Uh huh. My long-standing fantasy what just shot to hell and back. Drew is one of those who is better looking in glasses and clothes. Now they'll tell me that he and Adam Corolla never did one another and .....
Dr. Drew, is the biggest attention whore, who seems like he has his own fucking emotionally disturbed shit going on. He doesn't care about drug addicts unless they are famous, and he can make money off them by televising it on tv. What a fucked up joke. Dr. Phil is more relevant than that hose bag.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
And you can thank the litigation lawyers for that over-the-top apology.
The hypothesis that Angie is on heroin is like the hypothesis that the planet Jupiter is large
or the hypothesis that John Travolta skips the treadmill and heads for the sauna.
I have had it up to here (I am pointing at my neck) with those who get caught telling the truth, then explain and apologize.
By backing down, he proves that he is just as two-faced and phony as the druggie famewhore Z list "celebs" he mocks/counsels/criticizes. He's John Mayer in a white coat.
Why do these fucker always recant?! Stand by your words of cuntery!
Besides, we all agree that Angelina is a total nutcase.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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@jazzy and madam ex: I love that her sister was totally ready to throw down too. Sumthin' so wrong (right) about whoopin' a nekkid trick's ass.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 4:10pm.
Who the fuck cares about Brangelina. Why is his head so small?
Thanks for bringing that up....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ePpNg6DcARU/S5BZYAKnU2I/AAAAAAAACrI/ADRPE0XrHo...
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Who the fuck cares about Brangelina. Why is his head so small?
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 4:03pm.
lololol, so you already have a Sharpie then?
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I have the Sam's pack of black sharpies, so I'm good for about a month ;-)
BTW- I totally meant to post this in open post, and I haven't opened my Franzia yet!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:59pm.
My Christmas list based on D-listed:
1. electronic ciggie
2. big ass tattoo
3. white and red Franzia
4. ginger merkin
5. uncut dildo
lololol, so you already have a Sharpie then?
Just went to the JJ site. Too bad I am banned there. I had a fun time before. Looks like plenty of other HENS stirring the pot, though.
My Christmas list based on D-listed:
1. electronic ciggie
2. big ass tattoo
3. white and red Franzia
4. ginger merkin
5. uncut dildo
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:31pm.
My favorite part of the 'Cristy' intervention was the scene where she is throwing ramen noodles and wrestling her sister naked in the front yard:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20o2p_christy-loses-it_fun
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Just watched it. Loved the ending.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:43pm.
Celebitchy is another site where they go ga-ga over the pitt-jolies. They report on every change of clothes, every shit taken by that whole clan.
If you question anything the loonies say they rip you a new one. It is insane!
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Ya I found that out a few weeks ago LOL..
I noticed our friend Ms. Lewis is over there preaching her particular brand of looniness and attacking anyone that dares speak ill of the Holy Ones.
I’m starting to think there is something wrong with me, I just fucking LOVE messing with these people.
HAHAAAA!! i just said F U to NAN on the JJ website haha loved it!...
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My favorite part of the 'Cristy' intervention was the scene where she is throwing ramen noodles and wrestling her sister naked in the front yard:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20o2p_christy-loses-it_fun
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:28pm.
I think Rachel U. said she was addicted to benzos and ambien. Oh and course she is a "love addict". Because you know wanting to be loved is a bad thing.
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"Love addict" is just a way to say you're a slut without admitting it. Or in Yuckitel's case an expensive whore.
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 3:05pm.
Quit talking about me!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@madamex: I'm not old! >:(
oopss sorry double post, computer is a jerk off today...grrrr
Might as well use the space...
@ANGEL I, I love when she speeches about a negative, plus a positive, plus a negative and coming back and her journals and shit.
Also love when she tries to fuck up her sister totally naked and asking the cam man for his cell phone with her whoo haa right in his face.
She is the best, and her ending was the best, whore went to jail begging for another chance and didnt get it.
I need an update on her, if she's even still alive?
@ Provy, didnt mean you were old, just meant you may know a whore or 2 who will hang and suck a peen for a drink :)
@ Stoney...NOOOO never could that be you!!! I refuse to believe it, you are an engaged woman now, all slutness of past is erased.
@Provolone, LMAO, I would hope back in her day her skin was a little tighter, but I love her neck that way it swaddles back and forth, she's the ALPHA SHAR-PEI!
Im sure she sucked a mean dick for a drink, she's like those broads that hang around with old men for any kind of drink,the ones that sit in old neighborhood smelly bars, ya know those women, right Provy?? :) :)
Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:00pm.
So on 2nd thought.. I wouldn't hit it. I'll take my ho-shit tendencies elsewhere.
HAHAHAHA! I love that name, Crustyina, LOL!
Oh come on Dr. Drew, don't be backslidin!!
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Bleh . . . so over Brange. I'm more concerned that MK must have been so mesmorized by Dr. Drew's pecs that he published this post twice earlier today. Could Dr. Drew be the new St. Ange, MK the new Brad Pitt, and Silver Fox Anderson the new Aniston??
I sure hope not . . . now, that would give me the major sads :(
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Dlisted: Putting the HO in HO HO HO since 2005 :)
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:38pm.
I love that show, they're always a huge fucking mess, this weeks guy was a wreck, but my fave will always be Christy!
http://www.aetv.com/intervention/video/index.jsp?bclid=15148009001&bcpid...
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Ha! Cristy made me addicted to Intervention...I kept using and using but I just couldn't quite get back to that same high as the first time...
she had the "best" ending.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
I knew he was going to have to apologizes for that little piece of fuck up. *LOL*
The Power of Saint Angelina is all over the world!!!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:38pm.
@Jazzfish, I love Candy Finnegan from Intervention, YESSSS she has saggy skin but she was an alcoholic and heroin addict for years, lots a kid to the system, etc...I wonder all the things she did back in her time, I'd love to see her back in the throws of addiction.
*pictures grandma wrinkles giving blowies for
heroin*
*shudders*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:20pm.
What is this JJ madness everyone's talking about? I'm out of the loop.
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JJ... Just Jared, is a celb gossip website that is famous for the Brangeloonies that hang out there.
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Better yet, submit commits saying you think it looks like Brad is no longer in love with her and you wonder if Angie is becoming anorexic.
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Celebitchy is another site where they go ga-ga over the pitt-jolies. They report on every change of clothes, every shit taken by that whole clan.
If you question anything the loonies say they rip you a new one. It is insane!
@Jazzfish, I love Candy Finnegan from Intervention, YESSSS she has saggy skin but she was an alcoholic and heroin addict for years, lots a kid to the system, etc...I wonder all the things she did back in her time, I'd love to see her back in the throws of addiction.
I love Jeff too, he's pretty awesome and always manipulates them into going, he's very smart if you watch the way he talks and twists their views..
I love that show, they're always a huge fucking mess, this weeks guy was a wreck, but my fave will always be Christy!
http://www.aetv.com/intervention/video/index.jsp?bclid=15148009001&bcpid...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:24pm.
He said it to HuffPo: "Dr. Drew Pinsky shared these and other revelations with us at Milk Studios in Hollywood last week
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See now, that's some tricky wording right there. "Us" is only the beginning of the suspicion aroused in me - unless "they" talk like that all the time (I don't know, I can't concentrate long enuff to read anything there)....
Sounds to me like "we" dropped by Milk Studios between takes to shoot the shit with Dr. Drew and hoped like hell "we" could make him say something scandalous. And we did!
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:20pm.
What is this JJ madness everyone's talking about? I'm out of the loop.
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JJ... Just Jared, is a celb gossip website that is famous for the Brangeloonies that hang out there. They are obsessed over Angelina, HATE Jennifer Aniston to the point of pure insanity. Just read any article about Skankalina or Brad Pitt and you'll see what we're talking about.
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Thanks, Whamo!
Goodbye, project I was working on!
*wastes rest of afternoon mocking Just Jared loonies*
Dr. Drew, I largely agreed with your comments. I'm disappointed to see you backing off and refusing to own your words. What happened to the concerned physician who hosted Loveline with Adam Carolla?
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:20pm.
What is this JJ madness everyone's talking about? I'm out of the loop.
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JJ... Just Jared, is a celb gossip website that is famous for the Brangeloonies that hang out there. They are obsessed over Angelina, HATE Jennifer Aniston to the point of pure insanity. Just read any article about Skankalina or Brad Pitt and you'll see what we're talking about.
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Better yet, submit commits saying you think it looks like Brad is no longer in love with her and you wonder if Angie is becoming anorexic.
Mah Boo - I say this for selfish reasons. I don't want those snitches telling everybody I like to sniff Wite-Out and chug Listerine. THAT'S NOBODIES BUSINESS!!!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:13pm.
Jazzy, I used to adore him when he was on that show with Adam Carolla..now he gives me the sads..
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That sums it up perfectly. It's disappointing how he seems to have changed after being on tv and doing all these different shows, like Celebrity Rehab and Teen Moms (those reunion shows or whatever they are). Never saw the show with Adam Carolla but that combination must have been a hoot.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 1:20pm.
What is this JJ madness everyone's talking about? I'm out of the loop.
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JJ... Just Jared, is a celb gossip website that is famous for the Brangeloonies that hang out there. They are obsessed over Angelina, HATE Jennifer Aniston to the point of pure insanity. Just read any article about Skankalina or Brad Pitt and you'll see what we're talking about.
@Mah Dee...
You know we'd keep that shit shut tight..just after we spiked the fuck outa' their urine tests ;)
Smack me, bitch. I dare ya.
*insert maniacal Calvin laugh here
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Good call, d-listers. Many said yesterday he'd be apologizing in 3...2...1...so sorry. He helped Birgitte Nielsen get sober and as far as I know, she still is (she seemed sober on a danish tv show recently). I'm happy for her, especially after seeing that hot mess on Surreal Life. She did the work though.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:13pm.
Jazzy, I used to adore him when he was on that show with Adam Carolla..now he gives me the sads..
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I used to think they made a good team and Drew came across as sincere. But now he is just another quack like Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz who says whatever will make his audience happy and keep his show alive. Hi advice is so cliched he should have a pull string on his back that his patients can pull when they want him to talk.